ROSHAMBO
ROSHAMBO When rock, paper, scissors just won’t get the job done
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What’s Roshambo?
I wondered too, so I looked it up on wikipedia. ;P
Ok fiiiiiiiiiiine…………
Ah, the picture’s quite funny now….
I totally agree!
It is much funnier when you get the reference.. tee hee
It made it incredible with the reference.
I got stared at for laughing.
Who knew? I always thought roshambo WAS rock-paper-scissors…
Technically, it is … but “ultimate” roshambo is the ball kicking thing.
It’s all fun-and-games until someone has to have a testicle removed from his abdomen…
I could hear my mother saying that… the tired, slightly resigned, tone of someone who’s seen it all one too many times…
It goes right up there with “You’ll shoot yer eye out!”
“… It’ll all end in tears, mind….”
“…you’ll thank me later.”
“…on your own head be it…”
… because I said so, that’s why …
“…fine, away and do that and SEE what happens…”
“…and don’t come running to me crying later!…”
“…. and hell mend ye!”
“And don’t cry, or I’ll give you something to cry about!”
(I always hated that one.)
Heh. I told ya so!
…”and how many times have I told you?”
OF my mother’s many comment ‘Because I said so’ was never one of them…
@UF You’re lucky, then.
That was the universal response from my father for everything.
That, and “do it or I’ll kick your a*s up around your neck.”
I think my response of ‘and that sort of talk got us into WW2′ tended to shut them up…
“You mean if I eat my broccoli there won’t be
starving children overseas???”
Parent:
“I have tried to be both a mother and a father to you…”
Child:
“Go screw yourself!”
*WHACK!*
Soooo…..they don’t really belond there?
<,,>
I’m thinking the boys over at ESPN might have a new event for the X-Games…OR it could be a way to settle ties in soccer…
How to qualify for Bail out cash?
Who’s first in line? We could put it on pay-per-view and have this economy turned around in no time!!!
Sort of like “Ow, My Balls,” only interactive and reciprocal!
I’d love to host …
The more money you want, the more kicks you recieve…we could have special “guest kickers”…hmmm…this idea might have some legs to it…
Yes, it might have some legs, crumpled and
turned to jelly, but sure why not?
Ten gallons of pain in a five-gallon bucket, that’s what it is…
and a scrotum like a torn brown paper over filled with split lentils….
It’s actually Rochambeaux, and it’s some sort of painful male challenge thing that began with French trappers or traders. It was usually enough to discourage others from challenging them for rights to whatever it was they wanted…first trade, first chance at a woman, whatever…
Yeah, it used to be spelled that way, but the current spelling is “roshambo”.
I had trouble deciding which one to use
im jewish so, roshambo is rock paper scissors in israel
well it is now
How much do you want to bet the little bastard who made the first kick, wasn’t even man enough to stick around for the second kick. . . . . .
If I kicked someone in the boys who’s smart enough to wear riot gear, but not smart enough to wear a cup…I don’t think I’d stick around to see how he felt afterward…
If he’s not wearing a cup then he’s not going to be chasing the little lad… although if I was the lad, I’d be worried about dying in a hail of ‘ricochets’ (which is the cause of the riots in the first place)
Same pic with a gamer flavor, linked to my name.
Silly me for thinking “gamer” was referring to video games. Still good.
You’re not alone. XP
It’s one of those things.
I thought about doing a non-poster version with “CRITICAL HIT! -9999″ over the guard’s head, but couldn’t really come up with anything good to put under the kicker. Something about a level of Monk paying off, but it was weak and sucked.
War and XPs?
Only when the game is played among Brothers, K?
I must be a gamer-geek since my first thought was role-playing not video games.
I lol’d and now have to plan for next week’s game…
Then I have been successful.
That you were and I already planed to do DM homework tonight but now I have a chuckle to reflect on as I stat a dwarven clan in need of a smackdown.
Two words: Rust Monsters.
Probably not since the character work for Tiamat and want treasure to take back.
So they will probably kill it with stabbing, acid, and fire. Maybe some electricity but that would depend on how they use the cleric.
hokay so… i had this really weird dream last night and it was made even weirder because it had running commentary from you in it. i swear i wasn’t on any drugs but as i was dreaming there would be captions with snarky comments like in the middle of the “view” and they had your name then a colon and then the snarky comment.
