You would not BELIEVE
You would not BELIEVE the management tips I’ve picked up from this book!
(Hugo Chavez)
Editor’s Note: Pundit Kitchen recognizes that this photo has been altered and that Hugo was actually holding a copy of Hegemonía o Supervivencia, by Noam Chomsky. Please don’t leave a “shopped” comment, because that will just make you look like a newb who doesn’t read the Editor’s Note.
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: dissimilitude
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Cool editor’s note.
I agree verily.
omg you guys are totally missing the fact that this is photoshopped! omg omg!
OH NOES!!!111!!1!11!!!!
FIRST
Mojave rattlesnakes have a reputation for having especially potent venom and being especially aggressive. Studies have shown that the venom is quite variable among different populations of this species. The aggressive reputation is probably mostly or entirely legend. (People tend to assume that dangerous animals are aggressive, whereas in truth most of them are shy and want nothing more than to avoid contact with humans.)
The More You Know! *rainbow*
I laughed so hard at that!
and knowing is half the battle!
What? Canada sucks!
Yes, the rattlesnake shakes its rattle to tell you to stay away from it. It doesn’t want anything more to do with you than do want to do with that particular acreage after you hear that rattle. It’s a terrifying experience.
Uh, no offense, but….relevance fail. XD
Ordinal Post Rule.
Sell Your Wristwatch
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Have you ever noticed how relaxed you feel the moment you remove your watch? Remove yours frome time to time, and remove yourself from time pressures.
Who wears a wristwatch these days? Aren’t we all carrying cell phones with clocks on them?
Tis what I use my phone for though that reminds me that I need to find my chainmail bracelets that Lynn made for me.
I still see a lot of people (especially guys) wearing them; but I’m with you on that one, Seth. Haven’t worn one in years.
am I the only one who thinks the whole “FIRST!” thing is lame as hell?
That may be true, but I’ll bet hugo really wished he could have dipped into his oprah book club collection and dusted those pradas off.
that it’s shopped kinda makes it non-funny. you know, it would’ve been funny if he really held that book somewhen somewhere, but this… its just meh. “eh he could’ve hold that”… blah.
-1.
The admins think you’re a n00b. I agree.
He wasn’t calling out the picture as shopped. Simply saying that the fact that is was made it not funny.
I agree. PolitiLOLs should be authentic. Photoshopping a giant FAIL sign behind a picture of former President George Bush would not only be steriotypically ignorant, it has no value, as it’s fake.
Make that -2.
Ooh, I almost forgot. Since I got riled the last time I expressed my opinion about a post, I have to add a funny comment or else “OMG noob dis iz a humur syt so b funneh or die noob” is what I’ll read.
Uh…
“Hur-hur, it’s funny cuz dat guy’s like all serious but den he’s holding dat book dere which like isn’t serious but den we read dat he rly isn’t holdin’ dat book frum de edider’s note which renders it invalid but wut would I know, I’m just a run of de mill ICHC user so I find it funny. Hur hur hur.”
no, you’re just an ass.
An ass who can’t spell stereotypically.
Pretty much.
i think it’s shopped
You rebel, you.
let the kids play and do their hipping and hopping
I would, if they would stay off my d@mn lawn!
Damn kids today with their hulahoops and their Elvis Presley and their TJ Hooker and their Marky Mark and their pet rocks and their Anna Kournikova and their Woodstock and their Hannah Montana and their Super Mario Bros…aaaaah, forget it!
How do you know all those things? What are you, some Pink
Floyd listening, gold fish eating, hippity hoppity dancing,
duck-tail haired, gang banging, mood ring wearing, NASCAR
addicted, tattoo having hippie?
*headdesk*
Dude… srsly? I sure hope you’re being sarcastic.
newb
Photoshopped…
A comment with essentially the same content as this one has already been posted. Please refer to that post and its responses for the sort of thread which you tried to start here.
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Thanks for playing, better luck next time!
definitely!
oooh, you better tape your butt shut tonight, or i will come after you with a large object and make you feel the wrath of the newb-haters
Hugo Chavez tries to displace Oprah as the barometer of what America should be reading.
Hah, jokes on you Hugo! Americans don’t read!
Lawl. This is funny stuff.
I didn’t read that. I don’t read.
Yes, but they BUY Oprah’s books.
good one… I’ll have to save it for future use.
Cool fact: Oprah is now broadcast, with arabic subtitles, throughout the middle east, and it turns out Arabic women love her as much as American women do. I predict she does more for mideast peace than any politician, of any party, in any country, ever.
I don’t know if I’d like Arabic women bothering me at work for Oprah’s latest any more than I like American women doing it. Although I guess we all have to make sacrifices for peace in the Middle East.
That is a totally cool fact! I’m not an Oprah viewer/fan, but can appreciate the positive image she portrays to millions of viewers. Middle Eastern women can benefit a lot from hearing Oprah’s message, especially in the midst of the negative messages they receive.
(Love your new icon!)
