Well, Hillary…

Well, Hillary… … if what you say is true, I am NEVER sitting on that sofa!
(Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama)
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Well, Hillary… … if what you say is true, I am NEVER sitting on that sofa!
(Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Damien
But the couch isn’t blue!
This LOL is a win. I like it.
where u see a LOL in his post? Ur post is a FAIL!
Well I’ll just divan and say chaise not a “he.”
Must the early shift at BK to day…
Jack in the Box. They have lower standards.
Regardless. The couch is NOT blue.
Still trying to talk your way out of having to wear glasses, eh?
The couch couldn’t be blue. It saw more action during the Clinton era than I have in my entire life!
Barack Osama
Yes, yes, we all know that the only difference between the two is a little B S.
Run away, little troll.
LOLOLO
trolls can’t be small, never read/watch The Lord of Win!?
Maybe but your troll mind is…now go away
LOLO to where?
Back under your bridge…
i wish i had a bridge
Not to encourage anything — but that cracked me up. More of the
actual humor (like that) and less of the blathering would be good.
tanx, glad u liked it
Wow. Diss has landed her a honey.
Congrats?
Not a honey, a fluffy little pet troll. I think I’ll keep him in the corner of the office to bite annoying co-workers.
It’ll be like having Paul Reubens in the room…
Hmm. That might be a problem.
Well, we’re used to having a pee-wee in the room.
Right, Uncle Fester
I was picturing my pet troll as looking something like the Hungry moster pupped in the Weight Watchers commercials. [LINK]
Duh. Puppet. Monster.
*headdesk*
Need….caffeine…
If the Kegel exercise isn’t working, I’m told Tenna-Lady works for that.
I’m sorry your dick is so small that you suggest kegels to women!
Poor you …
Hi Al, how are you doing? Thanks for telling me your gender…
C’mon, Unc:
Dickless =/= Female
Most owmen know what the Kegel exercise was invented for…
When men are men and the cows are afraid.
Okay, Pittypat, that made me actually laugh which then hurt because of my sore throat…
@ mothergoose
January 30th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I’m sorry your dick is so small that you suggest kegels to women!
Poor you …
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That was totally me. I am so sorry, mothergoose. I was messing around with you earlier, and forgot to change my name back.
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It was really dumb, and I apologize.
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Fester, that was me messing with you. I thought it was posted as me, and I didn’t come back to check it.
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Won’t happen again. I feel like a total as*hole right now.
But it was fun pretending to be MG arguing back and forth with herself … :shame:
I’ve got one for sale …
w00t where?
Is it that one in Brooklyn? I’ve had my eye on it for quite some time, now!!
no way! I OWN it, it’s MY!!!
You just told diss you didn’t have a bridge.
I’m beginning to doubt your word…
You are an ignorant human being. I hope your transmission falls out of your car in the middle lane on the express way during rush hour.
Oooh! Very inventive “yo momma”!
Wouldn’t it be ironic if you got stuck in traffic behind him after it happened.
i LOL if u would smash in my car with urs
*cringes at the use of “ur” as a word*
thx for so much attention, that’s all what i wanted
*masturbates*
Okay, what are you doing? I see your hand action and your lack of pants but I don’t see anything in your hand… So you’re mimicking masturbation then?
What do you know, Fester was right; Al is very similar to Paul Rubens.
Ya know, don’t go there. Don’t insult Paul like that. He brought us many lolz only to get in trouble in a place where it was most logical to beat off.
True, I actually loved watching Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. I blame Uncle Fester for putting poor old Paul in my head earlier, then combined with the image of public off-beating…apologies to the dude are due, I guess!
Poor Paul, no love… He will get his due, hopefully.
You’re forgiven for your transgression for the low low price of a fullblown spanking, to be dispensed by your normal service provider.
Good, the offer is only good through the next year.
Yeah, I don’t know how to tell you this, Mr. President, but it’s not just the sofa. You also shouldn’t sit on the desk, that rug, any of the chairs, the counter in the Executive Bathroom, that horse statue, the bowl of fruit, or Allen Greenspan.
Bill was very inventive, and very thorough…
And you know because …
Hey, man, I just know stuff, OK?
