You win this round, Blagojevich
You win this round, Blagojevich. But I’ll out-crazy you yet.
(Gov. Sarah Palin)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: bimble
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I think Burris is taking Blago’s place…who next from Illinois? Obama…hmmmmm.
wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest… there again, they do keep electing criminal liars to the post of President that if you go after one, you’re going to end up with all the surviving ones in jail… and if Cheney sings over where the bodies are buried on the hill since Nixon’s time, you’ll have no one left to run the place…
Now, now… Obama has lied like crazy, but he hasn’t committed any crimes we know of yet.
Burris isn’t taking Blagojevish’s place. Blagojevich was governor of Illinois and he sold Burris Obama’s former seat in the senate.
@Kenny – I think the point was that Burris is taking Blago’s place in the Nutball Derby that is politics. Illinois politics in specific.
1. Misunderstood taking Blago’s place.
2. Didn’t buy seat, just offered it for money, then given for free when shit hit fan.
Fail.
1. Misunderstood taking Blago’s place.
2. Didn’t buy seat, just offered it for money, then given for free when s**t hit fan.
Fail.
I have tremendous respect for the way Obama came out of Illinois politics looking clean as a whistle. There are only two ways to do that, and both are impressive.
1) He really is clean, despite being surrounded by such outrageous corruption. That speaks to me of high moral fibre and tremendous strength of character.
2) He’s as corrupt as any of them, but he hid it so well not even Hillary or all the resources of the Republican Party could find anything. That would tell me he’s one very, very sharp polkitical operator.
Should he decide to employ those powers for the purposes of good, he will be unstoppable.
IF he decided to employ them for evil, it would still be impressive…
It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path?
Meh! So far she only owes the back taxes on the per diem she received while living away from the governor’s mansion…in her home. As far as corruption is concerned, she seems relatively clean, or at least no dirtier than some of the cabinet nominees. The exorcism, book banning “ask,” and trooper scandal will be faded memories by 2012. We may be hearing from her again. (She seems to think so.)
…but the lol is about crazy, where she appears to be well endowed.
You’re right. With both Palin and Blago, we’re dealing with corruption and
Loony-Tune-osity, and Sarah enjoys the advantage that stupidity brings.
Her crazy includes the exorcism and book burning noted above, as
well as her belief that people wanting human rights and social justice are “unamerican.” Her “abstinence only” stance incorporates both the crazy
and the stupid, so it’s not clear into which category that one should be filed. It’s the same story with her claim to foreign policy experience and fiscal know-how.
The Troopergate Scandal trots out a trifecta of corrupt-crazy-stupid, clearly
demonstrating her ability to combine her resources at will.
I get the creeping feeling that I’m leaving something out…
Perhaps that her solar dunce cap is melting …
LOL!!
I get the creeping feeling that I’m leaving something out…
Creationism?
young earth?
Wow! I had never heard one way or the other about SP’s views
on Earth’s age, but according to [LINK]:
Yep, that’s some pretty strong crazy. Sometimes I wonder if she actually believes that drivel, or if perhaps it’s only expedient for her to appear as if she believes it. If the latter is the case, then she’s the best actress the world has ever known.
What would be her motivation to fake batshirt crazy?
I’ve been looking for a source, but can’t seem to find one
that definitively states what percentage of creationists in
the US are young earthers.
So many voters in this country base their support not on how qualified a person is, but rather on the perceived strength of a person’s religious belief. From a certain perspective this makes sense. How many people in this country have a firm grasp of geopolitics, the interconnectedness of the world economy, or the cultural divisions giving rise to civil wars the world around? Less than 10%, I’d guess. Now, what percentage of the population is religious? Much higher, wouldn’t you agree? So, if you believe, as Sarah Palin might, that elections basically come down to popularity contests, and that the candidate who the voters can most easily identify with will garner the most popularity, then her batshiat craziness suddenly makes a lot of sense.
OMG n8, you are seriously scaring me. It reminds me of the phrase “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” *sigh* That’s just depressing.
