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Truth is, I kinda envy Biden in that position… One of those looks like cookie dough ice cream.
Every administration needs high comedy…
Bush II, Clinton’s Willy, Potatoe Man, Reagan’s Costumes and Alien Invasion, Carter, Ford (Twice)… Hell, Washington probably had comic relief…
It’s Biden’s time…
and Potatoe is, of course, sic…
I heard John Adams was quite the screw up in his day too. Why else was he Washington’s VP
Jimmy Carter wasn’t particularly funny. Billy, though….
The Carter Clan was the comedy rich vein… but it would have been a bunch of monied rednecks of limited amusement… but from the president’s line… priceless…
Hey now, Jimmy Carter gave us Peanut Butter n Chocolate ice cream from Baskin Robbins….
The Onion was on it:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obamas_hillbilly_half_brother
Why is it Bidens Time hes the vice president…
Oh wait God forbid we make fun of a black person…
The humor here escapes me, but I guess as long as he has something in his mouth it’ll be more difficult to come up with another of his memorable quotes.
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That, or it’ll sound more like: “grrghll mrrph snrrrpy”
“grrghll mrrph snrrrpy”
Isn’t that a Cheney line?
Dunno – can you translate it?
Not a dialect I’m confident with… best I can do is ‘world domination’ and something about ‘the dark side of the force’ and ‘kill them all and eat their young’
I thought his line was:
{snarl} {snort} “shoot, shoot, kill”
It lacks something in the translation…
Ya, it’s more of a visual thing.
It involves dead babies…
and pitchforks
and nachos.
and glow-in-the-dark necklaces
Hmm, two people obviously unfamiliar with the ‘Dead Baby’ series of jokes.
Not too sure I should go into them here…
No, please continue.
Nah, I think we have more than a few new parents here who might take offense.
If you’re interested in these jokes, which were around when
I was a kid (they’re that old)
google: (“dead baby” pitchfork)
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I admit, some of them still make me laugh…
since scum is being nice… i’ll be the miscreant.
what’s the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
(you can move the dead babies with a pitchfork)
I had not heard that one. I just know two myself (now three) involving the difference between dead baby and a cheeseburger and how you get a thousand dead babies into and out of a car…
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
It was nailed to the 1st monkey.
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree
Peer pressure.
Ahhh, stoopid jokes… they makes my day.
since pdq brought up falling jokes… it reminded me of a joke that is absurdly funny *if you picture it*.
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now, i know some of you are miscreants and will enjoy this as much as i did/do.
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why’d the girl fall off the swing?
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(she had no arms!)
@DWN… i wanna hear your jokes. i don’t think i know those ones! dead baby jokes are priceless. spill ‘em!
Why do elephants paint the underside of their feet yellow?
So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard…
@the_original_shortright
Of course, that bring up that whole class of (classless) jokes.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs:
- floating in the ocean: Bob
- in front of the door: Matt
- in the bushes: Barry
- in the mailbox: Bill
etc etc
And where do you find a man with no
arms and no legs?
Right where you left him.
@scum – i used to have more of those, i’m totally blanking on them all now. but i do have…
what do you call a woman with one leg?
eileen
what do you call an asian woman with one leg?
irene
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@AC – maybe i’m mildly retarded (always possible) but i don’t get it…
But I’ve never seen an elephant in a bowl of custard…
The feet painting works!
@ Shortright: it’s just silly, painting it’s feet obviously won’t hide the elephant.
There are loads of similar ones…
How do you know there’s an elephant in your fridge?
There are footprints in the butter.
Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
So it could hide in a cherry tree.
How does an elephant get up the cherry tree?
Stands on a stone and waits for it to grow.
*kills rogue apostrophe*
@AC: The punctuation marks have chosen
today for their revolution, it would appear.
@Scum:
-hanging on a wall: Art
-raking leaves: Russell
There’s also:
Q: How do you get an elephant in the refrigerator?
A: Open door, put elephant in fridge, close door.
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Q: How do you get a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: Open door, put giraffe in fridge, close door?
Q: No, stupid! Open door, take out elephant! Otherwise there wouldn’t be room for the giraffe!
Also, for those who are familiar with Safeway supermarkets:
Q: How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping bag?
A: Well, first you take the F out of “safe”, and then you take the F out of “way”…
Q: There is no F in “way”!
A: You know, you’re right; there is no F’in’ way.
