Coming for Wii Chrismas 2010
Coming for Wii Chrismas 2010
Call Of The Legend Of Duty
The Zelda Poppies
picture: zhuk. lol caption: heatherjlc
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Poppies!
*sniff*
Aaaah!
*zzzzz*
Those are beautiful poppies, but I thought the urchin looked more like something out of Middle Earth than Zelda.
At least there is no annoying Navi yelling, “HEY! LOOK AT THIS!”
Want to make that game more amusing? Name your character “Jackass.” It’s really childish, but it’s worth a grin.
I was playing the old pokemon crystal version, so i named my character “asshole” just for laughs, later in the game somebody says, “Some asshole just stole my pokemon!” It made my day lol
*starts humming Existential Blues*
Poppies will put them to sleeeep…
The first idiot voter gave this a 1/5…schmucks don’t like videogames.
I’m a gamer and I thought the made up title was stupid and confusing, not funny at all.
Legend of Zelda
Modern Warfare
Call of Duty
The Poppie Princess
See how you can make titles up that aren’t grammatically retarded?
I’m with you. Not funny at all.
Yeah, I wasn’t really impressed either. And I’m enough of a Zelda fanboy where normally I would give a 5 to any crap that said “Zelda” in it. As it is, I gave it a 2.
And on top of that, he spelled Christmas wrong.
I voted it a 1, because I didn’t think it was funny, at all. I’ve played Zelda for 20 years, so I would, in a friendly gamer way, ask you to stuff your comment up your arse.
Gah, missing: I’ve played CoD too. Not since 20 years back, ofc. :p
I…played one of the Call of Duty games under my son’s guidance on the Wii, just long enough to determine that it was a very, very good thing I wasn’t actually responsible for fighting WWII. I sux at FPS games.
I ain’t great at ‘em. I tend to do better in any FPS where I get to shoot commiw zombies though, that is so much more satisfying. Shotgun headshots are teh fnu.
What about sniping flamethrower-carrying nazis?
Mmm, sniping commie and nazi zombies! Delightful!
(Yes – I really love stuff like Time Splitters.)
The Wang loves Timesplitters… The Wang has killed over a 100 bots on Timesplitters, mostly zombies…
The Wang is obsessed with his stats… And the use of elipses.
… 100 THOUSAND bots…
I am going to kick my finger’s @sses… Stupid typos are going to give me cancer.
I did wonder…
But now I am thoroughly impressed!
Ya, it is sad the number of hours I have on that game. I am rather fond of making maps where I have to fight a horde of zombies with a sniper rifle.
I have Future Perfect but I miss the flammability of Timesplitters 2. I used to get set on fire and then chase enemies through the hospital level while chowing through health to keep going as a flaming torch of death! Ah the missed joy of passing the flame to others.
Your fingers have asses? That must make finger food interesting…
i’m more of a fan of GTA style games… it’s so much more fun to drive while firing an uzi out the window at hookers…
I suggest Saint’s Row 2. I am a fan of sandbox but GTA tends to get on my nerves. I am fond of the absurdity and ultraviolence found in SR2…
Oooooooh, I need to see if I can dress like Alex from The Clockwork Orange when I fire that up tonight. Don’t think I will be able to do the eye makeup…
sr2? i might have to check that out… truth be told, i haven’t played many video games in the past couple years, except when my little cousins are over… then i get my ass kicked at COD4 and etc… i can field strip an m249, but i still get my ass kicked handily by 12 year olds with aks and deagles… it’s really rather depressing now that i actually write it down…
Ya, I was very fond that there was in-game minigames to play to earn useful things like infinite sprint and infinite SMG ammo. If you watch Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee did a review about it that compares it to GTA and why SR2 is actually fun…
And take solace in the fact that you don’t live by the whim of your parents and can give them a wedgie if you wanted.