I’m certainly no Oprah fan (hello! straight man speaking here!), but her stand on women’s issues certainly makes her a radical in Islamic eyes. I love the idea of a women’s movement in Muslim countries. I’d even send them money!
oh yah, plox, united states, show the light to the rest of the world, and especially to the “muslim countries”, they are so retarded.
wait…women dont even have the right to abort. oh, and usa isnt a secular country. I seriously dont know how u could possibly help them.
and i still dont know who “Oprah” is.
The difference is that the abortion debate in America is about a women’s right to control her own body versus the rights of an unborn child. Many Muslim countries, on the other hand, get around that problem by burying the woman in question up to her neck and stoning her to death.
Also, pretending to have never heard of one of the most famous people in America in order to show off your supposed intelligence is rather hollow, particulalry looking at your spelling and grammer.
Judging by the name, they’re either French or retarded.. Which would explain a lot.
They’re Quebecois?
*rimshot*
Oh for feck’s sake. Anyone referring to someone’s “grammer” has just failed so badly I don’t think even a gnoll would pick up the leftovers.
nothing helps mideast peace like watcing a person on the other side of the world give away $12 cupcakes from Williams Sonoma
Ha! Pure gold. Your comment, not the cupcakes.
she couldn’t do much less than any politician has ever done…
Way to go Diss! It’d be even funnier if we could prove Hugo here is wearing Prada. HAHAHAHA.
Okay that was bad.
Yes, ditto the way-to-goage on Diss!
Thanks — I have to admit, I don’t think it’s the funniest thing I’ve done lately, though (by a long shot).
Hugo girl!!1!
congrats diss!
Shopped or not, still not funny. The editor of this page is a douche. Needs to quit picking submissions that suck.
Maybe they would if ya’ll would actually submit some good content. Have you looked at the voting pages lately? This is by far the best they could do. You’re the real douche for complaining about it but not doing anything about it.
I’M STILL FIRST
Veterans Memorial Auditorium is an arena in Des Moines, Iowa, that is part of the Iowa Events Center complex. It opened on February 1, 1955, and was named to honor the World War II veterans of Polk County. It has 7,227 permanent seats, with the capacity to add an additional 4,000 seats for concerts and an additional 7,500 bleacher seats for basketball games. Vets also features 44,972 square feet (4,100 m²) of exhibition space at its main arena and an additional 50,806 square feet (4,700 m²) at its exhibition hall.
And Merle Hay Road in Des Moines, was named after the first Iowan, and possibly the first American Serviceman killed in WWI.
And Idaho has potatoes! Yippee! ;D
Uh, oh. I think Brittani got missed in today’s med rounds…
Gaze on Something Blue
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Or pink. Sometimes green.
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Each of these colours – one warm, two cool – has the magical ability to instil calm in a troubled mind.
In Soviet Venezuela, Book Reads You !!!
u don’t even know what a soviet is.
In Soviet Russia, Soviet know You !!!
enlighten us
Waiting
for
funny
captions.
Have you read the book?
Or even seen the film?
There was a play..
or the spin off of the original sitcom?
The editor’s note is nice and all, but the site has enough suspect images as it is, I wish they would just take them down when they *know* its been edited. Anyone can come up with an awesome caption for an image they made. Its like hunting quail raised on a form whose wings have been clipped.
Ok, so any tips on how, exactly (other than the fact that it was an unlikely juxtaposition), a captioner is supposed to know it’s shopped? It’s not like he’s shaking hands with an alien…
I bet we could make lotsa funny captions for that! Bring it!
I hate those damned form raised quail.. They taste like paper.
And those damned tasteless Dan Quail jokes in the paper are in poor form!
so… form raised quail tastes like paper… but how do they clip the wings?
Paper clips.
Personally I find binder clips work better.
Banana clips work the best – and they are much underused in American households since Carrie Bradshaw declared them de classe.
So why do you want the paper-tasting quails to wear last year’s?
To demonstrate their fowl taste.
Fish’s comment is well played.
i, for one, agree that photoshopped images shouldnt be on this site.
Somehow I don’t think that was the original book he was holding. It’s almost as if it’s been “changed” somehow. Like with that picture manipulation software made by Adobe products. Whatever is it’s name…?
Little known fact #527:
While most people know that Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones were roommates at Harvard, how many know that David Lynch and Peter Wolf of the J. Geils Band were also housemates? And that Lynch asked Wolf to move out because he found him too – wait for it – weird.
Too weird for David Lynch. That’s saying something.
So, the admins of this site are on a first name basis with the President of Venezuala?
That seems the coolest thing here…
The way the fingers on his left hand are positioned makes it look fake. I doubt he was holding that book, let alone any book.
OK, with the addition of the “let alone any book” you were at least slightly more original than the previous “shopped!”-crying attempts. But I’d say its still not good enough.
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Thanks for playing, better luck next time!
I think it might do ol’ grumpy a little good to read TDWP and lighten the hell up.
zomg i have to read noam chomsky for linguistics
SHO– ooohhh ffuu
shopped
Thats my PRESIDENT!!! Hes the MAN!
i think you guys are missing the point, this photo, even though photoshopped, still pokes fun at Hugo Chavez, which is, unless im missing something, is the point of this site. is it not?