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Fantastic
Dear Funny, we welcome you back to Pundit Kitchen.
AMEN!
Where?!? Show me? I’ve been looking all over for the funny. Where did you hide it?
Yay! A lol that made the corners of my mouth twitch in an upwards fashion! ;p
I need my daily whinge-fix! 
But …
When there is no -ism-based bashing/whinging/boohooing, what the HECK will these comments get frothy about?!
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Yeah, I’m not overly serious.
Oooh, I just came up with a solution to that:
Aaah! Oooh! This whole riot thing is just like when the Clintons thrashed the White House!
:p
Tooo sooon!!!!!1!1
Lol.
Excellently suitable followup. Thanks for brightening my day.
Hey! I think…I love you!
Please don’t.
*goes to therapy*
it’s cool, I love the ladies anyhoo
Is that what your husband/boyfriend says?
Wait … I thought HHNF was a woman?!?!
Straight yesterday, gay today, bisexual tomorrow.
She’s whatever fits the point she wants to make, but
we’re too slow to catch that and the rest of her lies.
She’s just a loser troll, and a dull one at that.
You really are a dipstick. I’ve been bi since I was 14. For someone that obsesses over me so much, you sure don’t know much. my husband’s the only guy I’ve ever had any real attraction to…although sometimes I wonder why…after curry and such.
Ok, so did you become bi before or after you had the kid? Before or after you served in the military at a too-young age? Before or after you married your boyfriend? Before or after your co-workers decided to build a shrine to your greatness, all documented on your Myspace page?
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Or was it after you realized that you need a pat story to fit the thread and hijack it to make you the center of attention?
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Geez. Get a life. And when you do, no one here wants to hear about all of your personal details again. This isn’t a pick-up bar, Dahlink.
froo, i love you. summed it up perfectly.
Hint: Nobody cares.
We are here to discuss news and politics, and
have some fun along the way. We occasionally
relate a personal detail or story here and there,
but nobody here is interested in biographies,
especially when the biographical facts shift to fit
whatever occasion presents itself.
You seem desperate to draw attention to your-
self. This format is not conducive to your needs.
No amount of personal attack against me and/or
others is going to change the fact that you’re
not contributing here.
Over time, you have developed a pattern of
posting pleasantly, then, for no evident reason,
post something ugly. When people object, you
fly off the handle, and make yourself look
foolish by trying to “prove” your righteousness,
and attack them personally for objecting to
your inflammatory statement(s).
Seth spent a lot of time with you, trying to get
you to see a better way to go about things
here. You didn’t listen. Everyone who saw
Seth’s posts to you then realizes that you’re
still hopeless, and that no more effort needs to
be wasted on you.
Why do you even try here? You don’t seem to
have any interest in politics or current events.
Go ahead and call me names if it makes you
feel better. After you’ve completed whatever
diatribe makes you happy, see how many
friends you make here, as a result.
Not a pickup bar?
Ruin all my fun, I was getting ready to put the moves on you Froo, since our political views are so closely aligned. *cough*sarcasm*cough*
And I dressed up and everything…
That would explain why I’ve been having to buy my own drinks. Oh, and why my co-workers look at me oddly when I start dancing.
Not a pickup bar?
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*dejectedly removes mirror disco ball from ceiling*
But disco balls make everything more fun!
@Steve: You really must have thought this
was a bar.
Froo’s post is up there. Quit calling me froo,
and give me back my beaded clutch purse.
*takes Steve’s keys and calls a cab for him*
I’m too nest to drunk properly!
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I was directing it at Froo, but it was nested under your thread. Froo and I would never work. Rho…you on the other hand, are cute as a button.
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*Puts drunken internet moves on Rhorho* Thanks for the cab!
*waits for cab outside with Steve*
*notices Steve flirting shamelessly
with parking meter*
*is relieved as cab pulls up*
*pours Steve into the back seat*
*pays the driver $500*
*points toward Amarillo, Texas*
*wakes up in Amarillo, smelling of pine tree*
*is relieved to see he didn’t have a 1 night stand with a parking meter*
Oh well, at least it’s warm here!
I’m surprised you didn’t ship me off to a different state!
*begins searching for a good BBQ joint!*
*gives up pining for Steve’s return*
*throws up red “EXPIRED” sign*
Steve, I point to James Carville and his wife as proof that we would never work
Ooh, sorry froo. I gave him directions to your
house. That was bad, huh?
how did you not notice you were bi until 14 years of your life
had passed. was it at fourteen when you sat up one morning
and said:
I think i like women too!
you could have even kept the whole thing yourself, seeing as
how NO one here cares.
Yet, in an amazing wad of hypocrisy, people keep posting to her. And keep posting to her. For all the not caring, people are doing an awful lot of it.
