Heros Ur all doin it right
Heros Ur all doin it right
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To frist, or not to frist, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous trolling, or by fristing, to end them. To frist, to speak, NO MORE!
As long as it’s never the sling and arrows of OUR outrageous trolling…
Have we not done this watery aircraft-thing before?
Tis better to have a watery aircraft-thing than a watery tart, I always say.
Or a watery fart.
Or a watery cart. You can’t carry anything in those.
oh i believe you can!
Errr… you can?
water?
A watery dart isn’t likely to set the world of toys on fire either…
And if you’ve got a watery part, just go to the doctor. Now.
Watery heart? Perhaps your plasma needs freshening.
Watery Descartes: I sink therefore I’m damp.
Watery Start = Janet Leigh at the Bates Motel …
Watery Smart: What dolphins are made of
Watery Bart. Simpson that is.
Watery art. But painted with oil based paint.
Watery lilies: Monet ftw.
I normally loathe the comments of the sort I’m about to make, but WIN!
Let’s leave that one to the
crotchless crotchety Uncle Lurex
You called?
*toot* *toot* *too-SQUELCH*
Your sect allow fristing? I’m prepared to accept Jesus as my personal saviour! GLORY!!!!
*throws Holy Frist Water at Fester*
*watches it burn his skin*
Actually, I find it just vaporises… Father Richard once lost two fingers trying to bless me… the third degree burns were awful… one was just blackened bone..
Quick, I need an old priest and a young priest!!! *throws a cracker at Fester*
you fancy a game of cards?
and what am I supposed to do with this white guy?
I suppose we could all find another use for the communion wine.
Now you’re cooking with gas…
*dons collar* What?
There are rocks, birds, and trees everywhere! We’ll bless them all until we get ferschnickered!
Ferschnickered? Sounds like one of those words you
can’t use when it applies the most…
Sounds like something from a Bill Elder Mad Magazine strip…
Potrezeebie!
Sorry, all I’ve got is a rabbi, Henry Kissinger, and a hippie’s backpack. (I think I’m in the wrong joke.)
Oh no no, you’re right at home.
firsting is the CAUSE of trolling!
Can we still fist though?
The “E” must have sunk in the river….
But at least they spared us the usage of the wrong “you’re” by using “ur”.
No, “you’re” is correct; “your” would be wrong.
(She knows that. That’s why she said “the *wrong* ‘you’re,’” which is
“your,” not the right one, which is “you’re.”)
*grumble* Next time I’m going to say “yor”. *I* thought I was being clever.
Yer!
..Would also be acceptable if you don’t know which your you’re to use.
gramma nazi chain xD
*goose steps*
JAWOHL!
H-E-R-O-E-S
PFFFFT!!!
Heroes? Were they involved? Nah, one of them would have just levitated the plane out of the water. Or of Yoda am I thinking?
*Absorbs abilities*
*Goes to attack Sylar*
*follows to be the female who will inevitably save Sylar from himself…hey, it worked last story arc, didn’t it?*
*follows to be female to make hot-in-the-sights-of-a-sniper sex with sylar after he kills kuro for trying to save him… hey, it kinda worked the last story arc*
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zachary quinto is love.
He is. <3
I mean, I am not fangirling. Not at all. *cough cough*
nope me either… actually, i kinda stopped watching after the sex episode. it ust got too stupid. no more zachary quinto love for me on monday nights. and with prison break ending it’s run… the hot factor of monday nights is SERIOUSLY depleted.
Um.. HELLO. There’s still Jack Bauer. MMmMMMmMmmMMMM Jack Bauer
Hate Jack Bauer. Hatehatehatehatehate. Love Kiefer Sutherland in most other things he’s done, but hate Jack Bauer with the heat of a thousand hatefully burning suns.
The writers of 24 have done almost as much to push the Overton window toward fascist authoritarianism as Dick Cheney’s legal team.
Fecking HATE.
Fine then.
Um.. HELLO. There’s still Kiefer Sutherland. MMmMMMmMmmMMMM Kifer Sutherland
Is that better? Not trying to offend you because I watch Kiefer… I mean 24.
I *loved* the first two seasons of 24. After that, it just became a big torture-fest.
But I still find Kiefer Sutherland hot. The show can always be watched on mute… Hahahaha
It did get mind-meltingly stupid (because seriously, having sex while being pursued by a man with a large gun requires brain damage), but I’m going to keep watching. Hopefully it’ll get better after the break.
Spelling fail!
Pointing out the obvious win!
Spelling. You’re doing it wrong.
Um… guys? It may be something called “lolspeak”, which regular visitors to the ICHC sites know is an accepted part of the whole humor scene. It principally involves a disregard for spelling rules. The author would have done better to spell “right” as “rite” or “riet” but in the circumstances, no complaints.
