Comments on: MILITARY RECRUITING… YOU CAN’T START TOO YOUNG

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:07:23 +0000

I don’t know–Sorry!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:52:32 +0000

LOL–That sounds like something my aunt
would say, between telling my mom how to
cook and bragging on her idiot son.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:46:09 +0000

We created new swears just for you to use on her, Jane.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:42:44 +0000

She just out of nowhere once exclaimed, “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, You walk like a herd of elephants!” I was like, what?

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:40:58 +0000

dances with froo and AC. it’s snowing here so i’m wearing my winter boots, k? as for the conclusion i wanted a total bloodbath with only like 3 people surviving. silly mormons and their happy endings. blech.
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jane – glad they went with esme rather than enid… not a *bad* name, just rough saddling a kid with it.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:18:18 +0000

So wrestling and grabbing random rubber worms for impromptu weapons. Got it.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:17:18 +0000

*bollocks boil down to oil silently*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:15:25 +0000

Well, if you would start by doing anything
right, she could take a break…
(I have an aunt like that.)

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:12:34 +0000

I thought you preferred wearing crotchless buttered Lurex
in an anti-gravity chamber with sticky steamed rice.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:10:29 +0000

I have worse demons in my head than Bush, wimp.

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:09:05 +0000

Oh, I remember that one! It was such a great show. Has it been cancelled, or is it only on late at night? I haven’t seen it in ages.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:05:37 +0000

I loved that show! In my favorite episode, Cheney had to be aborted
after he was sucked into Barbara after a torrid rendezvous.

Good, twisted stuff! The Scooby Doo episode was fun, too.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:02:26 +0000

Good one: All twitchy here!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:27:19 +0000

No, she is just Esme, and in fact, they have never, nor will they ever, read Twilight. When they found out there was a character in Twilight named Esme they almost didn’t pick it. Since my s-i-l’s choice was Enid, I’m glad they stuck with Esme. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Barenaked Ladies as much as the next person who names themselves after one of their songs, but I’m not fond of the name Enid for real.

By: AC

AC — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:02:59 +0000

Oh aye. Cheap plot devices enabling happy endings left, right and centre… The Volturi losing all villain kudos… Vampireness being ridiculously easy… All that “drama” on the island… Bella crying at her own wedding (that’s cringey just to read about)….
*Joins froo (with clothes on (it’s cold today))*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:56:25 +0000

Heh, pretty much. The apples can and do have a tendency to fall very far from the tree in terms of ability.

By: AC

AC — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:51:50 +0000

Absolutely!
It’s not like the Queen does anything. It’s just that some ancestor was smart enough to be a decent warlord and another married the right person…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:53:09 +0000

You mean you didn’t imagine him doing it to you? Girl

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:50:44 +0000

@MG

I think you’ll find it’s ’soft earth, fresh flowers, a warm night and a seculded part of the graveyard’

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:43:25 +0000

One word… strategery.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:40:21 +0000

Naked, in a vat of warm custard, with sticky rubber worms stirred in… my favourite field of honour…

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:42:42 +0000

Sure will. Want to buy a bridge?
)

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:54:56 +0000

Now that we know you’re lurking, we’ll behave better, too!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:47:40 +0000

Thanks Seth.. the move was great! The wife’s family has taken to calling the new house the McMansion (which I don’t get), but I prefer House of Pscetti.
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Sorry I missed the troll-bashing party, but I’m sure everyone had a great time and it sounds like peace and order have been restored.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:47:37 +0000

Personally, I was thinking the GAWDAWFUL conclusion to the ‘Twilight’ series that I hated so much that I wanted to burn the book and dance around the bonfire nekkid in protest.

By: FaileV

FaileV — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:43:18 +0000

anyone else thinking of Granny Weatherwax?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:42:31 +0000

Awww, thanks! I’ve been lurking again and really haven’t had the time to post. But, I will say the discussions haven’t changed and are still quite amusing, intelligent, and everything else that makes this place fun.
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Happy New Year to everyone!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:37:36 +0000

Please tell me the kid was named Esme and THAT”S IT, and not some god-aweful version of ‘Renneseme’.
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I like the name Esme, not so much the other one

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:33:45 +0000

Oh oh oh!!! I also became an aunt again today! My niece, Esme, was born this morning!!!!!!!!!!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:32:44 +0000

Okay, I get that this has been pretty hashed out by now, but I’m going to channel HHNF and say that when I showed this to my brother, who just came back from Iraq (it’s on my myspace so it MUST but true!) he laughed REALLY hard. So did my dad, a retired LTC.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:18:11 +0000

Sure, sure, make excuses for not wanting to play with us *goes and pouts*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:14:48 +0000

Hey! That’s not right! :p School started Monday and while my darling little angels and I parted ways, I am now working on a reading certification which requires being at the school from 7:45 in the morning till about 4:00 in the afternoon, so I don’t get on PK till late. Also, I had problems earlier in the week with PK freezing all the time.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:11:10 +0000

No wonder my grandmother keeps telling me she’s praying for me.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:07:11 +0000

In the state of Indiana all schools are required BY LAW to say the pledge of allegience AND have a moment of silence every school day.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:02:37 +0000

But he was a three headed hellhound that guards the gates to the Fortress of Doom, so only ONE of the heads was actually kicked.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:00:50 +0000

Work is not fun damn it! You WILL NOT LAUGH!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:50:05 +0000

I’m paranoid about that, too. In one instance,
a relatively psychologically messed up person
told me that she was going to pray for me.

My knee-jerk thought was, “Who’s praying for
her, because she needs to switch!”

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:44:00 +0000

@Unc: I’m going for “deafening silence.”

@diss: Except for the “threatened by Iraq”
specific in the question, I understand what
you’re saying.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:41:51 +0000

Or be painfully relieved.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:40:04 +0000

They would look cute together, but Auntie
would probably object.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:26:17 +0000

…and they’re so nice, too. All that friendli-
ness and caring for others. Yep, something’s
up with them…

*eyes pdq suspiciously*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:16:16 +0000

If you put a stupid sun visor on your cat,
I bet you would receive *at least* that
look…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:22:38 +0000

Oh no, you’re right on the money. Many’s a dirty ‘go to hell’ stare been shot after the person for whom you just said ‘I’ll pray for you.’ Gee, I love my religion sometimes….

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:51:46 +0000

Shall we battle for his soul then?

Light sabres, guns, knives, or rubber chickens at dawn?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:46:21 +0000

Chlamydia, but I think I like you

By: ubr

ubr — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:40:58 +0000

as soon as you get over your chlimidea…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:28:11 +0000

Never said he was. Somehow I doubt he kisses the ginger… *shudder*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:24:42 +0000

Unc, since when do you tip-off n00bs to
hazing stunts?

DWN, Unc’s not the kiss-and-tell type.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:00:13 +0000

Didn’t even raise an eyebrow. I think your time off has made you slip a bit.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:59:24 +0000

I am glad I stopped myself from laughing or otherwise I would have to explain why I am laughing at work…