@Tessie – *clap**clap**clap* well done.
@AC – thanks for the explanation, i was SO confused. i thought it was a regional sort of joke or something. it’s funny now!
Not obvious, because I’m familiar with those
jokes. Just having a bit of fun there…
don’t forget the blenders
Yes, and I prefer the feet first method.
A fan of the film ‘The Exterminator’… I see…
lol biden
As the rest of the planet feels, I’m afraid…
The rest of the planet thinks Biden is A-OK, of what they know of him (almost nothing). They’re too busy singing “Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye” to Shrub and Gun-nut.
Biden is a lot smarter than the image portrayed by the press. He has a
stellar record in public service, and is a great father who held it together
when his wife and daughter were killed in a car accident, and his two
sons were seriously injured. The accident occurred just before he was
to take office for the first time as a U.S. Senator. He took the train home
to Delaware from Washington D.C. every night to be with his two sons
(who both recovered from the accident) throughout their childhoods.
Sure, he’s famous for gaffes, but there is more to him than just the
funny stuff.
[LINK] Wiki on Joe Biden’s life and political career
Assassin of joy… how DARE you make him human…
Crap! I forgot!
*erases post in question*
Carry on, then…
http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6984
Andy Borowitz weighs in!
also plagiarism.
The rest of the planet thinks Biden is A-OK, of what they know of him (almost nothing).
I’ll admit that it was much harder to find any information about Biden than about Palin. Palin was hard to avoid noticing. But still, I resent the statement that the rest of the planet knows almost nothing about Biden. (Unless the argument is that no one ever really truly knows much about any other person, but somehow I don’t think that was the intention.)
You do know the Daily Show is broadcast outside the US?
I saw the very end of an episode. I thought it was a less amusing version of Have I got news for you but perhaps I just don’t appreciate humour…
You need to get American politics…
And, not every episode, nor every moment of episode is a winner.
All in all, it is one of the better shows around for humor, insight, and information.
I can take Colbert in small doses. Verbal slapstick is fun, but gets tired quickly.
I tend to find Colbert a little too ‘Poe’s Law’…
Danggit! now I’m hungry……
I can has two ice creams?
For they knew that if they made fun of Obama, they would soon disappear in the dark of the night, taken away by clowns, never to be seen again……
The new retard… take it and shove it, glory boy…
What a pathetic twit you are ! Go molest some sheep.
Come on now, AF, if you want Unc to do you up right, all you have to do is ask nicely. I think ‘molest some sheep’ is a big obvious as a euphemism for what you want him to do to you.
He’s not subtle in his lust, is he?
He wants you to think he’s got a purty mouf.
One either has it or one doesn’t… I’m accursed…
BTW – had you noticed he’s now down to hit and run?
Think we got too close to the truth of AF’s back story?
I think he’s frothing in anger so much at being found out and labeled as a troll and a Fester-Lover that he can’t type from shaking so much.
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Or he’s just stupid. And a troll.
The latter…
And the former…except for his taste in men,
of course.
I can’t fault his taste in men…I am just HOT [link]
Ye GODS!!!
not your taste… imagine being kissed with those lips…. or… more…
Ahh! I’m beginning to understand. That explains so much about your personality.
Are those contacts? I thought you said your
eyes were hazel…
No, the contacts are hazel…
Trying to have an intelligent discourse with you is like dealing with screaming toddlers.
Only they’re more mature. My prior service still stands, as well as your cowardice.
you have shown no proof of service anywhere, other than screaming like a little girl when you are shown to be a liar. Maybe if you could back up your claims of ‘dead comrades’, then we might take you seriously. Otherwise, a big flaming cup of STFU is sitting right here. Let me get it for you.
@AF: When did you attempt to have intelli-
gent discourse with Unc? If you ever tried,
it wasn’t for long. You have been chasing
him around for a while now, talking smack.
You have some talent at posting. I remem-
ber agreeing with one of your posts, even.
What is the attraction of snarking at Unc?
In your shoes, I would want to spend more
time making regular topical posts, and less
time going round and round with Unc.
Am I missing some sort of entertainment
value here?
He’s just mad that Uncle Fester didn’t give him a reach around the last time.
Still bleating ‘coward’? Nothing like being insulted by a cretin to start the day off right… but please, feel free to prove my point, every time you invoke the ‘coward’ name or your ‘dead comrades’…
You really did want to be starship trooper, didn’t you?
