HOW TO LOSE AN ELECTION IN 30 SECONDS…
HOW TO LOSE AN ELECTION IN 30 SECONDS…
(Howard Dean)
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My mom and I still laugh about this. ‘We’re going to the White House, WHOOO!’
*fail*
Seriously? This is front page worthy?
Lame.
Better than the “I love Obama” LOL’s on upcoming.
You’re just bitter… all the time with the ‘bitter’…
Man, this really strikes home. Dean was a cool candidate; better than Kerry. If the news media weren’t a bunch of spazzes he might have won the primaries and beat Bush in 2004, but apparently it’s un-presidential to be enthusiastic.
Good post, chickenxxx1.
I thought voters voted for Kerry, not the media?
The media’s treatment of Dean’s overzealous speech turned his
campaign into dust. It is easily arguable that, were it not for the
one incident, and the media treatment thereof, Dean could have
defeated Kerry in the primaries. He had the momentum.
Speculation goes on from there, but IMO, Dean would have
fared better against Bush than Kerry did.
Kerry had all the charisma of a root canal. He was doomed from the get-go.
True that. Incumbent Bush scored 50.7% against him.
Dean, but for the incident, would have fared better in Kerry’s
place, imo.
50.7%…..wasn’t that in one of the lowest voter turnouts in a really long time?
Low turnout usually spells apathy. Here are the numbers:
62,040,606 Bush 2004
59,028,109 Kerry 2004
66,882,230 Obama 2008
58,343,671 McCain 2008
In a low turn-out year, Kerry beat McCain’s popular vote
in a high turn-out year. Weird.
But that goes to prove the “charisma of a root canal” statement from before.
*hugs; fights back tears*
Welcome to our side, froo!
*hands froo loooong reading list*
*mutters under breath* damn Libruls and their damn kool-aide……..
*feverishly works to get back SOME Republi-Cred (TM) *
Voter turnout in 2004 was 55.3%, and in 2008 was 56.8%.
Not that big of a difference if you ask me. I realize 56.8% is (sadly) the highest turnout in years, but 55.3% isn’t really low. For us.
1996 was the lowest turnout for a presidential election in some time: 49.1%.
Kerry had all the charisma of a root canal. He was doomed from the get-go.
So a root canal was almost preferred to Bush in 2004; it was a toss-up. Now I’d actually PREFER the root canal to either the outgoing or incoming presidents.
what’s wrong with Obama, other than he’s not who you wanted?
I have to reconcile the fact that I have no damn clue who that is…
That was Dean. Still not all that funny.
Ya, I read the name part… I take it he was a failed candidate before I started caring about the election then.
If I recall correctly, this was actually the ‘04 Demo primaries…It was sooo very over the top, though….;o)
Yeah, he was dominating in the polls, and when he gave this over-energetic speech, topped off with the high-pitched ‘RYAAAAHHH!!!,’ his campaign suddenly collapsed.
Now I still laugh about it every time I hear his name…
I was always hoping the Disney Folks would let him do the “I’m going to Disneyworld!” shout-out at the end of the Superbowl…
That being said, this was a ‘meh’…
Better yet, let him take Bob Dole’s place on the Viagra ads!
“I’ve got a chubby! Thank you Viagra! Now it’s on to the Bedroom, the Living room, then the Den to get some!! YEAEEEAAAHH! Let’s go to the Kitchen and see if we can get laid there!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!”
Zacktly! ROFL!
Wanted to rofl at this earlier. Now rofling. Awesomeness ensues.
Duly noted. You have rofld. Now go forth and rofl some more. Rofl I say! Rofl in your awesomeness!!
*continues rofling from beyond the grave*
*sigh*
*applies phoenix down*
These things ain’t cheap, guys…
Hope this helps…
*gives n8 a new spool of DVD+RWs, a box
of Hershey’s “Goodnight Hugs” White
Chocolate Hot Cocoa mix, and a $50 Amazon
gift certificate*
I read that it was over the top for the cameras, but not for the crowd
there. I like Howard Dean to this day. It was a big disappointment
that this one event shattered an otherwise meteoric rise through the
ranks. His was the first campaign I remember that made good use
of the internet. His flame was extinguished too soon. Even if he
hadn’t gone on to become the Dem nominee, his input in the race,
as well as his draw (particularly with youth) would have changed
the dynamics of the Dem race, and brought his good ideas to the
fore.
With a penis, In bed, reading a book.
Okay, no ego here. You just want to annoy, right?
But rho, it’s like a marachino cherry; it’s just not a sundae without it.
I suppose, and I like maraschino cherries, but not on
broccoli. There’s a time and a place for everything, and
some times grown-ups need to talk about grown-up
stuff, ya know?
Meh. What can you do when you speak to a woman who likes hot fudge on french fries?
