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Bill Clinton

Obama’s not the only one with a stimulus package.

(Bill Clinton)

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  1. Daaam says:

    I lol’d

  2. Uncle Fester says:

    He probably has a trophy room of body parts… there’s something very wrong with Billy Whizz…

    • PortlandMark says:

      I think he’s too simple to be evil. Thoughtless, self serving, driven, and a horndog, but not evil.

      • Uncle Fester says:

        And a politician. Most are on the sociopathic spectrum… morally flexible to a degree that would make them incapable of functioning in a normal environment for protracted periods (other than in a sales, accounts, or HR environment) There’s enough noise in his history to make him certainly seem a sexual predator.
        What else is a ‘horndog’, other than a socially acceptable phrase for a man who is not greater than some of his parts, and oft-times thinks that it’s only rape if you don’t send flowers in the morning?

        • Tessie says:

          “What else is a ‘horndog’, other than a socially acceptable phrase for a man who is not greater than some of his parts, and oft-times thinks that it’s only rape if you don’t send flowers in the morning?”
          `
          somebody who i dont like who gets more than i do?

      • bexicoch says:

        Truly evil people need to be masterminds to exert their power. Slick Willy’s too lazy to work that hard. It’s why Sarah Palin can’t be taken seriously, either.

  3. Evil Wezil says:

    FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow’s are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max goes to a demo at Rex Kwan Do’s Karate school. Rex told him after a week of trasining he could have the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man

  4. timmis says:

    …creepy o_o

    • Literal says:

      timmis,
      Click the link I provided, open it up and time a post for exactly 3:00 (or on the hour wherever you are) so you can prove you’re not me.
      -
      It’ll save you a lot of grief, believe me.
      -
      Post at EXACTLY 3:00 right under this one, and I will too, okay?

      • timmis says:

        :O Will that really work?

        • Literal says:

          Not sure if it will appease the masses, but it’s worth a shot.
          Did the link open okay?

          • timmis says:

            time for time? yeah. but i dunno where to post :s >_>

            • Literal says:

              Reply to this comment at straight up 3:00. It’s the best I can do to help you.

              • Newbie says:

                Fester, this isn’t Salem. Every person you accused here are different people which you should be able to tell by the writing patterns, and timmis is actually the only one here who writes with a positive rather than negative energy in their posts. Myself and timmis actually live in different countries, if you’re so sure were the same person check with an admin yourself as i’m sure posts have our IP’s attatched. I am actually a friend of hers and she told me she was upset about the posts, so I asked for the link.

                Anyways, every new member isn’t “Literal”, and this isn’t Salem, I pray you have never been on a jury. You should try to be a bit more courtious, especially to positive nice people.

                • So timmis is the only person typing with positive energy thus your posts are dripping with negative energy like the rest of us wicked and evil people?

                  Now my original response to her was simply stating that we understand she wasn’t out to do anything but annoy at the moment. Also, I am curious as to why she needed a babysitter to back her up because people were mean on the internet…

                  • timmis says:

                    I didnt ask him to. I was upset and he wanted to help me. simple as that.

                  • Uncle Fester says:

                    It’s theatre… we’ve seen all this crap before…

                  • Newbie says:

                    Exactally, I am a very negative person lol. Anyways I just hate when people jump all over positive ones cause they tend to have trouble defending themselves as it’s not in their nature, they also tend to get hurt by stuff that dosn’t hurt others.

                    • Uncle Fester says:

                      One moment you helped them config vista, now you’re a stranger who simply happens to be a white knight?
                      Yeah, right…

                      • Newbie says:

                        Don’t need to be in the same country to help someone config vista silly.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          No, but there is something intrinsically suspect about a man who is so active around a minor that he’s not only helped her to config her system, but is now following her from website to web site….

                          So… get a story straight, will ya?

                        • timmis says:

                          hold on, how do u know I’m a minor? I’ll have you know I’m of legal age in many countries, good sir.

                        • Many countries… Alright, name one. Since we are playing the What Age Are You Game, I will start off the rounds by stating I am 27.

                          So now, go ahead and name the countries or your age since you decided to state you are not a minor.

                        • ubr says:

                          my name is ubr and i’ve been sober for 18 hours. currently i’m still working on step 2 of 12.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          That’s what you call ‘clean up’?

                          Feh! all mouth and no trousers…

                        • timmis says:

                          Well, off the top of my head I know only Canada and The US, and I’m not very familiar with other laws on the age of consent. But I’m actually almost 19, if you care to know, so who ever is interested can do the research if they want :P

                        • timmis says:

                          *claps for ubr*

                        • Hello, I am DWN and I have been sober for 27 years. I am just hear to laugh internally at the pain caused by compulsive behavior or barring that, convincing myself to take step 0 so I can properly belong here…

                        • I’m Diss & I’ve been sober about an hour longer than I’d really like to be! Actually I can’t remember offhand the last time I had a drink (couple of weeks? Really? Hmm.), but I’d really welcome a beer right about now. Sadly, I’m still working. And I’d get done faster if I could bring myself to ignore you guys! ;-)

                        • Aedriel says:

                          Eh… what the hell, I’ll get on the wagon too.

