Breaking News – Dick Cheney Arrives Back Home
Breaking News – Dick Cheney Arrives Back Home
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Should be Bush, but otherwise, i lol’d.
TOTALLY TASTELESS AS COULD BE EXPECTED.
Tasteless Dick? Not even a hint of brie?
I’m rather pleased that you bypassed the opportunity to mention a hint of blue vein.
Unlike some people we know LOL.
But your “hail to the half-breed” remark yesterday was total class, right? Hypocrisy: you embody it.
You gotta give him some credit n8; He’s working on the whole “I’m not a glutton for punishment”-thing he and his therapist talk about…
Damn but those sour grapes are sure sour, aren’t they?
Methinks you can dish it out, but you certainly can’t take it. You and mAnn Coulter have that in common.
i just wanna say, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It is really really funny…. I mean really! Lighten Up!
You see, it is a cemetary, and chaney is creepy. . . . .
Seriously though, not that funny.
Well, at least there’s no hunting-trip reference…
I read it as a zombie joke.
Same here… and I loled
See, that’s kinda the problem. Some read it as a zombie joke, some as a vampire joke, others creepy joke. It just isn’t really that clear. I don’t find it terribly funny either way, and I am a die in the wool liberal (and zombie fan). However humor is somewhat subjective, so I gues you mileage may vary.
Oh, I figured it is because he is old.
Question is: If he’s dead, as in the idea of ‘gone home’ which I think is some people’s take, why would he need luggage?
Zombies are maybe packrats… Dracula had a whole castle for his collected stuff… but for the most part, a corpse doesn’t need a U-Haul unless you’re undead…
I think people are missing the that… but then, most people are dumb…
“Some read it as a zombie joke, some as a vampire joke, others creepy joke.”
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It works on so many levels!
It just gives and gives
” I don’t find it terribly funny either way, and I am a die in the wool liberal”
Well, there’s your problem. You have to be a “died-” (past-tense) in-the-wool” liberal.
I love it.
Nah, “die in the wool liberal” means he plans on experiencing his death while wearing a sweater.
Unless he meant “Imo die in the wool liberal,” in which case his
parole officer should be notified…
It’s “DYED in the wool”.
Meh.
I’m sure there were better LoLs than this waiting in the wings…this is…meh.
It’s Steve – the talking sheep!
Damn you, Fes… I’ve had the kids watching a Nick Park thing called “Shaun the Sheep” (which, like Nick Park in general). Now I’m singing “It’s Nick the Sheep, it’s Nick the Sheep”…
Bastard… Oh, has your lover Anti Fungus caught you yet?
No, but he still wants me… you can tell…
It took me a second to get this one, and then I was just like, “Meh.”
and it apparently made Kuromisa a were-sheep…
SEE!
I’m not the only one that was filled with indifference by this LoL.
Make some more sheep noises…
@ Kuro: You don’t want to know why he wants you to make sheep noises. Really you don’t.
I’m just trying to figure out why a U-Haul is hitched to a hearse…
Who says you can’t take it with you?!
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Cheney might be creepy, but I don’t think he’s creepy enough to be the Crypt Keeper. Beyond that, this lol is just kinda meh…
“I don’t think he’s creepy enough to be the Crypt Keeper.”
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I’m no fan of Cheney (to put it very mildly indeed), but if anybody is the Crypt Keeper, I suspect it’s Chertoff (see link to remove all doubt).
We are poor little lambs
Who have lost our way
Meh! Mehhhh! Meeeehhhh!
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A day without Kipling is a day wasted…
He had to move from the VP home, didn’t he? I’m pretty sure there is some home the VP gets. Maybe the “off-white” house.
Blair House…
The Riddle House.
The mad house…
The bawdy house…
Cat house…
Crack house.
Dog house
Fun House
full house! dick always did love john stamos…
I thought Madness…
Our House!
In the middle of our street!
The VP residence is at the Naval Observatory. Pretty sweet digs, actually.
but there were times it was pixelated on google earth, due to ‘data errors’
A man so evil he caused satellites to fail…
So you you’re making fun of a man for having poor health? What’s the matter with you?
Having poor health makes you live in graveyards?
I’d have said a care home would be a better option… but Kara seems to be a Republican, so probably that’s all the Medical Care she’d pay out for on her mother…
Eventually. Eventually…
It’s Dick Cheney FFS, he deserves it.
“So you you’re making fun of a man for having poor health?”
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No, we’re making fun of him for being the embodiment of evil. Clear now?
No, we’re claiming he’s undead, you moron….
Still doesn’t make sense. No one yuks it up over Biden’s age or health issues–and they shouldn’t. As a society, we should respect older people. Just wait til you’re experiencing health problems and/or are older. It won’t seem so hilarious then.
It’s not making fun of Cheney’s health. It’s saying he’s a creepy, creepy individual. It’s still okay to make fun of him for that, right?
He seems like a chubby ol’ grandpa to me.
O_O I hope I never meet your grandfather in a dark alley.
Or a full necklage of garlic.
Or a flame-thrower…
“Granpa, tell me a bedtime story!”
