Of course it’s correct.
Of course it’s correct. I translated it online.
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*dances on desk in her underwear*
*does not say first*
;o)
Drat you! Here I was not saying first…
Mostly second!!
*sticks out tongue*
And I must say, that is some STUNNING undies you gots there… WHERE did you get the yarn thong? ;>
*blushes*
*puts clothes back on*
Gift from a friend…
Yarn… Interesting… *ponders since Lynn crochets*
Skid marked yarn… yum…
Speak for yourself, Fester. I am nothing if not clean.
Lemme see… *squeaks* Yup, that’s CLEAN!
Skid marks happen to the best of us… all it takes is one wet fart…
*certifies diss with a paper beauty pageant sash with
“Sanitized for your Protection” emblazoned across the front*
That was indeed an image just for you
No wonder they blow themselves up. They don’t even have the smarts to spell a word right, try to spell it how they say it in English.
i like the smiley on the end of this comment
Orange juice? Grape juice? Hassidic Juice?
I don’t drink Hassidic… the tassels catch in your teeth…
And this is a great spot for one of my favorite stupid jokes:
What did the gonif get when he robbed the Hassidic bank?
Loot of the Frum!!
*rimshot*
This ties perfectly in with the underwear discussion.
OH, THE DELICIOUS IRONY.
ALL Juice!! Can’t you read?!
If it’s not tassels, it’s hair grips…
No hair bobbles, they just tuck it all up inside those spiffy hats. But tassels, oh yes, they need to be strained out. That’s what the yarmulke’s for.
They hold the hats on with hair grips in the UK…
Oh, like barrettes? I’ve seen that here, too.
USA translation: bobby pins
and I don’t want them in my Jack LaLanne… capiche?
Is that Cockney rhyming slang for something?
It’s a juicer
You’re wearing Lurex right now, aren’t you?
only my crotchless ones… it’s leisure time…
By all means, relax and enjoy!
“70,000 Juice Tiger juicers were recalled in March 1996 after “14 incidents resulting in at least eight lacerations to the hands, face, arms, and chest and one permanent eye injury” were reported to the CPSC and National Media Corporation of The USA”
–
“That’s the power of the juice!” — Jack LaLanne
He always make that sound dirty…
But you can’t argue with the fun of lacerations! Amirite? Guys? Guys?…
>_> Damn…
oh cut it out
Hehe, you slay me, my dear but your remark carves me to the core.
No matter how you slice it, you’re rotten
to the core. Not that that’s a bad thing
How much humor can we squeeze out of this lacerations thing, though?
Quite a bit. We’re a bunch of cut-ups.
*pulling muscles from a shell*
Yeah, but I’ve seen the little bendy-clippy barrettes, too. (see link)
…And come to think of it, judging from all the pictures I’ve seen on here of the Pope with his hat flying off (or robes flying in his face) maybe he should consider that option as well.
I have some of that type. They’re stronger than bobby pins,
but not very masculine-looking, imo.
Well it’s for the pope… Not like he doesn’t steal from Leberache’s(sp?) closet to begin with.
I was trying to get out of this situation without saying
“staple gun.” Oops!
LOL, ya…
Even liberal pomegranate juice?? But my brother’s married to one!
A pomegranate? I hope that you’ve disowned him…
Isn’t that a pip?
*Tries bloody desperately to get rid of In The Night Garden from brain after kids’ DVD ran all day*
*Derek Jacobi really can’t sing*
no only zionist juice, it says that in tiny parentheses.
Orange Juice. This man is obviously still upset about the OJ trial.
Ya, apple totally didn’t do it. It was OJ and Prune. Damn legal system…
Hassidic Juice hurts when you have a cut in your mouth.
No, OJ Simpson. Get it?
Wow… like ten people have said that.
*headdesk*
I fail. I’ve been doing that a lot lately.
*quits drinking*
Is Hassidic Juice Kosher?
well probably not, seeing as humans arent kosher. and the juice would probably include blood, which we jews cant have.
Old trick that Cannibals used… you hang them, alive, upside down, on an ‘X’-frame. Then slit the carotid arteries and stand back. 15 minutes late, you have long pig that’s petty much Kosher and Helal… Still used in parts of central Africa. One thing about the advent of child soldiers… the meat is a lot less chewy…
oh well, We want me and not bubble-gum you know.
whoops. meat, not me…… *backs away as cannibals point spears*
what a trad !!!
Remember boys and girls, spellcheck won’t tell you when the wrong word is being used, and then you look silly on the internet
It’s a good thing it’s spelled wrong, or he’d just look stupid, not silly.