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Just sayin’.
Huh. apparently you can’t do funny eyes here…
Actually, you can.
Click my name for a link to WordPress smilies.
I’ll rephrase.
You can’t do funny eyes like I usually do funny eyes.
Bother.
You have to use characters in the middle.
>_<
And for Crissakes don’t smoke ANYTHING in the Humidor…
Hmmm…I might be tempted to re-roll the ones that are green in the middle…
Fire kills germs right?
But the flavour? and by now it’s the fungus spores that could be the issue…
It would be more hygienic opening a sealed Egyptian tomb and breathing deeply…
Hahaha.
Oh the crazy mummy fumes….
Meh, he’s just another politician. Too bad more then 50% of blacks don’t realize it, and too bad more then half the whites didn’t either.
yes. you are correct… the president is a politician. not really sure what your point was besides that…
Let me try to explain:
In the US folk lore has it that anybody who works for a modest salary in an elected office is immediately considered a cook, thief, kitten blood drinker or worse. Anybody who works for an obscenely large salary in a private company by default is the poor underdog who is constantly harassed by a government hell-bent on preventing him from turning stones into bread.
Interestingly in Europe anybody too lazy or stupid to get a well paying job in a private company and thus resorts becoming an officially sanctioned bully so he can rob the public coffers to his benefit is a hero, whereas poor businessmen who work their arses off so that ungrateful employees can loot their company are considered the absolute evil.
Of course I may have mixed up some of the points.
No, there are a good few in Europe who subscribe to the view that you
claim to be US only. I’ve never met anyone, either here, or on the
continent, that thinks their govt is there to do much more than drive
them into the ground with petty fogging regulations… there again, I
don’t know many people who think that, when push comes to shove
their employer is doing anything out of largesse either… we generally
know that, if we resign, 99 times out a hundred they’ll all but spit and call
you ‘Judas!’ while, if their bottom line looks like it won’t reflect year on
year growth, they’ll sell your sorry arse to the highest bidder for glue
and parchment or simply throw it out with the line ‘It’s nothing personal, just business’… A pox on the rotten lot of them…
I did not mean this to be precise and abstracted from the fact that generally anybody other than oneself is evil, stupid and greedy.
That’s okay. We forgive you.
Thanks, weekend saved…
I know I’m evil and greedy, and probably stupid enough to get caught being evil and greedy if I’d ever gone for power and got it. My belief that anyone who wants power is emotionally unsuited to having it extends to me…
And me
And especially me
And definitely him. The jerk… *kicks his own *ss and falls down stairs*
Man has to know his limitations… I know mine, and my price…
not all of us are cincinnatus…
And some of us can use Germanic Capitalisation too..
but a Classical Education… I’m impressed…
I’d not presume to make that equation of myself… I know I’d not walk away
“if their bottom line looks like it won’t reflect year on
year growth, they’ll sell your sorry arse to the highest bidder for glue
and parchment or simply throw it out with the line ‘It’s nothing personal, just business’… A pox on the rotten lot of them…”
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In support of the abovelisted, I quote two headlnes verbatim from the Huffington Post:
1. “Economy shrinks 3.8%… Worst showing since 1982″
2. “Exxon Mobil reports record $45.2 billion profit”
Nice, huh?
“their govt is there to do much more than drive
them into the ground with petty fogging regulations…”
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[whiny sarcastic voice]
“I can’t beat my employees! I can’t dump cancer causing chemicals into the environment! I can’t buy a Lear jet with the bailout money! Well, why don’t I just lay down and DIE???”
ORLY? Source?
That’s what she said.
Oh… now I see… yeah weekend.
A cook?
Hmmm…..
Do you have a sauce for that?
I’m sure IPG’ll get it sauteed out eventually.
well he shows integrety, thats more than many can say for themselves
A racist penguin says what? By the way: THAN not THEN…”more than 50%” and “more than half” is the same thing…and most people in Government positions ARE POLITICIANS…please stay off the crystal meth befor posting…thank you.
