And somewhere in California
And somewhere in California, Ken Starr’s house mysteriously exploded
(Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Hillary Clinton)
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noooo thats palins job
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What would Palin have against Ken Starr?
Second…………..
Damm Damm Damm Damm
So close, yet so far away
(Who is Ken Starr?)
Wrote the Starr report, tried to impeach Clinton over a blowjob, also a leader in the fight to uphold the gay-marriage ban in California.
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Basically, he’s a complete waste of oxygen.
Ok, but why is he mentioned here?
Because he deserves mockery?
And as a point of order, Starr tried to impeach Clinton over alleged perjury, when the only actual lie told was to the press pack, not in the Paula Jones trial (in terms of the meaning of the term ‘Sexual Intercourse’ as defined by the Court))
Basically, the guy wanted to be seen a a crusader and ended up looking a muppet.
Your facts and analysis are sound, but was there really a need to insult muppets?
I know, they’re so cuddly.
*creates Muppet Anti Defamation website*
Ever seen a mad Muppet?
Trust me, you don’t want to go there…
AN-I MALLL!!! AN-I-MALLL!!!
I have such a crush on Animal!
I’ve always had a thing for drummers.
and before he was going on about dogs. I respect the end opinions (sometimes), but really, it just never ends
I may not be remembering correctly, but I thought Ken Starr was involved in the investigation that started with the White Water real estate whatever, lasted years and then finally the only thing they got Bill on was the alleged perjury?
*Attempting to draw a picture for the slow*
STARR TRIED TO IMPEACH CLINTON
Hillary Clinton is pictured in the photo.
It stands to reason Hillary might not be pleased with Starr for trying to impeach her husband.
The button in the photo is being portrayed as a remote trigger for a bomb.
Who better for Hillary to be portrayed as bombing, than someone whom she presumably has a grudge against….Starr.
Was that simple enough, or should I get out the box of crayons?
I’d favour Jazz interpretive dance…
Even the most difficult concepts can be conveyed through the liberal use of Jazz Hands.
Liberal use?! Communist use, you mean!!1!111!1!!one!!
*smothers Veslfen in the People’s Breasts*
ooooohhh…
COMMIES! COMMIES! COMMIES! COMMIES!
I think you mean BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES!!!!
I think this lol is actually funny! I also like the Putin lol down below. What happened?
I can’t just… I mean you have to at least TRY to pretend that the Commie agenda is out to destroy America with Obama at the helm. I mean, role play a little bit.
Jane, why don’t you make an instructional video?
Some people are not effective anti-Communists,
and need help with their fake hate.
And make sure there are plenty of breasts in the video since that has gotten everyone’s attention.
Huh… that looked like a fruity dessert to me.
But, yeah, I needed elucidation due to misinterpretation of the yellow and red object – which my famine-fed imagination turned into a yellow lemmon bar with a red cherry or strawberry on top. .
Perception’s a whacky thing, huh?
Oh, and because you used an ordinal number in your post… *clears throat*
Thomas Sullivan accidentally invented the tea bag in 1903 when he sent samples of his product in individual silk pouches. His customers found they preferred to brew the tea while leaving it in it’s porous package.
More recently, the tea bag took on a new meaning. Tea-bagging is when a man squats down above his partner, and lowers his scrotum into her mouth. Often after killing an opponent in an online game, idiot teenagers will squat over the dead opponents body, pretending to ‘tea bag’ them, in an effort to further humiliate the opponent.
Now you know.
*snickers*
I had to explain this to one of my (female) bosses a while back. It were awkward…at least it wasn’t one of the guys.
Well that’s rather discriminatory of you Steve, teabagging can be done amongst two males as well as a male and female. Now YOU know.
Good point, Jane, I missed the “her” there in the description.
Bah. I changed “a woman” to “his partner” but forgot to change her to their. Aren’t you being a bit picky Jane? Maybe you need a tea bagging, that would keep you quiet!
*runs for cover, peering into the sky for meteorites of doom*
You’ll have to wait in line. I still haven’t smothered DWN and Slan with The People’s Breasts.
If I were a guy, I would be really hesitant about the concept of disciplinary’ tea-bagging. After all, those ‘teabags’ are rather…delicate?!!
Exactly!
you’re obviously not a real ninja then – too slow
KABOOOMMMMM … MUAHAAHAHAHAHA take dat biatch !!!!
Well done! Best lung expanding laugh of the day!
In before Clinton wank.
You have a time machine? Duuuude!
Thx! glad you liked it…
This is awesome. My first laugh of the day. Well done.
Or did Ken Starr’s house just get “overcharged”?
Sorry I ROFLMAO- This is a total win for those of us who sat through the “whitewater investigation”, with spending 6 years and unlimited witch-hunting resources and the best the F-wit came up with was a blow job. To the author- I salute you. Epic win from my POV.
And the suicide of Vincent Foster..
Vincent Foster’s suicide has NEVER been found to be related to white water- that was the assumption made at the time, but given the white water investigation found nothing (and logic will tell you that the Clintons simply did not have the resources to cover up anything that did- they do NOW, but not then), it is unlikely that VF committed suicide directly because of the white water/ Clinton interaction. It was sad, but not a part of any finding of Ken Starr….AND I did nto read this as KILLING anyone- just blowing up there overly self indulgent McMansion- given that KS is in Sacramento trying to defend the bigots and mormons (who may or may not be bigots but they ACT that way), he is not likely at home when the button was pushed…
The only problem is that I don’t like Hillary Clinton much, and the idea of her killing Ken Starr gives me mixed feelings, which as we have all learned, are Unamurican
The enemy of my enemy is a friend whom I really wouldn’t hang out with – unless they were buying?
i think i need to brush up on my politics…
Ha! This made me do a big lol. Mainly because Hilary looks so thrilled about it
Hee! Yes, this is true! Hilary is enjoying this very much!
Better late than never.
Brilliant caption.
If only it really happened…
LOL Ken Starr can go f**k himself.
OH MY GOD!! THEY KILLED KENNY!!
Speaking of Bill Clinton:
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