Please tell me you guys
Please tell me you guys paid your taxes.
(Barack Obama)
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Was the monitor censored? Makes you wonder what kind of depravities they were viewing.
Porn: It’s what the internet is for.
That’s what I was going to say. According to n8 [link], porn is where the stable market is.
Also, Obi seems to grabbing his crotch.
Great, now I will see that everytime I view that picture
Obama Bollocks!
*is damaged*
Yes it was porn [link]
Caution: NOT work safe.
you sonuva! that’s just NASTY! Hell, it creeped out a drummer I know, and those guys are animals…
Heh, NoScript blocks the whole thing. It must be pretty nasty.
You can’t get that crap through the mail… that’s all I’m sayin’ OK!
Shall I thank the fact that I am at work and thus not safe to watch that so I am not? Looks like I will continue to be glad.
Well, that probably depends on where you live. Some parts of the world are more liberal than others.
I’m not sure if it’s illegal to transport across some state lines, but it probably should be.
Turbotax
LOL!
no real LOL, but at least it’s pertinent and somewhat funny.
Well, funny compared to the other crap we’ve been seeing anyway. I just took a look at the upcoming page, and one out of seven on the first page made me smile. The rest of them are pure garbage. Oh well, I’m not sure any of them will make it to the front page anyway.
Ok, they switched them out. Now they all suck.
I keep trying….bit of a dry spell I guess.
I voted for your poppy one just a little bit ago, and that’s saying something because I vote Fail on 99% of the captions and Pass on most of the rest.
Honored, thanks, ACSIS.
Okay, the shark and the buoy talking makes me laugh…
That’s a buoy? I thought it was some kind of witch. I’ll admit I didn’t look very closely.
I’m going to switch my icon and you tell me which one you like better. You can compare the two side by side in the Stop Burning Sh1t thread.
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Actually, I’m curious if you think it looks like the same thing I think it does…
I think it takes a good 10 minutes for the site to make the change though.
I like the other one better, but it mystifies me as to
what you think it looks like. It looks like a fish.
It’s because I haven’t written anything lately. HA! My ego isn’t really that big. Most of mine aren’t that good. LOL
Well, if Obama keeps nominating people like he has been, we’ll have this country’s tax deficit settled in short order.
*hangs a “Anti-Comment-Eater amulet” on this comment before he sends it*
I know! May I borrow that amulet? PK ate my comment three times yesterday. I should have just given up the first time because the comment really wasn’t worth it.
It’s probably a St. Jude medal…
The Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes would certainly be appropriate.
I believe you are referring to St Jude the Obscure. Just call me Father Vila. (Not that I’ve been to Mass for over 20 years
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Well, if Obama keeps nominating people like he has been, we’ll have this country’s tax deficit settled in short order.
Also:
Dear PK-Comment Eating Monster,
Please stop eating my comments. As an person of African-American descent, I find your continual eating of my comments offensive. If you do not stop eating my comments, I will be forced to seek the help of general attention whores such as Oprah and Al Sharpton to protest you. Thank you in advance for resolving this issue in short order.
Sincerely,
Lefty
lol
It’s happening to all of us. Oprah does scare me – actually, it’s more her followers who do.
Preach it brother! I work in a bookstore, you can not imagine the hell we have when the Oprah Zombies come for the latest book club pick.
It always pisses me off if she picks something I liked, or wanted to read.
I am rather glad I can usually ignore the existence of Oprah.
I usually manage to do so myself; but then you go to get a book and see that DAMN “Oprah’s Book Club” sticker on it…
Sounds like justifiable homicide to me.
I’m happy to say that that hasn’t happened to me (yet, gods willing)…
Then again, Oprah’s interest in “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” is probably limited.
Sounds like I need to browse bookstores again since I am apparently stagnating.
I dunno. I’m tempted to create a viral marketing bit by placing “Oprah Boo Club [small print] (did not select this book)” sticker on my or any other books on the shelves I think people ought to be reading.
Boo -> Book
I’d buy those.
Great idea! Can you picture the confusion?
All of those Oprah fans, thinking they missed a
mention, grabbing the books off the shelves,
and buying them without so much as opening
them.
Have you ever wondered how many of her
books are actually read?
Buy a copy of ‘Latex Donkey Buggery’ and then wrap the book in it… oh and pay cash…
Pfft. Books.
Reeding is stupd anway. Whut is ganed frum reeding?