“OK, Suzie, this one’ll knock your socks off….There once was this oaf from Texas and a greedy old man. This greedy old man made a pact with the Devil and helped get the oaf from Texas elected…er…kind of…to become President…but what nobody knew was that granpa…er…the greedy old man was actually in charge. The greedy old man played the oaf like a fiddle and got him to go to war with Iraq, playing on the fears of the country…which, by the way, made granpa…er…the greedy old man lots of money with his company called Haliburton…then…”
“Mommy!!! Mommy!!! GRANPA FORGOT TO TAKE HIS MEDICINE AGAIN!!!”
Uh, Bill Clinton used Haliburton because that’s about the only company that does what Haliburton does. Cheney dumped his Haliburton stock before becoming veep. Besides, Congress voted on whether or not to go to war.
I had read somewhere that while he “dumped” his stock, it was actually placed with family members and other business partners (I’m looking for a cite)…and while congress voted, it was, in part, based on bad, fraudulant and misleading info supplied to them through whom…?
See link under name.
I’m dying to see how Kara spins that.
I’m betting the ‘Libral Lies’ Gambit…
She’s currently thumbing through the Ann Coulter “Liberal Lies and the looney-tune responses you can use to try to spin things your way” guidebook…
What ever the question, the Republican answer is ‘Reagan!’
[link]
LOL!! Reagan wasn’t all that bulletproof in real-life, however…
@MG: No, but he WAS a zombie!
@pdq: Zombie!? And here all these years I thought he was freeze-dried!!!
That was to fool the Russians…
@Unc: Ahhhh…I knew there was a madness to his method…;-)
Zombie Reagan, zombie Jesus, what is it with Republicans and dead guys?
It’s their voter base.
Or the oxycontin.
Thank you…
Commendable research, but this part made me crack up:
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“Halliburton admits having paid 2.4 millions of dollars in bribes to a Nigerian official in return for tax breaks.”
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It makes me picture Cheney getting a spam from Nigerian royalty.
“Uh, Bill Clinton used Haliburton because that’s about the only company that does what Haliburton does.”
1) Bill Clinton did no such thing, GWB did.
2) What, pray tell, does Haliburton do that no other company in the world does, other than take no-bid, cost plus contracts from the GWB White House?
Answer to 2
Make ‘Splenda’
Possibly a graver crime than anything else they’ve done, since that stuff’s disgusting.
Not as bad as “Olean”…anyone remember that kick…
OMG! no WONDER I always get heartburn when I use that stuff!!!
*goes to throw it all away*
It’s chlorinated sugar (glucose locked with a chlorine atom for the anally retentive) – means you can’t absorb it. The safest way of doing a zero colorie glucose would be to make it an Isomer sugar, bout you couldn’t patent that, only the process to select the Trans-Isomer.
I have a rule that if their main product lines are volatile chemicals, then I don’t buy stuff they sell as food – Consider ‘Sunny D’…
wait, what’s this about sunny d? my grandma fed me gallons of the stuff when i was a kid… should my internal organs be glowing?
I’d get my pancreatic function checked sometime… The fructose rich corn syrup is one of the ‘food’ stuffs that moved ‘Late Onset Diabetes’ to ‘Type 2′ in the public lexicon, since children as young as 9 have it… First population hit by this ‘oddity’ were Native Americans, who got a lot of the FECS in Govt surplus food (it has a longer shelf life than most fructose based sweeteners and tends to act as a preservative) It’s cheap, it’s ‘natural’ and it seems to be linked to childhood obesity and pancreatic dysfunction… The food companies deny any knowledge of this.
[LINK] to one of the ridiculous ads that the corn refiner’s association has been running. it would be funny if i didn’t know people who were taking that propaganda hook, line, and sinker.
i had forgotten that sunny d had so much HFCS in it. blech.
“Never mind the science we didn’t pay for! Buy our sugary goodness!”
Unfortunately Vioxx ’science’ is all too common in the world of the things that they feed you or try to ‘cure’ you with…
CONGRESS NEVER VOTED TO GO TO WAR!
Sorry, that is a very sore point with me. Congress voted to give the president the power to move troops into combat situations, but the conflicts the US are currently involved in are not wars. And even still, the information that they based the decision to give him that power was faulty and flawed. The idea that we are in a war is one that is perpetuated by the media’s super cool exploding graphics of “War on Terror” and it’s continued use by the executive branch. But again, I repeat we are not in a war. Just like Korea wasn’t actually a war either. Nor is the “War on Drugs.”
Think of it like a duck.
It looks like a war
It sounds like a war
It feels like a war
It is a war.
Your grandpa must torture people in his barn then. The screams of children being raped in front of their fathers must have been sweet, sweet music at your dinner table.
You mean you just don’t want him to hug you? Look at that face [link]
Nothing says ‘Grandpa’ more to me than someone who appears to snarl as they speak…
Heh, my grandfather got drunk once and slit my wrist for a lol when I was under the age of five. I’ve still hugged him since. Then again, things changed. Cheney would probably slit more wrists while sober.
I tend to be pretty Balkan in my approach to physical damage… but to each his own…
Eh, it was a singular incident with an otherwise entertaining old man. I was too young to remember the event clearly, so I just have the scar and he is in another state anyway. Worse things have been done me so I let it slide.
