Psst, hand me a Kleenex
Psst, hand me a Kleenex, Bill! I’m getting this all OVER my dress …
(Bill Clinton)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: heatherjlc
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Checking my Prodigy dialup connection… yup, it’s 1997.
sigh …. the folks that though Obama would bring back the Clinton era were right after all…..
What are you doing here!? You have a lot of money to spend you better get back to work.
What?
republican troll trying to make a link between the name pork(ulus) and the spending bill.
Typical republican fail at facts; fail at humor.
wow, way to be a close-minded asshole
how so?
Watching punditkitchen turn into Liberals and Conservatives take alternating potshots at each other a la the Clampetts and McCoys= Awesome. Except for the part where Not at all.
so we should be expecting a shot back in a few hours?!?
*Hatfields* and McCoys, you mean. The Clampetts were the family on “The
Beverly Hillbillies” on TV. Your last sentence makes no sense. Care to rephrase
it?
Y’all arel invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin’ helpin’ of our hospitality …
That Ellie May never could let an insult die, you know. One remark about her pigtails and I couldn’t venture out of my ‘holler’ for a month.
I know what you mean! I made one crack about her rope belt, and she
blew up my still!
That’s low, you don’t just mess with a person’s moonshine!
Yeah, you’re right. ’s what I get for being up at 4 am, I s’pose.
And people generally have no problem understanding me when I make the same sarcastic “Except for the part where not at all” reply in real life. Translation: Except for the part where it isn’t in the least bit awesome at all, actually.
Ummm, I replied to this, but it had a norty word what got stuck in the filter. Wait for it, it’ll make it’s lost way back someday.
Meh. Frustrating when that happens, innit.
One thing I must confess, though… My only experience with the Hatfields and McCoys is via an old Warner Brothers cartoon. TV show cross-pollination FAIL, apparently.
…except that most Liberals actually have a sense of humor and love a good Bill Clinton joke. Conservatives wont’ even crack a smile at a Bill O’Reilly loofah joke:/
I just can’t wait for the Jonathan Krohn (sp?) jokes to roll out!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I really think it’s time to give this one a rest. Really.
Especially since McCain’s got some problems brewing in his camp. You guys *really* want to open this can of worms?
I do I do I do!!!!
*AHEM*
Ah, the sweet taste of irony.
How do you know he’s Irony hard?
This some part of don’t ask, don’t tell, they don’t mention? The bit where you can ‘hint’?
Please, feel free to keep milking that bone, but I think that much like the Republican idea mill, it’s run dry.
That’s one cheeky face. But I think we’ve seen enough “lol bill the pervert” captions. Although there is always room for a réally good one, but this one isn’t a réally good one.
Ho ho ho! Can’t wait for the NIXON lols!!!
Seriously, who opened the time warp?
“Can’t wait for the NIXON lols!!!”
Yes… There are quite a few in the vote/upcoming sections. :p
This joke is so old it’s collecting Social Security.
You ingrate! It came back from Florida for this special appearance!
why is ‘OVER’ capitalized? that really isn’t the word that needs to be stressed in that sentence.
A good dry cleaner is what should have been emphasised back in the day…
NOW can the Republican trolls STFU about leaving Bush alone?
NEVER! You’ll have to pry their ‘Leave Bush Alone’ sticks from their cold, dead, hands…
Promise?
The difference is, Democrats are actually secretly proud of Clinton and his behavior. That’s why this isnt’ really a shot at the Democrats in the same way their fabricated attacks on Bush are. So, probably not…
Nope. This Democrat isn’t proud of Clinton being a dog. Good president for the most part, but lousy husband and father on this regard. Dude could use a lockbox on his equipment. But then I think that of any gal or guy who can’t honor their partner’s health by keeping it zipped.
sticky fingers.. . . .
Hmmm. I think I’ll work up some Lyndon Johnson and Herbert Hoover lols…
*shakes fist at the sky* Damn you Millard Fillmore!!!!!!!!!! Will the lingering effects of your Reign of Terror not cease?!
Best. Response. To. A. Pointless. Lol. EVER.
YES! I’m with you Jess. Way to go Jane.
*thought you would get away with it, did you Millard?*
*blushes* Awww, thanks guys.
Jane, how about a William Henry Harrison lol? [link]
Nice! Maybe this will usher in an era of historical lols!
I uploaded a lovely shot of Millard, but I’m having a hard time coming up with anything amusing to caption it with….anybody got any ideas on how to make passing the Fugitive Slave Act amusing?
No ideas that would pass muster in the 15 year old set, unless
you can play on the name “Fillmore,” and make it sound dirty…
I blame you for this, rho!
[link]
Oooooooooo, I lol’d! Great tag team effort there Rho and Diss!
Perhaps it is the lack of breathing talking but I actually found this mildly clever for something that has been overdone. He does have that look on his face like he is up to no good.
This one is loads better than the usual fare of Bill iz pervurt lolz. So I am just appreciating it for what it is. Something clever, if more than a bit dated.