Here’s something fun to do.
Write a sentence in English, then to Japanese, followed by Russian, back to Japanese, then to Spanish, then Chinese, and back to English.
You’ll get something that’s not even Engrish worthy.
Speaking of Engrish, that’d have been suitible for the Engrish page, IMO.
I think we have different definitions of fun.
It’s like an international game of telephone. It could be used to teach kids how harmful gossip is in other languages.
That’s our Jane, always thinking…
Hey if you’re gonna talk smack you should do it in English. After all, this is Ameirca.
Sure? I’m not in America…
Where IS the interwebz?
This website is in english, and the majority of the cat people are clearly american (as much as I hate to admit it)…but…where are we?!?
Halp! I’m lost in the internets! I don’t know what country I’m in!
No… it’s in American…
Well, I was joking, hence the deliberate misspelling of America. I understand how hard sarcasm is to catch when it’s written, but my misspelling referenced a previous lol, and I was pretty sure DWN would get it.
In… Nevermind. Yes I got it and smiled muchly.
In bed. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Well there we go.
Hey, Jane, out of curiosity, are your kids doing Poetry Out Loud? I’m consumed by it right now. I’ve been going around mumbling my poems (I’m doing it for two different classes) under my breath for the past day.
Well, I’m not with that class anymore, their regular teacher came back and I’m back with elementary kids. However, I can tell you that they most assuredly are not, since they all have an overwhelming lack of ambition. Way to go on you doing it though! I thought it sounded like lots of fun when I heard about it, and wished I could convince some of my students to try it.
I’m glad that you see it fit enough for the Engrish page. Now go back and look up “suitible.”
Thanks for playing…
You’re right, that IS fun! I typed in “My hovercraft is full off eels”, and at the end I had “The eel finished my hovercraft.” If that’s not a win, I don’t know what is. =)
I typed in “I’m charging my laser” ran it through japanese, russin, prtugese croation and italion (not in that order) and got “I am a laser”
Gradico in order to take away my automobile.
That’s what I got after trying “I like to drive my car” over and over. Verra nice.
But only Zionist juice.
I was going to say ‘I don’t think they think about the differences’, then I realised, I don’t think they think…
definitely an antisemantic joke …
Win!
WIN of the day.
*rootles around for a suitable prize, but only has bunch of dried flowers, a leftover candy-cane and a small plastic Shrek*
I think small plastic Shrek would make a mighty fine desk companion!
He could sit next to my red Swingline stapler, and my Aflac duck…
Yeah, the Shrek is a win. I too have an Aflac duck. Mine’s the stress reliever kind though.
Steve, Honey. You didn’t win this time, so you don’t get the Shrek toy. Maybe you can win next time.
Uh, I’m going to have to ask you to move your desk. Now, if you could get it to go as far back against that wall as possible, that would be great.
Cuz it’s MY leftover dried plastic candy toy. MINE.
Rho – But..but..they told me that was the last time I would have to move my desk. I…I..used to be able to watch the squirrels.
Cpt. Wow – My aflac duck says “Aflac!” when you squeeze it, but it’s not the squishy stress reliever kind. I won it from the Aflac agent because I knew the answer to a common sense question! Yay me!
Yay for common sense. Congrats on the winning of the Aflac duck. I got mine when they came in to try and sign us up for insurance. (not nearly as interesting of a story)
*pouts slightly*
Say, you know what would be a great idea? Since you’re
already down here, it would be great if you could get a can
of pesticide and take care of the cockroach problem we’ve
been having in here.
Well, at least there’s SOMETHING that all sides have in common.
No surely that’s milk ‘n’ honey
I don’t think they think…
Nesting fail…
I’ve attached to the correct answer
the guy is nicole brown simpson’s cousin… and he’s still looking for retribution…
Though I am puzzled by the ALL part. So does OJ have siblings named Apple, Strawberry Banana, and Prune? Must they die too?
well… it has been 14 years since she was killed… he thinks it was a conspiracy between oj, white grape juice, and the columbian connection, pina colada…
Don’t forget fruit punch or tangerine. Good I never trusted Tangerine with his wee beady eyes!!!
and that smug look on his face!!!
Ooohooo, you’re gonna buy my fruit… Ooooohooo.
But my question, how can you hate… The Tangerine?
well, he spawn camped me in halo once.