We’re all different…
and in retrospect, the man was ill…
that gains a pass from me
The only guy creepier and possibly more evil than Cheney (link). WARNING: If the guy’s picture doesn’t give you nightmares, the story definitely will.
augh. every time i read that story it gives me the creeps. it makes me wonder what on earth could make someone behave that way.
It would be a hell of a vote to see who would win – the man who tortured his own daughter or the man who caused the death of thousands. *shudder*
Give me a potato peeler & a jar of garlic paste – I have some plans for both these men & others like them.
There have been two similar cases in the UK… one in Sheffield and one in Scotland… One thing about ‘community’ – it’s amazing how little taste it shows in what it keeps buried, then the wail and gnash their teeth when the rotting corpse is dug up and someone dances with it…
“He seems like a chubby ol’ grandpa to me.”
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A creepy, snarling ol’ grandpa who can’t understand why his granddaughters are making such a fuss over being molested.
That’s uncalled for…
He looks like he’d eat their liver… but molest? That’s just cold.
I’m impressed
“Molest” assumes he’s capable of at least some form of sexual congress, which is not somewhere I want to go, even in my most dystopian nightmares — but then, the likelihood of his having actual grandchildren is kind of remote anyway, if you think about it.
Cheney? His lesbian daughter did have a kid, IIRC.
You’re right. It was actually their sixth grandchild.
I didn’t read this as a health dig on Cheney, I read it as likening him to a vampire because they live in coffins.
Yeah, but that doesn’t give self-righteous whiners and Republicans a chance to cry about it.
They’ll do it anyway, dear…
Never stopped them before.
Yeah, some form of grave yard-dwelling undead, for sure. Reading it other ways is jsut reading it wrong. ;P
I am going with Ghast but I don’t know if he has a stench aura or the Fort saves of those around him.
either the bush administration is made up of very lucky rollers or they’ve hired some seriously busy clerics.
I read it as a health dig because Cheney was singled out and he’s part of the outgoing administration who’s having a health issue. I mean, I don’t see any logical or humorous allusion to Cheney. Looks like a cheap shot at a guy who’s having a rough time. As much as I disagree with Ted Kennedy’s politics, I’d never mock him for his collapse at the inaguration. I just hope he’s doing alright.
His health issue is that he hurt his back packing.
When I saw Cheney in that wheelchair and heard he’d torn something lifting a moving box my first thought was: “What on earth is a man with known cardiac issues doing lifting heavy boxes?”
Damn man, let the movers take care of that stuff!
Actually, I thought his back was sore from carrying so many lies around for 8 years!
Well that’s a grave assertion.
He disc-overed he’s no lumbar jack.
He’ll feel better tomarrow.
I’ll be boning up on his condition.
He’ll be “back” to creepy in no-time.
Are you ribbing me?
Nose out of joint?
I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you…@ss me that again…
Ooh your wit’s as sharp as a scalpula.
I think that’s a Fib(ula)
I was only trying to be “humerus” and I got name-jacked!!!!
Really?! Well they can suck my coccyx.
I’m hip to the whole scene, but feelin’ a mite ilium…
Spineless bastard name-jackers…can u(vula) believe the “nerve” of some people. Tibia honest, I didn’t know how to react…
There’s nothing sacrum!
I’m used to it though… I just mock them…
The nerve!! Why, you outta brain ‘em!!
@pdq: A stern(um) warning: if you are feeling ilium, you knee(d) more rest…
Now, can you see where you’re making a rash assumption there?
Yeah, I think instead of brain’em, we should just rectum…
@MG: Eye brow to your greater wisdom!
@pdq: And I bow(el) to you as well…
Such intestinal fartitude …
Such spleen! I am galled! Never thought I’d live-r to see it!
Just part of the moral “fiber”, i guess…but that “live-r to see it ” line was just offal…
What, we’re on organs now?
Be still my heart! I kidney you not.
*banging head against wall trying to come up with one for pancreas*
Despite my best effort trying to come up with one for pancreas, it was all in vein…Can someone (ex)spleen why my head hurts?!
That would take a lot of skull.
@MG: I lung to comfort you, but ‘pancreas’ is beyond my skull…
Hey pdq-as, what kind of
hankreas pancreas are you up to?!
If you don’t do the hankreas pancreas correctly, you can get cock-eyed…
I had a stack of pancreas with maple syrup for breakfast, does that count?
not without the Lipase on it!
I don’t know if I have the guts to join this thread. I guess Isle just Langer-hans in the wings.
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow.
Here on PK, the pun need not be particularly good.
It’s sort of a sacrum cow cow cow cow cow.
Or the the paws of a chow chow chow chow chow…
*raises one eyebrow brow brow brow brow*
*To your pun I bow bow bow bow bow*
My hot-dog is made of parts of a sow sow sow sow sow…
Now I have ‘Elvira playing through my bean… ‘oompah-pah mau mau! Hiiiiiii-yo Silver, a-waay-ay-ay!’
‘my heart’s on fire…for Elvira’…who can touch such lyrical genious!!!
Dammit…now that song’s in my head!!!