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weirdest thing ever. although, it confirmed i spend too much time on PK…
*blinks* Well I will feel honored and am hoping I didn’t say anything too offcolor to disturb your rest.
i literally woke up and was like “what the hell was that?” i slept just fine, but it was weeeeeeird.
Usually when I am in somebody’s bed they say “What the hell is that,” so I can’t say I am surprised that happened after a dream.
*snork* that says quite a bit about either your prowess or your BO… shall we ask lynn which it is?
I’m putting money on the wind rustling through his bowels….
wow… that was… um… a new way to put that one. yeah, that just about sums it up.
I shall keep silent on the matter.
…but deadly.
*was summoned.. now looks blankly around an blinks*
Oh…
Most the time my “wth” moments are because the neighbors make some fun noise like screaming or glass breaking. More along festers line of questioning it’s usually “Who the hell was that” as opposed to what. Then I get to find out if I just have to smell it or if it needs cleaned up >..> You better not be leading these people to believe that you’re piss poor in the sack again. Just cus I’m sick don’t mean that I’m not gonna do something about it >.o I don’t know WHAT I’d do about it but… Hey… I’ll do something!
Oh for the love of *incoherent grumblings* That was me, I forgot to change the name… and attempted html ate like half the post so here it is again.
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*was summoned.. now looks blankly around an blinks*
Oh…
Most the time my “wth” moments are because the neighbors make some fun noise like screaming or glass breaking. More along festers line of questioning it’s usually “Who the hell was that” as opposed to what. Then I get to find out if I just have to smell it or if it needs cleaned up *grouce* Being a mom is fun T_T
@DW~ >.> You better not be leading these people to believe that you’re piss poor in the sack again. Just cus I’m sick don’t mean that I’m not gonna do something about it >.o I don’t know WHAT I’d do about it but… Hey… I’ll do something!
I claim innocence of these wild accusations.
Sorry, I’m having problems hearing over the sound of wet canvas ripping
Just think half drunk wildebeest with penis envy and bad aim.
Nicely done macro. I chuckled.
That said… yowtch.
yowtch…screamed in high “C”…
Awesome: You will never have a better story to tell than the time you hoofed a cop in the balls.
and the subsequent night in jail when your buddies ratted you out.
Or one rats one’s self out by uploading it to MySpace and Face Book…
…Or youtube.
I’ve never understood how folk can do that and not expect to be caught.
You don’t get the same class of criminal mastermind as you used to back in the day…
Proper lairs and evil felines to sit on your lap are at a premium and with the economic situation, it is harder to be that class of criminal mastermind.
…And to remember to get the guards’ helmets with the full face visors…
Oh yes, of course! Thank hun, can’t forget those.
Transparent visors, bear in mind, lest you be fooled by any aspiring heroes.
I think it’s because most people are either too poor, or not interesting enough to have their own Realty TV Shows…so they use You Tube as the next-best-thing.
i wanna see the you tube of when they arrive at the jailhouse… the blubbering and begging to go home are going to be WAY more amusing than seeing some poor schlub get his boys knocked into his eye sockets.
I think the video would be from the hospital…curled up in the fetal position and whimpering after the drubbing the rest of the police gave them…
even better! although if he’s in the hospital i dunno if he’d be whimpering, they might give him morphine to shut him up, but that’s not quite as fun.
True…but those first couple of minutes in the ER would be priceles…
the cops dragging him in: “honestly, we didn’t touch him. he was running away and fell down the stairs… twice”
“Just roll him over beside the cop that has the lump in his throat he used to pee out of…we’ll get to him in a minute”
i like the way you think.
I don’t know whether to be flattered or frightened…
Guess you could be frattered. Or flightened.
@Literal: Thanks for holding that fence position for me…
I bet the stories about the ensuing encounters with Bubba, Jimbo and the other lads in jail will be much juicier. (But agreed – those probably won’t be told…)
Huh. I really thought that the juxtaposition of a child’s game and the riot police was funny. Based on the voting, I guess others don’t find it such.
Meh. We live to LOL another day
I dig it
Bless you, DWN.
I love my juvenille sense of humor. Comes from hanging out with teenagers!
I just came to grips with the fact that I am just a big kid at heart… A big perverted kid but a kid nonetheless.