From Fahrenheit 451 – “We burn them to ashes and then burn the ashes”. Anyone who’s read the book will understand the relevance of that statement.
Channelling the current troll there Eric? Great performance…
Look at it this way, how much reading do you think the Oprah Zombies would do if not for her?
Point taken but I stand by my justifiable homicide statement…
*Pours another glass of wine*
Yes. Yes it does.
I don’t know, man. It was pure freaking misery to try and keep copies of the Secret on the shelves. Not to mention that it was all a bunch of horsesh*t and these women were acting like it was the answer to all their problems. Plus, they’re usually rude as hell.
So you should be allowed to kill them? I concur…
All you have to do is intend their death and poof.
I avoided anything having to with the secret like a plague, but I’m guessing this is a reference to that nonsense?
I am going to consider myself blessed that I have no idea what either of you are talking about…
A bizzarro best seller that says that if you imagine really really hard that you have what you want, then you’ll have what you want. Bewitched meets The Little Engine that Could.
Great… Now I know…
Now if I imagine really, really hard, those people will die in a fire. Or if I imagine really, really hard, I will find the perfect way to cheer Lynn up tonight without feeling like an @ss.
The joys of having an old cat put down. -_-
Bummer. I’ve been there, myself.
*Big hug for DWN and Lynn*
@viking gal: Thanks love. It really has Lynn bummed out so hopefully I will have an epiphany to help cheer her up.
Goil advice: don’t focus on cheering her up. Focus instead on being attentive, all ears, kind, quiet, soothing. Hope it goes ok.
@Pittypat: Ah, good thinking. Thanks babe. I have to remember that wimmens need a different approach. @_@
Pittypat is right Go for listening and caring mode. Mourning is not a bad thing–it is remembering/honoring what is lost, and it is OK to be sad
for a bit.
My guy earned major points for his willingness to be there for me after my father died. And for listening when I told him that the main thing I needed was someone to talk to…and the occasional ‘bounce’ for distraction.
Mmm, ya. Listening is the way to go. I just haven’t had to deal with this kind of sadness in a while and I am a guy so I managed to forget that ever so important detail. Either way, I have been doing my utmost to be there for her.
Speaking of which, shift is over. Time to take care of my Lynners.
Good luck. I cried for days after I put my kitty down. Hope it goes better for her.
I yearn for the good old days when being rude would get you stabbed with a rapier or shot from 20 paces.
Oh yes, the good old days. I would need to mount something on my car for when I head home in the evening to handle all the rude I encounter at the end of the day.
Awesome. The renaissance meets Mad Max.
You mean you need one of these, right?
(LINK)
I challenge you to a duel… IN MY CAR!!!
@Czernbog: Some things were just meant to go together.
I didn’t know you lived in Amarillo…
I don’t…
<.<
It’s just the car duel thing…
Didn’t mean to get your hopes up by wearing a parka in my car duels…
Actually, you’d get the death penalty in TX for running down a man… you have to be clean, cut, and preferably a jock, then you get fined and a probation…
Now, Unc, be fair: There are community
service hours, too…
The guy I’m thinking of had 5 parole violations before they finally put him in jail… but he was a ‘good boy’
“Good ol’ boy” is the expression, and I’m
sure he apologized…
Now if only we could get her to recommend some GOOD books lol
I suggest we begin with Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Ender’s Game and and possibly some RA Salvatore for the allegorical essays. Those are all easy reads the zombies should be able to handle.
We’ll sell ‘em with Pook Klub stickers.
i’d recommend some neal stephenson too…
At the very LEAST Snow Crash.
i wonder if they could handle some neil gaiman
It would do them a world of good if they could. Maybe turn them into less of a douchebag.
Actually, I think you’ll find they’ve not only paid their taxes, but also interest and penalties… Research fail….
I’m pretty sure that’s what he was referring to. Probable reading comprehension fail
I can’t see the end of my comment, here’s hoping there are no typos.
I don’t think he was, and of the two of use, despite my lack of ability in Russian(?), English is my first language…
Czernobog is, indeed, a Russian deity. It’s also that big fella at the end of Fantasia. My first language is Hebrew though.
Let me explain my reasoning: Lefty’s original comment was “if Obama keeps nominating people like he has been, we’ll have this country’s tax deficit settled in short order.” Which clearly acknowledges that they had paid their taxes, but assumes that they did so only because Barack was interested in nominating them. Suggesting that Obama will just keep on nominating tax-evaders and getting them to pay their taxes with interest and so settling the tax deficit.