As to the “watery airplane thing” – stay current, people. This plane went down Thursday, and thanks to a number of heroic people, all of the 155 people on board were saved.
Heroze – tehir doin it pritty gud, raighte? Ifinkso. Kthxbye.
Hey Duffy, long time no see.
What’s wrong with the watery airplane thing? We kid around here. All
those people are fine. Hell, *I’m* fine – the plane could easily have landed
on my downtown office. Kidding about it helps shake off the disbelief.
As for lolspeak, it’s notsopopyewlar on this side.
Exactly. Save that for the cats.
I know no cat that would speak like that!
Well, it seemed to start out sort of cat-like, in a Pogo kind of way
(e.g. “we has met the enemy and he is us”), so it was hep.
But now it’s just stupid baby talk. No cat would listen to it, not
to mention speak it.
You’re right about speech, but have you seen their spelling?
And they can’t type for beans.
Their typing needs work, certainly…
And you know what? Their typing’s not so great.
Lolspeak would explain the “ur” and “doin,” but the E missing from “heroes” is nothing but bad spelling.
unless it’s a Greek name or something…
His twin brother, maybe?
EVIL TWIN MWAHAHAHA.
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no.
Maybe it refers to gyros? MMmm… $: – 9
Is there enough for two?
I would have guessed a viking would prefer lutefisk, but yes. There’s also those grape leaves that look like nasty little soggy cigar butts, and delicious, delicious baklava.
It’s “kthxbai” by the way.
kthxpie
MMMMMMMMMM pie
Mmmmmm, π.
@charro: You probably will drive yourself insane trying to play spelling nazi in lolspeak.
Wangadoodle-doo. Coo Coo Wang Choo.
I haz an eggman…they haz the eggman…I iz the wangrus! Goo goo g’joob!
You’re assuming I am not already insane….
I agree with the sentiment and all, but jeez, guyz! There were so many far more clever lols with plane pictures to choose from!
What kind of bubble gum snapping, mouth-breathing lamers are voting these days?
The answer is in the question…
You and your logic again. Pff. Logic. Never did nothin for nobody.
That’s not logic. That’s wisdom.
Yes, they’re gum-snapping, mouth-breathing lamers, but what kind of gum-snapping, mouth-breathing lamers are they?
Presbyterians.
Wal-Mart stockers.
Hey I think you should leave walmart stockers out of it. My mother is one quarter Trinidad stocker on her dads side, and so that gives me the right to talk about it.
Wouldn’t that be “stalkers”?
Ok, that wasn’t so clever.
*glances around furtively*
RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone’s a little bit racist today!
Everyone’s a little bit racist…OK!
If we could all just admit
That we are racist a little bit
Even though we know that it is wrong…
Maybe it would help us get along!
No way I am racist. I’m half a jew.
Half a jew, half a jew, half a jew onward
Rode the six hundred……
*ducks away from Fester’s glare, again*
Dude, if you’re only half a Jew, does that make you Jew-ish?
Depends…
@Charro – the upper or lower half?
Actually it depends whether it was your mum or your dad, but….
@Fester, on a woman you can’t tell by upper or lower, only on a man.
No, I don’t wear Depends on either half of me Unc. I’ve still got my wits about me
DAMN! I find them hot on the ladies…
I find cute boys hot when they are on me…
Wouldn’t that be “stalkers”?
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Only if you’re going out… to stalk… Lenny and Carl.
Okay, out of deference to your vast cultural underpinnings,
I withdraw “Wal-Mart stockers,” and submit the following:
Knuckle-draggers.
I hate knuckle-draggers, and since my brother is one, I can’t possibly be racist about it.
Yeah, but can we look that up on the web?
you can look at my myspace page and thats proof enough because no on e would lie on a myspace page that i set up over a YEAR ago wtih my boyfriend and my coworkers at work who love me so much they set up a shrine to me and theres a picture of that on my myspace page and if you dont believe me you can look it up on the web because its all there to remind me of that horrible time and my husband was there too and thanks all you guys for being mature.
On behalf of everyone at PK, we’re really-really
sorry we didn’t believe you about your husband-
boyfriend, your five jobs, your undead brother,
and your awesomeness. We’re so jealous, we
have all agreed to shut down PK, and wait for
you to speak to us directly from your MySpace
page.
Well, as I speak through my Myspace page, you can all kneel at my feet and bask in my awesomeness. And you’re wrong about what you said. It was 6 jobs, two twin brothers who came back from the dead, and my boyfriend-husband is actually one of my brothers.
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Now kiss my feet, you unworthy minion!
Don’t forget your boobs!
How could I? They are so big they give me back trouble (34C, so HUGE!), and you should all fall down and worship them.