*gargles some brain bleach*
*borrows the BB & takes a swig*
*KOFF!*
*in a choked Red Skelton voice:* SMOOOOOOTH!
Really? I read that it was when he was carrying the boxes
and made a Freudian slip …
See, it’s his unconscious guilt for putting all those young soldiers
in wheelchairs …
The US has a volunteer military. Anybody joining the armed forces should realized that there is always a chance of going to war. It’s not like Cheney or Bush or anyone else yanked kids off the street and shipped them out; these brave, fine folks volunteered to go and serve.
Those brave, fine folks were lied to.
No we weren’t.
He said “fine”, Anti…I’m not sure if that applies to you.
and I doubt AF has ever served, other than in a Taco Bell…
Sorry douche!- Ex-military pilot. Where did you serve? Boy scouts?
So you’re an ex-military (which branch?) pilot without the stones to post under your own name? Nice.
I figured that would draw him… I still think he’s just been a bus boy…
Oooh, I know which branch! You were in the militant wing of the Salvation Army, right?
I doubt he was good ground crew, let alone a pilot… The air force do have cooks and serving staff… so he was probably in the mess…
And the other thing you can tell, soon as they start casting aspersions about others’ ‘bravery’ – they never flew a combat sortie in their life…
They wrap them selves in the flag, then promptly take a dump on it…
Too bad he wasn’t sent in with the first wave as a bullet catcher. It would save us the trouble of putting up with his sh!t here.
now, now… the dish washer is an important member of any fighting force…
As a side bar- what is it with this site?
People pull the ‘military service’ card like it gives their opinion weight…
Or some obscurantist economics term that means ‘20 years out of date, but still paid for it’ to people who know what they’re talking about
Empty claims of gravitas they’re not entitled to…
God’s death, but you meet some morons…
That’s why no one will tell anything about themselves here- you’re called a liar. Indeed I was a military pilot. And now the personal attacks begin! You still haven’t answered my question either. And Frou- where did you serve? I thought not. So much love for the military here- we need to put the Liberal soldiers up front to catch the bullets-except there aren’t any. They just whine and complain about how bad the military is, but won’t get off their asses to do anything. Well, now you’ve got your perfect Commander in chief( shudddder!) who never served a secon perhaps you were thinking of him when you said busboy?
I don’t think I’ve complained about how bad the military are…
People up the chain of command, certainly, but for the most part they’re playing patty cake with the ‘Commander in Chief’ like his not just a temp…
The likes of you give the mil a bad name… so why should I think that anyone who brags about it actually did anything… it’s like claiming to have a big penis or a high IQ… means somewhere between diddly and squat…
Thus, you played the card like it was gold, suck it up, since all it proves is that you’re braggart…
But feel free to call me what you like, if it makes you feel hard… I’ve been called worse by people a lot more nasty…
Just because you were a military pilot, that makes you better than me, or better than everyone else here, or more able to give an opinion on things? HAH. Apparently, the high altitude has affected your brain. You bragging about yourself on the internet opens you up for ridicule, no matter if you’re a brain surgeon or a bum off the street who has commandeered a computer long enough to leave a comment on a LOL site. You might want to pull your 2″ of d!ck back inside your fly so people will quit pointing and laughing before you try to use it to make a point.
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Learn to make an argument. Learn not to use cheap tricks like bragging about non-provable things to make yourself feel better in the presence of strangers. And, learn to stop acting like an ass to people who are smarter than you, and you’ll be taken seriously as a person in here. We might even actually listen to you instead of constantly smacking you down.
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Geez.
And FYI, no one is expressing anything but love for the military. We just think YOU’RE an idiot, in spite of whatever military service you may have under your belt.
I think you his all of the salient points there, Frou.
In fact, that was impressive…
AntiFester, 1-21, 9:50 AM:
Make your case. Plain as that. We’re here to listen.
No one is questioning that…the fact that they just had a “hard-0n” for Saddam, saw the opportunity to get a second war, etc…etc…ad nauseum…that a couple thousand families lost loved-ones and many more are wounded and crippled…Afghanistan, that’s altogether a different story…but Iraq… the objective was to take out Saddam because he wanted to finish the business his father didn’t complete. I don’t buy for a minute, the idea that it was because of WMD or any other reason than Cheney for years wanted Saddam out, wanted a war in Iraq, and he and W sold a bill of goods to us all…No one would question the soldiers, it’s the leaders who faile them.
The neo-cons in power thought that Iraq would be an easy win (it was but they weren’t thinking about after the win) and that we could have a foothold in the middle east to further their empirical aims.
And the Hitler Youth Democrats jumped on the band wagon. “I voted for it before I voted against it”- what a quote for the ages !
Ah, the military man speaks again… to invoke Godwin’s law like it’s orginal.
And yes, the Democrats really came out of being suckered with the whole Patriot nonsense smelling of something other than roses… Only Denny the Hose stood his ground… the rest were either pulled into the ‘Those who are not for us are against us’ Rhetoric or were absent.
For the record, though he wasn’t in the U.S.
Senate at the time, Jug Ears was against the
war/whatever, and spoke up about it.
