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Ron Blagojevich

59-0 It’s called “Take a hint”

(Ron Blagojevich)

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  1. Blackup says:

    HEheheh… Some people were just born with the inability to do anything intelligent.

    • n8 says:

      Yes… and many of them spend their time trolling Fester. :-)

      • There’d be a lot less of them if he didn’t encourage them so much.

        • Hmm. That’s actually me, for some reason this computer still had one of my other email addresses in the email box from when I was trying different ones on Saturday to see what they’d look like.

        • n8 says:

          Perhaps, though backing down would only encourage them more. I think the only thing to do is keep goading them on until they realize that they’re only making themselves look foolish. The downside is that it will probably take a good long while for it to sink in.

          • Danbala says:

            I doubt it would ever. Soxy mcSock seems to have no desire to come across as intelligent, only in getting attention. And boy, is he ever.

            • n8 says:

              Fair point. Man, I’d love to have a peek at PK’s IP logs… put the sock question to rest for good and all.

            • Uncle Fester says:

              It’s the only pleasure he gets… you’re just being stingy :)

              • mothergoose says:

                Jeezis! I go away for the rest of the day and i missed the whole “Fester’s a troll” argument! I just checked out the Limbaugh Lol…and WTF? Did someone open the doors to the nut-job neo-con-psych ward again?!

                As an aside…did anyone catch Sarah Palin’s “I’m sorry, I can’t speak at the Republican get-together, I have serious Alaskan business to take care of” – then shows up at the Alfalfa dinner with all those “DC Elitists” she railed against??? Priceless…

                • n8 says:

                  I was more surprised to find out that GOP staffers had invited Joe the Plumber to their weekly strategy meeting. I couldn’t even come up with anything snarky to ridicule it… it ridicules itself to a far greater extent than I could ever hope to muster. My name goes to the link, for those who doubt (and I don’t blame you.)

                  • mothergoose says:

                    Wow! Glad you added the link, ’cause I was a doubter…It speaks volumes about the depth to which they’ve sunk. I just keep seeing Sarah Palin as their Choice in ‘12 and wonder why no one else sees the whole “porch light’s on and no one’s home” affect her eyes give off…I thought maybe they were trying for the Ross Perot “folksie” movement, but at least Perot was intelligent… nuts… but intelligent.

                    OH!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! Palin/Plumber ‘12… it certainly has a ring to it!!

                    • n8 says:

                      I swear to you now, that if Palin is the 2012 Republican nominee I will personally buy air time to laugh at the GOP on national television. You heard it here first.

                      • mothergoose says:

                        I told my family that if she wins the election *shudder* that we will be learning the Canadian National Anthem and moving to Vancouver by the end of that November.

                        • n8 says:

                          I don’t like the idea of abandoning my country to the
                          weasels. Love of country and all that… seems to me like the thing to do in a “President Palin” situation (shudder) is to stay and try to fix it, or at least limit the damage. Anyway, if I didn’t leave during eight years of Dubya, I don’t think there’s anything that could possibly dislodge me.

                          The thought of living in a Goddball-free zone does appeal mightily though… I envy the Europeans their freedom from such things.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          Reminds me of one of the great resignation speeches I heard

                          “The place is rotten from top to bottom, no one has a damned iclue, and it’s sorry B’stards like you that have driven me out!”

                          Then he walked out…

                        • mothergoose says:

                          @Unc: Who said that? That’s awesome!

                          @n8: After living through 8 years of “w”, I don’t know if I could take Paling…that’s like if OJ got off for double murder, then committed another…oh…right…nevermind

                        • mothergoose says:

                          *Palin, not Paling…although that’d be an interesting activity

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          Guy I worked with…

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          Actually I’d not thought about him in ages… died 10 years years ago last December…

                  • Johnathan says:

                    I choose to believe that reality itself has been photoshopped. I know that it could happen, and likely did happen, I just don’t want to let myself believe it happened. In other words, say it ain’t so, Shoeless Joe

                • Indie Tarheel says:

                  Oblivious politician is oblivious.
                  Also.

          • rhorho says:

            @n8:

            I think the only thing to do is keep goading them on until they realize that they’re only making themselves look foolish.

            That’s a logical strategy that would probably work on you and me.
            Unfortunately, trolls have an entirely different raison d’etre.

