Due to their keen intellect
Due to their keen intellect, multi-tasking skills and ability to thrive in adversity, all future wars should be fought by women. In mudbaths. Wait, what?
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phirst! hahaha! but seriously, I was LOL’ng so much on this picture! great cap! but sad reality. =)
The white lion is occasionally found in wildlife reserves in South Africa and is a rare color mutation of the Kruger subspecies of lion (Panthera leo krugeri). It has been perpetuated by selective breeding in zoos around the world. White lions are not a separate subspecies and they have never been common in the wild.
Hey Rho * a little off subject but not much * have you ever watched that youtube video about Christian the lion. I cried like a baby. SO sweet.
Yes. Although it is irresponsible to keep a wild animal as a pet, the video [LINK] is a great tear-starter.
If I had a pet lion of the subspecies Kruger….. I’d have to name it Freddie..
Well, it’s practically written in the legal code.
I totally agree that wild animals should not be kept as pets, however, the people that had Christian rescued him from a small cage at Harrod’s if I remember correctly. They felt sorry for him and couldn’t leave him in that cage so they bought him to try and save him from those type of conditions.
…the sad reality being that the glass ceiling still exists… not that some parts of the world are finally respecting the assertion of a woman’s capability, that is. =)
The glass ceiling exists because any task that a woman performs has to compete with the economic utility of her having children. A man has a lower opportunity cost for any specific action, and thus is more likely to focus on gathering wealth.
Yes, because let’s make fun of the women who without, let’s not forget, there wouldn’t even be anyone fighting for us.
But that shit was HOT.
How do you read this as making fun of women?
if I want to make fun of women, I’ll watch a Detroit Lions game…..
*braces himself for the fallout*
Lol…no kidding.
I hope Saint will be alright after all that fallout.
Am I the only one who is a Detroit Lions fan? However, the sad part is, i completely agree with it.
Wow, surprising number of Debbie Downers on the board!
Speaking of heat, if this greenhouse effect keeps up we’ll all be living underwater.
Wah wah wah
I think women would be cool if they could have an aggressive and nonlethal wrestling match to solve the whole war problem. Hell, I would consider doing it but that would be a public safety hazard to see me in less than full clothing.
why are we speaking of women like some kind of novel subspecies? as mork once said ‘They’re everywhere!’
Anyway war is a problem of men so why should / how could women ever solve it? and for god’s sake, stop talking about women as if they exist purely for the sexual gratification of men. it’s a disgusting, absurd and dangerous way of thinking, and makes you look truly pathetic.
What, we’re not on this earth for the sexual gratification of men? Damn. I think me and my husband need to have a little chat tonight….
I totally want to know how that pans out! I will make sure to be on AIM tonight.
Good thing “war is a problem of men,” otherwise the possibility that sexual gratification leading to little boys who could grow up and die in war might make a difference to you.
Well I am not but I am saying that there are women who aren’t the china dolls you are claiming. Also, why are you trying to stereotype all women as china dolls anyway? It is… Disturbing to say the least.
Also, I am talking about a wrestling match not sex. While I would find it stimulating, I don’t expect any woman to give a damn about my gratification.
So how about this? I will talk about women like they are capable of sexuality as well as anything else they want to put their minds to and you can stop acting like women are all some sort of butthurt victim who finds the idea of sex horrible and distasteful.
If anything, I find your caretrolling to be more limiting of women than anything I have said.
Dishonest much? When we object to a caption like this it’s not because we find sex distasteful. It’s because we find the constant objectification of women distasteful. Let’s put it this way. Unless I WANT to screw you, I don’t want you slavering over me. And I don’t want to screw 99.999 percent of the men on this planet. Get it?
So if you want to screw them, it makes it alright? See, you’re just setting yourself up to get slavered over by a bunch of egotistical idiots there.
Anyway, what DWN was responding to was a post saying “war is the problem of men.” I think you should be less worried about the objectification, because, bad news here, it happens to men too. Not as often, but being slavered over shouldn’t bother you as much as the fact that someone out there thinks war is a problem for men and is kind of implying that women shouldn’t ever be involved. THAT would result in the world ending. Get it?
Sorry guys, for responding to an old thread, but I couldn’t resist. The bait looked too delicious to pass up.