“Only Denny the Hose stood his ground”
Dunno if you mean Kucinic, but if not, add his name and Bernie Sander’s to the honorable list of folks who voted against the war when it was dangerous to do so. I love heroes like that!
Yes I meant the Kuch… I wasn’t aware of Bernie S… my apologies for maligning the man.
Our brave all volunteer military trusts the government not to get them killed over worthless causes; it is our duty as citizens of the worlds oldest democracy to make sure we hold our leaders responsible when they wage a war of choice.
Why should New Zealand (Universal adult suffrage was first established there in 1893) be in charge of American Troops?
I’m sorry, Unc, but I’m almost certain the US government has been in continuous existence for about 80 years longer than NZ’s government. However, good on them; they beat us by at least fifty years on the Universal Suffrage topic.
The existance of a government doesn’t make it a Democracy…
suffrage does.
If you’re going for ‘established govt’ that record then the Icelanders have you beat by establishing one in 978CE, but that sometimes didn’t have elected members.
If you’re going for one with elected members then the United Kingdom 1707 beats you… one of the issues of the revolution was that they didn’t have an elected representation in the UK, despite paying extortionate taxes.
Either way, the US is not the ‘oldest democracy’ but please, feel free to hand control of the military to someone who is less likely to try and get into a pecker measuring contest with half the planet…
I can’t stop myself- damn you are a O’Reilly sycophant aren’t you? I don’t comment often (I like my job, and it keeps me busy), but the folks around here have been likening Cheney to a vampire/zombie for YEARS- as have the daily show, the Colbert report, and MANY others- GROW UP. In addition, the VERY IMPORTANT social contact that is made with our service men and women is that we do not send them into danger without just cause. Most of the folks who post here believe there was no just cause (and I agree)- and I think Cheney knew there was no just cause either, so judge him harshly. Our armed forces DO NOT sign up EXPECTING to get maimed or killed- they expect to do their job when justified- this is probably too fine a point for you, so I will stop and go back to the job that I am lucky enough to enjoy.
If you were him, would you trust anyone else to shred your deep dark secrets?
I’d think over the past week there’s been more paper shredding in the corridors of power than there was during the fall of Saigon…
It’s obviously bullshiat… Cheney would no sooner move his own boxes than he would tax a rich man. My theory is that he feigned injury in order to avoid standing at Obama’s inauguration. He would’ve choked on his own bile had he been forced to render any sort of respect to a man he clearly considers an inferior.
Oh, n8, you and I think alike. I said the exact same thing to my husband when DIck was wheeled into place. My husband looked at me like I had shat in his cornflakes, but I also saw a glimmer of recognition in his eyes, as well.
But, later, I did see Cheney standing. Can’t be TOO obvious with your contempt, huh?
TBH, I had the same thought about Robert Byrd’s collapse and removal.
OOH! I missed that! got a link?
There’s more to the story, but thsi is the first one I saw. [LINK]
Kennedy has the excuse of a brain tumour. Bryd… we’ll wait and see.
His excuse has three letters. All caps.
You mean the KKK member had a stroke at a black man becoming president?
Don’t they need you back serving fries?
Well, SOMEONE has got to fly this plane. (My copilot’s asleep )
i’m not sure how i feel about someone currently in charge of a plane using that time to author inane, antagonistic comments on PK – oh, wait, i recognize those feelings! fear and disgust, my old friends!
I’d not worry – 200 hours on MS Flight Sim and they all think they’re top gun…
This boy certainly gives the term “throttle-jockey” just that little edge of what I’d politely call self-satisfaction – with just a touch of Michael Hutchence…
OLD?
The word, I beleive, is ‘uppity’
“Clean and articulate.”
That modern right wing speak for ‘uppity’?
Actually, that’s Biden-speak for ‘uppity’.
Good point… I must have a dig around in Bad Denture’s background…
She meant “Biden,” not Norm Coleman…
The shine from both their dental work could light up a small nation for a year.
“Cheney would no sooner move his own boxes than he would tax a rich man.”
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Yeah, work is for the little people. We’re only poor in the first place because we’re lazy and need to learn the value of hard work.
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My theory is that he feigned injury in order to avoid standing at Obama’s inauguration. He would’ve choked on his own bile had he been forced to render any sort of respect to a man he clearly considers an inferior.
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Good point! Remember the visit to Germany where everybody else was dressed formally and dickles was in his green ski parka?
Hey dummies, the joke is that he’s scary, like the Munsters – their family car was a hearse – not that he’s dead or sick. It’s a funny caption for a picture of a hearse with a U-Haul attached, which is weird to begin with.
Sweetheart, only one person is getting mad at the lol for that reason. It does help to comprehend what you’ve read before getting b!tchy.
“It does help to comprehend what you’ve read before getting b!tchy.” So what’s your excuse then?
I said nothing about anyone “getting mad,” but I certainly see more than one comment that they don’t get the joke. So much for your powers of comprehension, SWEETHEART. LOL What a hypocrite. Get over your illiterate, b!tchy self.
Oooo, sling some more! We don’t get NEARLY our daily ration of wannabe-blistering commentary! *hint: meosis is ‘in’*
Nothing funnier around here than the “WE” posts from self-appointed tribal leaders who think they own this site. “We” don’t need a daily ration of scolding from n00bs like you.
