Who would cross the Bridge of Death

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see
Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: morganmce



I thought someone instituted a Python ban a few posts back …
Indeed… There’s only so much quoting of the same lines that can be done tho….
Cue deja vu in 3…2…1…
or in 1…2…5!
3, sir.
Five is Right Out!
Nobody expects a Python ban…
Unless you live in government apartment housing and want to protect the safety of your children and small pets.
*cough *ghetto on cops* cough*
That’s probably my favourite sketch…
Had to go look that one up.
Spanish Inquisition, what what?
Dude, its from the Holy Grail
Yes, I am aware of the source of the caption.
I was responding to UF and AC, and the “Nobody expects….”
It’s called “nesting.”
Indeedelydeed.
Damn, clicked add instead of finishing writing. :p Oh well. I was going to do some travesty of the lovely counting problems dear Cardinal Ximénez had. Instead I’ll just admit I’ve botched it all and succumb to the torture. Oh, no, not the comfy chair…
I thought you’d had a touch of the Flanders!
Nedward has a tendency to affect my language, alas. :/ It’s a sad disease of the mind.
Yellowbeard reference, FTW!
Oh, no, it’s Uncle Fester! Bring out……the comfy chair!!!!
What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
Is that an African or a European Swallow?
I don’t know thaaaaa…….!
Um . . . So where’s the bridge?
Some one blew it out, then they shot her.
Amen.
She probably blew it up.
She’s still standing there, so it probably wasn’t her…
Her brother?
Toddler? who can say in the insanity that passes for ‘normal’ on our demon haunted globe…
Could be, suicide bombers are getting younger and younger these days…
Yes, the blow up so quickly, don’t they?
That is so incredibly morbid.
And so incredibly funny.
Anything that can make me laugh before 9am GMT on a Saturday is funny.
I must agree, even though it might kill me.
*falls over and dies*
It’s an Indiana Jones leap of faith bridge… It’s there, just hidden.
Probably by smoke…
Now to deduce the type of smoke…
*puts down bong*
*cough*
What?!
I’ll take a hit of that good goose! *repacks bowl*
Precisely… Dude.
mothergoose I like you more and more every day!
She turned it into a newt!
Isn’t it supposed to get better soon?
It looks as if she’s slain the rabbit!
You manky Scots git!!! Got me so worked up I soiled my armor!!!
“Your armor was already soiled when you got here!”
HEY! Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!
It’s not a question of where he grips it, it’s a question of weight ratio!!!
What about African Sparrows?
That never struck me as funny, since, in a way they do migrate… they float from island to island following currents that will tned to make the local climate thive…
It’s pretty passive, since it’s plant life, but Spiders do the same thing… Arse in the air, squirt of webbing into a breeze of the right temp and humidity and they’re offf.
Over…analysis…killing..humour…cannot….go on!
It looks as though you’ve slain the humor. That’s my job! Bring out….the comfy chair!
way to completely kill the humor.
Why must people like you insist on over-analyzing shit? At least do it quietly.
Of course not! They could be carried.
My stab at this pic behind my name…[link]
Just a spoonful of fundamentalism makes the jihad go down. Jihad go down… Jihad go down…
Damn… Note to self. Be more clever…
Awww…I kinda liked it…
I like that better. Suppose she’s singing A Spoonful of Sugar?
Posting lag…this time my posting was retarded.
Lol! Now THAT’s funny! My daughter (healed foot and all) is in their class play…you guesssed it…Mary Poppins!!!!
“What is your quest?”
“To stop the terrorists”
“What is you favorite color?”
“Blue. No yello- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!”
lol, “what is the air speed velocity of a Sparrow?”
” North American or African?”
“Well, how the he…. AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!”
African or European, darlin’.
You have to know these things when you’r a king you know
don´t forget the coconuts
It’s…
“What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”, not sparrow.
Bad-ass. A Python ban would be flat-out wrong.
Totally.
And LOL!
Ha Ha. I just love LOLMUSLIMS.
eeewww, that’s a mean one
awesome!
BRING ON THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!
Loppest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade at thine enemy!
and he, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it!
And blow mine enemy to tiny bits!
ROMANI ITE DOMUS
Wasn’t that a quote from Biggus Dickus?
At least we have 5 soldiers there so that if one gets thrown over the edge, there will still be 2 left.
I can’t figure out if that’s a subtraction fail, a counting fail, or a typo…
I believe it is a reference to the counting fail in Holy Grail.
Oh. Humor fail on me, then. Missed it.
LOLWIN!
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow
I dunno, but war is NOT that funny.. yeah some but too early, boy, way too early.
Tooooooo Sooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1
Nah, just about the time when you start needing to handle your thoughts about the war. Some of us find that humour is a good way to handle it. And the caption doesn’t really make very direct fun of war, as I read it.
Really just inappropriate and not funny at all this one tbh. If you think it is funny and and is old enough to remember Monthy Python go watch some real news and not just Fox.
If you also are that age and still haven’t realised that different people have very different ways of handling uncomfortable experiences (including things you hear about on the news), one common way being humour, you should probably stop watching any news at all and start to get to know some real-life people instead.
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I thought it was funny. I’ve never watched Fox. OMG how can it be!?!?!?
You probably didn’t watch any news at all
Hint: PK is on the internet, so not all posts are from the U.S.
Watching Fox isn’t watching news…
I keep expecting to see the anchors from Family Guy. Or I’m waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and tell us we’ve been being punk’d for however long now.
As a matter of fact, I rarely watch news. They are far too brief for my taste, for the most part.
It’s OK…that guy seemed a little dim. It is funny. What I found funny was that he seemed to think that the majority on here watched FOX News…obviously hasn’t been around that long.
obviously hasn’t been around that long.
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That seems like a good theory.
They look like Israeli soldiers, I could tell by the uniform and helmets and other equipment.
That and only our guys could get to such a situation. Encountering civilians that is, and not dead ones…
Epic fail to all the previous commenters on seeing the flag shes holding. Only half fail to Mike for pointing the piece of shit Israeli soldiers who undoubtedly raped then killed her after this photo
actually most probably nothing happened to her. the ratio of dead civilians vs. armed people in israel’s wars and operations is the lowest in the world. and also, there is no known phenomenon of raping or sexually assaulting by israeli soldiers. epic fail for you, sharkswin.
That’s true, but, other than Southern Lebanon and Gaza, don’t the Arabs and Israeliis normally give their wars in uninhabited deserts, which makes your chances of doing rape, pillage and plunder rather low anyway?