How dare you disparage the Woman’s Mud Wrestling Federation! *sniffs* It’s people like you that make female mud wrestlers go about in shame. *grabs World Champion Mud Wrestler gold belt and stalks off*
I challenge you for the belt! (but only if you have the matching shoes)
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT ARE MINE!!! *grabs matching heels and runs off*
*dangles matching accoutrements* I have accessories! *in his best “frisco” voice*
“Minces off” would have been even more win. = )
I’ll take that under advisement the next time I have to defend my belt.
I don’t know why, but that reminds me of something that happened in NYC when I was younger. I was with some friends in a restaurant, and the group next to us was being very obnoxious. The ringleader of the group started yelling at us in a very disctinctive accent. It was apparent (to us at the time, who didn’t know better than to stereotype) that he was Jewish, and by the tone of their conversation, and their “out and proud” (it actually said this on his t-shirt) that they were also gay. I tell you all of this so my next part makes sense. as we sat at our new table, one of my friends referred to the other group as “Nancy Jew and the Hardly Boys”. I don’t know why this is in my head, it just is, and I thought I’d share. End of verbal diarrhoea.
Jane r u still not press secretary? Darn. I wouldve voted for you too. N e way, yeah right I agree 1000000%. I am a guy, I am guilty of being a man, but I respect each and every one of you for what you can accomplish. If god himslef came down into times square and said, “Men have babies now,” we’d all be like, “alright, no more people.”
war is a problem of men
Yes, they are like a novel subspecies like that.
Indeed.
The closest I’ve come to war is lighting a fart on fire…and I beat up a telephone poll once when I was really drunk (I was 17 at the time).
The closest I’ve come to mud wrestling is getting pushed down into a pig’s pen at my cousin’s house (I was 17 at the time…I wasn’t drunk).
Neither were very appealing.
Oh, I wasn’t implying that I thought the “war is a problem of men”-thing was accurate, I was merely trying to point out that first saying “why are we speaking of women like some kind of novel subspecies?” and in the next breath say “war is a problem of men” was daft.
Yeah, I know. I found it to be pretty stupid too. How could war not be a problem for women? When soldiers get killed aren’t there two parents who are affected?
…and sisters, wives, daughters.
Oh yeah: I heard a rumor that women are being let
into the military. Has anyone else heard about this?
You mean, let them out of the kitchen?! You are trying to stir up trouble with your rebellious ways, madam!
we have to let women out of the kitchen occasionally, sex can get very complicated in a room with so many pointy things…
i hate when light poles attack… especially when i’m driving…
You beat up a telephone poll? Did it ask you a naughty question?
No…good thing it didn’t, I don’t know what I would have done to it then.
Okay, I do know. I would have had sex with it.
I’m not sure if I should go for the group sex joke or the splinters from a telephone pole joke here….
I was just wondering how far down the pole he got….
I am all for settling international conflicts with women mud wrestling. There have been very few deaths, or injuries in the sport. Well, Russia’s Torna Titov did have a freak accident a few years back, but besides that. . . . . .. . .
Back in the day, the varying little kingdoms in Japan would settle disputes with sumo. The champion from the region would be treated extremely well, especially if he won the dispute match. No death, just ceremonial wrestling.
That’s what I call civilization. To hell with all this wasting of resources on war efforts.
presumably this “Back in the day” you speak of is after the era of seppuku, which clearly involved death. on the other hand, it was considered civilised and honorable to gut one’s self for various reasons during that time.
With a penis…
Talk about a ‘blunt weapon’!
“Alright Doc. Robbins, what killed this person?”
“Well Gil, it is the damnest form of blunt force trauma ever…”
Darn PK isn’t letting me post with a certain link in my name. What would PK possibly have against Penny Arcade? Anyway, http ://www.penny-arcade.com /comic/2005/02/11/ take out the spaces to see what Gabe and Tycho have to say on the subject.
I believe that is the New York one, it was lulzy.
“Why a penis, cousin? Why not a knife or an axe?”
“Because it’s dull you idiot, it’ll hurt more.”
I <3 teh Alan
Me too.
are we calling spoons “penises” now? because if that’s true, I’ve been repeatedly putting a penis in my mouth for the last 10 minutes while I eat my soup…
We won’t hold it against you.
*bites tongue* *fights urge…loses*
what WILL you hold against me?
*is remembering conversation on a previous lol about JSC’s ample bosom…*
sorry… my inner 12 year old is loose…
Just say something anti-Commie, and Jane will be all over that!