“I certainly see more than one comment that they don’t get the joke. So much for your powers of comprehension, SWEETHEART. LOL What a hypocrite.”
You certainly know of whence you speak. Those posts were AFTER yours
and Kuro’s from yesterday, Princess.
Yay for you fighting Kuro’s battles for her, tough guy. She certainly needs all the help she can get. Both of you should get refunds from that reading comprehension class, since there were comments about him being old AND being dead. Now get over yourselves or get off my Internets.
Oh, and “of whence” is not grammatical, just sadly pretentious.
Get a thesaurus, a dictionary, and Wikipedia and look up ‘for whence’. It most certainly is grammatical, she used it correctly, and the pretension is oozing from every pore in your pustulated body.
OK, frou, married woman or no… that was HOT!
LOL This is too funny. Your dingbat friend wrote, “of whence,” not “for whence,” but NEITHER phrase exists in English! Double FAIL, you pompous a$$e$!
Just for giggles, I did look it up on wikipedia, and IT ISN’T THERE (or anywhere else but in your feeble mind).
The commonly used phrase is “FROM whence,” but since “whence” means “from where,” the “from” is strictly redundant, although tolerated by literate people when used by pretentious n00bs. Sadly, you two dopes couldn’t even get THAT close to correct!
And the icing on the stupid-cake is that you presume to lecture ME on looking things up which don’t exist. But what else could we expect from someone who needs to fantasize pustules on those who are more intelligent?
FACT FAIL. “Of whence” is in the vernacular. Suck on it.
You have issues don’t you?
Ignoreing the Conservative Wing nut’s bad typing, the Liberal Wing Nut’s use of ‘of whence’ you just vindicated, moron.
Take the word – whence… in your definition it means ‘from where’, although in archaic English, which is closer to American English than British English for the most part, ‘from whence you came’ is accepted, the Liberal wing nut’s version means ‘of from where you came’, a baroque way of saying ‘the place you’re from’
Thus, the grammar, while obscure, you tick infrested cretin, is just fine…
Hell, ignoring MY bad typing…
why did this jackass get labeled as a conservative?
No, he’s calling ME a Conservative Wing Nut who can’t type. I accept that. I was in a really bad mood this morning, and couldn’t see straight
Best damn Wing Nut I know…
Now all I need’s a screw…..
I think my ‘equal opportunity bigot’ status came out in tact…
and Ivy got snotted as a retard…
I need a Fester version of a silver bullet, since my work is done here…
Uncle fester sez:
Ivy got snotted as a retard…
“as” means “by” in of from where you came.
Hint : YOU’RE the retard, retard. (Ask the ticks.)
Dramatis personæ
Frou – Sleep deprived Conservative Wing Nut…
Rho – Liberal wing nut, of baroque turn of phrase
UF – Equal opportunity bigot
Ivy Shoots – Rampaging Grammar Nazi wannabe and belligerent no-mark
pdq – an interested bystander…
‘of from where you came’, a baroque way of saying ‘the place you’re from’
Thus, the grammar, while obscure, you tick infrested cretin, is just fine…
LOL baroque indeed. You’re bucking for your own species, aren’t you?
You’re cold busted, as anyone looking (except you, evidently) can
see time stamps on posts. You’re an idiot, of course, but you don’t
leave it there, do you? You protest (badly), only adding to the
mounting pile of evidence that you are a buffoon, squawking at the
rest of us from your imaginary tree of “I’m gooder than you are.”
And, no, the imaginary people on PK don’t take orders from
nincompoops. We point and laugh.
Try 4chan.
It’s the antifester’s wife come to help him… but she could come up with an original name…
You give her too much credit.
Are you feeling well?
No worse than normal, thanks for asking
You probably fled crying from 4chan the first time you ventured there with that finely-honed name-calling technique, and never got over it. “The rest of us” — yeah, imagining you are an intrinsic part of some huge group makes you feel safe and wanted. Wouldn’t want to burst that bubble. LOL
Did the big kid steal your lunch money again, dear?
No,dear.
Since you obviously consider us to be not worth your time, and so far beneath you as to be completely microscopic, why don’t you toddle off to /b/ and stay there where you are among your equals. I’d hate to think we wasted your time. Dumbass.
Your thinking is all wrong, so toddle off and kill yourself. Obviously.
I only kill myself on Tuesdays and Fridays with the proper documentation. So you’re out of luck tonight. Why don’t you go choke on your man’s 1″ weiner?
Nothing like being loudly bellicose to win friends there Schlitze
This is America; speak English, schatze.
Correction: This is the internet. PKers come from
all over the globe.
In fact, UF is not from the U.S.
Who are the Munsters? Was that some 50’s show or something?
Might have been the 50’s and 60’s…a sit com of a loveable-oaf-type Frankenstein married to Vampiress, with creepy, yet funny things in the house, including a hand-in-a-box named “Thing”, a hairball Cousin named “It” and a mad-scientist named Uncle Fester…they try to be the normal American Family and get into some funny situations…check them out on You Tube…sometimes on TV Land…
Ah. Okay. Well I suppose if a chubby grandpa-type is creepy to you, then I could imagine how that picture would be funny to you.
