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UNWRITTEN MILITARY CODE:
In the event of fangirl invasion, attempt diversion with Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers CDs. Retreat. If overtaken, bend over: kiss ass goodbye.
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say johnny depp is around the corner
I was thinking more Robert Pattinson. But okay. That works too.
Mmm, fangirls. Yummy.
They actually taste like turkey…
O_O Not like chicken?
Well done.
If they happen to be bishonen fangirls then it is suggested to toss out androgynous young men with prismatic colored hair.
it’s HER again. someone needs to break her keyboard.
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all these “meh” LOLs from her are starting to tick me off. seriously, who at PK is she fcuking?
*puts on tinfoil conspiracy hat*
Check out how many she has on Upcoming…
*puts on tinfoil conspiracy suit of armor*
good lord. she needs a sex life. or to be checked back into the asylum. too much free time really can be a bad thing…
In fairness, she had some surgery and had a bunch of time off…
If I recall correctly, surgery that would make blowing anyone during recovery highly unlikely….
I blame the PK electorate for unfunny lols (which in fairness, not all the unfunny ones lately have been hers), especially the fact that ones requiring more than a nanosecond of thought or more than Top Headline knowledge of the world news tend to get voted down quickly.
Down with the Electorate! Up with PK Dictatorship!!! Diss for PKtator!!
You will all bow before the power of Diss.
Yeah, I don’t have the time or energy to be an evil dictator. I’ll have to settle for being a minor annoyance.
But you’d be so good at it!! You’d go down with the all time greats…King Jong Il…Ming the Merciless…Diss the Destroyer…
Do I get minions and a bulletproof Dissmobile? Hmm…Oooh! And I want really hot, young, bodyguards!
Ok on the Dissmobile and bodyguards, but you’re going to have to improve your “Dictatorial Splendor”…might I suggest this {linkipoo}
Nope, going to have to veto the whole shaved-head with a goatee look. I think my Evil Ruler look should be closer to Glory from Season 5 of Buffy. [link]
I vote yes on red lipstick and nails, but no on the high neckline! (V-neck would change vote to a unanimous yes)
Wait…you don’t get to vote for a dictator do you? That’s pretty much the thing about being a dictator I suppose…
Yeah, Diss…I gotta agree on this one…show more cleavage…that way you’ll own the men without having to fire a shot!!!
Amazingly, Diss the Destroyer has managed to get a couple into “upcoming” today. (One of the benefits of being a dictator is that I can now refer to myself in the third person! Woo!). Sadly, the one I submitted this morning that I liked best didn’t seem to do anything. [link] Too soon?
@diss – i like that. i giggled. i would have laughed but i’m at work and have to pretend to earn my pay…
Liked the Lol but what is this about PKtator? I will be arrogant enough to toss in a bid for that. After all, I am the Cretin King…
It was MG’s idea, I swear….I rule (with my iron fist) only becaue of the will of the people! (Also, I’m lovin’ the tinfoil crown I got, so there.) Anyway, I think it’s probably a matter of time before there’s a coup, bloodless or ohterwise.
There more annoying though.
Ah, she had surgery, so it’s okay that she takes over the LOL voting,
eliminating funnier LOLs, and subjecting all of us to her OCD and
pain-killer-inspired, markedly unfunny crap.
That’s fair.
No…what I meant (and it didn’t come across) was that since she had sooo much time on her hands, she could vote for herself ad infinitum…wait…did you say painkillers?!
that b!tch has painkillers and she’s not sharing?! for that alone she deserves to be beaten nearly to death. pair that with the multitude of un-funny LOLs and her days are long since numbered.
But she has painkillers…so she wouldn’t even feel the beating.
if you hit hard enough she would… i volunteer my car for the “beating”.
The least she could do is share the painkillers in
tandem with the LOLs, so we could all be on the
same plane.
Dude…..
Mmmm, percocet.. Better living through chemicals I always say.
…and herbal botanicals.
Prescription drugs and herbal botanicals – two great tastes that taste great together!
I took percocet for a back problem a couple of months ago…didn’t give me a huge buzz…but it made the furniture REALLY comfortable…and i was sleeping in a bookcase…
i broke a vertebrae and didn’t notice for three days (high pain threshold) they gave me an oxycodone to take before bed when i left the ER and i slept for the next 14 hours. when i woke up i finally realized how much pain i was in… not so good.
That’s because you were only dosing to what the doctor ordered. Had you added just that one extra tablet, you would know what I’m talking about.
Or down with a couple’a pints…
Well yes, there is that!
I was given percodan when my wisdom teeth were pulled. I would take one and fall asleep for four hours. I mean black out, no dreams, where did the time go sleep. I didn’t really care for that experience.
Darvocet just made me nauseous. Actually, so did the anesthetic. Dang, i can’t do any of the good drugs!
Prescription drugs almost always make me nauseous. Luckily I know a great cure for nausea.
Kinda reminds me of the old joke…how do you start a stampede at a weight-watchers convention? Yell “I’ve got FUDGE!!!”
It’s beyond “meh”; besides the huge number of boys in the crowd, the girls all seem to be wearing hijab…making it inappropriate for a claim of tween-bop fandom. I suspect that the creator isn’t doing anyone at PK but logging in variously and voting her own stuff to the front page.
Does the hijab provide immunity against fangirldom? I am suddenly thinking it should be mandatory in our schools…
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But yeah, yeah, I think I understand what you mean. :p
I agree. I would actually prefer to see her LoLs making on the front page based on enthusiastic oral techniques (something to be proud of!) rather than relentless self-voting.
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If a woman sucks a dick to get what she wants, I certainly won’t tell her that she hasn’t fairly earned it.
You have a point… A good point.
Lewis Black stated my opinion on it.
“Blow jobs should be an Olympic sport because it is harder than Curling will ever be and if you are any good at it, you deserve a MEDAL!”
To weird people:
Do weird things happen to weird people or are weird people weird because of weird things?
Just wondering plzkthxbai…
weird people are weird because of weird circumstances, or weird parents.
I’m pretty sure my weirdness is genetic.
Thanks for the qualifier, I forgot that one..
Well I guess you could still chalk up genetics to weird parents. Certainly true in my case.
Define weird.
Seriously, have you not been paying attention to some of the people around here?
The captioner obviously doesn’t know the fangirls *I* know. If that boy bent over he’d be ass-raped.
The ‘captioner’ is suspected of having an in with PK. Therefore, it doesn’t have to make sense.
Wouldn’t it be kinda difficult for a girl to ass-rape anyone?!?
You make less sense than this LoL, which is impressive.
Two words:
Tampon applicator.