Damn Commies raping our tax money… >_>
umm… Commies must… die?
*diet… they must diet… damn fat commies….
*feels the People’s Breasts perk up* All right, who needs a smothering?
MEEEEEEE!!!
I know that my crimes against ObamaStalin will not go unpunished but I am unrepentent… You cannot convert me, I dare you to try!
Hmmm, Lynn, DWN, and Saint. It’s a large job, but the People’s Breasts can handle the quantity. *grabs and smothers*
*muffled* Yay!!!
>.>
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
*muffled*Hehe
*motorboat sound* woohoo boobies!
Hey! You’re not really commie haters! I was tricked! *takes the People’s Breasts and stalks off*
<– is actually a closet commie.
And by two horny men and a woman, the People’s Breasts were fu– Tricked… Ya, that’s it.
Similarly, the tribal nations that survived long enough to be examined by 20th century anthropologists would have “wars” that involved two tribes warriors lining up across a field from one another. Much boasting, spear shaking, and dancing would ensue, followed by some desultory spear throwing. At the end of the day, a couple people will be wounded, and rarely will there be any fatalities. Ah, good times!
I think they called it “The U.N.”
Rafiq, you can’t forget the horrible Olga Kutchacokoff incident….it was a damn shame. She had a great future in the sport…
And who can forget the nasty ear infection of ‘98? The entire Estonian legion was down for two weeks!
Or the “Great Drought of ‘02″…no mud anywhere…almost ended the entire sport!
Is that when oil wrestling started to slip onto the scene?
*puts on conspiracy theory hat*
Oil wrestling…oil wrestling…oil…
HEY!!! Now I know why Cheyney and Bush wanted war in Iraq!!!!! I bet they open a Club in Dallas that has Oil Wrestling every weekend, and needed a major supply of oil cheap for all that action!!
Wrong kind of vegetable oil, so we are safe from that conspiracy.
Phew…I’d hate to think all that Middle-East turmoil happened just becaus someone might be looking to make a buck…;-)
I could have reconciled that instead of the raising of my gas prices.
I think it should be Jell-O instead of oil or mud…
I concur.
Which raises the question: What flavor Jell-O is most appropriate? I vote for Lime.
Lime would work smashingly but I am willing to try watermellon.
Personally, I find the smell of artificial watermelon flavor nauseating, so I’ll havae to veto that one.
I will concede since I haven’t had jello in close to three to four years, so my memory might be faulty. Lime it is.
I think a nice multi flavor mix of jell-o cubes could be a winner.
I think we might run a risk of the mixing colors looking disgusting, but if anyone has actual experience I bow to their greater wisdom.
Also, would it be possible to use a Super Soaker filled with whipped cream during this event? I think that would go well with Jell-O.
I second Diss on super soaker whipped cream.
Yay!
balloons full of whipped cream, given to the audience.
You sir, are a genius of marketing…
why thank you! I’m thinking of having a second area (glass walled of course)with several showerheads raining down for the um, “athletes” to clean off before heading back to the dressing rooms.. Perhaps a drawing where one lucky patron gets to be “sponge boy”…
can the jello have vodka in it too?
only if you promise we won’t find you face down in the pool……often..
or knees will be forfeit.
I’m thinking there aren’t a whole lot of events that wouldn’t be improved by this.
I’m froofrou, and I approve this idea.
*squirts froofrou with a supersoaker full of whipped cream*
….. I thought about making a comment alluding to the fact that “squirting cream” got you into your current situation…..but I decided to be nice and keep it to myself…..
I’m just imagining how much more interesting things would be. Next staff meeting perhaps?
If only the hubby had kept it to HIMself, I wouldn’t be in this mess
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*slurps whipped cream*
maybe if you had “slurped cream” it wouldn’t have ended up elsewhere…..
(bad I know)
Not bad, as captions go.
(Though I wonder about all those other chicks not saying “Wait… what?”)
I mean – everyone knows it’s much better with a silicone lubricant bath. Mud is so last century.
And mud clouds the ‘view’.
Indeed. Silicone is clearly superior!
Although….there’s always room for jello… {Link}
I can’t remember the movie otherwise I’d link it but it’s a strip club owner and he’s trying to ‘class up the place’ and mentions to the strippers about caviar wresting. Yuck.
Oh, ew.
Striptease, just so you know.
great, now I have a mental image of Burt Reynolds all greased up wearing squishy cowboy boots….