Young Earth, get out of my mind! My love for you is way outta line! Better ruuuuuuuuuuun Earth, you’re much too youuuuuuuuuuuunng Earth!
win. lots and lots of win.
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however, if this song is still stuck in my head 45 minutes from now, lose… lots and lots of lose.
Okay, denial of climate change and pro-Alaskan secessionism…
Don’t forget charging rape victims for the evidence kits, but no other types of crime victims.
Given that Palin’s “corruption” and “craziness” are pretty much figments of the media, this LOL is just lame.
“What magazines do you read?”
“All of them.”
hmmmmmmm
Why does PK keep trying to redirect me to a site that tries to install a virus on my computer? It’s one of those fake ‘anti-virus’ programs that install the virus and magically clean it if you pay some $30 or whatever. Fortunately I have a real program that fixed the mess, but it’ annoying because it’s happened a few times now.
It’s simple – don’t click on any links beyond the ones you need (belonging to PK). Rest is automatedly generated crap, e.g., as I am in Netherlands currently, I get ads and links mostly in Dutch.
I recommend Mozilla, and AdBlock Plus, plus a good antivirus program or two. I kept getting infected with trojans, and have ditched both explorer and symantec. Better, since then…so far!
I also recommend NoScript.
My computer is so infected right now, it’s only recourse may be elvish medicine. My techie cousin is working on it now. I knew things were bad when he said, “hey, do you have anything you want to keep on your computer?” And I’m pretty much technologically illiterate.
That’s a standard question… Basically, it could be bad and you may be foreced to drastic measures… It could be a matter of DLing AVG, Adaware and CCleanr prior to a deep defrag…
Well, my extremely limited understanding of the conversation he had with my brother was that I needed to get my pictures and videos off because he was wiping everything since he could not find and eliminate the virus on my computer.
Sometimes, that is what it takes. Had to have it done, myself. Sigh. The compu-dude did save my documents and files, somehow… I gather my patient had been in serious condition, but not quite requiring intensive care!
My computer at work crashed and we lost all the data from 1986-2008 may it rest in peace. It was all transferred over to the new computers over the years. It was tragic and a headache *still is* because if the IRS ever comes knocking we’re just going to shrug when they ask for the data. (we really have hard copies thankfully but it’s still a little scary)
It hasn’t happened in a while, but I’ve been automatically redirected before to other pages when I’ve tried to view comments here. No clicking on anything else required. Don’t ya love being high jacked?
That’s what happened to me
Oh I know! Isn’t that ridiculous? I especially love the pop-up that redirects me to a ‘pop-up blocker.’ *shakes head*
I’ve had that happen to me over at Engrishfunny.com too. It is annoying.
I’ll get you next time, Blagojevich, next time! *shakes fist, flies off*
And your little rug, too!
Is that a rug? I thought maybe a wolverine or muskrat or something had died on his head.
And his head he’d be scratchin’
While his thoughts were busy hatchin’
If he only had a brain …
Thanks for the earworm. *shakes fist at PittyPat*
How about a hippopotamus?
Why, I’d thrash him from top to blagojevottomus!
I thought it resembled a beaver pelt.
It’s a fuc*ing tribble. No joke.
Don’t feed it then–one of them is ugly enough, but if it breeds…!?!
You can feed it, just not after midnight. Also, keep it away from water.
You know what? Blago v Palin would be an awesome episode of Celebrity Death Match
How long would a match between those to last, though? I suspect they would both go nukular as a first option.
Palin would win it, hands down. Did you see the size of the crab on her table? Blago wouldn’t stand a chance against that hellb*tch.
*two* oops
I forgot about the crab. And the bearskin. I think you may be correct. But that is only because we don’t know what sort of decor Blago has, y’know.
Those pubic lice can be hell…
Alaskan King Crab Lice???
It’s how she ensnares men into her web…
Please hold my hand, Janie… I’m sc- sc- scared!!!