My n00b ass sucks at all FPS except Halo. And at that, I’m actually all the way up to “mediocre.” But my Xbox is gone. *sniffle* I miss it sometimes. *sobs*
I suck at FPS. I liked Force Unleashed, but Mass Effect is hands down my favorite from the last year. You didn’t have to be good at FPS as it’s more of an RPG. No surprise I liked that, as it was made by the same people who made KOTOR, another favorite. Liked Fable 2 as well.
You can keep your FPS. I have to have third person or I get lost. My two favorites (and you’re going to laugh at me) Are Ratchet and Clank, and Devil May Cry. Of course, DMC is just BADASS on the PS3.
I played the demo on 360 I don’t play a lot of H&S either. RPG’s, puzzles, adventure games. Overlord was funny, Looking forward to the eventua release of Dragon Age. Played the heck out of Neverwinter Nights, Roller coaster Tycoon.
DMC got annoying because of the camera angles but Ratchet and Clank is an awesome series. My friend has all of them and I own Deadlocked and Size Matters.
If it helps, Saint’s Row 2 is Third person.
Don’t cry, kid.
Ooh, so this is the reason for the other cry-kid comment you made the other day. Well, glad to have that in some form of context at least.
FIRST
Hold can upright, pull trigger back and spray the air in a sweeping motion throughout the entire room. For a noticeably fresher home, spray all rooms in your home.
is it febreeze?
Oh, I thought it was Troll-BeGone. Althlough, I prefer the stick, it’s more upclose and personal.
Especially if said stick is a pointy one.
Well f#@k me gently with a chain saw, it’s another one from heathers.
I was almost about the say the same thing. AND they’re all really falling under the ‘meh’ category right?
I can do the first four letters but I don’t have a chainsaw… Actually no, I can’t do the first four letters due to conflict of interest with Lynn and our Hell Kitty in CT.
Damn… Stupid perverted fingers typing before I have all the logic out.
*words not letters
Sometimes, I wonder why I bother typing when I make crap mistakes like that.
But who needs a Connect-a-kitten when there’s a Lynx in New York?
Careful, comments like that get men in trouble.
Listen up there, Lynn! I’m just playing. And I’m flirting with you too.
As for the kitten, well, no offense sweetie whoever you are.
*huggles* And that’s why you’re great.
*huggles all around*
Yay!
Seriously?
Two in one day? I thought posting here a few times a day during my breaks was bad, I should open 15 e-mail accounts so I can vote all day instead…
hey, if you do make 15 different email accounts can you make sure to vote for my lolz too?
Yeah, mine too!
*kicks desk disconsolately*
I really liked mine for this picture, too.
yeah, yours is pretty funny too… i’m kind of partial to mine as well… haha
I’d forgotten you did one on this — I like that one, too! (BTW, I was seriously considering making your Jurassic Park one from this morning my desktop, but I don’t want TOO many questions about where I got it…you know? “And you spend HOW much time on this website? At work? Hmmm.”)
lol. my dad’s an attorney and he hated that scene in jurassic park… brings back great memories…
“I brought you all here to help me and the only one on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer…”
“… Thank you.”
Jurassic Park FTW!!
Clearly something fishy’s going on around here. This heather person seems to be getting lols in -too- often. Perhaps some under the table dealings?
Ala Clinton, natch.
But instead of a blue dress, it will be denims (with worn out knees no doubt.)
ChrisTmas.
Although it must be hard to type with a dick in your mouth, I shouldn’t criticize.
I lol’d
Me too.
Considering what we feel is the nature of her success, shall we pass a motion to make the subject of Heather’s lol threads be about sex in some manner?
All in favor?
OK, as long as we can call each other heather.
Deal. Heather
hey heather, who are you doing tonight?
I don’t know, heather. Who are you doing? Martha Dumptruck?
Well heather, I have a list of people to take care of, then chapstick to buy, lube to buy, then take a big dump so I am not packed up, then a party to cater… And by cater, I mean lay there til I am spent…
Will there be whors d’ourve?
I would find that pretty entertaining.