                          I’m Aedriel, I’m somewhere between 20 and 40, and I’m currently drinking. :mrgreen:

                        • IowaSucks says:

                          I’m IowaSucks (and i’ve never actually lived in iowa, but i think i was through there once as a kid).
                          .
                          i’m somewhere between 40 and death.
                          sober? so-ber? wha???

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          In for a penny, in for a pound: 50+ and have been drink/drug free since Hendrix died.

                • Uncle Fester says:

                  Take this in the constructive sense it’s meant… up yours….

                  • Newbie says:

                    No offense Uncle Fester, but you must think Literal is a mad genius. I suppose he should feel honored except that you don’t seem too bright so I doubt your feelings carry much wieght with him. Anyways i’m off as I have no desire to continue pointless banter. Granted I love a heated debate as much as the next man, but you clearly aren’t worth it.

                    Anyways, thanks Literal for helping stand up for her, she is really nice. I’m not and won’t pretend to be, also Uncle Fester sorry to dissapoint but you’re the troll of these forums.

                • FaileV says:

                  I do so enjoy when a random person comes around and makes such a blanket statement of “you all have negative energy”

                  • It’s like their reading our chi through the screen!!! Trippy and Far out at the same time! @_@

                    I’ve honestly only heard people refer to people as having positive energy when they are trying to talk a gullible girl into bed. Then again, I am negative like that…

                    • ubr says:

                      @dwn – i didn’t know that chicks would really believe the “positive energy line”… i might have to try that at the bar this week…

                    • FaileV says:

                      Well there is a thing known as ‘voice’ in writing, and nearly everything has it (except maybe scientific reports and such) it is usually the reason most plagarism is discovered because it’s like having someone suddenly switch personalities mid paragraph.
                      This energy thing could be a point to that, just phrased in a woo woo way. Still anyone looking for voice would need to spend some time reading the posts before they could get a good feel of it an make such a blanket statement

                      • While I try not to invest myself in the idea of descriptors such as a possitive and negative energy within people’s typing style, I do know what you mean. I have found myself reading into people while chatting and learning a lot of about them. Unfortunately it does have its failing since I am just working through tons of observation as I get a feel for the person.

                        I also notice that I do certain types of writing better when I am talking to certain individuals or when I am writing a story for them, it pulls a lot of what I notice they like into the material and they end up loving it.

                        However, I am starting to get into revealing more of myself and reading back I sound like a damn loon so I shall stop and simply say that I know what you mean.

                        • FaileV says:

                          it’s one of my few talents to actually work with voice and whatever, but i am an english major. The positive vs. negative is a complete lark. it is the same as saying a person only speaks in a positive or negative way. For the most part, as I’ve noticed people stick to a wide variety while posting satirical, absurd, and playful when just goofing off (with a penis) or serious and neutral when debating a point.

                        • Seems we have a similar talent but you actually have the major to back it up. Double damn for me.

                        • FaileV says:

                          oh, just means i’m growing up to be a bum *shrug* a very literate one

              • timmis says:

                Thanks for the help! :D

            • timmis says:

              oh right, under this one. i got it. :P

  5. IowaSucks says:

    clinton did it first!

  6. ubr says:

    dood.
    can you all just forget about the whole troll/sock bs? instead of good political discussion this forum has turned into name calling. and not even good name calling at that.

    • *points at ubr*
      Yeah, what he said.

      • Uncle Fester says:

        OK, you two can clean up the mess… I’ll enjoy watching you do it…

        • ubr says:

          *grabs the pressure washer*
          done.

          • Please tell me that we are going to have hot car wash girls perform soft core sex scenes like those cheesy Showtime and Cinemax movies…

            • Uncle Fester says:

              No, just whitebreads whining I was nasty to people… they can both boil their damned heads.

              • Speaking for myself, I quite expect you to be nasty to people (including myself) and would think you’d been socked if you weren’t. It’s more an “oh, for crap’s sake do we have to have an entire effin’ page of the troll accusations again today?” And I’m certainly not laying it solely at your feet anyway, Fester.