*grabs Rho’s hand* I think it’s best if we belt ourselves onto some pipes, like Bill Paxton did in Twister.
::yawn::
I thought you were setting back the war effort, rather than being dull online…
Setting back the war effort? WOW, that was almost funny, UF! You’re coming along nicely bud.
But as for the “dull” comment, I can’t really see how you can call ME dull when bimble is the one still beating this dead horse. Hell, even SNL has let this one go.
Like it or not, Sarah Palin is still in the news. Recently, there was news
about her need to pay back taxes on her ill-gotten per diem from the
State of Alaska, and she has recently weighed in with her much-valued
*cough* opinion on the bail-out package.
Like it or not, Sarah Palin is still in the news, and there’s no end in sight.
And political cartoonists everywhere rejoice.
Heh. I’ll admit I don’t think it’s the best caption, but I saw the picture, and couldn’t resist. As to a dead horse…The Palin crazy was inspired by her interjecting herself into Greta Van Susteren’s interview with Bristol Palin a few days ago. “I was expecting the other grandmother, I wasn’t expecting you [since Bristol had only told her mother about the interview the day before].” “Well, we just needed to stop by for a second.” Unexpectedly walking in with Tripp? Not at all a ploy, no…
Don’t put yourself down. You made a funny caption, period.
Incidentally we haven’t had a Palin LOL since January 15th, so Blarg
is just being grumpy. (There’s always one, at least!)
Good job!
Getting grumpy, or any emotion past amusement, over the innertubez is just plain silly.
I think it’s a testament to your originality that you’ve used a picture of Ms Palin with her mouth shut, rather than gaping like some obscene, bog dwelling, fly catching plant…
*eating popcorn, loving the arguments* Being guilty by association is so much fun. Of course she can out crazy him. But nobody will protest because she’s hot.
I’ve seen hotter drag queens… sorry, but I have…
Still hotter than Michelle tho. Michelle is fugly i dont care what anybody says. They just dont wanna say that cuz shes and ethnic minority.
She’s got the beginnings of old-lady neck. You can see it in the captioned pic… but hey, if neck-wattle is your thing, then sure, she’s hot.
Goddamnit you guys. D= *puts on glasses* I hate it when invisible Internet people are right.
Well, at least she’s smart.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD Yeah right….
That’s okay. Take your glasses back off. She’s much more palatable that way.
Of course, they’d both better watch out for Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) coming up strong on the outside in the Crazy Futurity…
Ah, good point! She’s definitely a contender, on crazy-par with Tom Delay (what a great name for a Congressman), back in his day.
[LINK] “Crazy Michele Bachmann: Lowlights from a Career of Insane Politics”
by Kevin Hoffman
Well maybe she could be the surprise guest in their Celebrity Death Match?
BLOGOjevich
SLAGojevich
FLOGBOYevich
Sadly, this is probably true.
Just keep slobbering over your beloved Fuhrer Obama. You sycophants sicken me.
Carter 1977 – 1981
Reagan 1981 – 1989
Fuhrer Adolf Benedict Arnold Obama 2009-2013
Palin 2013 – 2021
And you just keep on dreaming. And well, being um…over dramatic. For extra dramatic, you should have put “Hussein” and “that dude who isn’t even a citizen”. You know, just to maintain the crazy bullshit.
Seriously though, not everyone is slobbering over him. People like you tend to sicken me, actually. :/ Always with the necessary name calling suggesting well…whatever in the hell you tried to do there. But what can you expect at 5 in the morning?
She doesn’t have a chance to out-crazy him. Blagojevich is a Serb.
Blago and Palin don’t have to outcrazy each other. They’re the crazy twins, separated at birth.
Think about it.
They’re both utterly self absorbed, they can both talk endlessly about absolutely nothing, neither one has any idea what ethics even mean.
They even have matching thick glossy hair.
Mark my words. They have the same parents. That kind of dual insanity only runs in families.
and Lo, the prediction came true.