Comments on: This Wide, This Deep

By: ms.jasper hale

ms.jasper hale — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:38:25 +0000

that is SOOOOOOOO off. hes only made america worse, do you even watch the news, not just listen to the dang liberals! ugh

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 02:01:08 +0000

PK….we have a case of drive by hateing!

By: varejaogirl17

varejaogirl17 — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:59:34 +0000

well with him as president…its only guna get bigger

By: angie

angie — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:56:45 +0000

Cindy McCain’s hair looks like a soft-serve vanilla ice cream.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:22:55 +0000

@Seth: That’s ’cause you’re such a sweetie!
@Yugio: Ummmmmm, okay then.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:21:48 +0000

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not the Macarena!!!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:20:51 +0000

I think we’re on a winning streak with this train of thought.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:28:52 +0000

Ok, time for another ear worm.. Barry and John are actually practicing the Macarena, they just aren’t in synch (which is what you would expect.)

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:28:42 +0000

He could go on a date with Amy Fisher; then they’d end up shooting each other in the face.

By: TCurry

TCurry — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:23:03 +0000

Thanks. I like making no sense. It’s fun.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:19:17 +0000

Good one; I like it.

By: TCurry

TCurry — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:16:54 +0000

Well in my fantasies, chimps get eaten by cheny, who gets eaten by gorillas. O.o

By: Seth

Seth — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:07:37 +0000

Well, in my fantasies, Cheny gets eaten by chimps.

By: Yugio69

Yugio69 — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:06:46 +0000

@ Seth: God. If I had to actually LIKE my spouse, I’d never get laid.

By: Seth

Seth — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:04:47 +0000

@Jane: The driver was an attractive long haired lady. I considered following her home and offering my services, but, you know, not being a creepy stalker type, I thought better of the idea. Plus, I’m polyamorous, not a swinger. I’ve got this odd need to actually know and like the people I have sex with.

By: TCurry

TCurry — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:52:26 +0000

It could be those tiny aliens that live under your arm pits. They migrate every so often to the other parts of your body. Their friction against each other generates smoke, which causes BO.

And there’s ur explanation

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:22:50 +0000

I didn’t, then Cheney would be in charge. You know, officially.

By: Seth

Seth — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:20:56 +0000

Hey, I fantasized about a Bush impeachment. Let the poor Republicans have their fantasy too.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:05:18 +0000

Well, it’s on the internet, of course it’s true. Duh.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:47:58 +0000

But WHO is that behind BO? That is truly the important question here.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:44:51 +0000

LOL! What RMT said!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:26:20 +0000

Oh sure, it’s so like John McCain to use that “torture” excuse to get out of Charades. We ALL voted John, you said you’d play what we picked!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:24:56 +0000

@Seth: Well, I certainly hope you obliged.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:45:17 +0000

Tied down spread-eagle, that’s not too far off for most “regular-sized” people, I think.

By: death by kewt

death by kewt — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:35:58 +0000

Hillary.

By: RankMyTyping

RankMyTyping — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:33:21 +0000

These captions never lie!

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:29:39 +0000

TOO SOOOON!

By: death by kewt

death by kewt — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:57:01 +0000

Or type.

By: timmis

timmis — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:55:18 +0000

Perhaps.
But why would he be impeached when bush was not?

By: Insignificantperson

Insignificantperson — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:47:34 +0000

Just what I was thinking. Because the only other alternative is that they’re both complete idiots… Or the caption was lying.

By: FaileV

FaileV — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:18:02 +0000

that’s weird. I just saw one of those for the first time today. Seth are you stalking me?

By: dropulus

dropulus — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:09:10 +0000

Hmmm….. so when he’s impeached, he’ll be freaking out about the possibility of “ass-ramming” jail?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:40:46 +0000

Many thanks. I will direct her to it.

By: timmis

timmis — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:24:59 +0000

I suddenly realized that Obama reminds me of Tom Dubois from The Boondocks.
I don’t know why. lol.

By: Seth

Seth — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:02:44 +0000

I thought you and Lynn would like that one

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:56:38 +0000

… I need to tell Lynn about that sticker…

Speaking of which, those who are familiar with my LOL collection will know that I made the sexual pose joke in a lol a good while back.

By: awise199

awise199 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:52:18 +0000

That’s not funny. McCain can’t spread his arms as wide as Obama. That’s like asking him to play Charades.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:08:16 +0000

Yeah, especially if there’s a bald guy driving…

By: timmis

timmis — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:04:45 +0000

That’s really creepy.

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:00:31 +0000

If nothing else we get to have bipartisan humor. Hooray for us, indeed!

By: Lefty

Lefty — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:57:54 +0000

Who’s Obama doing it with that has hips twice as wide as him? Definitely not Michelle. Do you know of some scandal that all of us here at PK should know about?

By: Seth

Seth — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:45:24 +0000

Well, yeah, that’s what I was saying about Obama. But you need to look closer at McCain. See the raised left hand? Definitely not a leaner. One hand is for control, the other brings the smack. Oooookay, now I’ve skeeved myself out. On a lighter note, I saw a funny bumper sticker today, “If you’re going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair!”

By: death by kewt

death by kewt — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:39:54 +0000

Ack. Posted too soon.
*
McCain’s a lazy back-leaner, Obama’s an energetic hips-grabber.

By: death by kewt

death by kewt — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:38:30 +0000

Not quite. I think it’s a comparison or rear-entry techniques.
John’s a leaner, and Obama’s a grabber.

By: Seth

Seth — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:36:14 +0000

Obama is advocating a ‘grab ‘em by the hips and pull back’ position, while McCain is championing the ‘butt bongo’ technique.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:31:21 +0000

Looks to me like they’re discussing butts.

By: KG

KG — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:29:44 +0000

In. In.

By: KG

KG — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:29:23 +0000

Cindy looks like she’s think “And it smells like what I just stepped.”

By: Lefty

Lefty — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:25:35 +0000

Also, take notice of Elizabeth’s somber head bowing.

(Also, note to PK: Stop eating my comments, dammit. I keep posting and they don’t even show up until two days later.)

By: Johnathan

Johnathan — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:18:19 +0000

they aren’t measuring using the space outside, they’re using the space outside of their arms. If anything, an underestimation