Yes, but are they real boobs? As opposed to fake 36b boobs
“my coworkers at work who love me so much they set up a shrine to me”
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Take a closer look. That’s a shrine to Elvis.
But you can hate the hate, due to your familial
familiarity.
BTW, I take it you’re not talking about either of your
dead brothers, right? Perhaps one of them isn’t dead
anymore?
I wonder sometimes. In this case I wonder if somebody at PK wasn’t reading the discussion on the previous lol regarding the devaluation of the word “hero” and snickered and threw this up there just to fsck with us.
I did a plane one from a different perspective. [link] Why? Because as amazing of a landing as it was, and as wonderful as it was that nobody got killed, I can actually imagine an airline making that announcement, without any trace of irony.
Loved it, but too many words for the aforementioned gum snapping, mouth-
breathing lamers, unfortunately.
Yes, that tends to be my weak point!
Nothing wrong with the $5 caption… be loud and proud!
*experiences The Commitments flashback*
Lack of “gum snapping, mouth-breathing lamer” appeal is a badge
of honor. Wear it proudly!
Yeah, if it was the case, that PK was punishing us with this POS for my previous post, sorry about that, my bad. ;-(
The one you posted wasn’t bad. I also kind of liked the ‘now serving fish and goose’ one. I think my favorite of this theme was the one that said something like, ‘In the case of a water landing, your plane can be used as a flotation device.’
That was pertinent and creative.
This one is simply awful. Gee, ur doing it right. Wow, I never saw that phrase applied to a pic up here before… The spelling just reminds me of the whole Dan quayle potato (potatoes) debacle.
Yeah, I liked the “fish and goose” and “flotation device” ones myself.
I liked slan’s “fish and goose” one, too. On this photo, I liked the
“Terrorist Birds,” one, except for the poster format fail.
Yeah, that’s a good one, but “Now serving fresh pate and caviar” would be funny, too!
Thanks! That was actually mine! [BLUSH]
Which one was yours, and under what name? I looked under Literal, but
there’s nothing there.
[LINK] under my name to the “plane as flotation device” lol.
Cool, thanks
Literal is female? I don’t know why I assumed male.
I believe so, but this may not be Literal’s LOL. There could
be another one on another photo of the plane. This is just
the only one I saw.
i was coming over here to make one that said “smoother than most runway landings” but then i saw there were like 567899876546789098765 really crappy captions for this picture and i decided i wouldn’t contribute another one that would inevitably be skipped for something much more gum-snapping, mouth-breather approved.
apparently, i forgot where all my punctuation keys were. holy crap. that’s a run on to kill all run ons. wow.
No worries. It was more coherent than the ones by the guy I was debating last night. Apparently he’d broken all his punctuation keys save his exclamation point.
“The white folks think they’re at the top, ask any proud white male. A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle.”
and 8 years of Gorgeous George and Slippery Dick…
Yuck.
Wait for the ‘Obama-tard’ comments from… now, what’s that delightful expression you chaps use… ah, yes… Butt hurt right wingers…
You rang?
We need some cliché Right wing bile here… STAT!
There you people go again, always blaming Dan Quayle for everything. You libs can’t say three sentences without blaming Dan Quayle for something.
How’s that?
oog… and would you want it, after it’s had a week to soak in the Hudson River? Very funny, in a revolting but completely fresh kind of way.
Faved and 5′ed, dear, and thanks for the vote of confidence on the menu items!
@Slan: I think I have found the answer. [LINK]
My voting is more along the lines of
fail: 93%
skip: 6.5%
win: 0.5%
Obviously, I’m not as important up here as I think I am ;-(
Hello,
You are right, i misspelled the word ‘heroes,’ which is a considerable embarrassment, considering this is my first post. Also, I didn’t realize lolspeak was only for cats. I’m doubly embarrassed! Well, I just wanted to express my admiration for how all these people rose to the occasion. Thanks.
They did quite well, didn’t they? Especially Sully.
Welcome & congrats on making the front page, even if we did give your spelling a hard time!
They truly are heroes.
I don’t think you did so bad with the lol speak, being “ur doin it right” is based on “YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG”, and that is not a ICHC meme specifically. It is fine to use general internet memes.
don’t sweat it
you gave grammer nazies’ something to wah about so smile!
Can I have some cheese for this whine please?
Thanks, dissimilitude.
I think we all are going to rise to the occasion, show our decency and clean up this country. Sully showed us how to start.
Sadly, you are assuming that the majority is like Sully and not the minority. The minority tend to get frustrated with the majority and give up.
*sigh*
It’s a nice idea though. I’m down.
Time for chocolate therapy?