I understand the annoyance, but it’s pretty much de riguer around here. I have a horrible mom-thing about attempting to diffuse irritations, but I shall cease and desist. For the record, no, the post doesn’t go unnoticed despite the silly appendage. Everybody latches onto what they like.
Sorry, tried three times, but can’t get past “hot
fudge on french fries.” I’m sure what you wrote
was nice and wise, as always!
Now, dipping fries in your chocolate milkshake is awesome, for anyone who hasn’t tried it. I don’t know about hot fudge, though.
I guess your chocolate-to-potato ratio is set
on a different notch than MG’s. I can’t think
of any weird combination of foods I like,
but I eat pancakes funny.
I can has partial weird food cred?
rho, do you have a system for eating pancakes?
Most definitely. It’s pretty simple, though.
I cut a square in the middle of the stack,
then pour the syrup in the cut-out “well.”
That way, the syrup absorbs into the
pancakes, and doesn’t mess up any nearby
food. Continuing to eat the pancakes from the
inside out keeps the syrup where it belongs.
Come to think of it…
I can has OCD cred?
Heh…yes, I think so. That’s actually a pretty awesome system.
But I don’t think anyone got my reference….:o)
*eyes wide open in rapture*
Must make pancakes…new system for eating pancakes…
*thinks about quitting diet altogether*
@Diss: Sorry–I felt a breeze, but then…
nuthin’. And thanks!
@MG: Pancakes once in a while wouldn’t
hurt…
To add onto the odd food pairings… nacho cheese with brownie bites are spectacular! And I don’t mean grated, melted cheese. I mean the oozy stuff. Yum!
Now dissimilitude has me wondering what movie the pancake system
reference was from… I KNOW Ive seen it… ARGH!
Hmm… this pancake syruping technique has merit. I must remember to try this. *contemplates floating a mini-marshmallow in the “well” *
Well in the pancakes…. not bad! OCD goes with food like P-nut butter goes with cheddar
If I may quote my husband on preparing & eating a garlic bagel with strawberry jam, “It’s a cornucopia of flavors; a festival for the tastebuds!” Oy.
.
OTOH when my friend & I were on the road a lot we had what we called stunt food. Wise’s Vinegar & Salt Potato Chips are a fine example. About every fifth chip you’d hit one so vinegary it would make your face squinch puckered shut so violently that speech would be impossible for a few moments. The driver was NOT allowed to participate for the very violence of the reaction.
@Maxwell: It’s from My Blue Heaven; the scene where Rick Maranis’ wife is explaining why she’s leaving him for a ballplayer. “He has a system for eating pancakes…he has a system for everything!”
Aaack. Typo…that’s Moranis…*headdesk*
*adds My Blue Heaven to “See
Again” list*
Thanks, diss!
Very welcome.
)
God I havent seen that in forever…
“You dont tip FBI agents!”
‘Ey, sure ya do!
And this isn’t attacking me again how? I am just tooling around. What exactly is your problem?
You’re being passive-aggressive. There’s a time and a
place for everything. I’m a good sport, and don’t mind
your overuse of …in bed, etc., but I didn’t write the
above as an invitation to the whimsy. My post will
largely go unnoticed now, because of your distraction.
You’re being a brat, and you know it.
Hint: If you don’t have anything to add to a substantive
conversation, don’t add anything.
Not really, I saw changed the dynamic of the Dem Race and brought good ideas to the Fore and saw what could be funny to me.
There is a time and a place for everything. This is a lol site so I make funny be it crappy funny or bad funny. Then again, you are giving me too much credit. If your post has enough merit, nothing I can do will stop people from responding.
Drop the ego and thus the assumption that you have control over anything. If people respond, they will respond. Nothing high nor low will stop it.
*awards DWN 3 denial points*
*points to huge line of thread of on topic posts*
Not denying anything. I didn’t derail your thread. ; )
You left out ‘nyah nyah’.
*unawards denial points*
*replaces them with a fresh s’more*
Mmm. Sticky….:o)
I don’t do nyah nyah, I lose the pretension of maturity if I do that. I have so few moments of being right, I have to savor them without screwing them up… much. In bed…
*eats s’more*
*awards DWN & rho fresh apple pie* WHipped cream anyone?
Thanks pdq, but I’ve got a rushing headache
from huffing all those cans of Redi-Whip
yesterday. I haven’t been myself since,
if you know what I mean…
“I’m a good sport, and don’t mind
your overuse of …in bed, etc., but I didn’t write the
above as an invitation to the whimsy.”
Wow, I just reread that. Are you sure that I am the one with the ego? I wasn’t aware that I required permission to post whatever whenever here. But thank you for your gracious leniency and patience with me, m’lady. I am so sorry to spoil your high brow fun with my horrid presence. Jeez…
*goes and gets wooden cooking spoon*
*brings DWN and Rho into kitchen*
Okay, children, I love you both dearly…don’t make me use this…
LOL, well played.