*before* *blush*
*takes away MG’s crystal meth*
*takes away rhorho’s crystal chandelier*
*takes away diss’s cousin Crystal*
*takes away Kuro’s Crysatl Gayle CD*
*Make that Crystal Gayle CD*
*Checks into rehab*
“installs sparkly disco ball in ceiling, just because*
*checks out of rehab, goes to disco*
*Starts drinking KRYSTAL*
*discos in a dress with sparkly crystals all over it*
*Gives Kuro a mystical crystal necklace whyle we dance*
*watches my cat chase the light reflecting off Tessie’s disco ball and Kuro’s dress*
*feeds CW’s cat sparkly catnip*
*puts crystals in the kitty water*
*goes and gets chili-cheese fries at Krystal*
Sparkly dresses and slut dancing for all!!
*shows video of Kuro and diss slut dancing on a liquid crystal display monitor*
*wonders how one can drink a bunch of tiny burgers – use a blender?*
Thanks for the intervention, Rho…I feel much better now…can I have my bong back?
Uh…
It’s at the… cleaners.
Yeah, that’s it! Cleaners!
What?
She’d been brewing again?
It’s been a long month…bills to pay…hungry mouths to feed…
and the soil decon from the previous batch cost a pretty penny too, I bet…
Not to mention the Trailer Park I blew up…
We don’t talk about that…
BTW, which MG was you, above?
I’m starting to get paranoid…is that the Meth talking?…I’ve been namejacked like twice over the past two weeks that I know of…
No you haven’t, whiner
Yes I have
Yes I haven’t!
*checks back into rehab for paranoia*
Quit talking to myself, dammit!
*checks back into mental hospital for multiple personality disorder*
*wrestles cooking spoon away from MG’s
Republican personality*
I love your arbitrary 50% statistic. The word “half” would have gotten the point across without making it so obvious that you’re just spewing forth whatever comes into your head.
“Meh, he’s just another politician. Too bad more then 50% of blacks don’t realize it, and too bad more then half the whites didn’t either.”
Because John McCain isn’t?
Didn’t put much thought into your post, huh?
further proof that blow job jokes will never go out of style…
As a rabid leftie, I support this lol.
Lol. Clinton’s a horndog.
As another leftie…I agree!
Favorited!
And this is why I can never be elected.
i thought that was how clinton got elected…
No, that’s how Clinton got erected…
No, You can get elected, DWN, just make sure all of your interns don’t have a gag-reflex!
Lynn will help me screen for that. Such a great girl.
@ubr: If that was the case, I would already be in office and addressing you from a spiffy-er computer.
Just make sure you get her Blue Dress properly drycleaned!!!
Lynn doesn’t spit or let any get away. Her motto is that she did the work, she wants the prize. Does my ego good in ways I can’t properly describe.
She’s a keeper, that one…
Kept her for 9 years so far and she plans to stay for the long haul. She’s been sick though and I think I caught her cold now. Least she’s feeling better, cuz she was miserable the last few days. /tangent
*brews up special cold-killing tea for Mrs. DeathWyrmNexus*
*Gives tea to the whole Nexus family*
Mmmm, tea…
*warm blankeys for the Nexi*
*snuggles down and passes out*
*cowers in corner from namejackers*
*covers MG with a secret namejacker-proof blanket*
*drags MG into cover despite risk of illness to give cuddles and comfort*
*whips out a flamethrower and toasts marshmallows for s’mores*
*steals toasted marshmallow* Yoink!
*patches 2nd degree burns on Kuro’s fingers*
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again–you two are kind of adorable. :heart:
Ya, I tend to get a bit sappy when I talk about her. She makes me happy.
*awwwws*
That’s so sweet!
*gets diabetes and teeth rot out*
*dies*
*grabs paddles again*
They’re going down like flies! CLEAR!
*shocks mothergoose*
You’re not going towards the light MG! Not on my watch!
MG’s going down? On whom?
Oh wait, death… Not… oral sex… Damn…
On a bright note, I hear the oral sex is better with the teeth gone
Oh crap! I just realized I didn’t change out of MG name when I was teasing her!
Sorry, mothergoose! Seriously!
You terrible person! NOW WE ALL KNOW
I really am sorry. I didn’t mean to make her have her teeth rot out, get diabetes and die.