There, there, little man. Go play Halo some more, then tell us what a great and glorious hero you are…
How AF views himself…[link]
Honestly, am I the only one who thought that all that unreality would actually go away when Bush did??? ‘Obama flubbed the oath’? Migod, they really CAN’T read, can they?
As for ‘making fun of Obama’, all you need do is check borowitz or The Onion. They’s been doin’ a damn fine job.
“I can’t fault his taste in men…I am just HOT”
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You might want to dial back on the lipgloss, though.
You sound like my mother…
I sound a lot more like MY mother with every passing year — look more like her, too — this is not necessarily a bad thing.
“you have shown no proof of service anywhere”
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Oh, isn’t it on his Myspace page? How he’s the youngest five-star general ever, and so popular with the enlisted men that they decided five stars wasn’t enough, and they made the Army adopt a new six-star category which they made up on the spot, just for him?
You know… in America, we think Montana-ians are doing the sheep.
In Canada they say the Newfies are doing the sheep… in australia its the
New Guineas… but have you ever stopped and thought “You know…
maybe its the sheep that are sluts?”
But that tongue! Oy!!!
Ah HA! Those wooly trollops with their little feet and bleating voices! I just knew it! I’ll be sure to yell my displeasure in their moral lacktitude from my car whenever I drive past the field where they are gambolling “innocently” across the grass!!
Tramps.
There are times when I am just overcome by the power of your logic, Your Cruelty. It is an inspiration to all your minions. I’ll let them hear the recording I made of it…
“He wants you to think he’s got a purty mouf.”
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Also that he’s “dead sexy”.
And another mask blows off revealing the same pathetic, little twerp beneath…
IF you were military, you probably bombed your buddies, you incompetent…
You certainly weren’t in deep cover ops…
Oh, it’s ewe.
I LAWLED.
What’s better than one ice cream? TWO ICE CREAMS!!!!!!11
Two ice creams — WIN!!
If the Democrats are smart they won’t let this idiot near a camera or a microphone for the next four years. Not that it would matter; the mainstream media would dismiss it as “just Joe being himself.” To his credit, at least Biden can put two sentences together without saying “You know,” unlike Caroline Kennedy.
nothing like the gentle Right Wing Whine of ‘Mainstream Media’ to settle one for the night knowing all is right with the world…
Up yours turd head
More shining wit from Alden the Moron… you want me as bad as AF, I can tell…
Kid, that right-wing whining about the media got old more than 15 years ago. If you had anything of substance to say, you wouldn’t still be putting all of this effort into crying about not getting your way.
First of all, I’m not a Republican, as you imply with the “right-wing” and “not getting (my) way” comments, I’m a Libertarian. Second, the “whining,” as you put it, about the media, is more relevant than ever – or didn’t you notice the Obama lovefest in the press over the last year?
Oh, and one other thing – at 47, I’m a little too old to be called “kid.”
No, right-wing doesn’t necessarily mean ‘Republican’ it tends to mean whinging idiot when used in the sense that I (also a Libertarian, in most things) and Uncle Paul used it…
As to your age… behaviour beats temporal…
Yet you’re reciting that same tired old right wing whiny “the media doesn’t love us enough!” crap.
You’re nailed, kid. Limbaugh held out the cup full of Koolaid, and you drank it right up.
A hundred years from now what people are going to remember about the American right wing of the late 20th/early 21st century is that it was a group of people who loved to whine about any little perceived slight in the press.
As for the “Obama lovefest” – yup, I noticed it. Did you happen to notice the way the media fawned over Bush and especially Reagan?
There’s no liberal media bias. That’s just lame right-wing whining.
Obama lovefest? I guess you don’t watch Fox News. I heard one clip that had a Fox pundit asking “IS HE EVEN REALLY PRESIDENT?!?” because of the misspoken oath. The media skews things, one way, and then the other. The media is equally moronic in both directions IMO.
‘The Media’ are interested in ratings, which drive advertising, which means $$$, which drives more ratings, which… keeps going around & around. They don’t give a flying feck about reporting actual happenings. ‘Reality TV’ has long since taken over US news.
“at 47, I’m a little too old to be called “kid.””
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I’m OK with being called “kid” up to and including my 99th birthday.
However, “Young Lady” is another story altogether.
“Kid, that right-wing whining about the media got old more than 15 years ago.”