I can feel the Vaseline squishin’……between mah toes.
… *is damaged*
you were already damaged…
Damn, caught by the truth again… *shakes fist* Next time!
And you would’ve got away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!
Hehehehe Scooby Doobie Doo!
That ought to be better than mud, but … Well, okay, there’s room for jell-0 if there is absolutely no way to get a hold of the silicone stuff.
That woman looks like Shannon Doherty.
That’s what I thought…. the LAST time this pic made the front page.
Oops. Forgot link. LINK!
This is a funnier caption for it, though.
I agree. The last one was good, too, though.
Doherty wishes she were ever that pretty. But yeah.
Very pretty girl…I’d love to see her in just the hat.
I can second that and I will also comment that I love the look of intelligence in her eyes and the personality you get from her in just this still frame. Then again, I have been a sucker for eyes all my life so perhaps I am just seeing too much there.
you know what I really like in a woman?
……me.
(mardon my misogyny)
*pardon even
Merde sur votre mysongeny!
sorry, I don’t speak German.
Oder die französische Sprache, es scheint.
I don’t speak Spanish either.
If I spoke Moron, I’d guess you’re fluent in that.
*snicker* You’re forgiven. I’ve heard them say worse about us…
Women from former Soviet-bloc countries are among the most beautiful on Earth for these reasons and some others. Ukrainians are just a buncha good-looking people; my granddaughter’s daddy is Ukrainian and she’s so pretty she glows.
that would be what they call the “Chernobyl Effect”
This was the one DWN was hoping for yesterday.
I’m glad he got his wish!
YAY!!!
It made me happy.
There are few problems with this one:
Saying women have some kind of biological ‘keen intellect’ is pseudo-science at best, and it’s this assumption that women are entirely different ‘creatures’ from men that kept women out of institutions for the military for such a long time (or at least justified their exclusion).
Secondly, this person isn’t a female soldier, she’s a model dressed up as a soldier. The problems with this should be pretty obvious. It’s someone making a joke about women in the military in front of an image of a model dressed up as a woman in the military. At least, I’m 60% sure she’s a model. Okay, maybe I screwed up there.
The mudbaths joke is passable, but not really funny.
Also, the whole thing kinda works as pro-military propaganda (or public relations).
*like the military
boooooooring
Why, sure. If anyone thinks that there is any _truth_ in this lol, they’re … fecked. Much like just about any other lol here, except th ones that actually correspond to, say, a politicians politics.
(Fwiw I read it more as a joke on the stereotypes than a joke about women.)
Yes, of course. Every time someone says something sexist (or racist or ageist or ableist or whatever), it’s “commentary” on the -ism, not an -ism itself… very clever, except not.
I’ve got an idea, why don’t you just quit with the -isms and find something else to joke about. Lots of material out there. The world is an absurd place.
Humor is that thing that raped your mother and killed your father and raped your grandparents isn’t it?
Where did the humor touch you on this doll?
ROFLMAO!! *labored inhale* ROFLMAO!!
YES!
*peesalittleonthefloorlaughing*
O_o… Paranoid being mocked sense tingling… Assuming my paranoia is false, I am glad to offer a chuckle.
No, “where did the humor touch you on this doll?” cracked me up, too, so don’t be paranoid.
No paranoia warranted D!
Ditto.
Yay, I blame lack of caffeine for paranoia. Gotta love care trolls…
Care troll cares more than we do…
Yes, I lol’d loudly.
I think I may steal that phrase from DWN.
isn’t “lol’d loudly” a little redundant and repetitive?
Isn’t it also a little periphrastic and repetitious?
I’ll give it a try, Hombrebubes: There are people on this planet who actually believe that some groups of humans are superior to other ones. They classify these groups based on some more or less superficial biological differences like skin color or gender. And they fanatically stick to these worldviews even though a look on other factors like the socioeconomical status results in much better explanations. Now this caption – at first glance – seems to make use of these sexist attitudes by postulating that women were indeed superior. But then it suprisingly combines it with a mindset which is generally perceived as degrading women. It is this sudden and unexpected turn that is intended to provoke an amused reaction.
So the joke is not about mocking female soldiers, it’s about making fun of people who have sexist worldviews. And for this purpose, it is totally irrelevant whether she is a model or an actual soldier. It works in either case.