And now, a reposting for all to enjoy. Gotta do it, ubr and dissmil!
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Birthday Reminder:
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This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 34. Can you believe it?
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It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.
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They grow up so fast.. don’t they?
The crawling and everything in the mouth sounded like my infant son then it juxaposed to Monica’s actions and I required brain bleach. And surgery… And brain bleach dispenser installed by surgery…
*dies*
*grabs paddles*
CLEAR!!!
*shocks DWN*
Come back dammit!
Stand back! This is a job for MEE!
Alright, this thread is semen a little seedy.
Or is it jism me?
*is brought back by mouth to wang resusitation. (sp?)*
Is that what they’re calling it these days?
Oddly enough, they are guaranteed to knock me out unless I am already tired as hell.
*aren’t… Stupid typing fail. Ugh.
I was trying to figure that out as what I was getting was they knock you out normally, but if you’re really tired they wake you up. Which would be odd.
I’ve had them perk me back up when I am a bit tired but then again, I am odd so what can ya do? *shrugs* Usually they make for a nice night cap when I can’t sleep though.
Um, you’re not actually supposed to blow air into it … *eeks*
Blow job … you’re doing it … weird?
Resuscitation. (In Soviet Russia, wang comments get
grammar nazi replies).
It was a solicited correction and thus much appreciated, hence the (sp?) after it.
I appreciate the approbation and approve of your
apparently appropriate approach.
And you get humped!
*humps pittypat*
Q. How do you stop a dog who’s humping
your leg?
A. Whack him off.
*stops humping*
Good point.
Barack Osama LOLOLO Obama Bin Laden LOLOLO – WIN!!!
*Gets troll stick*
no, his brains are already scrambled, he can’t spell “lololol” right
I was thinking all the more reason to put him out of his misery…
why?
You could put him out of our misery
Unc, are you sensing a trend…AF…AL…?
Naw, AL’s much sillier, cheerier, more annoying and more or less bearable (doesn’t seem to take themselves too seriously)…
Ack!
AF… AL…. AC????
Am I next in line to catch the troll virus?
Oh jings…
*shoots self*
Noes!! She’s too young!
*patches AC’s head back together with Scotch tape*
*uses Wow’s defibrillator to shock AC back to life*
Inject her with this glowing green goo… she’ll be fine…
“Zydrate comes in a little glass vial, a little glass vial, a little glass vial…”
(Oh wait, that’s blue…)
*cue dancing zombies*
Next to become a troll? WAAAYY tooo late!!!!!! You are a troll, girl!!!
Hi AF
AC wants me, badly. But badly is the only way I know.
sock!
Help ! I’m a whiney little troll and people are mean to me when I’m rude and nasty!
And it’s my BIRTHDAY! WAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
And AF scores another hit for the Veterans of America…
Stupid AF -my birthday was Thursday….
Can’t even namejack properly…..
He’s tired… he must have been up all night rolling winos for their booze
Actually, it’s almost impossible to interact with that sort of troll, since it says nothing and goes for being irritating. It could easily be AF, realising that he’s saying too much in his single crap bomb that he was reduced to before being taken apart. Never presuppose that the ‘cheerful’ demeanour is anything more than a mask for suppurating loathing and boiling anger… which is what troll is trying to spread. It could be any number of trolls we’ve had aroundt he past week or so. Havign said all the above, it’s could well Annee451 or
whatever the name of that Poe’s law incarnation was. AF was a little old to get childish and irritating that well and that easily. Annee451 was, at best guess below 25… or so neotenous as to be dysfunctional in public, or maybe married to someone she calls ‘Daddy’ in public (they ALWAYS make my skin crawl)
I would posit a defense on behalf of my fellow kinksters but the public part galls me a bit too. I try to keep my kink at home…
Oh lord, speaking of public, there’s a link I need to send you when I get home, DWN. The site’s blocked here at school.
I shall look forward to it.
