Comments on: PHOTOSHOP…

By: nig nog

nig nog — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:04:13 +0000

wow…. i never noticed how badly photoshopped this picture was until I saw this caption

By: Twilit

Twilit — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:21:21 +0000

I love how the book Bush is holding is upside-down.

By: Bob Fry

Bob Fry — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:13:51 +0000

“PHOTOSHOP…Ridiculing Little Napoleans Since 1990″

By: InkedAlchemist

InkedAlchemist — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:38:27 +0000

Too bad Photoshop can’t make his presidency look any better. That’d be a neat trick.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:01:16 +0000

Unc’s a pearl tosser, truly. But why does
that sound so dirty?

By: NinjaHen

NinjaHen — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:13:22 +0000

I always tell people…
“Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a retard.”
It’s the internet. you don’t have any power over other people unless you’re a moderator of some sort and can do bad things to peoples accounts. and if you’re gonna use mod powers over petty stuff like someone yelling “first”, you don’t deserve to be a mod.
and here I am trying to influence people to stop arguing. XD Really though, everyone constantly talking about how annoying it is when people post first? that just encourages those people who enjoy seeing so many people respond to what they say. I might actually be tempted to post first if I did happen to be first, just so people would say something about what I said. XD I know no one’s gonna even read all this. Cookies at those who do though *Pegs readers with cookies*

By: Polly Wolly

Polly Wolly — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:41:20 +0000

A very appropriate follow-up caption would be:

FARFETCHED: If this would have been any other president, not so many people would have fallen for this photoshop!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:56:05 +0000

Spectacular! What colours could you get?
We used to joke about glow-in-the-dark stuff after the Chernobyl blast. Now we… what? Get luminous poo?
Seriosly – would this help detect E.coli in the food chain, or just make electron micrographs pretty?

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:43:18 +0000

That would actually be a pretty good gig. Watching kids light up when words come to life is gold. More than GB deserves, now that I think about it.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:34:52 +0000

In my neck-of-the-woods, LTD is generally short for “limited” – I’m looking for reasons to disagree with the first thought here…

By: Vandalgurl

Vandalgurl — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:38:47 +0000

So did you vote for him cause he is black or because you like what he stands for?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:56:42 +0000

*runs She down, killing her instantly*
*hauls carcass to froo’s for processing lessons*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:51:30 +0000

*steals cheese out of Cake’s sandwich*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:40:52 +0000

Tell your corpus it’s welcome. You’ve been through a lot
lately, but at least you’ve never been to the Pet Sematary.
There’s always next week, though.

*thinks maybe she has said too much*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:37:12 +0000

Could that movie be Head of State ?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:33:39 +0000

The “freedom for corporate shenanigans” bit
(a.k.a. “deregulation”) makes me a bit squicky.

By: FaileV

FaileV — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:22:32 +0000

oh gone are the days of a good heckling. Am I the only one that goes to the theater and gets the urge to throw a cabbage?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:22:07 +0000

So that’s where my can of Glade went!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:20:04 +0000

Sure it does…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:17:37 +0000

I’m not sayin” the stuff’s timeless or anything, but it’s a good way to relax after a day’s work. It IS the last great use of the soap opera, after all

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:15:25 +0000

as an addendum: The Bard would view what we call ‘theatre’ as pretty dull and lifeless… He’d probably throw rocks…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:11:47 +0000

WWE – the last common dramatic form to use the soliloquy to advance the plot….

Shakespeare would have relished it… groundlings and all…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:10:15 +0000

Charro’s heinie smells like ginger. Mine smells like roses, dontha know.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:08:23 +0000

I don’t know how many of you here watch WWE wrestling *hangs head in shame*, but those are similar to the skit they had with an old school wreslter named Farook, who only says the word ‘DAMN!’ when confronted with things. They sent him out ‘on a date’ with one of the divas, and when he was ordering he’d order things like ‘YAMS!’ and ‘HAM!’ and ‘SPAM!’ and other things that rhymed with ‘DAMN!’. Good times

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:57:25 +0000

and another nasal whine…

By: TheCake

TheCake — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:39:03 +0000

So the war is also fiction! Hurray!