(Okay, now we’ve killed it. Nevertheless, I loled
)
The joke is still boring though. Honestly, if you LMAO at this… well, you probably haven’t watched anything from the BBC or ITV before.
I personally believe that people who are 5 foot 3, 200+ lbs, have one blue eye and one brown, have six fingers on their left hand, one leg shorter than the other, red hair and are named Steve are superior to everyone else…. does that make me a bigot?
Yes, but I like you so you’re forgiven.
My dog was raped and had obscenities shaved into his private areas by a person who was 5 foot 3, 200+ lbs, had one blue eye and one brown, had six fingers on their left hand, one leg shorter than the other, red hair and was named Steve. TOOO SOOOOOON!!!!ELEVENTY11!1
interesting puppies….
A bit like Irish Setters. Really, really, creepy Irish Setters.
HEY! My great-grandfather was an Irish Settler! Although, from what I’ve heard, he was kinda creepy……
The BBC, which takes a preconceived notion and then adds a healthy dose of absurdity…
So what exactly is the difference here, except that I found this funny and you found it boring?
This is the same armada of pretty women we saw in another picture marching around in Soviet-type uniforms and black high-heel shoes. They’re definitely not real military – but I wouldn’t doubt the Ukrainian military has some women that look like these. Like I said elsewhere, there’s a lotta good-looking people in that area of the planet.
LOL If that’s what gets your pea brains through the day, keep that dream alive boys.
that soldier is hawt.
I am a woman, and I laughed my ass off
Quick!! Has anyone seen E.’s ass?!! She seems to have misplaced it in all the hillarity!!
I will need both hands for this search…
Dude, we’re trying to find E.’s, not yours. (Not that you’d succeed anyway…)
I find your lack of faith disturbing…
nice Star Wars reference…
“that’s no moon… it’s Rush Limbaugh’s ass!”
Now I am horrified of it becoming nighttime…
What’s the female equivalent of “Uncle Tom,” anyway?
I’d play “army” with her any day… I’d surrender and see if she can blow me away……..
you need a girlfriend
Yes, a girlfriend that will play army with him, doesn’t everybody need a girlfriend like that? Or least everybody who savors the female flavor?
er… so men associate army with sex too. but knowing they’ll probably only encounter men there (it probably not occuring to them that some women join too) the most ‘manly’ ones still join up. freud would have a field day if he could see this page.
Or… We just like the idea of a girl in uniform or at least just a uniform hat…
methinks now that her declaration of my need of a girlfriend was actually a backhanded offer?
Possibly, but not a terribly fun one as far as I can tell.
Actually a friend of mine was in the Army, he said he’s never had more sex (yes, with women) in his entire life. Apparently army chicks love to screw.
Well one could make the theory that the exertion, producing higher amounts of testosterone to build muscle, would also have the side effect of increased sex drive since it governs that as well. Humans are still animals and thus subject to hormonal influence.
Plus, it’s a great stress reliever.
Certainly eases my mind.
and it certainly pleases to grind… I saw alot of “action” in the Army, as well.
I can agree with that!
Good fer what ails ya!
That, or there’s something about being propositioned by a guy who could break you in half over his knee that just sorta makes you want to go along.
Don’t get me wrong, I like sex as much as anybody, but there are times the guy thinks the woman wants it when she… doesn’t. And it’s not like most guys in my experience give you much psychological space to say yea or nay under your own power. These are the same guys who feel moved to whistle at you as you walk past them, or make inappropriate comments at you when for all they know you’d catch their family cat and cook it in the stock pot.
Then they get with someone like that and complain that she’s crazier than she initially let on… because they TOTALLY took the time to get to know her before “knowing” her if you catch my drift. Wah, cry me a river.
p.s. you also need a girlfriend
Oh, I think their wives might argue with you on that one.
What, that he needs a girlfriend or that all men are secretly gay? cos, yes he does, and no, of course not. it’s just fun to wind up rugby-watching homophopic guys (of which there are many)
(but whether or not a guy has a wife won’t help you in any way in telling if he’s gay, hence ‘the closet’)
Paul has pedantic antics in his pantics.
Lynn is very happy with our girl in CT, we just haven’t heard from her in a few days so we are worried and I will call her tonight to make sure she is okay.
Oh, good point…but she’d probably say you don’t need an additional girlfriend!
Hope your HellKitty’s ok, btw.
Ya, Hellkitty is possess over both of us and you’re right about Lynn. I’m hoping Hellkitty is okay too. :/
*possessive
Damn typos.
