George..stop calling here.
George..stop calling here. Is your refrigerator running? **giggle**
(President Barack Obama)
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can …?
Could you page Mike Hunt for me?
Craven Morehead’s on the phone for him!
Heywood Djablomi’ is currently awaiting a conference call. . . . .
Dick Gozinya’s bringing the coffee and donuts.
Jaques Strap is holding on line 3…
I’ve got a Hugh Jass, would you like to take it or should I transfer voicemail?
Ben Dover said he’d be pleased to take it from whomever is calling.
Amanda Hugnkiss is on line one.. Do you need Amanda Hugnkiss?
Sure do, and Phil McCracken’s looking for her, too.
Oliver Klozoff left a voicemail fo Amada. Sharon Peters, however, is looking for Phil.
Neal and Bob are hanging out by the water cooler with Buster Hyman, and will head into the meeting when they see Mike Rotch.
Ivana Tinkle on the phone!!
Paging Richard Smoker!
Richard Head is calling, it sounds important.
A link to a fun source for crank calls.
I. P. Freely is on line two; should I place him on hold?
Could you page Dixie Recked for me?
Pizza delivery for I.C. Weiner..
Futurama FTW!
Is there a Ben Dover there? Ben Dover!
I’m looking for a Tess Tickle…
You summoned me?
Will you please page an Al Neverpai?
Bush wouldn’t waste his time…
Just out of my own curiosity, does Rafiq of the many have an evil twin/arch-nemesis called Rafiq of the few? And does he defeat him in a landslide in every election because nobody votes for Rafiq of the few except his mom and sister?
Is it filled with stinking kippers?
Have you found the prawns yet?
*laugh* This is a great one. It made my morning. Thanks!
Seconded. I giggled too.
Don’t smoke the cigars in the Humidor, Bill left them, nobody touches them .. . . . . ..
Your tasteless joke, it has a flavor…
and some venereal diseases…
BEST LOL EVER!!!!!
That’s so awesome!
ftw
What is that unfamiliar surface on the top of his desk where the stacks of paperwork should be…..
Why can’t my desk ever look like that?
Well, if it was your first day on the job, it might!
I feel like I’m doing ok if mine’s organized into piles and I can get to the keyboard.
i have to clean my desk off once a week or i start throwing things around the office..
Hmmm…. he’d better get a messier desk right quick or I might have to start believing all those righties who refer to him as the Messiah because quite frankly only a divine being can keep a desk THAT clean.
OR someone with a big staff!
(oops. unintended pun, for once!)
ROFL!
Well, Michelle did have an awfully satisfied look Wednesday morning.
Freshmanic humour – worse the sophomoric variety
Welcome, Dick Mussell! Glad you could join us!
Sorry for the puerile humor, though really, it is on icanhascheezeburger so really, what level where you reasonably expecting.
btw, it is from my experience those complaining most about these things usually have “1001 Dick Jokes” along with a bunch of Playboys (for the articles and jokes only, of course) sitting in their washroom.
First time i ever bought a playboy, the lady behind the convenience store counter decided to give me a hassle about it and make the joke about ‘Let me guess, you’re just buying for the articles, right?” at which point, i brought up the cover of the magazine (some actress or other, insanely hot and all that) and replied, Look at her, look at the woman on the cover, it could be weeks before i even notice that there are such things as articles in there..are you kidding?”…and you are absolutely correct, anyone who can’t handle puerile humor should look for their laughs elsewhere
I love you! I’m 23, and people are always rubbing it in that I look ’so young!’ The other day I bought a Cosmo while in line with my hubby, and the old bitch that checked me out *checked me out? hmm* said, “And I’ll bet you told him you’re a virgin.” I replied, “Well, I did, but he’s known I’m a freak since our wedding night two years ago.” Her. Jaw. Dropped. She muttered something about she was talking about something else, to which I replied, “Yeah, hopefully it was filing for unemployment’. She tried apologizing left and right but no apology was worth the look on her face.
I might have made a snide remark and pointed to a Cosmo. “Let me guess, women buy that because they hate themselves.”
Then again, I would have been buying a Penthouse instead of Playboy. I got bored of those when I was sixteen when my mom got me a subscription. I actually did end up reading it for the articles. Oddly enough, I need more than a woman laying around naked to get me going. Then again, I suppose the keyword is odd.
Rafiq
|| it is from my experience those complaining most about these things usually have “1001 Dick Jokes” along with a bunch of Playboys (for the articles and jokes only, of course) sitting in their washroom.||
Rafiq, how would you know? What’s in my washroom?…. Bzzzt! wrong
the thing i like about this one is that, in addition to being giggly funny, it is gentle with each of them, implying an nicely light-hearted “i’m out of there!” feel to gwb and a sort of “dam this is hard!” feeling to bho
At least Dubya is just being silly. Imagine what surprises Cheney could have for Biden? *shudder*
An exploding cigar is still a classic one…..
or the corpses of all the kittehs he consumed during the eight years he was Veep in one of Biden’s desk drawers.
I have yet to see one picture of that man where he doesn’t look like the Prince of Darkness.
holy shit that is FANTASTIC
I think that the best part of this picture is that Bush speaks in Comic Sans. There is no more fitting font to express whatever goes through that man’s head instead of thoughts.
hmmm, im lookin for a stew peedasso…have u seen him? he said i’d smell him around da chocolate factory, but so far all im smellin is BULLSHIT!