Sorry dude

Sorry dude, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
(The Dalai Lama and Archbishop Desmond Tutu)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: heatherjlc
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Sorry dude, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
(The Dalai Lama and Archbishop Desmond Tutu)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: heatherjlc
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That joke never gets old. =)
You’re not old enough to know, but it DOES get old. *sigh*
It was old two decades ago. Evidently it was brought back by seance.
Care tibet on that?
Now THAT was quality.
And you’re tutu kind.
But, didn’t himalaya hooker a while back?
Nah, he doesn’t dilly dalai around.
Anyway, I take a lhasa faire attitude.
You’re punny … could you link to your lols?
I chant promise you much …
Some of them might make you yak
Buddha don’t mean to do that!
some of them will get people incensed…
des mon dieu!
Don’t stop yeti! I’m just getting into these!
Little danger of that, my fun nepal.
I’m glad we’re so close. Next time I move I’ll have to call you to help Taj Mahal my stuff.
I’ll help, Jane…I’ll be glad to do my apartheid…
*winces*
We’ll all bantu gether.
You mean the Botha us?
Well I’m sure I congo.
Well I’m sure you Afrikaan. Just come to the door but don’t bother knocking, just Tutankamhen. Of course I might be on holiday with my Girlfriend to the Caribbean.
Jamaica??
No she came quite willingly
**Smelling all the rotten vegetables about to be thrown by the audience**
Yes. Yes it does get old. If it ends up on bumper stickers, it’s old. It wasn’t that funny to begin with. And it represents a total misunderstanding of ‘karma’ if not ‘dogma’ as well. And I seriously doubt Desi is all that dogmatic.
No but he might be Cataholic
My take on the picture…
Which actually made me laugh! 5′d and favorited.
*spitake*
Damn! Gotta clean the screen again! Now THAT’s funny…nicely done, Unc!
Probably a lot of people don’t get the reference — I wouldn’t have until just recently, when I watched the movie on HBO.
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Linky-thingy for those who are interested.
It’s my favourite joke…only over here the act is usually ‘The Sophisticates’
I found it repulsively hysterical, myself, and if you haven’t seen the film it’s worth a look for the diverse group of comedians portrayed.
But the crowd I run with wouldn’t understand the reference; it’s not that they’re small-minded, just not a lot of exposure to these types of jokes.
Thank you. I had no clue.
My pleasure!
pure class.
Again, better than the one on the front page.
And probably would have been on the front if UF had made it sooner than this morning …
This afternoon my time… have an older lol [link]
Morning PK time, and when this was posted … and in Ah-murika!
Kermie does the nasty. HEE HEE!
That’s my line. ):
My god this was stupid. And overused…
Hell yeah.
I’m hoping his Karma can run over a couple other Dogmas…can we classify Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly and Ann Coulter as “Dogmas”? Pleeeeeeez? Pleeeeez?
I’m pretty sure that they’re just dogs.
Yes, an overused joke, but what else can you say for a picture of two adorable religious leaders gossiping like thirteen year old girls?
Well I did say something else but eh…
I like yours…maybe that’s why the holy water has had that “chlorinated” smell to it recently…
Yeah, that’s funny, but probably too sacreligious for some … I voted it a win!
I have an idea for something funnier but PK is fighting me. I am trying to make it again…
Ah, there we go. Tis up and hopefully a shade more delightful.
Heh. Good one.
That’ll get the fundies undies twistery!
Damn, I need to try harder…
At least I will make some underwear twist though.
A little bit unfortunate that Archbishop Tutu is one of the least dogmatic senior churchmen around. If you wanted a good example of how Christians *ought* to be, rather then how many are, Tutu would come near the top of the pile.
That was a funny bumper sticker years ago…not you’re best choice pundit..
I didn’t think it was funny…I thought it was dumb.
Isn’t that then a dogmatic statement?
I’ve heard that desmond knows a few jokes that would make Red Foxx blush. God rest his smutty soul!
I assume you mean Red Foxx, since the Bish is alive and well…
Tutu actually spoke at my college graduation in ‘91… it was unfortunate that the accoustics weere so bad, and his accent so heavy, and us so drunk, that it wound up sounding like Charlie Brown’s Teacher…I’m sure it was an inspiring speech…
It’s a little known fact that the Dalai Lama and Bishop Tutu share a bachelor apartment with socks and pizza boxes on the floor, and pretty much spend their spare time shotgunning PBRs, listening to Redd Foxx tapes, and watching Dolomite movies.
Dude, those guys throw one hell of a kegger!
I love some of the lols I’ve seen from this particular poster, but between recycling this and recycling the ‘windows and Gates’ line a few days ago, I’m beginning to wonder whether the other ones are just recycled jokes as well.
I’m all for recycling, but can we keep it to the paper/plastic/metal/glass spectrum of things?
There is steel some life to the jokes, apparently…
Not if you keep metalling around…
Eh, what do you expect from an aluminum wage job …
I can’t complain, in this economy, my job options are pretty tin…
We have to stick together – you need an alloy in this mess.
This economy is a disaster of titanium proprotions!
Not at all conductive to a sense of calm.
We’ll just have to rust that we’ll all come through these hard times.