I don’t know that it was a typo.
“Hellkitty is possess” sounds pretty ‘hell-kitty-ish’ to me!
Haha, could make for interesting rp sex. “POWER OF LOVE COMPELS YOU!”
p.p.s. saying ‘i savour the female flavour’ probably won’t help you get one, just for reference.
Dude, do you do this in real life? Just waltz into a room and start criticizing people you don’t know? How’s that work out for ya? Yup, when I invent a device for stabbing people in the face over the Internet, I’ll be rich, I tell ya.
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So you’ve just come out of the closet. Whoop de fricken do. Not like that’s a big thing anymore. Newly uncloseted gays are so annoying. It’s like when someone is born again and they can’t shut up about it. You won’t find many homophobes among the regulars here so you may want to go someplace else if your whole intention here is to wind up the straights.
wow it’s real easy to upset people around here. i was just pointing out the obvious. and if i thought people here cared that i was gay i really wouldn’t be here so don’t think in any way that’s my intention. i’m just making crap jokes like everyone else. anyway i’m not actually gay, if it matters. i’m actually a girl. paul is like paul simon cos he’s my hero. i just came here to say it was an amusing irony with men and their mud wrestling thing and rugby. but if making jokes upsets you so much…
Actually, it was the brainlessly insulting and puritanical nonsense that was insulting. If you were funny that would actually be different. Also, you can only state the obvious if it is actually true…
It isn’t puritanical to want people to be willing to draw healthy boundaries instead of constantly verbally groping one another whether it’s wanted or not.
If it’s that obvious, you shouldn’t need to point it out.
You’re a moron.
(Just trying out the concept of pointing out the obvious.)
*looks to Lynn who has been with me for 9 years*
Sure didn’t…
*giggles* Oh Hai! So this is why my nose is itching.
Ps. Being a whiny bitch who tries to stand up for “woman’s rights” every time you see someone make a joke that contains a woman will probably get you a mean woman. So you know… you go on with your bad sell and your clearly superior advice.
That was a tad incoherent, lover but I appreciate you stopping in. I should talk about you more often.
I’m kind of not with it right now >.o Hunger and all.
What say you to those chicken pot pies I was talking about last night?
Oooh, I had forgotten to tell you those seemed a great idea. Go for it. And get something to snack on hun.
*marshmallow in mouth* O.o Oh… ya sure ^_^
*toddles over to the kitchen to get stuff ready for supper*
mmm… I loves me some pot pies.. especially the beef ones.
Haha, cool. Mmm, pot pie…
I saw a Throwdown with Bobby Flay on the Food Network the other night, and they were making chicken pot pies. Flay’s had a sweet potato biscuit topping……..mmmmmmmm *Homer drool*
Merf. I like Chiicaaan Beef ok. And don’t go putting ideas in his head! I’s only got chicken!
Chiicaaan? is that’s a 5th element reference? DWN, are you secretly dating Leelu Dallas? hehe. Every year after Thanksgiving, I take the leftover turkey and make big pot pies and stick them in my freezer for the poorer times.
You just received more genius cred. That is a damn good idea… As for dating Leelu, no I’m not but I suspect that she was watching Fifth Element with our sons again.
can you blame her? It’s got everything a great movie needs. Bruce Willis, Aliens, Gary Oldman, and Milla Jovovich’s boobs. Seriously, you could have a 2 hour film of Bruce Willis and Gary Oldman playing poker with an alien while Milla sat topless near them and it would be a box office smash…
I could agree with most of that but Mila’s chest doesn’t really do much for me… :/
Chest? What chest? I thought those were bug bites.
a wise man once said “it’s not the size of teh mountains, but the view from the top”
Another axiom: Don’t make mountains out of molehills.
If Mohamed won’t come to the mountain …
I, for one, have been known to enjoy small breasts on occasion. I like them in all shapes and sizes..
It is the overall effect of Mila. Too much boy figure and I am a curves man. I think she looked way hotter in Ultraviolet since she had the appearance of a woman who had passed puberty in that one…
lol. I myself am quite the fan of Fairuza Balk, although personally, I do have to admit that I prefer a woman that I am not afraid to snap in half. I have dated women from all parts of the spectrum, skinny, big, tall, short, young, older. I like women for who they are, not necessarily what they look like. But on the other hand, if Mila Jovovich told me she wanted to make me her love puppy for the night, then never see me again… I might be inclined to go along.. it’s just the dog in me…
I would quirk an eyebrow and decline but I am more of a cat anyway and I am nobody’s pet.
