Comments on: Who would cross the Bridge of Death

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:27:27 +0000

What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
Is that an African or a European Swallow?
I don’t know thaaaaa…….!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:25:30 +0000

That’s true, but, other than Southern Lebanon and Gaza, don’t the Arabs and Israeliis normally give their wars in uninhabited deserts, which makes your chances of doing rape, pillage and plunder rather low anyway?

By: lako

lako — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:12:32 +0000

actually most probably nothing happened to her. the ratio of dead civilians vs. armed people in israel’s wars and operations is the lowest in the world. and also, there is no known phenomenon of raping or sexually assaulting by israeli soldiers. epic fail for you, sharkswin.

By: SharksWin

SharksWin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:11:34 +0000

Epic fail to all the previous commenters on seeing the flag shes holding. Only half fail to Mike for pointing the piece of shit Israeli soldiers who undoubtedly raped then killed her after this photo

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:28:17 +0000

They look like Israeli soldiers, I could tell by the uniform and helmets and other equipment.
That and only our guys could get to such a situation. Encountering civilians that is, and not dead ones…

By: Ancientheart

Ancientheart — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:41:06 +0000

Of course not! They could be carried.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:56:44 +0000

obviously hasn’t been around that long.
.
That seems like a good theory.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:37:28 +0000

It’s OK…that guy seemed a little dim. It is funny. What I found funny was that he seemed to think that the majority on here watched FOX News…obviously hasn’t been around that long.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:34:13 +0000

And blow mine enemy to tiny bits!

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:33:37 +0000

Awww…I kinda liked it…

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:28:16 +0000

What about African Sparrows?

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:22:05 +0000

Five is Right Out!

By: Smalls

Smalls — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 21:20:07 +0000

3, sir.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:46:08 +0000

As a matter of fact, I rarely watch news. They are far too brief for my taste, for the most part.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:48:32 +0000

I keep expecting to see the anchors from Family Guy. Or I’m waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and tell us we’ve been being punk’d for however long now.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:45:37 +0000

I must agree, even though it might kill me.
*falls over and dies*

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:18:29 +0000

Watching Fox isn’t watching news…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:52:58 +0000

Hint: PK is on the internet, so not all posts are from the U.S.

By: Cerb

Cerb — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:48:15 +0000

You probably didn’t watch any news at all

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:53:39 +0000

Anything that can make me laugh before 9am GMT on a Saturday is funny.

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:09:01 +0000

It’s…

“What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”, not sparrow.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:34:20 +0000

Nah, just about the time when you start needing to handle your thoughts about the war. Some of us find that humour is a good way to handle it. And the caption doesn’t really make very direct fun of war, as I read it.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:31:36 +0000

If you also are that age and still haven’t realised that different people have very different ways of handling uncomfortable experiences (including things you hear about on the news), one common way being humour, you should probably stop watching any news at all and start to get to know some real-life people instead.
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I thought it was funny. I’ve never watched Fox. OMG how can it be!?!?!?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:23:29 +0000

don´t forget the coconuts

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:22:28 +0000

and he, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it!

By: Cerb

Cerb — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:21:11 +0000

Really just inappropriate and not funny at all this one tbh. If you think it is funny and and is old enough to remember Monthy Python go watch some real news and not just Fox.

By: AC

AC — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:52:33 +0000

Tooooooo Sooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1

By: Kennet Hansen

Kennet Hansen — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:47:39 +0000

I dunno, but war is NOT that funny.. yeah some but too early, boy, way too early.

By: Justagirl

Justagirl — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:40:02 +0000

way to completely kill the humor.

Why must people like you insist on over-analyzing shit? At least do it quietly.

By: Old man from scene 24

Old man from scene 24 — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:27:00 +0000

WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

By: NinjaPacman

NinjaPacman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:40:12 +0000

LOLWIN!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:59:10 +0000

Loppest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade at thine enemy!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:57:44 +0000

It looks as though you’ve slain the humor. That’s my job! Bring out….the comfy chair!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:55:50 +0000

Oh, no, it’s Uncle Fester! Bring out……the comfy chair!!!!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:59:58 +0000

Oh. Humor fail on me, then. Missed it.

By: Esa

Esa — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:01:53 +0000

I believe it is a reference to the counting fail in Holy Grail.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:31:00 +0000

I can’t figure out if that’s a subtraction fail, a counting fail, or a typo…

By: Blarg

Blarg — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:27:40 +0000

At least we have 5 soldiers there so that if one gets thrown over the edge, there will still be 2 left.

By: Blarg

Blarg — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:24:02 +0000

That is so incredibly morbid.

And so incredibly funny.

By: astroboy

astroboy — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:23:02 +0000

Wasn’t that a quote from Biggus Dickus?

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:45:32 +0000

ROMANI ITE DOMUS

By: Flah

Flah — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:17:58 +0000

Yes, the blow up so quickly, don’t they?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:14:00 +0000

awesome!

BRING ON THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!

By: Risskia

Risskia — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:02:55 +0000

Over…analysis…killing..humour…cannot….go on!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:21:38 +0000

That never struck me as funny, since, in a way they do migrate… they float from island to island following currents that will tned to make the local climate thive…

It’s pretty passive, since it’s plant life, but Spiders do the same thing… Arse in the air, squirt of webbing into a breeze of the right temp and humidity and they’re offf.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:19:08 +0000

mothergoose I like you more and more every day!

By: Gr3y

Gr3y — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:59:46 +0000

It’s not a question of where he grips it, it’s a question of weight ratio!!!

By: truthtold

truthtold — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:58:16 +0000

Could be, suicide bombers are getting younger and younger these days…

By: Nick R. Bocker

Nick R. Bocker — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:33:59 +0000

or in 1…2…5!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:19:31 +0000

Toddler? who can say in the insanity that passes for ‘normal’ on our demon haunted globe…