JOB SATISFACTION
JOB SATISFACTION
Is being one of the most highly trained professionals in the world, and getting to pee in your jumpsuit like a 2 year old
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Heh. You said pee.
(I am twelve.)(or Beavis)
First!
Thirst!
Burst!
Worst!
Cursed
Hearse
Thirst
Repeat fail
AAAHHHH!!!! Ann Coulter is free again!!
she gnaws through the straps then eats the face off a guard every time, you realise this?
Oh.
Never mind.
… so … pee = Ann Coulter?
Really! She was there just a second ago! Right there at the bottom of the page! I’m not making this up *wheeze, wheeze*!
I believe you, LG.
AAHHHHHH!
IT’S ALIVE AND DOWN THERE!!!
AND IT’S FREE!
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MOM????
Thats no Ann Coulter… thats Ann Coulter’s adam’s apple!
Am I hearing “war chest booty” here?
more like ‘dead man’s chest’… I mean, GEEZ, when your knee is wider than your thigh EAT PIES AND DON’T THROW THEM UP!!!
…or find a guy named “Popeye” to date.
Funny, I’ve never really looked for that in the list of benefits when researching a new position.
- adds to list of job requirements, right below free coffee.
Don’t forget “Pajama Friday”…
Nude Friday…
I thought that was Tuesday…
here we only have sexual harassment wednesdays…
You don’t have Steal Office Supplies Thursday? How odd…
That’s everyday for the little stuff, or Sunday for the big stuff.
When is underwear day?
Undie Sunday.
Right, and no underwear day is No Wear Wednesday.
Casual Sex Friday? [link]
Most people need a good 48 hours to recover from the horror of me naked…
Seems like they’d eventually learn not to look…
When he leaps out at you from behind closed doors, it’s tough to avoid. I’ve just started carrying around a large pair of garden shears. Seems to be working.
Now you’re just teasing him…
Is it like roadkill or traffic accidents? You just *have* to look….
Nah, I have some nudist friends, you get accustomed to it very quicklky and look at them no differently than you would if they were clothed. I guess initially one’s inclined to glance down, but once you’ve seen em, you’ve seen em.
I keep telling you it’s what you do with the body paint, but you
never listen…
I think he did listen, and that’s part of the problem…
I still don’t know what he does to get that airbrush effect…
I don’t think I really want to know.. are you sure you do?
Im scared of anything that combines airbrushing and nudity…
Max! Your Evilness!
*hugs evilly*
*takes the airbrush out of Rhohro’s hand and then hugs back*
Good to see you too! I snuck away from my responsibilities!
Hooray!
Hooray! Good to see you, Dear. Your forced
bride has been pining for your return, and
has done some great remodeling in your
absence. Can’t wait to hear what you think of
the new back drawbridge.
Now about that airbrush…
MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, so you’ve noticed.
*swoons*
*catches Jane, and drags her swooned self
to the fainting couch…again…*
You’re right. Such is the essential mystery…
I could tell you… I … I mean, I can airbrush… er…
I’m going to dig myself a hole if I continue
Airbrushing is fun!
I’ve been practicing, see?
*shows artwork*
See, that’s why people were pointing and whispering…
You must read the memos
and the few leaving tongue marks on the carpet…
Thank you…?
How is that different from any other day, then?
But pretty DAMN worth it!
Ahahah.
Pee’n'poo-humour always works. :p
Sad but true
The occasional d!ck joke or fart humor works too.
The PMS ones are great fun, too.
Actually of course, they use a catheter and pee into a bag. But never mind.
Dunno if the women have to use a Foley catheter or….?
That could be why it say ‘in your jumpsuit’ and not ‘into your jumpsuit’.
I was going to ask how the women did it, but thought better of it. Thanks for the ‘Foley Catheter’ term, which I can now look up.
Foley catheters are used on both genders.
(they are still thoroughly unpleasant, however)
It’s been said that once your consciousness has been raised it cannot be lowered again. Thanks for making me aware of how much higher my consciousness has been raised compared to you. All of you.
I would be interested in knowing who said that, because I’m here to tell you that people can regress.. quite quickly too!
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Oh, and you’re welcome, but I think you overestimate yourself.
Let me guess. You got into the Nice pills again, didn’t you?
*sigh*
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Honestly, someone switched the damn label on me!
*snickers, then goes for wide-eyed innocent expression*
I wonder why…
*sniff*
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I thought I was always nice (99% of the time anyway) and you had to go and switch labels?
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*rummages around for the REAL bottle of snarky tablets*
Yes, you most definitely are nice, Eds. Frankly, I don’t know
why we’re pals…
*sneaks Maximum Strength Nasty pills into medicine cabinet*
It was just meant to be, Rho!
S’okay by me! ♥ ♥ ♥
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That’s awful! Where is the knife???
My phony ego is showing. Sorry. Mundane “pee-pee” jokes and attempted humor of that ilk are just something I left far back in the last century. Oh, and it seems a pity that not only can people regress but some seem to do it intentionally and with great enthusiasm. Yes?
My phony ego agrees with your phoney ego. Perhaps we could arrange a
play date for them?
Actually, body function jokes have a noble history, whereby Shakespeare, Marlowe, Johnson, all made them. I’m sure that the masters of the English language, and the informers of much of Western literature tradition are mortified that you think that pee and poo jokes are passée… urm… one moment
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Breaking news… from beyond the grave all three have declared that they really don’t give a good bugger about Shmoe’s opinion, and are pretty certain that their work shall be remembered when Shmoe’s grave is an unmourned stretch of weeds, with a trash can on it…
Ah, c’mon… Those guys are not remembered for their excellent work
in the banal. They had to include low-brow humor to entertain the
peasants in the cheap seats.
@Schmoe: I’ll put poinsettias in the trash can over your grave every
Christmas…
WWE is probably the only popular theatrical form Shakespeare
would recognise. It’s in the round, the crowd participates, and
the plot is advanced by use of soliloquy…
Perhaps the WWE should publish the soliloquies for posterity.
It would be interesting to hear a child reciting one of those
before a classroom of peers…
If my consciousness was any lower than yours, I would be incapable of cognitive thoughts and voluntary muscle movement.
This is Major Tom to Ground Control!
I’m stepping through the door.
And I’m floating in the most peculiar way.
And the stars look very different today.
*pees in jumpsuit like a two year old*
Congratulations on the promotion! Should we call you Major Wow?
I’ve heard rumors that Planet Earth is blue, and there’s nothing you can do…
For here am I sitting in a tin can….
*sorry if the lyrics are wrong*
But no, I’m still Captain Wow, though I’m due a promotion.
But the papers still want to know whose shirts you wear.
She’s hard to pin down: She floats in a most peculiar way.
I probably should have put ‘this is captain wow to ground control’ but *blast* I cannot edit the comments! I actually re-captioned this one a while back with the lyrics.
That is awesome.