            [LINK] article about trolls. Here’s an excerpt:

            With few other options at their disposal they [normal people] will often resort to intimidation tactics and personal attack with the hope of verbally overpowering the offender. If the offender is a true troll, this will only reinforce the troll’s sense of purpose, inflames his/her ire, and let him or her know who the willing targets are.

          • FaileV says:

            how do you get the pretty pictures?

  2. Captain Wow says:

    He’s almost as bad as Huckabee (though Mike had a great sense of humor about it on SNL). I doubt Roddie boy is going to be making an appearance on SNL… not in person anyways.

    • Musicmom870 says:

      Whoa! Hang on there…Mike has some conservative opinions, but people elected him, and he implemented some and failed at others, but comparing him to Blago? He may have accepted some improper gifts, but give evidence that it compares in any way to this bozo.

      • Captain Wow says:

        Dude, seriously. I was just saying they both couldn’t take a hint. That is the ONLY thing they have in common. I like Huckabee. He was great on SNL (look it up if you haven’t seen it). I’m not saying that Huckabee and Blago are anything alike.
        Sheesh.

  3. GiganTick says:

    I have relatives in Illinois.
    It was like Christmas when he got kicked out.
    They all sent mass emails.
    Craziness, it was.

  4. mothergoose says:

    Why is it always the guys with bad hair? [link]

  5. BattleCry says:

    I think I found the real reason he got ousted finally:

    “3 None of the funds provided by this Act may be made
    4 available to the State of Illinois, or any agency of the
    5 State, unless (1) the use of such funds by the State is
    6 approved in legislation enacted by the State after the date
    7 of the enactment of this Act, or (2) Rod R. Blagojevich
    8 no longer holds the office of Governor of the State of Illi
    9 nois. The preceding sentence shall not apply to any funds
    10 provided directly to a unit of local government (1) by a
    11 Federal department or agency, or (2) by an established
    12 formula from the State. ”

    That’s from the bailout bill. If he was in, the state would have lost billions.

  6. Evil Wezil says:

    The power of the herd that elects this dolts rejoices when the dolts they’ve elected are voted/thrown out of office.

    The herd is no better or more honest than the turkeys they vote for.

    • mothergoose says:

      Anarchy I say!! Anarchy!!! It could be the only way to save the country!!

      • n8 says:

        Well, if you accept the conservative principle that less government is better, then logically it follows that no government would be even better! All hail St. Ronnie, who shows us the truth and the way!

        • mothergoose says:

          Sorry n8…I was just having a Johnny Rotten moment back there.

          • n8 says:

            No worries, I was just playing along in my own way. Who knew that Repubs were just smash-the-state Anarchists in disguise? ;-)

            • BattleCry says:

              The Current ‘pubs have about as mucg in common as first term Regan as Dane Cook has in common with the word “funny”. The NeoCons really aren’t all that different than their socialist counterparts.

              The people you’re thinking of are the extremist version of Libertarians.

              • n8 says:

                Perhaps they would be so good as to defect to the Libertarian Party then, and give us back a credible opposition in this country?

                • mothergoose says:

                  Kind of “culling the herd”…so to speak. I’ve tried again and again to see the neo-con point of view…and I’m not poking fun here…Most of it just doesn’t seem rational to me. I have some very good friends whom i respect greatly who are “Conservative” and even they feel that most of the ultra-right has lost touch with the times…

                  • n8 says:

                    As I see it, the Republican party needs to eject the evangelical wing if they ever hope to recapture any of the political center. Time will tell if the recent drubbing was pain enough to get them to consider it, but it looks to me like they’re still too afraid to lose that much of the base. (As if they’ve anywhere else to go…)

                    • mothergoose says:

                      I know what you’re saying…but the problem with that is that there is a ton of $ on the evangelical wing that I don’t think they’re prepared to lose.

                      • n8 says:

                        Excellent point, but I can’t help but think that the money will go away on its own if the pubbies can’t close the deal at election time. That money is there to buy influence, but nobody wants influence with a powerless party.

                        • mothergoose says:

                          Very true. But they’d be bettter served at using that money to fill congress first…

                      • Uncle Fester says:

                        there is a ton of $ on the evangelical wing

                        You’ve hit one of the reasons I wish I could swallow my distaste for the church. Money and poontang a-plenty.

