Smilin’ Joe ordered
Smilin’ Joe ordered HIS free sample of Enzyte. What are YOU waiting for?
(Joe Biden)
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There’s even wood paneling behind his head. Nice.
I know. this is a win.
The once daily tablet for natural boner enhancement!
Hehehehe and by boner, of course, I mean “blunder–embarassing mistake!”
If you have to explain the joke…
Yeah, I thought about that, but I just didn’t want anybody thinking I was thinking, you know, about what it seems like I was thinking about (shuuuudder).
You were thinking of Joe Biden’s dick… we all know you were thinking of Joe Biden’s dick, and we’re now snickering at you behind our hands…
Oh yeah, I want it almost as bad as you
You say that like that’s a bad thing… He’s the hotness…
Yep. The NEW hotness!
All right, now we’re *all* thinking about Joe Biden’s
dick.
Yeah! My work here is dong …
Wood you repeat that please?
If he did it would only be a phallacy …
Y’all are making me need a stiff one…
(And I mean… ah hell, read that how you will.)
It’s been a hard day, I’ll pour you a long drink.
ooh, cocktails …
Make mine a virgin!
If I’m serving drinks I better make sure I have plenty of nuts for us to snack on.
Eh, I’m already schoshed on these
schlong island ished teazzz *plop*
Skip the virgin. I’ll take two highballs!
Make mine a double!
er, wait.
Why does this remind me of the previous lol? :S
As Robin Williams once said, “when in doubt, go for the dick joke.”
I hear that in Britian it’s called a “knob gag,” which sounds infinitely dirtier than any cock joke ever could, IMHO!
Oops, wiki link to “dick joke.”
Cite your sources, naturally!
He is showing how much he can take.
Wet, dry or coated in sprew filled swarfega?
For us non-American people, what is Enzyte? Something like Viagra I am assuming?
Repeat after me, fellow Limey, Wiki is our friend. We shall look to wiki before google!
[link]
And Smiling Bob is almost like Gwynplaine [link]
LOL, I thought I’d just ask here first to generate some conversation and if I look it up on Wiki I’d probably be told that it’s a cow or something. Plus I’m actually Irish so calling me a Limey is punishable by death!!
We all have our cross to bear. I won’t hold it against you…
ouch!
starting to really like you!
Here’s a pic of ol’ smiling Bob!
Love it! Looks just like those lame commercials…very funny!
His pride isn’ the only thing that is swelling. . . . .
The Santa ad … a sleigh full of confidence and a sack full of pride … with things heating up at the North Pole … HA!
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These ads have always cracked me up, especially the second one (Wonders of Wood) found at this link (click my name.)
That commercial ruined Santa for me…
Love the lol but now I have that stupid whistling Enzyte music stuck in my head. Grrrr.
Nazi Enzyte Zombie whistlers.
Diss, I’d be happy to loan you my daughter’s Jonas Brothers CD… that’ll kill any music stuck in your head!
That’ll kill any HEAD stuck in your head
Don’t get head while listening to the Jonas bros?
Oh, that’s ok…I’ve just started whistling along. I’m getting some strange looks in the office, though.
Don’t they always give you strange looks though?
True enough.
*head explodes from Jonas Brothers’ level of fail*
i’m so sorry.
Does she wear a helmet?
Not on weekdays…
wow, one that is actually funny! about time
I’m waiting for the creepy to wear off.
That’s going to take four years (or maybe 8, unless he does something stupid and gets impeached).
…or unless some Rush-induced redneck succeeds in offing him.
Nah, then who would they bitch about? It makes more sense to let him ride out his term to provide a target for the Rushites.
For that to really work, we’d need to off the Top Four: P, VP, SotH, PPTotS.
That’s too much work, even for all us gun-clingers.
You’re thinking they’re smart enough to figure that out? What about
the plain old back woods bigots? There’s no shortage of them.
like you’re all that intelligent? you voted for a guy based on “hope” and “change”. Communism is a change remember… but you’re probably too young to remember the soviet union and went to public school where they teach you that communism is good. Try reading the constitution before you open your pie hole.
I’m going to need a commitee vote on this, granted he didn’t use the key phrase, but I’m thinking: WHARRGARBBLE!!!
7.0 for jiggling and being right.
All I caught was WHARRGARBBLE..
You mean that silly piece of paper that your party hasn’t paid attention to since I was a lad? I suggest your own advice.
Well ya see, that’s how I know that the whole “vast right-wing conspiracy” thing is nonsense. Most of these guys couldn’t conspire against a Wal-Mart.
Though I suppose us smart, evil conspirators could deploy the drones as cannon fodder. Human waves as a substitute for accuracy. That would be using one of the ‘enemy’s’ own tactics…
“This is how long the 787 billion will last before we ask for another spending package.”
*snort*
Okay, that was funny!
Heh, he’s really correcting Michelle Obama…
no no no hes pointing the direction the taxes are going
Five dollar footlongs?
MARGO
*shudders* thats wrong on soooooooo many levels… good captions though, bad connection!!
Yeah, I could totally see Joe Biden doing an advert for them, too. Or for Extenze. Or any of them you see on late night tv for that matter.
Hey, great post, very well written. You should blog more
about this. I’ll definitely be subscribing.
Cheers;
extenze
Our very first spamtroll? WOW.
Nah, we get them occasionally. We usually just ignore them.