What people do in private is not my business… when it’s ‘*pout* I know it’s expensive daddy, but baby want the lobster *flickers eyelashes that put Janice the Muppet to shame*’ at the next table… well, lets just say they should be glad I’m not the Blue Raja…
Agreed, that type needs to die a flaming death!!! As for Ann Coulter..er..Anal069…er..Anniee…or whatever she calls herself…i don’t know if she could be our new troll…
I wouldn’t go to flaming death but it is very obnoxious. The community I am with tends to be very discrete sine it is technically a consent issue. Those around the Daddy players in UF’s example did not get the consent of those around them to be part of their scene. So they are breaking one of the basic rules of consent. “Only those who want to be part of the scene are part of the scene.”
Death by chilled spoon was my choice…:evil:
Don’t kill them, they won’t learn nothing…
Can I just remove an eye from one as an object lesson?
Ya, that would annoy me to no end for reasons described in response below.
… Above… Realization of nesting position fail on me.
Hmmm… don’t recall an obscenely horrible trolls that was a kind of pidgin Lolspeaker… They could be drunk tho…
Patterns change, but the underlying signature doesn’t…
Four letters to consider…HHNF
Already considered…I’ve not noticed her make any specific political comments.
She’s a poseur, not a troll…
So there’s a distinction…that narrows it down some…
Actually, of late HHNF has avoided political ‘Lols’ all together of late, and when she did comment, it was seldom about the politics.
i was reading over on roflrazzi or TLL and she put up another photo of herself to prove just how “cute” she was. i shook my head and just moved on to another LOL. such a narcissist.
I don’t care how ‘cute’ she is… I’d not shag crazy…
Oh shut up, of course you would.
Just not stupid, tedious, and crazy.
“just not stupid, tedious, and crazy.”
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at least not without a gag.
*snickers evilly*
Reminds me of something remarkably catty I said last week about an overly talkative woman I was annoyed with at the time.
You really don’t get Fester, do you? There’s a trick to being the kind oif arse I am and living this long.
*starts to get Fester*
Somebody ALWAYS pays for your education… I tend to let other people do it for me…
I think I got accused of being HHNF over on RoflRazzi -certainly I was called a “well-known troll over on PK” and beaten with a troll stick…
I saw that…rude bastards, aren’t they?
LOL, figures I missed it…
@Diss: a load of them seemed alright the other day so I went back over, what you say is definitely true for an individual named “Astroboy”…..
Gah!
RoflRazzi is mostly dull… not as dull as nostalgia, but close
I find random motes of amusement but not much.
Yes, I tend to check it out when it gets slow over here.
Ditto for me.
“I’d not shag crazy…”
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“Crazy” is hawt for about ten minutes somewhere around one’s nineteenth birthday. After you’ve lived through it once (assuming you do), it’s like slamming your hand in a car door — once is enough to learn your lesson.
Uhhhmmm. AC — Astroboy has a new troll. Its name is Noob, and its friend is Jacko. It plans to be a little bit BUSY for awhile …. busy is productive, and busy can be fun.
Tee. Hee.
Now, now. Just keep your nasty little troll self here. AC is a big enough troll herself.
(whiney little b…..)
sock
The Faux Seth is probably AF…
Sig is complete. No content, and just being nasty to young people is right up his alley.
As an addendum, the general time stamps are about right for an AF crap bombing…
And I should know, since I’m a fraud!!!
… or a sock….
If PK had the little faces for people, we wouldn’t have all that…
And again AF thinks he’s Professor Moriarty…
You make those dead guys proud, y’hear?
meanwhile, on topic
Not even then… Far too much hassle.
Wait, no… That last really was me… I thought he’d made a sock of you since he had no link and called you a fraud…. So it was you?
We cross posted… the Fraud one is AF simply proving that respect is earned not given… I wasn’t calling you anything
Please do carry on impersonating Fester with one hand whilst you wank with the other. Perhaps you’ll get your keyboard too sticky to function, if we’re lucky.
Gah! I’m so confuss-ed…
It doesn’t help that we’re below nesting level…
Shut up Fester.
Thanks AF
I know you want me…
Oh.
I see now, it’s all so clear. How could I have failed to ever realize that ‘Obama’ and ‘Osama’ are only one letter apart? Clearly, your brilliance has enlightened me. They are obviously the same person, heck-bent on an agenda of terrorism, domination, and universal health care without regard for petty human needs and cares. WE ARE ALL SUCH MAD, MAD FOOLS!