And thanks for the blessing. I need all the good will I can get. It is almost a Garfield level of Monday for me today.
Garfield…it’s more a Dilbert Monday for me…
*puts out tray of Prozac*
uh oh, sounds like somebody’s got a case of the mondays!
dang it… that last comment is a click-able!
Aggghhh … NOES!
*dies*
Yep…blasted “Boomtown Rats – I Don’t Like Mondays” all morning…
Tell me why!
But shooting the whole day down lacks that ‘personal’ touch of the jarring shock up the arm, the crunch, and the warm splatter of the machete.
Well said…it also lacks that certain jenesaisquoi (sp?) of having to clean someone’s blood and gray-matter off your boot…
Je ne sais quoi, it’s a phrase, not a word.. but you hit all the letters…
I bow to your knowledge of French…I only know how to French Kiss…
I can make french fries.
I can do a French twist.
I can eat French toast.
My hair is in a french braid today…
Well I’m wearing a trench coat…
And I have a French surname.
My mom has a french poodle…
I have a french manicure …
I have a french first name.. Means “Little and Womanly” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA boy did my parents miss the mark on that one.
french bikini, anyone…anyone…?
Is bob’s mental deterioration due to the French disease?
More likely phallus envy than syphilis.
Somebody wants a large case of the Roshambo…
OK, DWN…but I get to give the first kick…stand still.
dibs on second kick… he messed with my dreams all last night
Hey now… I spent the dreamless night in my own bed. Stop kidnapping my dream self!
I was addressing Shortright for saying Case of the Mondays… So you have no kicking rights. Besides, the person who initiates gets first kick, so
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You even know the rules of roshambo!
*sigh*
If you (oh yeah, and I) weren’t already married …
We can continue to adore each other from afar.
Ok…just hang on a minute…
*grabs videocamera for youtube*
*grabs icebag for DWN*
*due to it being Monday, I miss my kick entirely and am then soccer punted*
*high pitched voice* Well, that went well… Thanks for the ice… X_X
*In Spanish Soccer Announcer Voice*
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
i love spanish soccer announcers almost as much as i love the one guy who will fall down and claim to be mortally injured when he’s all by himself in the middle of the field!
…then gets up to play the rest of the game without so much as a limp…
but only after the ref yells at him and tells him to quit being a pansy because no one touched him.
I thought it was funny, for whatever that’s worth. Not sure why your vote’s so low; maybe the guy getting kicked in the picture’s at home frantically voting “1″ over and over again….
He sure can’t vote “2″ anymore…
That’s hilarious!
Thanks, diss!
I swear I lold when I was creating this, and I was sure it was funneh (it’s been favorited a bunch), but I guess there really is no accounting for taste.
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As long as my “friends” liked it, I’m happy!
I actually favorited now that I know the Ultimate Roshambo game…it’ll be a great conversation starter at parties…
As an aside…because I’m a technological mighty-midget…1. How is everybody getting the neat-o pictures by their names…and 2. How do you link sites behind your names?
*blushes in techno-embarassment*
Pick a photo, and then go to gravatar.com and follow the instructions.
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Copy and past the url you want to link to and put it in the “URI” box.
Thanks…now…how do I get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00???
Get pregnant. Have child. Wait 6 years. Give it to child.
Tried it…already have three kids…they’re embarassed by my tecno-idiocy and like watching me struggle with things that are easy for them to do…you should see me trying to download music on my i-pod…my seven-year-old walks up…looks at me…shakes his head and walks away. They’re amazed I’ve survived this long…
Not him, but I know exactly who’s refreshing and voting 1 hundreds of times.
If it happens to my next front page lol, it’s by god going to happen to his.
Tatsumaki-Senpuukyaku!!!!
Should have stuck with the Hadoken.
I think it’s more like Guile & Charlie’s Flash-kick. Down-to-up rather than side-to-side.
Rosh Hashanah: When apples, honey, and pomegranates
won’t get the job done.
It looks like the other guards kicked him out into the riot to see what would happen. BAM!
“I think they’re gone…Bob, you go look around the corner and check.”
Oh! Wouldn’t that be great if it were PK’s very own MegaBob?
I don’t know if this has been pointed out yet, but…
*Rochambeau