First time I ever saw Fairuza Balk was in The Craft. She scares the beejeesus out of me.
seconded. she’s creepy…
I had the opportunity to meet her about 10 years ago, when I was 16. She was very friendly.
*shrugs* I understood it. Keep on rockin’ the ramblin’ Lynn!
Sure, OK. Hope you don’t vote or own property.
i’ll stick with my wife and HER girlfriend. that’s good enough for me!
this is the Ukrainian Army..well, girls from the U.A
They’re girls from the ROMANIAN army.
what i don’t get is if men associate rolling in the mud with sex, then why do the most homophobic men love nothing more then stripping to their shorts and t-shirts and rolling round in the mud together, or watching other men stripping to their shorts and t-shirts and rolling round in the mud together? all the while grappling for balls, i might add. if women are involved they call it porn, if they’re not they call it sport. the psycology is interesting…
Darling, no one here cares that you’re gay. You can stop trying to find homophobia where there isn’t any.
SHE isn’t trying to find homophobia. It already exists.
porn is a sport. and I’m captain of the freaking team.
And if I don’t watch men do any of those things while I enjoy watching women roll around, what then? Your assumptions are endless it seems…
Aw, take it easy on him. It’s not easy, coming out of the closet.
Eh, I wouldn’t insult my gay brothers and sisters by counting him among their number, even as a fledgling.
Disclaimer: Neither of my siblings have come so my statement is currently in the spiritual and metaphorical sense.
it was a joke!!!! and i’m a girl… and going to change my caption name (paul like paul simon, the musician). sigh…
There was room enough for my stupid username so you won’t get sympathy from me that you didn’t think to post Paul Simon’s Fan or something close to avoid confusion.
Such confusion is common pre-op. After the change his/her lapses will start to decrease.
as well as his/her lap will decrease.
* wonders how hard it is to cum IN the closet *
. 0 ( I’d have to move a bunch of junk….)
That could get a bit acrobatic depending on the size of your closet.
i suppose I could just stand outside the closet and hope my aim is good..
I just realized that I am a dirty, dirty bastard. I can’t stop thinking about sex. It’s been almost 13 hours since my last “experience” and I think I’m going into withdrawal. I apologize for my incredibly sexually oriented posts. *goes and stands in the corner*
If you’re a dirty, dirty bastard, then you’re typical of most men, LOL. My hubby is bad about getting sex, or what have you, and then he’s humping me for the next two days or until I give him more. The act of getting makes him hornier than abstaining, LOL.
I was never like this before I met my wife. I could go months, (and at one point over a year) without the slightest urge.. now I can’t see straight if I go more than half a day! What’s wrong with me? Am I going to die?
I prescribe a night (or seven) of hot lovin’ with your wife. That’s the only cure
My hubby met me after a bad marriage that he was in for close to 7 years. His average (not counting the honeymoon, which was apparently the last time her stuff worked), he got sex twice a year.
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And you’re not going to die, but just be sure to tell your wife that it might whither up and fall off if she doesn’t do nice things to it.
she’s the reason I’m a horndog. I’m the first man she ever dated, and the first she ever… um… fornicated with. and she’s freakin’ INSATIABLE! We can go for hours, until neither of us can walk, and 10 minutes later, she wants to go again! I think my horniness is really a defense mechanism, to keep her from killing me.
I don’t know if I should fear for your life or cheer for women with healthy sex drives…
um.. yes?
I’m going to err on the side of win and cheer you for that. *cheers*
Yay!!!
I noticed earlier to today that this silly lil’ caption of mine had made the front page (or the front page of the news section, or whatever) but I only noticed just now that it had picked up 184 comments. And some interesting debates. o_O
Anyway, just thought I’d say thanks for noticing the damn thing. Oh, and if you think about it – it’s actually making fun of men more than women.
Oh, and if you think about it – it’s actually making fun of men more than women.
It’s usually women who manage to make the mistake of finding sexist misogyny where none exists. That’s mainly because women’s brains are not capable of very advanced activities (such as handling words with more than three syllables (so misogyny is out)), and are also easily overheated when any form of thinking beyond “what shall I make for dinner tonight” and “remember to iron my husband’s shirts” is required.