                        • mothergoose says:

                          …but alot of that poontang is sooo sexually repressed…

                        • n8 says:

                          Scientology, anyone?

                        • froofrou says:

                          sexually repressed = crazy if you can get them alone and chained to a bed :twisted:

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          chained nothing… it just takes more persuasion if you’re not clergy…

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          FROO! i have been waiting for about 2 hours for someone who would appreciate the hilarious-ness of what i’m about to say. MG probably would have done well, but you and rho are the best. i was over on roflrazzi and i saw that someone else figured out the new fancy avies and in her fit of narcissism made her own picture her avie! in case you can’t figure out who i’m talking about, it’s someone who probably has the same picture on her *myspace*. /not-so-subtle-hinting
                          -
                          i found it amusing and i wanted one of you all to appreciate it with me. now back to our regularly schedule political-ish talks!

                        • n8 says:

                          Oh dear… I believe I know of whom you speak. Hell hath no humility…

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          yes n8, you nailed that one. wasn’t too tough though was it?

                        • n8 says:

                          Are you kidding? One doesn’t forget such spectacular meltdowns very quickly.

                        • here it is… [LINK].
                          narcissism must be fun, that’s the only way i can comprehend her actions. or as fester noted a few weeks back, complete and utter psychoses.

                        • n8 says:

                          There’s no explaining it, unless one is a trained psychologist. I try not to engage actual crazies… it never goes well.

                        • UsualSuspect says:

                          Lot’s of people use their photo, been to failblog?

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          No, you keep visiting us…

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          @UsualSuspect – there’s a difference between people using their photo (diss does too) and this nut job using hers. she’s a complete and total narcissist on top of being a compulsive liar. any time she lies, she “sources” her myspace page as proof that it’s not a lie. this myspace page has HUNDREDS of photos of her in the exact same poses and clothing, indicating she’ll take 10, 15, 20 photos all at one shot for no apparent reason. she also fishes for compliments like it’s her job. no stable woman spouts on about how “i think i’m good looking, check my myspace” unless she’s looking for someone to reply with “yeah, you’re hot”. it’s just not normal.
                          to summarize, using your own photo isn’t a terrible thing. this nutjob using her own photo is laughable at best and a desperate cry for clinical help at worst.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          oh and

                          conservatism – explanation… people want to know….

                          Remember, the ranting doesn’t help you look good…

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          @UF – this is a different green blob. i dunno if this is a sock with a diff email address but i’ve seen him/her/it around here before. not sure it’s your stalker…

                        • UsualSuspect says:

                          Fester is stalking me…

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          LOL… you’re just ashamed you can’t explain conservatism, only rant and look foolish…

                          and I like the colour of your underwear today… it accentuates your skin tone…

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          @UF – i stand corrected. it’s that same nitwit. can’t believe i actually wasted space writing that whole deal about photos thinking this troll would read it. shame on me.

                    • BattleCry says:

                      If they need to go anywhere its the Constitution Party. That’s the seriously evengelical party and they make no bones about it.

                      • Uncle Fester says:

                        Which is so wholly at odds with the Constitution that it almost beggard beleif.
                        There again, if power was wholly devolved to the states, it would be dead easy to have ‘Christian’ states… their power base is eroded by the Federation.

                        • BattleCry says:

                          didn’t say it made sense, in fact, it frosts my ass that they grabbed the name when it’s so obviously NOT correct

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          I know it does, BC, I was agreeing with
                          you… enjoy the moment…

                • Doubts says:

                  Us libertarians are not so much republican extemists as we are dual party centrists. Take the fiscal and small gov’t policies of the Republicans and the social policies of the dems.

                  A great party for those of us who despise the concept of welfare freebies and big gov’t pork, and also don’t think that big brother has any business in our private lives.

                  • Uncle Fester says:

                    There is no ‘fiscal conservatism’ in the US bipartisan system… I think you’re selling libertarianism short by claiming the best it can do fiscally is the insanity that is the Republican party… also, neither side has an overly good record on reducing the size of Federal Govt…

            • Blarg says:

              ZOMG hasty generalizations FTW!

          • Uncle Fester says:

            You were selling Butter?