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“Coming up next on [insert name of political show]: Bill O’Reilly, Anne Coulter, George Will, Sean Hannity, Pat Buchanan, Rush Limbaugh, and Robert Novak deplore the lack of representation of the conservative viewpoint in the media”.
Oh noes. Now they’re both here ^
Haha! This is one of the best I’ve seen in a while
What’s better than double fisted drinking? Well… nothing, but double fisted ice creams a good replacement when booze isn’t acceptable :p
You just know he’ll get it down his shirt…
He certainly can’t be trusted with cotton candy, for a similar reason.
Probably an ‘open mouth’ chewer…
That, and it’s a mess to get out of hair…
I’m waiting for the the follow-up LOL to this one, where one of the ice
cream balls drops off the cone as he licks it. Hey, perhaps that’s why
he was given the second one: back-up!
It looks like the one on the left (our left, his right) is already about to topple. I HATE it when that happens….
good read, love the site
Biden wasn’t the one who flubbed his oath.
Neither did Obama. If you read me, you’ll find it was the chief justice who messed up. Research before you insult.
And the oath isn’t necessary in order to become president.
Obama became prez at high noon, oath or no oath (or totally mucked up oath).
Research is like poison to most right wingers, based on observation. Yhey seem to like to be told their opinion, for the most part.
Frou is currently the closest thing to the Anti-Seth we have…
True. She’s recently moved up from under the bridge. I believe she
lives in a shopping mall bathroom now. The climate control has done
wonders for her grumpiness…
*pokes rho with gnarled finger*
I’ve seen the photo of you killing that deer with your bare hands… you don’t have gnarled fingers…
She borrowed the gnarled finger from a corpse of a lesser being. I have the footage to prove it. It was quite fascinating.
It’s on your My Space?
No, I avoid those places like the plague that spawned them.
As back-handed as that compliment is, I’m taking it as a compliment, and putting it on my wall
*hangs compliment up beside full body mount of latest troll taken in combat*
I’d say it was a complement…
Is that British for “You complete me?”
No, bad typing and missing the little red ‘you’ve ballsed it up, Fester, you senile old goat’ line under it…
If it makes your goatitude feel better, the word wouldn’t
have gotten a handy-dandy dotted red line, anyway.
complement.
bugger me.
it doesn’t.
That would be because ‘complement’ is a word unto itself, meaning the whole, or the part that completes a previously incomplete thing.
(or as a verb, to provide what another thing lacks, to complete)
In other words, the free condiments at restaurants are a complimentary complement to your meal.
What’s all this I hear about free condoms at restaurants?
Isn’t handing them out in grade schools enough for the government?
Is this the new meaning of the Happy Meal?
Do I really have to listen to men asking to super-size it?
Especially when I’m ordering the small fries?
And why do they have to be mint flavored?
I like strawberry, and grape, and chocolate. And banana.
Banana seems appropriate. Especially chocolate banana.
I… I’m getting hungry. Um, if anyone wants me, I’m going to make a burger run.
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Wait, what?
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Oh.
Never mind.
Gilda [Link]
So it’s true that you were once kicked in the bollocks by Margaret Thatcher when you were a child?
Ah, the English- worst Human Rights history in the world….
At least he’s got the bollocks in which to be kicked. You, on the other hand, were rejected by your parents when you squirmed out of your mother’s vaginal cavity sporting the misshapen equipment of the troglodyte who spawned you. Your mother weeped as she beheld your wrinkled, almost non-existent boy parts, that were almost feminine in nature. She knew that you would always be laughed at in the locker rooms of the world, and most likely slit her wrists when she realized what a monster she had birthed.
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And your father smelled of elderberries.
Ooops. *wept.
Maybe this is just my use of the language, but I tend to use ‘wept’ for the past tense of ‘cry’ and ‘weeped’ for the past tense of ’suppurate’…
That’s a good little Uncle Tom….
I bet if you didn’t check the ‘notify me of follow-up comments via email’ box at the end of every post, you’d never have any email.
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And I don’t know nuthin’ ’bout readin’ no emails!