Nooo… Surely Thing, It and uncle Fester are Addams?
You called?
Can you do the “light bulb in the mouth thing”? It always made me giggle…
It sure brightens up my day.
it’s quite the illuminating experience, yes.
oooohhh…my bad….how quickly I forget…you are right…a thousand pardons….it’s my early-onset senility kicking in again….
*bows head in disgrace*
Yes. Also Lurch, Wednesday, and Pugsly. The Munsters had the werewolf son, vampire grandfather, dragon who lived under the stairs and a pretty daughter who didn’t fit in.
Fred Munster – Frankensteinian monster, check. Married to Lily – vampire, check. The kid Eddie also a vampire & the oddball daughter – Marilyn? – a typical blonde cheerleader type who obsessed because she didn’t look like the rest of the family. Oh, and Granpa, another vampire. Goofy show, not so funny as the Addams Family.
Didn’t Granpa run for Mayor of NY at one time?
Woops – ran against Pataki in 2000.
Herman Munster… played by the late Fred Gwynne…
Fred Gwynne wrote 2 or 3 silly children’s books about the odd phrasings of English… one was The King Who Rained, there was A Chocolate Moose, and … A Little Pigeon Toad. Funny guy.
I remember those! They were amazing.
I’m trying to remember if he wrote anything else.. now I’ll have to go look it up, drat it! My son is finally of an age to really appreciate how absurd those books are, I’ll have to dig them out.
He seemed to do a lot…
“My Cousin Vinny” when he played the judge…”I’m sorry, did you say ‘Utes’?”
and in The Cotton Club… did a lot of Broadway and off Broadway theatre too…
“Let the record show that counsel is holding up two fingers…Oh, sorry.”
He was also one of the cops in “Car 54 Where are You?”.
There was an urban myth for a while that Eddie had starred in a porn…
I seem to remember Granpa running for office somewhere…
Fred Gwynn was stooopid funny
Grandpa ran in NYC… he also owned a Lithuanian (IIRC) Restaurant off Time Square called ‘Grandpa’
Oh gods, yes!! He would chew on his cigar & have his pic taken with everyone.
…and never aged a day…
When you’re already as old as dirt…
No one really knew when he was born… he was getting on in Car 54, Where Are You?
Oh my god that’s right both he AND Gwynne were also in that show.
It’s HERMAN Munster. Eddie was a werewolf. Grandpa was a vampire with the ability to turn into a bat and a wolf. Lily was kind of Bride of Frankenstein, like, crossed with a vampire, maybe. And they had a pet dragon named Spot that lived under the stairs.
I don’t know about Grandpa ever being mayor, but he did own a restaurant at one time.
And I kind of liked this show better than the Addams Family, not sure why, except that Grandpa was really, really cool.
I thought they were returning him to his crypt…
They didn’t pack enough chains to contain him. And they forget the salt from the tears of a thousand angels.
I dunno about you but I’m packing a machete, just in case.
If it isn’t blessed by three holy men of three different religions, you’re just giving him a hand job with a sharp object. He likes that, if the legends are true. Go with a blessed sledgehammer, tear him right up. Then again, probably better to soak it in the blood of the Jonas brothers and a couple fan girls to properly disturb his aura of overwhelming evil and ego.
Won’t he just disintegrate when the sunlight hits him?
When you reach his level of malevolence, the shining day star loses its normal sway over necrotic flesh. You have to use more drastic means.
*snork!*
Speaking of chains… not undead, but creeily believable:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/vice_presidential_handlers
z0mg, I love The Onion…
Hellboy ref?
This is probably one of the least funny things I’ve ever seen on this site.
Ditto to your commentary. Any other originals to add?
Look on the bright side, you’ve passed a comment that will be had to beat for ‘lack of laughs’, so you’re not the ‘least funny thing’ on the site… I award you the order of the ‘Whinging moaner’
Just wait til you read some of my rants…
But you’re at least entertaining… even when you’re not funny…
In… With… Whatever.
You’re right, at least I put in some effort from time to time.
hm yeah, that’s in poor taste.
Not if you cook it right…maybe a little Old Bay seasoning…
I dunno… there’s not much would cover up THAT taste. Skunk mebbe?
*offers fragrant tray of Eau de Pepe le Pew au Dick*
And a helluva lotta tobasco
It’s a 2-for-1 deal at the cemetary. The hearse is for Cheney, the UHaul is for Teddie Kennedy.
( sadly enough, the tow hitch broke and the UHaul went off of a bridge into the water. Fate- it gets you!)
ted kennedy is rolling over in his grave.
Hope not, since he’s not dead yet.