//off to lalaland.

By: TheCake

TheCake — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:37:27 +0000

Yes. I will now check up every insignificant thing I see on snopes. Just to make sure. It there really cheese on my sandwich? Snopes will know!

By: ImmortalityLTD

ImmortalityLTD — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:21:11 +0000

Why do you think I’m LTD ?

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:01:21 +0000

Whoa. Slow your roll, there. Give offense where offense is due. In this instance, he’s actually innocent.

By: Galena

Galena — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:54:41 +0000

Wow… so let’s blame it on photoshop and photography rather than just admit the obvious: BUSH IS AN IDIOT. And I don’t care if this picture WAS edited. ‘Dubya’ is still the least intelligent president we have ever had in office– ever. Period. And the ass-kissing conservative that put this together isn’t going to convince me otherwise.

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:54:37 +0000

Which makes you, as you say, a tosser.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:43:17 +0000

Joe Biden can spout what crap he likes, since no one really cares unless Obama gets JFKed…

The last VP whose voice I’d recognise was Gore, and that’s because he was all over the TV like a rash in 2000…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:32:52 +0000

I applied for a job driving the Bookmobile. Unfortunately, I didn’t get it, but how cool would that have been?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:31:37 +0000

It’s the political equivalent of saying: “Puppies are cute”, or “Ice cream tastes good.”
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There was a movie (the title of which escapes me at the moment) where Chris Rock was running for President, and made a speech saying that he was in favor of good health, “but my opponent is in favor of cancer”.

By: altheatremaine

altheatremaine — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:17:42 +0000

Perhaps the stupidity of the general public is the fault of society– we practically tend to their every need!

Just look at television, hollywood, and magazines: they tend to stay in the 6th to 8th grader span of vocabulary, etc. It’s so sad.

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:42:51 +0000

The thing is though, almost no one would even suspect he wasn’t stupid and/or inattentive enough to get it wrong. Hence the popularity of this one.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:42:25 +0000

There’s a logic atm?
*lines up with bankcard*

By: noone

noone — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:41:43 +0000

dumb comment

By: noone

noone — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:41:17 +0000

amen kufr! forge is too busy bush-bashing to understand english or logic atm

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:40:53 +0000

Point taken!
Proceed with your intelligent cute-making!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:36:56 +0000

If you can be a Libertarian with a splash of
left-wing nut job, then I can be intelligent
and irresistibly kewt at the same time.
Just sayin’.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:25:29 +0000

Rho, your cuteness is increasing at a rate inversely proportional to your intelligence. I believe it is still easily reversable, but be careful not to go too far!

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:19:44 +0000

I consider myself a Libertarian, with a splash of left wing nut-job.

Is it too much to ask that our “free” country actually allow us the freedom to do as we please?

(as long as we don’t infringe upon the freedom of others of course!)

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:14:26 +0000

I’m not?!?
I…I didn’t know…there are others?
*feels comforted*
(I work with the “legislate Christianity” side)

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:06:20 +0000

Ai member dat: Dey was all “OM-NOM-NOM,”
n u was all “Oh noes! Das mai leg!” But dey
didn’t lissen. Den dey stolded mai bukkit…

By: pdq

pdq — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:05:39 +0000

*is too dignified a zombie to reply*
*no is not*
It’s not zombie material, but these cracked me up fiercely:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2000/06/14pirates.html

By: pdq

pdq — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:00:31 +0000

My corpus thanks you. I really didn’t need another after-life, alternate-life, life-after-life or other bizarre episode after being digested by vultures. *shudder*

By: pdq

pdq — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:56:09 +0000

CALDONIA!!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:51:47 +0000

I found another error: Webster’s spelled it “staunch.”
Stupid Webster’s!

By: pdq

pdq — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:50:57 +0000

Yesh; I r still missin mai leff leg. Teh kittehs, they ates it.