Yup, 5:40 Pacific… Burger King shift ends again… Do you keep the uniform on at home when you’re playing Doom II? Pretend you’re really a tough guy, when really you’re just an empty pretender, who tries to trade on the glories of others to make your self feel better about the lack of anything like a back bone…
I see your shift at burger King finished…
A true enough comment… having said that, most of the US human rights record of shame has been in the past 50 years… typical ex-colony… has to try and play catch up on the worst of its old master’s traits…
Bite melib dumb twat
Not unless you pay… and you stinking retard, I’m not a god damned liberal…
But that comment did butt hurt you since it’s a little too accurate.
What’s melib? Is it a distant relation of horseradish, perhaps?
I loved when Bush told congress to “STFU- I won!”
That was Obama…Oh..Wait..Irony..
Trying to emerge from the shell after the bloody big hole you dug invoking the dead service men?
‘My service stands’ flap, flap, flap… the moment you tried to trade on the dead soldier, your service, if it ever occurred outside your own, diseased, mind, was reduced to ignoble dust… Honour, service, sacrifice… pah… tawdry rags in your relish stained hands…
I don’t really get what’s funny about this. Having two icecreams is awesome! He looks happy, a little smug, and I don’t blame him.
Welcome to PK where very little which makes it to the front page is actually funny, clever, witty or pertinent. But other than that…
Okay. I don’t get it. Two ice creams is FTW. How is this funny? ‘Splain it to me, Lucy.
It’s the Libs way of “allowing” people to pick on Obama/Biden without actually being mean, like for Bush/Palin/McCain. The Chosen One can allow no dissent.
Do your lips hurt from being pressed so firmly against the ass of the vast right-wing conspiracy?
Still plugging – did diddums have a bad shift at the Burger Bar? DI the nasty manager tell him off for forgetting to ask ‘do you want to go large on that’?
Poor baby… tell us more about how you and the Blackhawks (as in the DC comics WWII squadron) saved the world, shall we?
I just came across an interesting article which demonstrates that Democrats have been better for business than Republicans, historically speaking. About six times better, if you don’t count Herbert Hoover. I must say, I’m not surprised.
[LINK] behind my name.
PM, have I told you lately that you are teh awesome? Thanks for the read!
It’s funny because it looks like he’s stumped as to which ice cream cone he wants to bite into first. The one in his left hand is closer to his mouth and obviously has his attention, but the way he’s looking at it makes you think he’s seriously considering the ice cream in his right hand.
A mental war is playing out in his head, weighing the risks and benefits of redirecting his resources into his right hand, along with the neck motion required to move his mouth into an appropriate position. It’s a complicated maneuver, so much so that it might not be worth it, especially when the left hand cone is so close already.
This is our vice-president, and I love him.
lol
best veep since quayle
THANK YOU! I couldn’t remember ‘Potatoe’ man’s name…
Neither can he.
hahaha, awwwww. . . . I lub him
Biden: Awww Hell, I’m the VP now, I can has TWO ice creamz!
I must admit, I’m a bit jealous. But I do have half a container of Phish Food in the freezer, so I’ll let this one slide.
I respect a man who double fists ice cream cones =) Of course if he lets that hanging piece on the cone in his right hand fall, we’re going to have to have a conversation.
Of course they’re gonna have something to make fun of; Clinton is the Sec State!
Valid comment… only that’s more black humour than the slapstick of Biden…
How AWESOME is the job of the president… free ice cream, free M&M’s, you get a cool plane, a cool car, enough yard for the dog to piss and shit for 4 years, and you get to command us pawns.
It’s almost a sweet enough deal to make one consider politics, no?
I’m going to hold off, on politics and continue waiting for my super power to reveal itself…
Bad comma! Bad!!
It’s bad comma to expect yourself to be pluperfect.
Period.
Well once your super powers emerge you will be able to vanquish your arch nemesis, the dreaded COMMA!
*sharpens comma de-splicer*
*lines up end stop punctuation marks*
Or you could start a crusade to convert all of the filthy commas into proper semi-colons…
But what if your super power is inhuman patience, and you’re already using it in a misguided attempt to wait for that which has already arrived?
Then people call you a Christian and stone you to death. Or feed you to lions.
I do hate to see the lions go hungry…
I thought that it was the Jews who were waiting for something that had already arrived… and they’ve been killing them wholesal for donkey’s years, at least until the establishment of Israel… then they’ve gone back tot heir ‘Kill all that breathes’ mentality…
I guess that really depends on whether you’re a pre- or post-tribulationist as far as being a Christian who is waiting on something that has already happened.