                • PortlandMark says:

                  I think of Fester a lot like this character from Shane MacGowan’s “St John of Gods” [LINK]

                  “See the man
                  The crushed up man
                  With the crushed up Carrolls packet in his hand
                  Doesn’t seem to see or care
                  Or even understand
                  And all he says is:

                  F yez all, F yez all, F yez all

                  Once he stood in a bar room brawl
                  With a broken bottle in his hand
                  Screaming:

                  F yez all, F yez all, F yez all, F yez all

                  The coppers came
                  Dragged him away from his crucified Lord
                  Beat him up in a meat wagon
                  And they stood him up in court
                  And all he had to say was:

                  F yez all, F yez all, F yez all, F yez all”

              • That is not a movie I would want to watch…

            • ubr says:

              mmm…
              .
              skinemax…

              • I always got annoyed when they were trying to convince me that sex was happening with the girl just being topless… So I am thankful the internet.

                • Of course it’s not necessary to take everything off. Especially if you happen to be in a hurry. But, yeah, soft core cable crap is just stupid and frustrating.

                  • ubr says:

                    i like working on graphics stuff with it playing in the background… it makes for positive energy…

                    • Hmm. I guess I can see where it would be good auditorily. It’s just frustrating visually. Especially, I might add, for women.

                      • And completely warps the suspension of disbelief for us porn connisseurs. Sex with the panties not even moved to the side? Pfft, whatever.

                        Also, yes, I am fond of quick sex without much clothing removed. It can be very hot, I was just irked at the idea that woman were having sex through osmosis through their panties that Cinemax and Showtime would show a lot when I was a lad. However, Zalman King stuff while softcore was still rather awesome. Now I want Showtime again… Damn.

                        • At the risk of TMI (in other words, this is probably going to give me a rep as a PK resident deviant, too!), I can tell you it is very possible to have at leasat partial penetration with thin, stretchy panties. I know this from the “No, you’re not getting my panties off” game that can be a fun tease if I’m in the right mood. Anyway…yeah, they’re coming off sooner or later; but just a hint that you can actually get pretty far with ‘em on!

                        • We can be deviant buddies!

                          I suppose that might be a function of the stretch capacity of the panties in question and the width of the guy doing it. Never had too much success myself, then again, Lynn wasn’t one to mess around after she decided she was ready. But that was when we were teens and… Not much has changed. I still find ways to tease her but thanks for telling me a game to fiddle with. ;)

                        • Hanes tagless chiffon nylon I can recommend for thinness and stretchiness. Also quite comfortable!

                        • Duly noted though she might prefer other forms of torture than to make a mess of her panties. However, definitely going to be added to my expanding bag of tricks…

                      • IowaSucks says:

                        so if str8 men like watching 2 women, do str8 women like watching
                        two men? i don’t know if you’d find that more or less frustrating.

                        • I can only speak for myself. Yes.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          and then people whine about trolls… jesus, but you’re dull…
                          We all have sex… it’s not like you invented it… sheesh… you people are sad.

                        • IowaSucks says:

                          @uncle fester
                          huh? if that was to me, i’m missing something (other than those pesky few chromosomes)

                        • IowaSucks says:

                          @diss
                          cool, was curious if any did.
                          thanks ;-)

                        • @IowaSucks: He gets fussy when the people getting sex start talking about it. Just ignore it and move on like the rest of us.

                        • Aedriel says:

                          I don’t like watching two men. I don’t like watching two women either. I’m straight, and on the occasion I do watch porn it’s also straight.

                          I feel uncomfortably boring all of a sudden…

                        • @ Aedriel: I don’t think that’s boring; I just tend to be a little on the odd side! (although I also remember at least one woman I used to know mentioning that she preferred gay male porn because the guys were better looking)

                        • IowaSucks says:

                          @DWN
                          thanks. if it was an out and out insult, or even addressed anything i’d actually said, cool, np, but i’m so lost as to where this one came from, i’m still not even sure it was meant for me. it just doesn’t make sense.
                          .
                          would fester be more upset if i suggested that he just needs to get laid?
                          :twisted:

                        • Aedriel says:

                          Oh! I do occasionally go to an all-male strip club targeted at gays. Does that count for anything…?

                        • Well, there you go! ;-)

                        • Lynn and I both are a bit repelled by the guy on guy action but we quantify it under the different strokes for different folks idea and leave it be. We have a friend in MN who was constantly getting into smut writing with guy on guy and rp with guy on guy. Then again, she is the author of For the Love of Yaoi but damn does it get old to see it constantly in her artwork…

                          Luckily, she also digs women so she has some great female pictures.

                        • @DWN: The important thing is that you’re on the same page. Goes a long way!

                        • *sigh* Posted just as I saw it really was a very vague post. the important thing is that you and Lynn are on the same page regarding your likes and dislikes of things sexually (at least as far as I can tell from your posts).

                        • We pretty much are and it really truly is a blessing. Makes things much easier. Being with somebody who couldn’t handle my ways would be disastrous.

                          And with that, goodnight all.