And after a fun bout of personal hypocrisy because I had taken great pains not to respond to her, I will go back to ignoring her and this constant situation of feeding the attention wh*re.
Thank you, Death. I keep letting her out without her muzzle on, and this is what happens.
and they do care, don’t they? to spend so many hours and days studying me and obsessing? Jeez, I feel like Britney Spears, everyone hating me, yet still spending all thier time talking and thinking about me.
…said HHNF to her naughty, naughty hands…
I bet the only way she gets off is by gently stroking her keyboard……’oh, YEAH bAby….thAT’s it….TALK QWErty to Me…..’
…says the unmarried loser with so few real friends that she must play yes-man to every big dog she meets online….I’ll be off with my hubby, have fun obsessing, wierdo.
…says the crazy narcissist who tries to
believe that everybody else is as stupid
and pathetic as she is.
BTW, Brain Trust, it’s spelled “weirdo.”
What the hell is a “Whinge”?
a bit like a whine….
…But a little more fun to say.
is it right or left whinge?
Picture is from the greek riots. The banner reads(inversed) “rocks ricochet too”
in protest to the “accidental” murder of a 15 year old by a cop whose 3 bullets “ricochated” on to the kid.
On topic though awesome lol.
*in his best Yosemite Sam voice*
DRAW YOU VARMINT!
*pulls cannon bigger than body out of invisible pocket*
Nyaaah….what’s up, Doc?
haha reminds me of who framed roger rabbit… or Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
“*in his best Yosemite Sam voice*
DRAW YOU VARMINT!”
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*painstakingly draws a picture of a gun*
How’s this?
It sucks. ):
*shoots you with it*
Pretty good!
*picks up a bucket of paint, splashes it on a cliff face, image of tunnel appears*
*escapes through the tunnel*
*Tessie hears the unmistakable sound of a train whistle coming from the tunnel*
*Tessie hears the unmistakable sound of a train whistle coming from the tunnel*
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True story: One of the job sites I was applying to had an open job for trainees for Locomotive Engineers. Now, is that cool, or is it not? I want the overalls, I want the hat, I want the gloves, I want to put on my tax return in the blank for occupation: “Locomotive Engineer”.
Yeah, then you could run down coyotes!
watch out, rhorho and froofrou will call you a liar, no matter what you do for a living. and if I were ever to be hit by a train, i would want it to be driven by you *gets all cheesy and emotional*
Fight the power, man! Right on!
Ooohh … another earworm!
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Public Enemy
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Right on, c’mon
What we got to say
Power to the people no delay
To make everybody see
In order to fight the powers that be
(Fight the Power)
Have you thought about seeing a doctor about all of those parasites you seem to have crawling around inside your head?
At least my voices don’t lay eggs. At least they tell me they don’t.
Sweater? Khakis? Scarf? Dude’s pretty GQ for raging against the machine.
Maybe that’s just how they roll in (supposed) Greece.
Rage Against the Machine … “Maggie’s Farm”
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I ain’t gonna work on maggie’s farm no more.
No, I ain’t gonna work on maggie’s farm no more
Well, I wake up in the morning
Fold my hands and pray for rain.
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin’ me insane
Dude!
I hate to play the “old guy educates dumb youngster” role, but that song predates RAtM by a few decades.
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when i throw molotov cocktails i make sure that i look my best because i know i’ll be on tv later… and if i’m really lucky i’ll make it onto a pk lol…
Highlight of my life. It is why I always look impeccable. Or might explain why I don’t look impeccable… Ever. Since I will never personally be seen on PK.
*looks under bed to make sure Murphy’s Law isn’t hiding there to get me for that.*
I assume you know the polystyrene/egg white trick…
Not yet but I am open to hearing about it.
If you add egg white, or melt polystyrene, into the petrol of the
molotov, then shake well before lighting and launching, the mix
sticks nearly as well as napalm… Great for dealing with noisy
neighbours, frat house parties, or people trying to shoot you
from concealment…
I’m told the egg version works best with about four whites to the
pint, but anything that foams should work. Don’t get yolk in,
since, like a meringue, it stops the foaming, and you need the
long protein chains forming…
*is learned and plots against neighbors*
I always considered the packing peanuts an integral part, hence “cocktail” and not “bottle o’ gas”… didn’t know about the egg whites. *scribbles in little beat-up notebook and sticks it back under the mattress*
Hey, wikipedia says you can add animals’ blood… definitely never heard that one.
“when i throw molotov cocktails i make sure that i look my best ”
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*mental picture of ubr in silk dressing gown and ascot, mixing up molotov cocktails in martini shaker*
Well, you know what they say about Greek style…he’s faaaaabulous.