Of, course, we won’t know for certain unless lefty decides to elaborate and elucidate.
Spind doctoring… you has it… I still thing you’re a molester of farm animals but, hey, you can do semantic back flipping like a native…
Nah, I’m just right.
Juuuust to clarify. I did know that the first person he nominated had payed his taxes, and was missing a penalty. I didn’t really care much about the times after that, because I was generally busy facepalming about how much red tape we’re going through before anyone actually does anything about our economic situation.
*rubs comment with garlic, hoping Comment-Eater does not like it*
Only AFTER they got caught. Legal fail.
After ther accountants were caught, you mean, oh men’s skirt of India retard…
and still plugging away with the right wing propaganda after the Gore Bill fail… Gotta admire the stubbornness, if not the sense…
Bolt shooting you do it, you idiot…
I’m afraid the limey slang is lost on me.
Clearly, it must be right-wing propaganda, or the work of one incompetent accountant who apparently every Democrat in DC uses. (I guess I can see why.) Once again, your rapier-sharp critical thinking skills show the way for the rest of us.
Generally speaking, you’re a cretin… to shoot one’s bolt is pretty universal in the anglophone world… I can’t help it if you’re just a retard…
As to bad accountants, I’d say they’re not uncommon, and the ‘every Democrat in DC uses, well, I’d suggest you back that up… otherwise, you’re just being the usual piece of sh!t you always are…
He can’t back that up any better than he can his claim of 90% of the stock market dropping being Obama’s fault. He’s an idiot. He’s shown his colors.
Indeed… what else can one expect… if this is the BEST the Reps can do, then RINO isn’t an insult, it’s thanks…
LOL…I loved your ultimate “response”, too…
Given Fester’s ultimate response was, and continues to be LOL after LOL “put up or shut up”, and the best I’ve seen you come up with is avoidance and ad hominems, I would say you would be best advised to kneel to your avuncular superior. Prostrations to Ms. Frou may begin at any point.
[grammarnazi and drunk do not go well together...]
MMmmmmm, I want a drink so bad………
And your opinion matters because ….?
If you can see straight enough, you should read all the comments and their accompanying source attributions before you puke your sacramental whine as you kneel and gibber before the pus god and his frou minion.
Now I’M gonna puke.
Frou is Fester’s minion?
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Me thinks thou are art a dumb ass.
Oyea, I don’t give a sh!t what you both say, and won’t reply anyway, know-it-all asshats, so have at it and enjoy making sport of someone who simply doesn’t care what your superific awesometastic libtard nonsensical grey matter regurgitates!
*pouts because she’s put on the level of ‘minion’*
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I’m CLEARLY above a minion, dammit! I’m a peon, at least!
Pouting and whining that it’s not going to play our game is supposed to dissuade us?
It must be new here.
@Froo: Of course you’re better than minion.
As an unapolgetic rightie, you’re at least an
“outside consultant.”
@ACSIS: For some reason, every time I
see one of these talking stumps, you’re not
far away…
Do you know anything about the bag of
Troll Kibbles™ that went missing from my
evil botanical lab? Hmmm?
No, I just thought I was on troll watch tonight.
Did you lose another bag?!?
What are we going to do with you?
Hmmm. *has doubts*
ACSIS, why do you smell like Troll Kibbles™,
why are you twitching nervously, and…
Hey! Where is my cat?!?
*takes rho gently by the hand and leads her away*
Unspeakable things were done, Rho. It’s best if you not know. The……the cat is happy, though, and ACSIS has a weird smile on his face.
*gives rho a cookie*
Thank you, froo. Sorry about the little Love
Potion mixup… Mineral Spirits should get
most of it off.
*noms cookie*
*sees familiar shape approaching*
Froo, why is Mortimer wearing a pirate suit?
Why does he smell of spiced rum? Why does
he keep holding his paw up like that?
If Frou is a minion of mine, then I demand she wear a bikini as seen on Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi… same as all my minions…
Awww, c’mon Unc, that bikini chafes!
but you must admit, you make it look good…
I quit after the bikini memo went out. Which reminds me. Anyone hiring minions? I’m currently seeking miniondom, but bikinis are a definite no for me.
@Eric: If you can rock a toga, I’ll be willing to
take a resume…
*blushes* Aw, Unc, that was the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to a minion. But if Max ever comes back I’ll have to go back. I’m only on loan.