True… who ever beat Luther into submission on retaining Rev in the Protestant canon managed to keep the Christians waiting too… and gave them the chance to kill everything since we’ve been in the End of Days since AD70…
Dear n8, you clearly have never seen me in line at the DMV…
“continue waiting for my super power to reveal itself…”
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My superpower is Super Spelling [tm]. It’s nice, but not terribly exciting.
We’ve had a few posters whose bellicose and needlessly self aggrandising ‘I died in two world wars and Korea for scum like you’ type posts indicate they were in the same program as Steve Rogers… but the serum just made them crazy…
I won’t be revealing my super power or lack of super power…
I’m more the Batman school… you don’t need a superpower, just dedication and the appropriate technology for the job at hand…
And a wallet the size of a medium sized country.
or the backing of a medium sized country to give you those wonderful, wonderful, toys…
Fester… Uncle Fester… He likes his trolls shaken not stirred. A license to hate.
and training… lots and lots of training… missed that bit
Ya, the training might help prevent making yourself into a pile of fluids when you operate the devices you couldn’t afford without a wallet the size of a country…
You’ve done this before… I can tell…
I try not to invoke the ghosts of memories past if I can help it.
you’re the Second Night Owl… those exoskeletons are bad for the joints…
But I never inhaled…
Does that mean you never exhaled, or is
that implied?
Save us, Spaceman Spliff!
“I’m more the Batman school… you don’t need a superpower,”
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But a belt with lots of super-cool technology gadgets would be nice.
I’d just like a belt that magically makes me skinny.
My superpowers reveal that you’re already at your ideal weight.
Ok then, skinniER. How’s that?
In that case, we have two options that I can think of:
1. A belt whose superpower is to make chocolate noncaloric.
2. A belt whose superpower is to make us really rich, and everyone can worry about their own calories.
I just assumed he was bringing an extra cone back for someone else. I completely failed to realize that a photo of a man holding two ice cream cones = utter hilarity. Silly me.
Indeed… silly you.
Is that Jill Biden in the background eating an ice cream cone?
I’d pay to watch that.
“Mmm… yes, I DO believe the ice cream industry DESERVES a 40-billion-dollar bailout.
Keep ‘em coming…”
I’m surprised to see Obama eating something that looks like vanilla ice cream. He’s such a screaming racist, I would have assumed he’d eat nothing but dark chocolate…
Spoken like a true reaming scrapist, at the bottom of the barrel.
Although, notice that his left hand isn’t visible in the picture, so it’s possible he’s got one vanilla cone and one chocolate cone.
It’s not just chocolate. It’s super, black-hole-no-light-can-escape dark chocolate.
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And it’s twice the size of the vanilla cone, you know, because of ’special entitlements’.
“And it’s twice the size of the vanilla cone, you know, because of ’special entitlements’.”
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Nice show of restraint. I personally, would not have been able to resist going for some sort of cheap sex joke about how “everyone knows that the chocolate cones are bigger”.
It’s TWUE!!!! It’s TWUE!!!!!
“It’s TWUE!!!! It’s TWUE!!!!!”
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Oh, sweet mystery of life!
“Your helmet is so… big!”
I see your Schwartz is as big as my Schwartz, but lets see how you handle it.
Ma’am, stop sucking on my wrist.
You know, I honestly didn’t even think of that, and it’s so unlike me not to think of sex (as a joke anyway)…
I was just trying to feed the troll. She looked hungry.
I know!! Can you believe it?!?
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But I heard a really nasty rumor that he fathered two black children too!
In wedlock, no less!
Source??!?!?!!!
He not only got his pick of jobs over Hillary, but that nice Mr. Obama let him have two ice creams as well.
He’d have been insane to give Hil a pop at VP…
Insane, or suicidal.
I’d have said ‘and’… unless he feels having some one like that close keeps him sharp… I’ve worked with people who think like that…
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer…
I was thinking Inspector Clouseau…
I miss Peter Sellers!!
I just liked the idea of Hill jumping out of cupboards armed with a meat cleaver…
Cato, you fuel!
this picture is making me hungry
Yep, Joe Biden is comedy gold that just writes itself. If he is allowed to talk ever again, that is. It will be one saving grace
Hopefully Obama keeps him out of sight. The man is the new Dan Quayle.
… okay, not that stupid, but the same general idea.
I love Joe Biden. I’m so glad he’s here. Nobody messes with Joe.