He looks to me like he should be dancing to something. I suggest “Wild Wild West” by Escape Club…
Forty seven deadbeats
Living in the back street
North, East, West, South
All in the same house…
Ahhh great song. Haven’t thought about it in a while. Now it’s going to be in my head all day.
More will join him soon and they can all line dance together.
we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind… cuz your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine…
(i apologize if I don’t have it right word for word, it’s been a few years..)
Yeah, after thinking of it I had to download it. Brings back some fun memories!
Earworm! Hooray!
And FANTASTIC lol, btw. Two snaps up!
in Z Formation?
“Hated it!”
Thanks for the earworm. I’ll have to go back from break singing that around the kiddies:
“She’s so mean,
but I don’t care,
I love her eyes
and her wild, wild hair…”
Got the song in my head now too…luckily it was a good song! The video was stupid though. Remember the wierd legs without a body? Strange.
Ah, yes…gettin’ creative with mirrors.
Nah–Fred Eaglesmith’s “I got 7 shells in my six-gun”
Is that……JASON BIGGS?! lol
LOL it does look just like him!
TLL, here we come!
This is one of the best LoLs in weeks, why so few comments?
I’m agast.
Most comments in bad lols appear to be:
a) someone saying it sucks
b) long threads on politic and such
c) “firsts” that end up being 2nd or 4th
d) Rhyming threads
e) Music/song lyric threads
f) Trolls and call-outs of trolls
I think people are worn out from the last one. Shhh… let them sleep.
lol. yes, please… no more 750 comment lols…
They take forever to load on this computer at work when they get that big. Also, I think they switch advertising to something obnoxious requiring more scripts with flash because I always get messages about aborting scripts on the big comment threads.
true… i hit a bunch of those on the RUSH file…
Beatings should be issued.
And continued until morale improves.
“Beatings should be issued.”
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Or perhaps spankings.
I spank only those worth the palm print. Beatings for anybody else.
Glad to hear I’m not the only one…
We should have a support group… Or just babble about it here until we hit our post limit where we have to migrate elsewhere to avoid the stupid flash problems.
Solution = firefox with adblock plus. I see no ads….
really? i need to find this adblock plus…
I highly recommend it also. The longer threads still load somewhat slow, but you don’t have time to go start the kettle and make a ‘cuppa’!
Safari works pretty well too.
Complication = I can’t add programs at work.
Sucks to not have administrative rights on your computer, doesn’t it? Try bribing your IT guy.
I lack any kind of sway over that man… Double damn.
I am the IT guy
Eugh… I didn’t even bother reading that one.
Has there ever been a lol with 1000 comments or more, I wonder?
He’s actually giving cops the finger, greek-style. It’s a greek gesture that comprises of raising your hands above your head and then putting them down to your groin, showing your genitals. So, it mostly means “blow me” etc.
Us greeks have an expression that is roughly translated as “you’ll fart at my testicles” -an odd expression, which means that you can’t do shit to me —other than fart at my balls while i’m on top of you and pounding… Or whatever. So, that’s that!
Interesting — thanks for the info!
i fart in the general direction of your testicles!
Yes, that often happens during sex… or just under the belly button doggie style…
that was just that ONE TIME, and you promised you wouldn’t tell! That was our special moment, and btw, you said you were totally into it.
ew, and is it just me, or can you see total wang-thrusting action on his right pant-leg? *brainbleach*
… Well color me educated…
i shall have to use that in my next verbal onslaught… probably this weekend drunk as a skunk watching the super bowl…
You want your drinking football buddies to fart on your testes?
fart at my testicles… fart at.
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and when i’m as drunk as i hope to be… i think it’ll be a great way to start a fight… especially at the local pub…
i just had to explain to an office full of coworkers why I burst into violent laughter… hehe…fart at my testicles… BTW, did anyone notice it looks like he peed his pants?
I’m confused, you refer to watching the Superbowl and being at a local pub. What country are you in?
Am I the ONLY one who noticed his erection?
Yes, you were… now it’s the only thing anyone can see… well done
I totally noticed it. Either that or he’s going commando and doing a mean Elvis-pelvis thrust.
Pyow!
He’s actually showing his guts to the police. It’s a gesture commonly used by Greeks to express that they really don’t care about something or if it is against an other person (like here, against the police) that they are not scared to be harmed (commonly used with the expression -which is implied in such situations- “You will fart my guts”, haha I know it doesn’t make sense in english, but it’s really common by the Greek youth). Of course it’s not a “good manners” gesture
sorry, just saw it’s already mentioned!
funny picture make Fred laugh
What did Fred do to you???
You raped me with a dirty spork thats what!!!!
Oh yeah, Fred sorry