    • charro says:

      I didn’t vote for Blago.
      By the way, now that everyone knows Blago = Lego Man, have you noticed you can cleverly mix those two words and make “Blego Man”?

      • dissimilitude says:

        You are to blame for this lol, charro! ;-)
        http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3314546

        • froofrou says:

          SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!

          • dissimilitude says:

            :blushes: Aw, thanks, froo!

            • rhorho says:

              5ed and favorited! That is the funniest Blago LOL evAR!!!

              • Literal says:

                OMIGOD! Too bad you can’t submit that one! It’s frigging hilarious!

                • rhorho says:

                  Why can’t she submit it?

                  • dissimilitude says:

                    I don’t know…I thought I did. Maybe because Blagojevich will sue me for defamation. ;-)

                  • Uncle Fester says:

                    Indeed… there’s nothing wrong with that

                  • Literal says:

                    I don’t know! It’s greyed out when I click it. Maybe it’s a copyrighted image?
                    dissimilitude … why can’t you submit it? You totally should!

                    • dissimilitude says:

                      Weird…shouldn’t be a copyright issue; I downloaded it from somebody’s blog, not the Lego website or anything! I’m going to go with “it’s a problem with pk’s website…” (in other words, “Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.”) Maybe try later?

                      • Literal says:

                        Definitely keep trying!
                        If PK has accepted it for voting, you should have
                        “Build | View | Delete” under the image on your “My LOLZ” page.
                        If they didn’t, you’ll have “View | Delete”, which means it’s yours only and can’t be submitted. Usually I find an alternate pic when that happens.
                        -
                        I’m off to have oral surgery (yeah for me) and I hope you get it figured out — bring teh funneh, girl! :)

                        • dissimilitude says:

                          Oh, good luck with the oral surgery, that doesn’t sound like much fun!

                        • rhorho says:

                          @diss: You can redo the LOL, making certain
                          that you press “save and submit” this time,
                          and see what happens. I have accidentally
                          pressed “save” in the past. Maybe that’s what
                          you did.

                          That LOL is too funny to be ignored! :D

                        • dissimilitude says:

                          I could swear I hit “save and submit” but I sure haven’t seen it on the voting page. Hmm. Maybe I’ll do that. I’ll give them another hour or so I guess.

                        • mothergoose says:

                          @Literal: Good luck with the Oral Surgery…save your Percocet!! It makes everyday a vacation!!!

                        • rhorho says:

                          Check that. I just checked my profile, and
                          found “Build | View | Delete” under LOLs I
                          made from PK photos, and “View | Delete”
                          under LOLs I made from photos I uploaded,
                          which I DID submit for voting. I believe
                          they made the voting rounds, too, as some
                          of them were favorited by people who aren’t
                          on my friends list. Tofuburger said that we
                          will soon be able to see the voting numbers
                          from each LOL we submit, so the confusion
                          won’t last much longer.

                        • dissimilitude says:

                          I’ve got “Build | View | Delete” under all mine, includeng one I distinctly remember just saving as it was a very targeted joke.

                          Confused diss is confused…

                        • dissimilitude says:

                          To add, it’s the same with the ones I uploaded as with the ones I used existing pictures. :???:

                        • rhorho says:

                          Strange days, indeed. 8O

      • ICDK says:

        I came up with that early on, only the correct way to spell it is BLEGOjevich. Sheesh. If you don’t believe me, look waaaaaay back on Pundit Kitchen.

  7. Forge says:

    Idiot probably stiill thinks he has an appeal or can veto it.

  8. ICDK says:

    Here’s what comes next…(click on my name).

  9. fskdfa says:

    it was 59-1

  10. reqw says:

    I hate to break it to you but his name is Rod not Ron.

  11. Uncle Fester says:

    Still waiting for the what is a conservative explanation, btw…
    Just a reminder… Try not to rant this time…

  12. n8 says:

    Fester doesn’t need me or anyone else to feel sorry for him. You, on the other hand…

  13. notreally says:

    Look it up.

  14. AC says:

    Hey, if you post a link then it can be everybody else’s turn to go:
    “LALALALA! NOT READIN IT”….

  15. Uncle Fester says:

    No, you tell us… this ‘ain’t the national geographic’…


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