And apparently he inveigled my movie reference too much to be gotten. Curse him and his spawn camping ways!!!
obvious photoshop is obvious
obvious troll is obvious
I’m not a troll jackass
It’s not a ’shop, and you’re a troll.
It looks shopped to me…why is it all fuzzy around the guys fingers then? And I’m not exactly sure how someone who says ‘obvious photoshop is obvious’ is a troll…
Because no one cares if it is photoshopped. He’s a ’shop troll. His only purpose is to yell out ’shop and rain on everyone’s parade.
The one guy’s fingers are fuzzy because he is in motion at the time of the snapshot since he is reaching for the poster from behind.
Actually, if you observe, all the fingers are in motion and thus a bit fuzzy. Just looked at it again. Fuzzy doesn’t denote photoshop. Fuzzy usually means crappy resolution or motion blur.
I’d disagree… a troll jackass appears to be a reasonable description. You keep it – you’ve earned it.
Yeah, he walked right into that one. OMGoodness FTW!
*sigh* Grammar Nazis…
Wang, is it in you?
Why do I ask? Because you asked.
This advertisement has been paid by the offices of Shut Up and Nizzleflute, Attorneys at Bra.
not photoshopped— I saw him in real life.
Unless, of course, you think someone photoshopped my memory and my own video evidence of the guy. In which case, the conspiracy goes deeper than any of us ever imagined.
I was gonna post a sarcastic remark (I did enjoy this one) but everyone is having too much fun with it!
maybe this is anti-citrisism?
At least it’s not Anti-Dentite!
Hooray for Seinfeld!
It’s hard to see, but did he scrawl Zionist in parentheses over Juice? I guess he’s having second thoughts about ALL the juice.
Fool. All juice is Zionist juice! XD lol.
This guy is such an asshole I think we should embarrass him as much as possible by plastering the picture all over the internet. I love the look of horror on his friend’s face – ‘Dude! You’re embarrassing every one of us!’
I bet he wages protest marches over Broccoli and Brussels Sprouts too.
He must have been a difficult eater as a child…
FIRST!
fail!
…in spirit!
…and no, you cannot kill juice. That would be ‘like’ stabbing blood. Why not attack the piece of fruit while it was happy and whole? Better yet, why not go on to invent the edible tazer (proven through self testing, of course)?
It’s been done. It’s called GINGER, and there are quite a few people who seem to swear by the edible-tasing effect of fresh ginger. I have no idea, myself. But you might find it helpful. Never can tell.
Does anyone wonder how the word “few” changes its meaning to “many” when you add the words “quite” and “a” in front of it? I wonder about it. It boggles me and I specifically try to avoid the phrase, since saying it makes my head hurt.
It’s an English-english thing, where understatement plays its part.
I always thought it was something to do with semantics. A few to me connotates, a handful of people, while many is a large percentage. quite a few connotates to a small percentage, but still enough people that it is a considerable amount.
Ex: Many people in the world have brown eyes. Quite a few people in the world have Blue eyes. Only a few people in the world have violet eyes.
Now my head hurts more. Eh, what are you gonna do.
I suggest googling the term Figging. It gives the history of ginger use and so on. It was very… Enlightening, ya that is the word I will use.
Boy, you are evil.
…
I like it.
I do my humble part. ; )
Henceforth, I am replacing “friggin’” with “figgin’” in my database.
Pratchett mentioned the term “feagued-up old screw” when talking about a horse. Now I know what the hell he was talking about… Hooboy…
Incidentally, the Wiki picture of a HAND of garlic now looks perdy intimidatin’
Hehe, indeed. I am glad to have added to your database.
Sadly he is one of the moderate Muslims.
He’s not a Suf. They tend to be so easy going that the sunni and shi’ites really want nothing to do with them… lessen they’re dead…
So he’s from Amarillo?
IF they’d found him in Amarillo, they’d have just shot him and then held a parade.
I was thinking the other way around with that. With his attitude, in Amarillo, he could run for Mayor.
Sorry, the other way *round* with that…
(I’m not a good British school boy.)
This guy is a beverage-ist biggot! I’d love to see a YouTube video of him getting kicked square in the cajones.
I don’t get it.
I know this is not a good use of my time, but I really, really want to know what the story is here.
I’ve composed a number of awesome scenarios in my imagination but none of them are plausible.
Is it possible he knows what his sign says? Is this some kind of post-modern protest against the crass, globalized commercialization of protests and the increasing meaninglessness of protest signs? Or does he really hate juice?
Or, more likely, is he mixing up “Jews” with “Juice” ? In which case who would have mistranslated that for him? Probably it was a verbal translation and his friends are all having a laugh at his expense.