Good sir, I am chastened by your rapier-like wit, and humbled by the eloquent expressions of your intellect.
Take me now, you masterful beast of a man.
But have you heard about Santa and Satan?
That’s Satan Claws!!!
Yeah, I had to stop being a Satanist because I developed a reindeer allergy.
have you heard about Santa and Satan
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You never see them together at the same time… and they both wear a red suit. Coincidence? I think not.
You just blew my mind!
plus if you rearrange the letters in santa, you can spell satan
why ppl get angry when i call their president Osama? ;(
*General Announcement*
PLEASE IGNORE ANY FURTHER RAMBLINGS OF THIS IDIOT
*General Announcement*
To the idiot who hijacked my name above…Do you mean we should ignore YOUR ramblings, or Al’s ramblings?
both.
FUU!
Al, do mommy and daddy know you are playing with their internet machine again?
teh internets is for porn, so sure!
“Good sir, I am chastened by your rapier-like wit, and humbled by the eloquent expressions of your intellect.”
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don’t forget his overuse of the letters L and O. that was quite magnificent usage of two fingers… whereas i can only find a use for one right now…
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I raise my Diet Mountain Dew in honor of your keyboard artistry, ubr!
I now have to clean my computer screen, keyboard and desk of the diet coke spew…Chrikey, my nose burns… UBR MIDDLE FINGER FTW!!!!!!!
I think I have Mt. Dew in my nose…Ouch!
Nice digit!
There’s better ways to intake that fluid…
Now his butt hurts. Good going DWN.
for me it looks like hand of penis :O Or penis of hand (with ballz)
If that’s what your genitals look like, I think we’ve established why you’re trolling on the Internet…
i trol cuz i LOL, i LOL cuz i troll, so simple and genius is it!
Please, PLEASE stop saying that. I think I’m going into some strange new state of insanity reading your immature and rather retarded posts. *eye twitches*
eye twitches? *masturbates*
Yours in support.
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oh ninja with 2 trowing stars? I like ninjas FTW!!!
I like Paul Lynde to block…
I should save this too.
I might have to save that one…
I did the same and passed it along to my boss already!!!
Yes…I copied and saved it myself.
i cannot take full credit for said phalanges…
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just google middle finger ascii…
Either way, you brought it here so you get partial credit.
woohoo i got partial credit!
reminds me of turning in essays late in school…
Crap… Now I am reminded… Stupid essays, always bringing out my verbose nature in a time constrained test…
MMMmmm, that’s some good snark!
*revels*
‘heck-bent”
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I heart this.
On the bed
On the floor
On a towel by the door
In the tub
In the car
Up against the mini-bar
Bill Clinton and Matt Damon?
Yeah, I’ll never watch “Dogma” the same way again…
I now need a brain plunger to get the image of Clinton and Jay yaoi out of my head… Luckily Matt Damon is just a null signal so I was immune but my brain wandered elsewhere and now I need that stupid plunger!!!!
*twitches*
*hands DWN brain plunger and xanax*
*is grateful and uses them*
I’m a twit brained troll and I am so coked out that my farts smell like saffron!
u just a 2$ cheap clone of me, STFU and GTFO!!!
But sorry if u my fan, just change ur name to Al’s fan111 or Al’s SextoyNumber111, meet ur choise
Sorry, I’m never the fan of those beneath me.
I will now go down on myself!!!
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Ho crap, I’m lost! Where is it!!!?
*watches to mirror, masturbates*
Yet again, Barack demonstrates the proper technique for ginger application.
*link*
LOL, nice.
Some of ya’ll are more disgusting, than what she just said!!!
Oh aye…
And due to PK’s nesting, your post lacks proper context…
I think the context was just the page in general…
Depends on your mileage really…
What?
I’m flattered you noticed…
Nice job, LOL LMFAO, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
But seirously that is one of the best pictures if have seen
LOLOLOLOLO – what? What so fun in it? Are you all having a boner seeng old bitch Clinton? God…
*masturbates*