*hands over box of truffles*
*takes box, bites into a truffle* Thank you very much. I love chocolate and your gift is making me feel much better, in fact, quite happy!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Any world with truffles in it can’t be all bad!
The oak loving fungus or chocolate?
They obviously didn’t plan ahead!
*passes Unc a box of oak fungus*
Spelling, you’re doing it wrong?
That’s right. *facepalms*
Wait.. Did you seriously miss all those comments up there? We have been through this already. Paying attention fail
I went and read comments at the other LOL sites and, indeed, i see there are different cultures. Who knew? i’ll be more sensitive going forward.
Although I had a warm welcome on Failblog… It seemed I out cyniced them… they seemed to think PKers were pussies…
Failblog is even harder to keep up with than PK. Sometimes, though not very often, I actually have to do work when at work. I know, it devastates me too.
Also, I have a hard time comprehending the comments on ICHC. I know, that sounds weird; but I just can’t read that language very well. Perhaps if they were to use German instead….
I also have difficulty with the ICHC comments–makes my brain bleed.
I just find it twee…
AmE speakers:
Twee–chiefly British : affectedly or excessively dainty, delicate, cute, or quaint
New favorite word. It’s so fun to say!
A fun variant is one I learned from a German gal: “itty petity” (rhymes with ‘kitty kitty’).
Used to describe a female for whom a broken fingernail is a life crisis.
I actually knew that one. One of my favorite British terms that we don’t have a good equivalent to in the US.
“A little bit lavendar” may be too specific for the purpose.
Twee’s British?
LOLspeak asplodes my head.
We all take a little getting used to. You’re welcome nonetheless.
IT”S BUSH”S FAULT!!! Oh wait, no it’s not….
Probably Dick Cheney… but then, if the devil exists, his name is ‘Dick’
I think it might be the fault of your shift key.
doing it right, spelling it wrong…
Blargh! Be more original with your comments for the love of bork.
But I don’t love Bork! I remember when Reagan tried to put him on the Supreme Court, he’s a total freaking eejit.
I remember him. *Not* hawt–Next!
For the love of crumbcake you guys. Not THAT bork!!
The Swedish Chef? Love that guy!
[Link]
Bork Bork Bork!
Yes.. That Bork
Bjork?
She’s Icelandic…
And weird, but hot.
I prefer less ‘pixie’ with my hotness…
Jevorn hurn shkee hoo, v’dishki doo,
Jevorn shk’vurdi un hoom, BORK BORK BORK!
*clatter*
Muppets win!
Things Slan is Not Allowed to Do At Gigs
18. Sing “Johnny Jump Up” in Mock Swedish
19. Sing “The Froggy Dew” in Kermit voice
SPELLING
YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!
You’re what they call ’slow’ aren’t you?
Are you seriously asking such a question of “featherlight?”
It was mostly rhetorical… I assumed he was licking the monitor screen…
CAPS LOCK
YOU’RE DOING IT ANNOYING.
“Heroes” not Heros
Spelling – ur doing it wrong.
Reading comprehension – you’re doing it wrong.
Snark all you want, but I watched this going down (no pun intended) from my office window. Pretty damn amazing.
Comprehension fail. Nobody is snarking about the event, dolt.
Comprehension pass, thank you. I in no way said the snark was aimed at the event. It was an off-handed remark made as an aside to any snarking. I assure you, my reading comprehension is well in check.
Does anyone else notice the lack of the “E” in HEROES????
Do you notice your own reading-other-posts FAIL?
Do you notice your own caps-shouting FAIL?
Do you notice your own over-punctuation FAIL?
Rho,
you must admit, however, that it’s an ‘Attention Span of a Gnat’ Win.
Truly, and the name “anon” properly describes its hasty nature,
so that’s a truth-in-advertising win, as well.
Oh fs, please. -.-
landing fail more like
Landing on Water win, I think you’ll find… especially with as close to a full load of fuel as makes no odds…
Would a better landing have been in a populated area?
Oh yes, always better to hit (being as they were in NY) millions of people with the plane and save the people on the plane the srop it down in a river with minimal collateral damage risk….
Paddy you’re an idiot. Obviously you didn’t see the statistics, planes involved in emergency water landings don’t usually pull it off with NO CASUALTIES.
*drop
“landing fail more like”
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Considering that their only other choice was to land in Newark, I’m not sure that’s true.
er… *DROP it down…
Stupid nesting fail.
Nesting had a stupid… one can tell…
Piss off! How does doing your job make you a hero? It’s like those people who say that soldiers at war are ‘heroes’. In what way are they heroes? All they do is their job. ‘Captioning an image with grammatical correctness’ fail…
Spelling … you’re doing it wrong!
If we could do more stuff like this(not the crashing part, but helping other people) we could shut up those anti-american jerks.