Never send a human to do a machine’s job.
Never send a human to do a machine’s job.
(Vladimir Putin)
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Retard!
*sprays lakak with pink glitter mace*
Ahhhh, I love the smell of mace in the morning.
YAY!! I loved this one!
Can anyone tell what is in the reflection of his glasses? To me, it looks like a printer on a small table…
…or maybe a trash-compacted storm trooper.
Maybe a storm compacted trash trooper?
A troop-compacted trash stormer?
Stormer-compacted troop trash?
A poop-compacted former actor, with a rash?
you mean the ugly gingery one from The Partridge Family?
you mean the ugly lush from “Prince of Tides?”
or do i mean the button-cute star of Paper Moon,
sailing over a crack cocaine sea with Michael Jackson?
Mickey Rourke?
Last time I saw a face like Rourke, the guy was about enter the last stages of Ebola, thus the tissue that was holding his face on to his skull was breaking down…
A medically trained friends of mine says that you can get the same effects if you have a ‘bad’ botulin treatment…
A storm drain with a pooper scooper
and the pooper scooper beams are gonna find me…
Well.. they all float down there anyways….
Thanks Pennywise. Down here we ALL float. *evil clown laughter*
Retrograde alien shift supervisor?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PK Is eating all my posts
I’ve seen Star Wars. There were no storm troopers in the trach compactor. If there were, they would have been eaten by the thing under the water.
LOL!! My conjecture had nothing to do with obeying the mandates of any
movie accuracy. It was just a guess about what Vlad was viewing. After
all, if I were concerned about accuracy, the Storm Troopers weren’t on
Earth, either.
touche
The storm trooper represents democracy in Russia and the garbage compactor represents Putin.
A paper, a cap on top of it, and… hmm… a gun in hand??
A cap gun and a hand holding a paper top?
i thought it was a toilet >.<
What a crap idea! Get your mind out of the…uh…well, you know!
Me too!
I thought it was Chinese Takeout.
A baseball cap on a sheet of paper? *shrugs* No idea..
And a mobile phone in his right hand…
He wants you to THINK it’s a printer, but it secretly transforms into a missile launch console/coffee dispenser combo. I believe it is new this year in the Sears Soviet edition.
YES! That must be it. Or maybe some kind of torture device.
Two baseball caps, a piece of paper and his hand taking a cool photo of himself with his cell phone to post on mybook and facespace.
I don’t get it. He looks cool though!
It’s a quote from the Matrix
Arnold called, he wants his caption and shades back
The Matrix… the King of the Elves wants his line back
The King? Elvis? Where???
LOL!
I always re-dub Hugo Weaving’s line in LoTR as : “Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Baggins”
Although, come to think of it, that may actually be the line!! silly me
Tell me, Mr. Baggins… what good is a ring.. when you no longer have any fingers?
*pulls out a LARGE knife*
It’s Agent Elrond!
*puts ring in pocketses*
Mmm… Power. Sexy, sexy power…
SCARY sexy power… and um.. sexy beast too, yes yes.
It’s really scary, but I think the man is beyond sexy. Is that weird?
Vlad is a sexy beast.
It’s the torso…
The one he has clenched in his left hand. The head that belongs to the torso, is, of course, on a spit over a fire pit….
Look at the reflection in his glasses.
That’s either shopped, or he took the picture himself.
Come to think of it, it does look like a camera…
I think he was taking it for his MySpace page.
At least he’s more creative than the fat girls who take pictures of themselves from above their heads…or the classic mirror shot (with flash).
you missed the ‘My Space Pout’ that seems to be de rigeur
I just puked a little in my mouth. Thanks. ):
And the fact that he doesn’t look half that bad. He’s in much better
shape than myspace girls.
In Soviet Russia, the Matrix has YOU!
Hmm…am I the only one seeing something wrong with this statement?
Matrix has you= normal
Red pill= only way to escape
Red= Communism
Matrix + Red Pill= Freedom + Truth
So *DOES NOT COMPUTE*
I’m pretty sure the hand in the reflection of the sunglasses is his own… Does that make him a camwhore? I think it does.
Is there a politician that isn’t a Narcissist?
Well I can think of some that *shouldn’t* be….. Putin not being one of those.
But, good point.
However, being a bit Narcissistic doesn’t automatically mean you’re snapping shots of yourself in your cool new shades with your itty bitty camera…. While making sure to pose just right so that it looks like you’re casually adjusting them.
Not that I’m saying this is a negative characteristic. I love a man with a healthy ego.
Badass. He has it.
Viva Vova.
I LOL’d. A lot. xD
Then I got scared…Putin seems too much like an Agent.
LOL just missing the hair
“I’m going to enjoy watching you die… Mister Anderson.”
Go figure that’s my last name too, I’m gonna run before the Agent at the top of the page finds me…
It’s a Lektor, you ignorant, clod-kicking hillbillies.
Bob? Is that you? Come on now, Mike, come out from under that sock and show your Anti Fester self, ol Beth ol pal.
Well, look. I’m not trying to be mean, but like, ya know? Jeez. It’s a Lektor! Jeez. Any dolt can see that. I mean, like, c’mon, now, ya know?
It kind of looks like a toilet in the left lens.
OMG! AGENTS!
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