Uh, Jane…
I don’t know how to put this exactly, but,
well, uh, Max is possibly “all around us.”
I blame myself, really. He was in the evil
botanical lab, checking progress on a
project he had commissioned, then suddenly
he was gone. There was a color change in
one of the cauldrons soon after, but that
may have been the result of other recently
added ingredients.
It’s possible that His Darkness didn’t meet
the dire end I suspect, but the renderings
have been particularly potent lately…
Just sayin’.
@ rho
Me rocking a toga would look rather similar to John Belushi rocking a toga. Something to keep in mind.
*sniffles* Well, if it’s all the same to you Rho, I’ll continue to hold out hope. No one has ever kidnapped and then forcibly married me the way he has.
@Eric: You’re hired!
Now quit goofing off, and get to minioning.
Ahem. First we have to discuss pay, benefits, vacation, personal days. Oh, I’m always late and I tend to call in a lot. Is that a problem?
Pay depends on experience, so I can start
you off on big bucks, and we can discuss
bigger bucks depending on performance.
Since there aren’t really set hours for the
work, it’s impossible to be late, so no
problem there. Vacation and personal days
are plentiful, and you don’t even need to
ask in advance, so it’s convenient that way,
and cuts down on paperwork.
I offer minor medical coverage.
*points to Zee Medical Supply cabinet*
Your main benefit is that you get to work
with me!
*flashes charming smile*
Deal?
@fester – only if you haven’t paid your taxes ON TIME are you forced to pay interest and penalties… comeback fail for you ol chap.
The fact they did, despite their accountants screwing the pooch, says much…
but hey, carnie hands, you’re the ‘financial analyst’ you should know this…
Well, they ARE the idiots who hired incompetent accountants in the first place …
True… but you guys keep electing them… so I’d say the retards are the ones who think politicos are honest in the first place…
I agree wholeheartedly.
fest, you always insinuate that politicians are completely unscrupulous except when it comes to dems not paying their taxes… why is that?
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the accountant as fall guy is a very lame excuse, these people are adults and if they cannot manage their own house why on earth would we trust them with greater responsibility?
The same thing could be said for LOTS of political figures, not
just Democrats, though.
Are you saying that Brownie did a good job with FEMA, for
example? I wouldn’t care if Brownie owed back taxes, if he
hadn’t thrown New Orleans under the bus*, frankly.
bus = under water, of course
A GRRRREAT job at FEMA @@
I could use a brownie right about now.
A magic one at that.
Well, a special one is what I had in mind.
I’m not really a big believer in the magic..
Except in mushrooms
Screw special brownies. I just want a brownie. Why can’t I have a brownie?
*sobs quietly*
*offers Eric a plate of brownies*
So happy I planned ahead for such a crisis!
Speaking of planning ahead…
*offers Eric a big glass of milk*
Eric, I’d be careful if I were you. No doubt she cooked those up in her evil botanical lab. No telling what side effects they’ll have.
Now, Jane! Just because I run the best evil
botanical lab in the lower 48 doesn’t mean I
can’t get to the kitchen and rustle up a fine
batch of decadent (yet wholesome) chocky
brownies for my new minion/lab assistant.
Why are you suspicious, anyway, Jane?
It’s like you think I killed somebody or
something…
I’m just saying that when someone has their very own evil botanical lab one should be careful accepting food from them. Or drinks. Or perfume. Well, anything really.
Twining vines, especially, truth be told…
No, I imply that all politicos are unscrupulous. Those guys got caught.
More fool them for not offshoring. However, when they DID get caught, they paid up… Best one can expect really…
It’s really not worth your time — Fester is apparently wholly incapable of understanding shades of grey.
and Dhoti couldn’t find his arse with both hands…
You think he would ask that question and investigate it BEFORE he hired people.
Because if you have, we aren’t interested…
Hey! That was actually funny! You feeling okay?
Okay? Which dwarf was he?
Happy’s understudy.
He reminds me of a priest in this pic… I think its the all black outfit with a little white popping out at the collar
I just wanted you to know I ranked my typing. I sucked. 59.2 WPM.
Thanks for the link! It was fun!
Glad you enjoyed it! That is not a bad score! There are a bunch of people in the 20’s and 30’s
This is such a fail. Forget about the politics, the caption doesn’t at all match the picture or the expression on his face. Epic fail…