Nah…Teddy’s not rolling, that’s just a seizure
(sorry, couldn’t help myself)
*smacks hand with ruler*
“Bad MG….Bad MG…”
lol. yes, terrible… and so was the allusion to the original kennedy dui…
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my favorite kennedy dui was a couple years ago when patrick kennedy ran into a jersey barrier near the capitol and told the dc cop that he could not be detained because he was late for a vote. too bad it was at 3am… and he only had to pay $350 in fines… what a joke…
Wasn’t that the Ambien dui?
he was on several scrips at the time… don’t remember which ones… but i do know that they did not give him a breathalyzer or field sobriety… so… he could have been on pretty much anything…
On May 4, 2006, Kennedy crashed his 1997 Ford Mustang convertible into a barricade on Capitol Hill at 2:45AM. An FOP official said the congressman had appeared intoxicated when he crashed his car, but Kennedy claimed that he was merely disoriented from prescription medications Ambien and Phenergan.[2] Anonymous sources are alleged to have seen Kennedy drinking at the nearby Hawk & Dove bar prior to the accident.[3] [4] Kennedy also stated to officers that he was “late for a vote.” However, the last vote of the night had occurred almost six hours earlier. The standard field sobriety test was not administered. Kennedy was driven home by an officer.
On May 5, 2006, Kennedy admitted he has an addiction to prescription medication and announced he would be re-admitting himself to a drug rehabilitation facility at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota where he has sought treatment for prior addictions.[5] He has stated that he has no recollection of the car crash. On May 8, 2006, Kennedy got a show of support when he was endorsed by the Rhode Island Democratic Party.[6] On June 5, 2006 Kennedy was released from drug rehab.[7]
After being asked if he expected any special treatment from authorities, Kennedy expressed that he hoped they would treat him as if he “were an African-American in Anacostia”.[8] On June 13, 2006, Kennedy made a deal with prosecutors and pleaded guilty to a charge of driving under the influence of prescription drugs.[9] He was sentenced to one year probation and a fine of $350. Two of the three charges (reckless driving and failure to exhibit a driving permit) were dismissed. He was also ordered to attend a rehabilitation program that includes weekly urine tests, twice-weekly meetings with a probation officer, near-daily Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and a weekly meeting of recovering addicts [10].
considering that one of my friends paid over $5k in fines for a wet-reckless i think this is quite ridiculous.
Back to Lady Justice and her taste for men with money…
isn’t it just great that there are multiple kennedy DUIs? and yet they both served as duly appointed representatives of the people…
the venerated ted kennedy let a woman drown in his car because he did not want to be convicted of a dui…
If one is going to rake over coals back over nearly 30 years, I’d say there are a goodly amount of skeletons on both sides of the aisle…
As in this entertaining youtube clip from Family Guy (link).
At least she didn’t run and hide from what she did!
Ah, it’s back to spread empty right wing bill to the masses… retard… and not even the cleverest one… just an average retard…
but you want to love me long time…
Is that how your John-Thomas fell off? “Me love you long time GI!” girl?
Didn’t your mother warn you about them?
How dare you!
And my mother’s girls were all clean…
So, what was it like, bussing tables to people who flew?
Still refusing to say what military branch you were in ? Go protest some more at a military funerals or spit on returning soldiers like the good old days…
Still playing your ‘I died in three world wars for scum like you card…
It’s just empty since nobody actually believes you… it’s just antoher emptry posture… so why on earth would I want to get into any sort of pecker measuring contest with a man who is clearly unarmed…
“Still refusing to say what military branch you were in ? Go protest some more at a military funerals or spit on returning soldiers like the good old days…
”
Actually, *you* are the one I’d like to have answer that question. When and where did you serve?
Like her husband did when he went AWOL.
Didn’t Bush claim to be a Pilot too?
That was pilot LIGHT. He could have been brighter, but at least kept the furnace warm.
Aren’t you the one they call The Uncle Tom Republican ?
Aren’t you the one they call the ‘20 minutes fondling the yoke of a cessner makes me a pilot retard’?
I call idiocy where I see it. You calling me a ‘house n*gger’ is idiocy, so……*points at stupid troll*
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I love how Beth/Bob/Jam Jar/Unknown/Anti Fester/whatever sock he has on today likes to pretend he hasn’t been here for long, yet seems to know all of the old conversations that have happened, even the ones from MONTHS ago that were offhand comments. It’s cute, really.
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Don’t worry, Anti Fester, one day you’ll be able to yank off those pull-ups and go in the big boy potty like an adult.
@froo: HAH!! I s’pose I shouldn’t laugh, tho, this one is so very anxious to be ‘in’ it’s pathetic. Hasn’t anyone explained yet that all it needs is actual content? Even if the content is only humor?
I’ll add the name JoReba – from another board – to the list of socks.
true. no debating that whatsoever…
but i think murder is more of a literal skeleton than a figurative one…
Ted would be screaming and clawing at the lid… although you’d not usually survive the embalming… having one’s blood rpelaced with formaldehyde and heavy metal salts in solution tends to spoil one’s day so badly one never remembers ever having a ‘good’ time…
but all entertaining images when applied to the corrupt, hypocritical, murdering, old lush
Tacky.
Velcro.
epoxy
Spakle…
Carpet strip.
Lino
duct tape
syrup
dried egg
elmer’s.
Dog nuggets
There was a posting on Engrish about something like that…
What ever happened to white dog poo? You used to see it a lot back inthe 70s
Maybe the tanners are all starting to go back to the old ways. Crumbled-up white lawn grenades used to make the best white pigment…
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