An army of one!
An army of one! How’s that workin’ for ya?
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I liked “Be all that you can be” better, personally.
“Holy crap, Mama was right…I should’ve been a doctor.”
If this were in Mexico, would it be an army of Juan?
lol.
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yes.
Yeah, mocking Bush and Limbaugh people can get away with. But directly mocking troops who are risking their lives (even if for a ludicrous cause) is past the limit for me.
Could we have lols, not brawls?
What do you think this is a picture of? Take a closer look.
Tooooo Sooooon! Shopped! Clinton did it first!
Poooor Taste! Socialist!! Whining wimps!!!
Fascists, Communists, Marxists and Leninists too damn it
and they’re all CLINTONISTS ahhhhhhh
they’re going to blow up the world!
2nd cumming (the first one was kinda quick)
armageddon / megiddo
alien invasions, and i don’t mean mexicans
alien autopsies and I do mean mexicans
Europeeeeeeaaaaaannnnnnns!
take better aim
don’t eat the yellow snow
would you like fries with that
land of milk and honey
breath deep the gathering gloom
Zombie koalas!!!
Australia Lol’s and puts a shrimp on the Barbie
If anyone would like to know how to summon them, simply shout “UNAL MURAT GURUZ!!”
I just got stared at by sixteen people.
Thanks. D;
You are most welcome.
No, I’m a crappin’
you load 16 tons and what do you get
i am not a crook
red rum
watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat
Oh, just use the stick up your ass to prise the burr that you’ve got in there now…
I’m cringing just thinking about it..
but the burr is attached to the stick now! and they’re both stuck up there!
There’s nothing else for it. We’re going to have to send in the armadillo.
hot
“troops who are risking their lives”
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Far be it from me to mock the troops, but the half dozen random schmoes wandering around 20 feet or so from the army guy don’t seem to be much of a threat.
Army Guy? With a riot shield and a tan uniform?
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Looks like some foreign police if anything, it MIGHT be military police, but I highly doubt this is a soldier.
Ahem. Seriously, have we gotten to the point where any soldier, any where, in any army, is now raised up for worship?
PM, it’s people who’ve read ‘Starship Troopers’ one too many times…
Not possible. I’ve read it over fifty times and I’m not susceptible! :0
But you get the vibe… low double figure IQ…
this wasn’t the best caption for the this picture… but it was up there…
i personally prefer the poster one: BALLS: you may not see them, but this dude has them.
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and for those who think this is mocking the troops…
this is mocking the idiotic army PR system which produces trash like “an army of one” which is universally derided by our troops…
They’ve handed me a gun sir
Yes, and?
Well, sir, I joined for the rock climbing
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You meet a lot who joined to ‘Be Frank’, and go canoeing, abseiling, and finally, walking fit, bikini totty along some tropical beach at sunset, all on the govt ticket.
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Unfortunately, in places like Bosnia, after a day of unearthing mass graves, or finding people who had been walled up alive, you tended to meet them and a lot of their brain up the wall, and your feet would stick to the floor because of the blood…
You don’t realise until it’s far too late that actually Elvis Costello was pretty much on the button
I really shouldn’t drink and post… that was positively maudlin…
Something to lighten the mood
BOOBIES!
“positively maudlin”
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yes. it was…
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but it had good (well, maybe not good, but vivid) imagery…
BOOBIES!?!?!….Damn it, I don’t see them…hmmm (thinking cap) (.)(.)
I’m happy now.
Boobies! [link] (with thanks to froofrou)
One of my boobies cat Macros (so old it was before ICHC)[link]
and the gift that keeps on giving, the Lemon Breasted Chicken [link]
Ooh, that is some bjootiful food! I’m going to have to make that some day. I think I’ll use limes instead of lemons, though.
“BOOBIES!”
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GAY PUPPIES!
“Hey, when we told you you could join up and see the world, we didn’t specify anything about it being the nice parts of the world! Now get back to work.”
That approach can be very hard on the plaster and soft furnishings… do you have any idea how much a mattress costs?
depends on how many strippers you’ve shoved into the mattress…
Do you have to pay them if they never get to leave?
I’d say ring Dick Cheney… since all the REAL Kennedys are dead, he’s one of the few I’d say would know what to do if your in a room with a mattress full of dead hookers…
Colonel: Watkins why did you join the army?
Watkins: For the water-skiing and for the travel, sir. And not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir – no killing.
“There’s been a mistake. I joined the *other* army, the one with the condos.”
[Private Benjamin]
Oddly enough, I enjoyed reading that and didn’t even twinge an eyebrow. *blinks*
You probably don’t know the ‘dead guy’ smell… also helps if you’ve neither seen it, nor know the people who’ve done it…
An interesting glimpse into the mind of Fester. When “Behind the Postings” returns…
Not to miss your point or anything, but what Elvis Costello song were you referencing?
Oliver’s Army [Link]
WTF? It’s not mocking either. What picture are you all looking at?
At least there is no visible butt-crack.
I had to double-take on that one…I thought there was some crackage.
Teehee! ^_^
Hmmmm
I made a gravatar but it’s not working.
Oh cat crap! I didn’t even notice!! This is charro. Some grabby gravatar stoled charro from me.
Ok now it works. Pay no attention to me now…
Go up to “help” for your server, and find out how to empty your cache.
It should pop up after that.
If you want to use the name “charro,” click on the blue text over the
comment field the next time you post. You’ll still have your gravatar.
Ok rhorho I hope this works..
woot!
what is your gravatar?
I’d say either a rock chick or Jesus…
She’s a mermaid.
Always loved how they shake their tails!
lmao, nice pic
This one will be useful.
An army of 1? I’ll show you an army of 1! Just read number 5 (who should be number 1) in the article I linked (clicky name ofcourse), now if that’s not badass…
Hakkaa päälle, pohjan poika!