I try to be clever and am hoping the humor in this idea isn’t too forced. I consider it a form of protest since these have gotten really old. At least with the other crappy lolz, they aren’t all stemming for a central source.
I prefer to just ignore all of hers from now on. No commenting other than maybe a one word one like sucks or shite. She’s looking for attention and even bad attention is attention.
True, ignoring would be a good idea if any of us would actually do it. I know I get bored and end up commenting wherever.
Also, since this brand of lol has lost all impact, I shall make a random topic.
Anybody else catch the CNN Ticker about Chuck Norris advocating Texas as its own country with him as president?
No, so thanks for mentioning it!
It was odd to say the least…
As a Texan, I find it very disturbing. He must actually believe all the stupid jokes people make up about him.
I am starting to wonder if that is the case.
no. did that really happen?
~it’s mildly amusing though, since texas is the only one that could legally become it’s own country.
Well, it is on the CNN political ticker about midway down now. It was at the top yesterday evening before I left work.
california used to be it’s own sovereign nation as well…
did it? i don’t know cali history well. I just know that when texas joined up they did so with a clause that they could secede when they want. making it one of the only ones that can do that legally.
That was changed a long time ago. Texas no longer has secession powers.
The things I miss by forgetting History class. :/
Blah… Stupid nesting and this is just a place holder to fix my link back since apparently linking to Chuck Norris ate my posts…
Trufax: The governor of Texas is running for Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Actually, your opinion I was waiting on the most since that is your neck of the woods and you are a conservative.
As kitschy as it would be to have Norris as the President of Texas, I think I’d prefer Kinky Friedman
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As a side note, I believe that Chuck lives on (or has) a ranch just outside of Nacogdoches, where I went to school. I drove past what was rumored to be his house every day, which is kind of cool.
Ya, I liked Kinky but I was more concerned with Chucky talking about thousands of cells waiting for Texas to secede…
*puts hands in pocket and kicks a pebble*
I’ll stop trying to have a serious conversation now.
I haven’t heard anything lately about Texas wanting to secede…..no more than usual. There are always the nuts out there, and believe it or not, Texas would probably do just fine on its own. But, like I said, I haven’t heard much about any new plans to break away from the Union.
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Do you have a link for me? I haven’t seen the CNN website…
I haven’t heard anything new out of them, either.
LOLz taken out of my link and the Chuck story put in cuz I love. It seems like mostly nutjob talk but I figured it would be fun to babble about.
Odd, it ate my post. Trying again with the linky.
… It ate my other two posts with the correct link. They should show up sometime before forever with the link in the name. This post has my usual lolz.
However, I suggest reading the link to which CNN is referring if PK ever spits it out.
… Finally PK… Thanks.
PK has been very temperamental about links lately. Some breeze right through with no problem, others hang interminably, and no way I’ve seen to judge which is which.
Yes, it’s very moody now. However, I have so far not had any problem whatsoever using <a href>-tags.
Least it posted them.
Hah, I like this one, especially considering how Activision is milking the Call of Duty series for all it’s worth. I could almost see it happening.
LOL I know, right! Cpt. Foley meets Link!
What is the point in making LOL’s any more when rubbish like this is voted on to the front page. It’s happening more and more, why is everything on the internet ruined by saddos who have nothing better to do than vote for themselves just to fill the void in their life left by missing sex!
It does pretty much make you want to give up. I am not impressed with the material that’s been provided lately, either. It sort of lends itself to meh captions.
I linked one of my creations that made me lol while doing it.
…With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back…
I know a girl, and her name is Mari-Mac.
Make no mistake, she’s the girl I’m gonna track.
Lots of other fellas want to get her on her back,
I’m thinkin’ that they’ll have to get up early.
Pathetic
win. win for making me go “Wtf?”
I have no idea what’s more depressing:
- This caption
- Or that if they actually made that game, I might play it.
Do I get to shoot that little Midna bitch from Twilight Princess? If so, I’m preordering this game now.