It helps to have a corrosive wit.
Maybe if I become a gold-digger and marry a mineral rich man…
Iron Man?
I’d go for Sam Goldwyn, myself.
I’d hate to resort to steeling to support myself (on a side note, I’d TOTALLY marry Iron Man Diss. Robert Downey Jr. = Uber Hotness)
Although the current Goldwyn is much more Tony.
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[In re: RD Jr. -- agreed, when he's sober, definitely]
@ Jane: we may have to engage in a catfight throwdown over him. Or maybe just rock-paper-scissors, as I’m feeling lazy.
Not after that whole Roshambo Lol a couple of weeks ago!!!
Stupid, not funny, wasn’t funny the first time either.
Yeah, that phrase has definitely been overused, but it’s also not really appropriate for this sort of photo. Tutu looks too happy and I highly doubt that the Dalai Lama would taunt anyone like that about their religion. He’s too awesome for that.
but he would tell the Aristocrats joke…
Anyone who actually knows who Tutu is wouldn’t have written this caption. Poor, poor taste.
Replace Tutu with Gandhi or MLK, heatherjlc, and you’ll get a feeling for what you just did.
Guh! Lighten up, Bob…
Yes because PK is sooooooo classy to begin with…
Poor, poor taste.
Too, too (tutu?) soon.
And it was all Bill, Bill Clinton’s fault.
Aw, poor taste…it tries so hard, but taste never gets any respect and always gets picked last for dodgeball.
Desi is one of the LEAST dogmatic followers of an Abrahamic religion I know of. I doubt he would be offended by this. The lol is simply unfunny, not offensive. It takes an unfunny cliche and applies it to a situation where it doesn’t make sense. I mean, it SOUNDS kinda funny, but when you stop to think about it, what is it really saying? What is karma? A kind of cosmic balance sheet? The sum total of our moral judgments of reality? What is dogma? A strong belief? A moral doctrine? Does the joke even make sense if you think about the meanings, or is it only funny because (hur, hur) karma sounds like car and dogma sounds like dog? The only funny thing about this LOL is that the Dalai Lama is among the MOST dogmatic Buddhists. In his philosophy, he is the unelected and supreme leader of his people. Tibetan Buddhism is dogmatic Buddhism, really more a collection of animistic, magical, and very hierarchical beliefs with a thin veneer of Buddhism. But that funny is obviously unintentional. Lastly, the facial expressions of both men just do not fit the caption, and suggest many other approaches to funny, like the Unc’s aristocrats joke.
I hereby bestow this PK Knighthood upon Seth. Arise, Sir Seth, and lead your people… THREE CHEERS FOR SIR SETH THE WISE!!!
“In the name of My Most Royal Majesty, I knight thee. Arise, Sir Loin of Beef. (THWACK) Arise, Earl of Cloves. (THWACK) Arise, Duke of Brittingham. (THWACK) Arise, Baron of Munchausen. (THWACK) Arise, Essence of Myrrh, (THWACK) … Milk of Magnesia, (THWACK) … Quarter of Ten. (THWACK) ”
–Bugs Bunny
You forgot Sir Rhosis of Liver and Sir Saturday, Knight of the Bath.
HEE HEE I love that clicking your name takes you to the link “effects of cannabis.”
LOL!
CareTroll(tm) Stare!!!!!
…and in the Taking it Way Too Seriously Department, there’s an actual, serious discussion over on ROFLRazzi regarding whether Pepe LePew advocates and promotes rape and sexual harassment.
I love Pepe. He’s so seductive…
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I am actually one of those really rare people who actually likes the smell of skunk.
I don’t want to be sprayed by one, but when I’m driving down the road near where one has gone off, I inhale deeply. I like it.
But then again, I actually like the smells of the farm too.
Well, of course he does. Rape and sexual harrassment are comedy gold, just ask Bill O’Reilly.
Oh and, lest I forget… *clears throat*
THAT’S NOT FUNNY MY MOTHER’S COUSIN’S AUNT’S SISTER’S CAT WAS RAPED BY A GANG OF MEXICAN DRUG DEALING SKUNKS WHEN SHE WAS DOWN THERE SPREADING THE WORD OF THE LORD AND THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP ANOTHER PAINFUL MEMORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG OF ALL THAT’S SACRED! DON’T JOKE WITH THAT!! DON’T YOU KNOW THE NAZIS USED CARTOONS TO PROMOTE THEIR IDEOLOGY?! THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY THE PROOF THAT WARNER BROS. WERE PRO RAPE!!
Cute
LOL’D!!
This is not original. sorry!
i thought my caption was better ( ahem, how do i make it so you can click my name and link to it?)
on a side note, it’s a good thing agebt starling captured Buffalo Bill before he branched out into killing religious figures, or they could have found him wearing a Tutu…. (bad, i know.)
re Linking under your name: When you’re typing your comment into the big
rectangular field, there are three fields above it: name, email and URI. If you copy the link you want and paste it in the URI field, your name will turn blue when you post your comment.
gracias. without further ado, here is my spin on this picture.
Ummm… no http://moarfunnypictures/ isn’t a link to anything…
lolzz