/moment of kindness
Awww, you big softie! You just have a special spot in your heart of blow jobs, admit it.
Is it unusual to harbour such thoughts?
I just realized that while my brain said for blow jobs, my fingers typed heart of blow jobs, which sounds like some kinky experimental porno.
*blushes*
Possibly starring James Spader…
Heart of Blowjobs – A ferry-boat captain is employed to transport ivory downriver; however, his more pressing assignment is to return a busty fugitive ivory trader to civilization… with sexy results!
That also sounds like it could be the plot to a romance novel. Although, since romance novels are porn for women, that’s not surprising.
Hey now- I’ve also found them to have inestimable value as emetics.
Evidently, it is inevitable that their estimability as ersatz
erotica is all about hermeneutics.
Esteemed so, it’s an egregious error in exegesis.
Eternally hung in elegant effigy.
Exposed or entombed, it ends in eccentricity.
Obversely, entertaining elements are
on occasion able to endure.
Extremely rarely en masse. Such examples are extraordinary in their field.
hey, don’t bogart the spliff
She sighed and tossed her flaming auburn tresses in the breeze from the river. How could Marlow annoy her so easily? And yet…there was something about him, something that made her heart race faster under her firm, supple breasts.
Awwwww, someone is a fan! You’ve been holding out on us, Diss!
Not in a long, long time, but I will confess to being an avid reader of Rosemary Rogers in high school.
Hardly works of great literary merit…
Once wound up in a renal unit where there were two Romance novels and one Michael Moorcock book available to read. There are only some amny times one can read ‘Sailors on the Sea of Fate’ before you go mad, so I resorted to the romance that the front cover and first chapter was missing from… seemed to be set in the same universe as Brigadoon… hopelessly overblown with with heaving bosoms, a villain so evil they’d have drowned him in childhood and a hero with, from recollection, lovingly described thighs of remarkable girth and firmness… if you began to read it as high comedy, it was a lot less painful… the dialogue was actually almost beyond parody…
I once wound up in a trauma unit with two dogeared copies of Highlights for Children and a TV permanently set to Jerry Springer… Apparently someone told the attending nurse that I was a four year old girl, instead of fourteen.
Though, why they’d play Springer for a four year old puzzles me to this day. O.o
And the streets were wet with something more than rain.
Why, WHY, do they write like that?
Because old women whose children don’t call buy the
hell out of those books.
You mean that if we called Granny less, she’d read more of those books?
… She’s started lending them to my mother too, actually…
That made me lol.
Diss is foreverly full of win like that.
Euch… Romance novels… I had to read a ridiculously graphic French rip-off of Gone with the wind last school year. Put me off the genre entirely… They’re either nauseating or unbelievably depressing (With a few exceptions)…
What I’d like to know is, is heatherjlc a staff member or sleeping with one? There sure is an inordinate number of her submissions making the front page, regardless of whether they’re funny or not.
Perhaps this lol of hers has an autobiographical inspiration to it.
Jane, are you trying to poke someone with Bill Clinton’s stick too?
I have a very special fondness for getting head, yes. Lynn does things with her mouth that Senators and Presidents would kill for. And now that I have said that, cue unmarked private army through my window in 3… 2… 1…
*is sniped*
The saddest thing about this LOL is that it’s actually funnier than the last five or six posted.
Well, I won’t go quite THAT far but it does have more to do with what (may be) going on in the picture than the latest.
And DWN, I agree with Jane! I was wondering why you were being so nice.
You’ll never get me to talk, Copper!!!
*flees towards window and just crashes into wall*
Owwww, my organs… *passes out*
Everyone knows it should be illegal to insult Democrats like Bubba and ‘Bama.
*yawn*
Will someone wake me if a joke is posted?
Hope youre ready for a nice long nap…
*sigh*
Why am I not surprised?
Well, Clinton was FUNNY – he was funny to imitate and the scrapes he got himself into often had an element of comedy to them as well. Carter, Reagan, the Bushes – there’s stilll plenty of luls to be mined from them; just gotta do it right.
I like this one; old stuff is OK And it almost seems like the Clinton years are back what with many of the picks. Someone dig old Jocelyn Elders out – no one’s gonna bark about her masturbation comment NOW (there was nothing wrong with it.) Maybe we could live the Obama/Clinton years – 2.0.
Remember boys and girls, Bill Clinton got a hummer in the white house. That will always be worse than anything that any Republican leader has ever done to themselves or the country. Any time the Dirty Liburals seem to be making sense, a good ‘Clinton and Monica’ line will put ‘em away!
Yes, because who cares about our Rights, the lives of thousands lost or the rampant degradation of all levels of infrastructure when, GASP!, the guy who has been out of office for 8 years had consensual sex.
When you have to explain to your grand children how a political party could disappear after existing for over 100 years, just explain that that’s what happens when you think the wrong things are important. That Americans forgot about the lies about hummers in the White House when the next guy’s lies got their sons & daughters killed.
hello Bill =P