*nods knowingly*
“It’s usually women who manage to make the mistake of finding sexist misogyny where none exists.”
ROFLMAO
So let me get this straight… since I laughed at this LOL, I must be male? Wow, that would be a big surprise to my husband of 26 years, my children, my doctor, my mother, and myself
How long have you been a comic, and where is your next performance?
You missed the sarcasm, my friend. That is a woman who said that.
Um, what I saidwas said in sarcasm, as well
Hmmm…I could’ve checked my spacing better, though…
I will blame the day being filled with idiocy at work for my failings. It will let me keep what dignity I have left.
don’t lie… we know you have no dignity left.. it’s lying on the floor, next to your chair at work, gasping it’s last dying breath…
Rolling the dice here, but imo she got the joke.
Refresh fail on me!
*refresh fails on Rho* I’m not sure exactly how one “refresh fails” but i’ll do it on you!
i do stand up comedy..
I know, no applause, just throw money, right?
Ah yes. If you are a woman and laughed at this lol, you must have what is technically referred to as “a problem”. If your brain actually can handle complexities, the obvious explanation is of course that you happen to have a faulty female brain.
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But slightly more seriously – there was a grain of my real perceptions in that: in my experience, women do have a tendency to more often find misogyny where there is none, minorities find ethnic/racist discrimination where there is none, etc. (And white men are the worst, they whine about how unfair it is that they don’t get to scream “oppression” as often as others). ;p I think it’s a very human trait to prefer to find errors in the system and in others, therefore making you a victim to circumstances you can’t control, rather than face up to the fact that any of your problems could be caused by yourself.
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Those are generalisations that aren’t extremely “strong” – just tendencies I’ve noticed.
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Oh, and inside my head I’ve been a comic all my life – it’s just not very often I manage to convey why what I say is so hysterically funny.
You have no idea what you’re talking about and the sad part is, that won’t stop you from opening your mouth anyway.
If you looked at this with the analogy of physical violence maybe it would be a bit clearer to you. Then again, maybe not.
But think of it this way. Your facile dismissal of minorities who see offensive statements in everything they read is rather like Chris Brown deciding that giving Rhianna (sp?) two black eyes didn’t really hurt her. Now who is supposed to be the judge of whether something is painful? The person causing the injury or the person who has been injured? Who knows better than you whether catching your hand in a car door hurts? You or the emergency room doc? (If you go to the ER. I had that happen to me once and didn’t bother.)
So who the hell do you think you are telling a woman or a person of color or a disabled person or whoever, that what they’re reading in your statements isn’t sexism or racism or able-ism or whatever? Maybe you’ve just used a catchphrase that they’ve had used against them deliberately for years, even fi you weren’t familiar with that historical use of the phrase. So what? It’s not anybody’s job to hold your hand for you and walk you through this. If you really give a damn one way or the other about this kind of thing it is YOUR job to learn more about it. Presumably you’re intelligent enough to read a book or a website once in a while or you wouldn’t be here.
And it’s not that, as a woman, I hate sexism because I’m fragile and can’t stand up to the onslaught. That’s not it. I hate it because it’s an attack, and usually from strangers to whom I’ve done nothing. I wouldn’t like it if someone hauled off and punched me in the nose for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and I don’t like verbal attacks either. And if it’s sexism, it IS an attack, make no mistake about that.
And this one’s a dual attack because I spent two and a half years in the military and saw up close and personal what the military thinks of the XX set in its ranks, and I don’t mean the porn addicts either. (No, those are perfectly okie-dokie.) We’re one step up from comfort women there, only we’re getting pay equal to the men’s. So I don’t particularly care to see stupid civilians perpetuating that crap on the outside. I wasn’t there to be a sex toy for the men. I was there to get ahead in life one of the few ways that was available to me. Same as Maria Lauterbach, or SSG Williams from my hospital admissions office who was shot by her ex-boyfriend, or any number of troops who were raped and afraid to tell because hey, one woman against a platoon of physically fit 18-34 year olds… none of us asked for what we got.
So, yeah. You can take your sanctimonious attitude and shove it. Because you could never know. And it looks like you don’t WANT to know.
Why is it necessary to say stupid crap about women in order to “make fun of men”? You must be a man, right?
she is hot.
well hell, I thought it was funny…
When women get depressed, they eat ice cream and go shopping.
Man invade other countries.