                        • ubr says:

                          later dwn…

                        • @dwn: I’m lucky enough to have a similar situation (my guy and me have complementary kinks, in general) and, yes, it’s a damn good thing.

                        • Danbala says:

                          I think it might be related to men in guy on guy action actually being a little more there. Men in mainstream pr0n tends to be just a dick.

                        • Danbala says:

                          There was supposed to be a “hetero” in my last sentence.

        • If you ignore instead of engaging, we don’t end up with a page full of “You’re a troll” / “No, you’re a doodyhead!” posts. Also, speaking only for myself, there’s been a tendency to jump on people and call them trolls on very, very scanty evidence (say, their first couple of posts). This leads to defensiveness and anger on the part of the person accused, which then causes other posters to jump on them and go “Aha! See how hostile you are? You are a troll!” The original “mess” might be some crumbs on the counter (to use a metaphor) but then once you go after the mess with a flamethrower, you’ve got melty countertops and a much bigger mess.

          And that’s really all I’ve got to say on the matter for right now.

          • Uncle Fester says:

            Enjoy the moment… you’ve just got the deal…

          • True but we forget that Uncle Fester is essentially an Alpha troll here for the lolz. So he is pretty much doing exactly what he always does and admits to. Being unpleasant because he is playing a part. Just because he breaks the fourth wall to call people trolls doesn’t mean he is denying that he is one himself.

            I thought we all had read the script for this play by now…

            • bexicoch says:

              Actually, we don’t all know that, and it’s really disconcerting to have some one treat you like shite when really all you did is post a statement. I for don’t feel the need to engage in a forum that thinks such behaviour is amusing.
              LOL News and Politics, my arse!

              • bexicoch says:

                *one

              • … Is your username dissimilitude and you didn’t tell me? Diss actually has been here long enough to know what I am talking about.

                As for your commentary, some of us roll with the punches, throw a few jabs back and move on. I, for one, don’t feel the need to baby you on a website without any kind of approval process. If you want an organized forum, go find one.

                • If it isn’t clear, I quite agree with you. Fester’s an acquired taste (like durian…); if that kind of thing really bothers people they very likely won’t be happy here.

                • bexicoch says:

                  Not being confrontational, just pointing out a fact, and I thought “we” was a generalised usage of the term.
                  I don’t need to be babied, but I prefer not to be name-called. It’s not like I came in here raging against anyone’s jesus or political figurehead.
                  News. And. Politics. That’s what I thought it was.

                  • *snickers*
                    Down the rabbit hole, then, aren’t you? :twisted:

                  • No worries, I posted my kiss and make up with you somewhere above. :D

                  • eddiepscetti says:

                    If I may interject a thought.. you can either ignore Fester if he gets up your nose, or keep taking shots at him, thus opening yourself up for more abuse. I can almost guarantee that each and everyone of the people you see posting regularly have been called names by someone (and this is way before Fester came along.) As DWN said, you need to learn to roll with the punches and not take everything so seriously.
                    -
                    As for News and Politics, that’s just the cover story to keep the unwashed masses away. The real fun is discussing other topics as well!

            • Uncle Fester says:

              At least someone gets the joke :twisted:

          • keshet says:

            It has seemed to me that troll hunting has become the new trolling. Instead of comments on the lols or discussion of news and/or politics, things seem to devolve into name calling and mocking grammar, spelling and typos.
            I enjoy reading the clever, witty banter and silliness, but not all the bashing.

  7. Koki Kariya says:

    What a great picture of Clinton for a “Glen Quagmire totally looks like Former-President Bill Clinton”.

  8. Kelly says:

    luvs for clinton

  9. marcelle says:

    giggity.

  10. PortlandMark says:

    And yet, you don’t mind the 9.8 trillion in deficits rung up under Reagan, Bush I and Bush II. No, it’s this last 800 billion that gets your panties in a bunch. Are you sure your priorities are straight?

  11. FBR says:

    I cringed.

  12. Steve says:

    Clinton had a balanced budget and the economy was flourishing, with unemployment the lowest it has been in the last 20 years. Yeah, he really stuck it to the taxpayers all right….are you even old enough to have lived under the Clinton administration? Or is your memory just very, very short?

  13. Rontu says:

    This one’s stupid.

  14. sally says:

    He’s still kinda cute.

  15. ailie says:

    i would just like to say that this picture disturbed me.
    a lot.
    like, on a par with those jimmy osbourne as teen angel posters.

  16. TheMarquise says:

    Giggity.

  17. discobtch666 says:

    Zing!

  18. ElDavid says:

    Ah, Clinto: the original Quagmire.

  19. Shade. says:

    … you people are crazy… i’m feeling at home o.O

  20. Jane says:

    Does it show my age if I say that Clinton still turns me on?

  21. Utah Botox says:

    I miss Bill Clinton!!!!


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