If it is “Jews/Juice” then the afterthought of “Zionist” does make more sense.
But I really, really want it to deliberately be zionist juice.
We all got it wrong – Borat was saying “Throw the juice down the well.”
Audrey, the lol I did for this picture gave him a backstory that you might like. Linked on my name.
In Fort Lauderdale, Florida, a few days ago, pro-Palestinian demonstrators chanted “Bring Back the Ovens” – a call for a second Holocaust – as well as “Nuke Israel”, “Go to Hell Israel”, and “Your mother’s a whore”. In demonstrations in other U.S. cities, young thugs waved the flags of Hamas and Hezbollah, which is responsible for the deaths of 241 Marines in Lebanon while they slept. In San Francisco, the Holocaust Memorial has been defaced three times with obscenities.
These people are uncivilized and full of bloodlust.
And they hate Juice
Not the proper area to post your comment, Alli. I agree with V and I applaud him on his talent with a knife. These people are completely uncivilized and dangerous to even come within 10 feet of. Those schmucks should go kill each other. I do feel pity for those young teenagers out there who will waste their lives fighting for the hatred imposed upon them. I once had the misfortune to talk to a teenager in America who went around drawing swastikas and I asked him why he hated Jews. He just shrugged. Children and teenagers are spreading messages of hatred and targeting Jews and they do not even know why they are doing that. I feel such sadness when I even think about people like this. So thank you V, for showing me that there may be a few people out there like me who do understand what is going on and do not hate for no reason or even for a reason that is stupid.
Completely the proper area for Alli’s comment. Both sides are about equally brutal and stupid in this conflict.
People who just demonise the other side are a major part of the problem. No reason to take them seriously.
LOL! This is the funniest one I’ve seen in a while. Why?! haha
*Fails to come up with a witty comment*
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
This isn’t as funny as other one’s I’ve seen, nice one though.
Kapures can’t spell and that is a fact or should I say “fakt”
Maybe he’s a vegetarian and just has a problem with Au Jus?
OMG. I just got it.
::hides in SHAME::
Anyone know what he’s really trying to say, or is there some revolt against juice that I don’t know about?
So, I guess this guy is more of a soda drinker then?
He misspelled jews.
anti-Semitism is NOT funny no matter how its spelled it gross!
No, but a bigot making a complete ass of himself on camera is
I disagree, I’m a Jew & I find this hilarious. Stupid anti-Semites always put a smile on my face.
I’m charro and I approve this timely message.
I’m Max and I approve your timely approval of this timely message.
PK is discarding my comments.
Awww, but why in the world would anyone want to discard you Charro?
That’s what I was thinking!
I could say something about taking what you discard… but somewhere a shizter fetishist would get a boner….
Ew.
I’ll second that..
Thirded. Motion passed. Crap is icky and not sexual in any way. *wanders off to throw up*
I would like to bring the motion to the floor that there be a new more appealing name for “Banana Hammock”.
Second!
I nominate Zucchini Cradle on the grounds that zucchini is chock full of Vitamin A and postassium.
So that would be mallow cradle in the UK?
Seconded!
I like C0ck carrier personally, but it’s not very subtle.
*takes off his pants*
I dunno does this look like a “C*ck Carrier” or a “Zucchini Cradle”?
*steels his ego for impending flames*
Flames? So you’re a red head?
Not at all…
“Happy harness”?
Zucchini cradle. Definitely. *snaps photos*
Yep. Going right on FB.
If only Max and I were friends..
I have the feeling my webcam would be getting a workout
This is relevant to my interests.
I’m fine with them on FB Charro as long as there’s no ’shoppin
And DU I think it goes without saying that I’ll “relevate your interests…” As soon as I figure out what relevate means….
No shopping? Damn. *puts away credit card*
SHOPPED!
Oh noes! My credibility in the pants! It has been ruined!
Definitely. You can see where the shadows are all wrong around the…umm… *distracted*
I’m charro and I approve this timely penis.
Er.. Thread.
Out of all the words I’ve heard used to describe it, this is the first “timely” that’s slipped in….
*giggles*
That’s what she said…
Well, I’m off to take a shower. Feel free to join me.
In the words of Fry, “Now there’s something we can all enjoy.”
I’ve got the loofah!
I certainly hope DU’s got a lot of hot water…
I just installed a tankless in her house! She has plenty!
Then I suppose the only question is.. Is there room for a C*ck carrier in there?
