Comments on: UNWRITTEN MILITARY CODE:

By: Tusk

Tusk — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:17:32 +0000

There more annoying though.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:21:24 +0000

Two words:
Tampon applicator.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:15:28 +0000

Wouldn’t it be kinda difficult for a girl to ass-rape anyone?!?

You make less sense than this LoL, which is impressive.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:13:34 +0000

Prescription drugs almost always make me nauseous. Luckily I know a great cure for nausea.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:22:46 +0000

I was thinking more Robert Pattinson. But okay. That works too.

By: Wholesome

Wholesome — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:55:41 +0000

Well done.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:05:35 +0000

It was MG’s idea, I swear….I rule (with my iron fist) only becaue of the will of the people! (Also, I’m lovin’ the tinfoil crown I got, so there.) Anyway, I think it’s probably a matter of time before there’s a coup, bloodless or ohterwise.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:51:25 +0000

Liked the Lol but what is this about PKtator? I will be arrogant enough to toss in a bid for that. After all, I am the Cretin King…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:48:57 +0000

You have a point… A good point.

Lewis Black stated my opinion on it.

“Blow jobs should be an Olympic sport because it is harder than Curling will ever be and if you are any good at it, you deserve a MEDAL!”

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:43:17 +0000

Darvocet just made me nauseous. Actually, so did the anesthetic. Dang, i can’t do any of the good drugs!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:02:24 +0000

The ‘captioner’ is suspected of having an in with PK. Therefore, it doesn’t have to make sense.

By: sinfonie

sinfonie — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:00:42 +0000

The captioner obviously doesn’t know the fangirls *I* know. If that boy bent over he’d be ass-raped.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:20:40 +0000

@diss – i like that. i giggled. i would have laughed but i’m at work and have to pretend to earn my pay…

By: MLD

MLD — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:15:23 +0000

O_O Not like chicken?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:08:18 +0000

Amazingly, Diss the Destroyer has managed to get a couple into “upcoming” today. (One of the benefits of being a dictator is that I can now refer to myself in the third person! Woo!). Sadly, the one I submitted this morning that I liked best didn’t seem to do anything. [link] Too soon?

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:05:32 +0000

Dude…..

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:47:01 +0000

Well I guess you could still chalk up genetics to weird parents. Certainly true in my case.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:04:25 +0000

The least she could do is share the painkillers in
tandem with the LOLs, so we could all be on the
same plane.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:57:29 +0000

I was given percodan when my wisdom teeth were pulled. I would take one and fall asleep for four hours. I mean black out, no dreams, where did the time go sleep. I didn’t really care for that experience.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:56:15 +0000

Well yes, there is that!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:54:23 +0000

Or down with a couple’a pints…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:51:44 +0000

Seriously, have you not been paying attention to some of the people around here?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:50:59 +0000

Thanks for the qualifier, I forgot that one..

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:50:08 +0000

Define weird.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:49:48 +0000

That’s because you were only dosing to what the doctor ordered. Had you added just that one extra tablet, you would know what I’m talking about.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:49:01 +0000

i broke a vertebrae and didn’t notice for three days (high pain threshold) they gave me an oxycodone to take before bed when i left the ER and i slept for the next 14 hours. when i woke up i finally realized how much pain i was in… not so good.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:47:54 +0000

if you hit hard enough she would… i volunteer my car for the “beating”.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:46:25 +0000

I agree. I would actually prefer to see her LoLs making on the front page based on enthusiastic oral techniques (something to be proud of!) rather than relentless self-voting.
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If a woman sucks a dick to get what she wants, I certainly won’t tell her that she hasn’t fairly earned it.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:44:46 +0000

I’m pretty sure my weirdness is genetic.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:44:11 +0000

Prescription drugs and herbal botanicals – two great tastes that taste great together!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:43:57 +0000

I took percocet for a back problem a couple of months ago…didn’t give me a huge buzz…but it made the furniture REALLY comfortable…and i was sleeping in a bookcase…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:42:25 +0000

Yeah, Diss…I gotta agree on this one…show more cleavage…that way you’ll own the men without having to fire a shot!!!

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:41:44 +0000

…and herbal botanicals.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:39:44 +0000

But she has painkillers…so she wouldn’t even feel the beating.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:38:45 +0000

I vote yes on red lipstick and nails, but no on the high neckline! (V-neck would change vote to a unanimous yes)

Wait…you don’t get to vote for a dictator do you? That’s pretty much the thing about being a dictator I suppose…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:31:21 +0000

weird people are weird because of weird circumstances, or weird parents.

By: AC

AC — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:26:45 +0000

To weird people:
Do weird things happen to weird people or are weird people weird because of weird things?
Just wondering plzkthxbai…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:22:34 +0000

Mmmm, percocet.. Better living through chemicals I always say.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:21:16 +0000

that b!tch has painkillers and she’s not sharing?! for that alone she deserves to be beaten nearly to death. pair that with the multitude of un-funny LOLs and her days are long since numbered.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:19:40 +0000

Nope, going to have to veto the whole shaved-head with a goatee look. I think my Evil Ruler look should be closer to Glory from Season 5 of Buffy. [link]

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:10:37 +0000

Ok on the Dissmobile and bodyguards, but you’re going to have to improve your “Dictatorial Splendor”…might I suggest this {linkipoo}

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:06:37 +0000

Do I get minions and a bulletproof Dissmobile? Hmm…Oooh! And I want really hot, young, bodyguards!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:04:44 +0000

But you’d be so good at it!! You’d go down with the all time greats…King Jong Il…Ming the Merciless…Diss the Destroyer…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:01:58 +0000

You will all bow before the power of Diss.

Yeah, I don’t have the time or energy to be an evil dictator. I’ll have to settle for being a minor annoyance.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:36:13 +0000

Down with the Electorate! Up with PK Dictatorship!!! Diss for PKtator!!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:35:10 +0000

No…what I meant (and it didn’t come across) was that since she had sooo much time on her hands, she could vote for herself ad infinitum…wait…did you say painkillers?!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:26:09 +0000

Ah, she had surgery, so it’s okay that she takes over the LOL voting,
eliminating funnier LOLs, and subjecting all of us to her OCD and
pain-killer-inspired, markedly unfunny crap.

That’s fair.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:25:25 +0000

If I recall correctly, surgery that would make blowing anyone during recovery highly unlikely….

I blame the PK electorate for unfunny lols (which in fairness, not all the unfunny ones lately have been hers), especially the fact that ones requiring more than a nanosecond of thought or more than Top Headline knowledge of the world news tend to get voted down quickly.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:17:22 +0000

In fairness, she had some surgery and had a bunch of time off…

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:11:42 +0000

*puts on tinfoil conspiracy suit of armor*
good lord. she needs a sex life. or to be checked back into the asylum. too much free time really can be a bad thing…