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Carry your career in a box
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could he be carrying out his share of the bonus money carefully disguised in a common brown box? hmmmmm…maybe wall street thiefs & thugs are that smart?
qqqq: Can must be upright when spraying. Do not tilt more than 40 degrees when spraying or shake can during use. Before use, press actuator to clear valve of any liquid product especially when using on photographic negatives. Use extension tube in tight areas. Use short burst to prevent cooling of can.
What does it say about disposal? Is it okay to incinerate?
Rho: Contents under pressure. Container may explode if heated: Do not place in hot water or near radiators, stoves or other sources of heat. Do not puncture or incinerate container. Do not store can in enclosed vehicle or direct sunlight or at temperatures over 120 degreesF (50 C).
Caution: Keep out of reach of children…blah…blah…blah…do not breathe in fumes….blah…blah…blah…HOLY SCHNIKEYS!!!! I THINK THIS IS A CAN OF WMD!!!!!!
Anyone care to guess the product????
Sounds like a can of “air”, used for dusting. The bits about photographic negatives and cooling of can are a dead giveaway.
Stardrake Wins!! (Sorry if this is a repeat, PK is eating comments this morning)
Back to the disposal idea. Should we call HAZMAT?
@Pitty: Nah, HAZMAT, SHMAZMAT…I’ll just toss it in the woods on the way home…
Surely woodland creatures have something they need to dust with compressed air.
*Fighting internally for control and losing*
Sure, Jane, the squirrels can dust off their nuts….
I’ve always admired your ability to apply known techniques to solve new problems, MG.
Jane, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about my mental illness…
The key to living a successful life is taking one’s negatives and turning them into positives. Why, look at Uncle Fester.
Perfect example! Only six short months ago, no one could have guessed that he would recover so quickly from that incident with the cross-dressing evangelist Avon sales representative…
He’s an inspiration to us all.
Holy Smokes, I think we got nesting back! Let’s test this out!
Testing…
Nesting …
Besting …
Resting?
You’re right!
More Testing…
And some more…
And we have a winner! Yay more nesting!
*feathers nest*
Nesting…
Gah! too slow.
he could be transporting his mogwai.
Wall Street its down ????
http://www.agoravox.fr/article.php3?id_article=52556
You just now noticed that?
You heard it here first! Our ace PK reporter kamerun broke the story at 5:46 this morning: Wall Street is down.
Have they checked to see if the power outlet is working?
…Blown Fuse…it’ll be back up in a minute, Unc…
Iron Mountain! They were there when I was laid off too. Anyone know if they are coast-to-coast or just a NE thing?
Man, they must be making a mint.
I think they’re coast to coast. I did temp work for them years ago, in Austin, Texas.
Er, actually I think they might be a bit bigger than coast-to-coast – they’ve made it all the way across the Atlantic as well
It looks pretty happy for just being fired.
Not sure why I said ‘it’ and not ‘He’. Sounds kinda mean! Sorry Mr
Well, yeah, but maybe he wasn’t just fired. It pretty much looks like he’s
carrying a box. Maybe the box is full of cuddly baby kittens!
No, I don’t think he’d be carrying WMD around like that in plain view of everyone.
Maybe…it’s a gift for his “special lady”….Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…
In which case? That’s quite a box you got there, dude!
Hahaha.
Step 2: Put your junk in the box!
That SNL skit was about when I started to respect Justin Timberlake. The guy can sing, dance, and act, and he has good comic timing. And all around entertainer. I’m still not much of a fan of his music (but who knew he could actually beat-box!) but the guy has talent and stage presence.
@Seth: For me, that moment was another SNL skit: the Homelessville one.
[link] Anybody willing to wear a giant soup cup and be that funny has my respect. He had me from “Soup — there it is!”
I was going for a ‘kittehs as a source of destruction’ thing but I’ll take d*ck in a box any day! Ummmm, you can feel free to take that however you see best.
*fighting for internal control again*
Umm….Jane…ok…nevermind
*wins battle*
Jane is going to have a line of couriers holding boxes outside her door when she arrives home this evening….
Yes! My plan is working.
Oh noes! I mislabeled my evil botanical formula bottles, and turned Jane into a horny hellcat!!!
*Shrugs* Oh, well. Lesson learned…tra la la and all that.
Rhorho…would you be selling those evil botanical formulas? I might like to have a few doses handy, for purely scientific purposes, of course.
Jane: What can Brown do for you?
I love cuddly kittens!!! Especially the baby kind.
It’s economical to carry your career in a box!
Especially if you’re a box salesman…
“Billy Mays here for ‘Career In a Box”
{Link for those unfamiliar with Billy’s commercial genious}
Haha! This is so great! I was just discussing how Billy Mays could sell shit in a bag if he had a mind to….of course, it could be in a box too..
Could be lil Timmy Geithner in a few months … or weeks.
Or Michael Steele…
can we put both of them in schrodinger’s box
or pandora’s box?
i think that’s where he came from
Has anyone told him the reason he’s carrying that box?
Yes, but he has his junk in it so he doesn’t care.
He does look really smug about the whole thing.
His junk is FILLING the box… or didn’t you mean that sort of junk?
I’d be smug too, in that case.
[link] to illustrate what I thought…
That’s a damn big box! Maybe he’s over compensating?
yep, diss and Seth were already discussing above, so we contined the theme. (read the other comments first, Fester) LOL
*continued and yes, possibly compensating, or else he has a good reason for the smug expression.
Why on EARTH would I do that?
No reason, really. We all just froth a bit anyway.
I usually don