*presses naked and wet up against DU*
I dunno.. Can you squeeze in here?
Perhaps maybe if I put this right…… here…
Oh yes, I fit quite nicely…
*giggle*
First one to drop the soap wins!
Whoops! I dropped the soap.. I’d better bend over and pick it up..
*bends over and wiggles*
Oh perhaps I should stay close behind you, in case you slip forward.
*grabs Charro’s hips*
Just in case….
*backs up* Oh my, what’s that poking me in my rear?
*leans down and whispers*
Me voulez-vous pousser en avant donc vous pouvez apprendre ?
*looks at DU*
Do you want to help Charro find out?
Wow…
Just wow. An idiot and a hate monger. Great.
*swoops in, in a timely manner* I believe that may be redundant!
*is the wind beneath DU’s timely wings*
I am Jewish as well and this is funny to me too. Hate mongers are stupid and people should be reminded of this.
I’m charro and I approve this timely message too!
I’m Max and this time, I’m approving this timely massage.
*massages Charro*
I approve this timely massage! *is jew massaged*
Well since we’re both here *breaks out the oils*
*takes off top… and bottom*
You seem to have a lot of tension… between your legs.. let me alleviate that for you….
Yes, this will require some deep penetrating massage..
Where’s Janie! I can’t get in trouble again!
Don’t you renew your Max riding license weekly?
I do, but but, I just want to make sure!
It’s too bad she’s not around, she could…. “lend a hand”.
That would certainly be appreciated.. By you as well I am sure.
It’d be good times all around, as you are our favorite playmate
You can’t be surprised, you play so well with others
Not surprised, flattered
*has an idea then changes mind and flies off*
Given the streak of posting Charro and I are having DWN, any idea inspired by this thread has to be a good idea.
Maybe he went to look for Lynn?
Lynn is pretty hawt.
In that case I can hardly blame him, haven’t seen pics but from what I’ve heard, Lynn gets the blood flowing… No disrespect to your lovely lady DWN.
Eh, no worries, Max. Did I ever give you my Yahoo contact info? I never see your ICHC page so I wouldn’t know where to bother with it.
I suppose I could have Lynn hunt you down for me since she is on Facebook…
My ICHC profile is basically desolate, I favorite some lols when I happen to be voting… but I’ll be on FB more often now(I swearz Janies, Charro and DU). Have Lynn Look for me Maxwell Silverhammer on FB. Maybe one day when I’m not broke I can buy a real phone that does the FB stuff mobile-y.
As you wish, hunted down you will be…
What’s everybody doing way back here…
*takes a closer look at the thread*
oh…
I’ll come back later, I think DU may be ready for more ‘inspecting’
I do believe the phrase is “I’ll be in my bunk.”
Well crap… There is more than one Maxwell Silverhammer…
So care to help narrow that down?
Holy sh*t! There is? I’m the one with a blue silhouette for a picture? Hehe I just started it this past Monday, and haven’t had a chance to do anything with it this past week. So whichever Maxwell is the newest created, that’s me…. with no picture yet.
… Okay, that isn’t going to help.
Silver Tongue, look it up. You will see a picture of a brunette with a dragon staring at her chest. Say something to her cuz I am not going to have her chase through 30+ Non-pictured. XD
Fair enough, I can do that.
You wouldn’t happen to be the dragon in the pic would you? Surveying your kingdom?
Long story but no. I do more than survey. XD
If you can, do it now. So we can get this settled before bed.
Can’t, I’m at work. I get to hold firewatch over PK in the evening hours until 5 am eastern…. good times
I’m off tomorrow though I will probably be friending Charro and Janie and the rest of them while trying to make my page at least something to look at. I’ll hunt you and Lynn down then… So… I’ll give you a 10 hour headstart, starting… now.
Start running my prey
Fair enough, though I don’t run. I’ll just stand my ground and then grab you before humping you for dominance…
Knowing our luck, the women of PK will have cameras and never living it down will ensue.
SEE YA THERE!!! XD
We should wear the Zucchini Cradles, and ask for royalty charges on the photos and vids… we’ll be rich.
Or accused of starting a panic and hung as war criminals…
Either way, we shall see. Good night.
Sweet dreams!
Silly boys. I thought you were already hung.
*grins*
Would you like a refresher Mabs?
Thank you, sweetie, but I have one of my own.
And what a lucky “one” he is
Very kind of you, I’m sure. I’ve him a long time.
Must go to bed; it’s late here. You have a good night at work.
I need toothpicks for my eyelids….