Comments on: Heros Ur all doin it right

By: n8squared

n8squared — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:49:41 +0000

If we could do more stuff like this(not the crashing part, but helping other people) we could shut up those anti-american jerks.

By: MD

MD — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:56:45 +0000

Spelling … you’re doing it wrong!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 11:25:25 +0000

Sounds like something from a Bill Elder Mad Magazine strip…

Potrezeebie!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 11:11:16 +0000

Ferschnickered? Sounds like one of those words you
can’t use when it applies the most…

By: Zlint

Zlint — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:44:14 +0000

Piss off! How does doing your job make you a hero? It’s like those people who say that soldiers at war are ‘heroes’. In what way are they heroes? All they do is their job. ‘Captioning an image with grammatical correctness’ fail…

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:20:36 +0000

There you people go again, always blaming Dan Quayle for everything. You libs can’t say three sentences without blaming Dan Quayle for something.

How’s that?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:45:10 +0000

“my coworkers at work who love me so much they set up a shrine to me”
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Take a closer look. That’s a shrine to Elvis.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:44:06 +0000

Wouldn’t that be “stalkers”?
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Only if you’re going out… to stalk… Lenny and Carl.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:01:50 +0000

There are rocks, birds, and trees everywhere! We’ll bless them all until we get ferschnickered!

By: charro

charro — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:36:48 +0000

But I still find Kiefer Sutherland hot. The show can always be watched on mute… Hahahaha

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:23:55 +0000

It did get mind-meltingly stupid (because seriously, having sex while being pursued by a man with a large gun requires brain damage), but I’m going to keep watching. Hopefully it’ll get better after the break.

By: whaba

whaba — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:32:51 +0000

Comprehension pass, thank you. I in no way said the snark was aimed at the event. It was an off-handed remark made as an aside to any snarking. I assure you, my reading comprehension is well in check.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:01:18 +0000

I would have guessed a viking would prefer lutefisk, but yes. There’s also those grape leaves that look like nasty little soggy cigar butts, and delicious, delicious baklava.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:32:23 +0000

I *loved* the first two seasons of 24. After that, it just became a big torture-fest.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:57:31 +0000

Oh no no, you’re right at home.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:26:02 +0000

We need some cliché Right wing bile here… STAT!

By: butt hurt right winger

butt hurt right winger — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:18:36 +0000

You rang?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:17:22 +0000

Wait for the ‘Obama-tard’ comments from… now, what’s that delightful expression you chaps use… ah, yes… Butt hurt right wingers…

By: charro

charro — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:11:33 +0000

Yuck.

By: charro

charro — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:09:25 +0000

I find cute boys hot when they are on me…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:52:34 +0000

and 8 years of Gorgeous George and Slippery Dick…

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:50:30 +0000

Can I have some cheese for this whine please?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:48:57 +0000

DAMN! I find them hot on the ladies…

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:48:56 +0000

“The white folks think they’re at the top, ask any proud white male. A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle.”

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:47:05 +0000

No, I don’t wear Depends on either half of me Unc. I’ve still got my wits about me

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:44:36 +0000

Fine then.
Um.. HELLO. There’s still Kiefer Sutherland. MMmMMMmMmmMMMM Kifer Sutherland
Is that better? Not trying to offend you because I watch Kiefer… I mean 24.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:43:24 +0000

Actually it depends whether it was your mum or your dad, but….

@Fester, on a woman you can’t tell by upper or lower, only on a man.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:08:35 +0000

Depends…

@Charro – the upper or lower half?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:03:48 +0000

Dude, if you’re only half a Jew, does that make you Jew-ish?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:15:15 +0000

“landing fail more like”
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Considering that their only other choice was to land in Newark, I’m not sure that’s true.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:47:29 +0000

Truly, and the name “anon” properly describes its hasty nature,
so that’s a truth-in-advertising win, as well.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:41:15 +0000

Things Slan is Not Allowed to Do At Gigs

18. Sing “Johnny Jump Up” in Mock Swedish
19. Sing “The Froggy Dew” in Kermit voice

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:37:54 +0000

Half a jew, half a jew, half a jew onward
Rode the six hundred……

*ducks away from Fester’s glare, again*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:37:35 +0000

They obviously didn’t plan ahead!

*passes Unc a box of oak fungus*

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:35:45 +0000

Hate Jack Bauer. Hatehatehatehatehate. Love Kiefer Sutherland in most other things he’s done, but hate Jack Bauer with the heat of a thousand hatefully burning suns.

The writers of 24 have done almost as much to push the Overton window toward fascist authoritarianism as Dick Cheney’s legal team.

Fecking HATE.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:32:05 +0000

Nesting had a stupid… one can tell…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:30:38 +0000

I prefer less ‘pixie’ with my hotness…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:28:07 +0000

The oak loving fungus or chocolate?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:20:06 +0000

Muppets win!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:19:05 +0000

A fun variant is one I learned from a German gal: “itty petity” (rhymes with ‘kitty kitty’).
Used to describe a female for whom a broken fingernail is a life crisis.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:15:57 +0000

Any world with truffles in it can’t be all bad!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:10:01 +0000

Is there enough for two?

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:53:04 +0000

*drop

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:52:08 +0000

Stupid nesting fail.

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:51:18 +0000

er… *DROP it down…

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:50:48 +0000

Oh yes, always better to hit (being as they were in NY) millions of people with the plane and save the people on the plane the srop it down in a river with minimal collateral damage risk….
Paddy you’re an idiot. Obviously you didn’t see the statistics, planes involved in emergency water landings don’t usually pull it off with NO CASUALTIES.

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:30:25 +0000

Yes, but are they real boobs? As opposed to fake 36b boobs

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:07:57 +0000

No way I am racist. I’m half a jew.

By: charro

charro — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:06:11 +0000

Um.. HELLO. There’s still Jack Bauer. MMmMMMmMmmMMMM Jack Bauer

By: AC

AC — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:39:09 +0000

Twee’s British?