Gotta play the mom card once in awhile…
Hey, that’s usually my job…
You got a permit for that spoon?
*pulls out official mom card and shows it to both*
Yep…and it’s gold plated. I have a license to use this and not afraid to do it. Won’t even use the “This is gonna hurt me more than it’ll hurt you” line…
LOL!!
Then I have no choice…
*points at DWN*
He started it!!
Oooooh, you two are in trooouuuble…
@rho: And I’M going to FINISH it!!
Goddammit, I won’t be out-mommed!!
*gets slipper*
Oh fug, I promised to stop…
@pdq: I bow to your “momness”…now maybe we should tag-team this thing…
*group hugs DWN, mother-g, diss, Kuro and
pdq (the living one)*
*makes bunny ears behind DWN’s head*
whispers @ rho: let’s wet willy him!
*SNORK!!*
… Paranoia sense tingling…
*puts earmuffs on DWN to protect him*
*telepathically sends MG tons of love*
NO one is to stone ANYone, even if, and I wish to make this absolutely clear, even if they DO say “Jehovah”!
*peeks from from the “Stoned since October” lol a few down*
Wait what? I heard stoned….. dude…
*sneaks a can of Redi-Whip
into Max’s pocket*
I don’t butt into your conversations and change
the subject, but you don’t return the favor.
I also have the right to complain when some-
one is being passive aggressive. You seem to
respect other conversations most of the time,
but suddenly not mine. And your timing falls
suspiciously close to a misunderstanding we
had recently.
Now you wish to deny my right to complain?
Tough.
I offer both of you this LINK.
*jump-hugs froo*
Thanks for making this all better!
I can’t stand to see good people fighting over a misunderstanding, and Diss said it all
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*hugs Rho back*
Can I still use the spoon?
You can still use the spoon (not your finger) on grandma.
You take the spoon, I’ll take the slipper, and we’ll whomp ‘em both. Then we can bake cookies & we’ll all have tea in the yard while they plot in the sandbox over which one will whack us tonight in our sleep.
Now I have to consult my floggers. Rhorho dear, do you want the rope flogger or do you wanna go ghetto and use a length of rope biblical style?
Do you have anything to go with my ducky
flannels? Maybe something with feathers?
I’m “pacifist” aggressive, you know…
Can we use the paddle?? PLEASE?? *begs*
Please read below for your “paddle answer”
Women begging… Nope, I don’t have an ego at all. *hides ego and enjoyment of humiliation*
Well Rhorho, we have purple rope so you can be as pacifist as Christ while still having style? I would offer my Elk leather but it is for pleasure not pain.
AAARRRGGHHH!!!!
Pardon, but I’ve been a ubiquitous PIA today because I’ve been sitting nervously waiting to hear about a possible job. I was looking at a horrendous travelling job which would take me from home for up to 8 weeks at a shot – and I have an 8YO son. I did NOT want that job, but with things as they are I would’ve had to take it.
EXCEPT I JUST GOT ANOTHER OFFER!!! HOORAY!!! I CAN STAY HOME!!!
‘Scuse the non-sequitor!
YAY, Staying home…
YAY!!
*awkward Irish/Texan happee dance*
I’ll take that spanking now that I can enjoy it, MG!! Whoo hoo!!
@DWN: That’s a pretty rope, but I think I
like my cat toys better. This one has a bell
in it!! *shakes toy, drops it, chases it, fades
into the distance*
@pdq: That is GREAT news! Congrats muchly.
@pdq: *kerrrrwhack*
w00t!
I just wanted to tell you all good luck, and we’re all counting
on you.
I am now your fan.
I was a bit young for politics then. But I just so happened to be watching the news when he came on and screamed like a banshee. Mom and I just started laughing.
I always got the feeling that this incident was blown way out of proportion. The guy was trying to “fire up his troops”. Okay, maybe it was an awkward moment on TV, but it wasn’t like the guy uttered a racial slur, bit the head off of a bat, had sex with an intern, cheated on his taxes, or picked Sarah Palin as his running mate. I always felt tlike he got a raw deal over that. I can’t say that I knew alot about him or his politics at the time and I’m not sure if I would have voted for him, but it just seemed odd that of all things, a guy being enthusiastic and trying to motivate his people would get him eliminated.
I had been really excited about his campaign. He had the
potential to fire up the youth, but it was all lost in these
moments. Perhaps his overenthusiasm, besides not
playing well to the cameras, left people with the
impression that he wouldn’t be level-headed enough for
the presidency.
He is still well-respected amongst his peers, as
he was made head of the DNC. Hopefully there will be
other chances for him in the future.
That’s been the problem in America for years now, everything and everyone is judged on the ten-second soundbyte. Not enough people doing research or thinking for themselves. Like I said, I was just getting ramped-up for that election when this broke, and wasn’t up-to-speed on Dean at the time. By the time I got to learn a bit about him, the damage had been done. Wonder if Obama would have a place for him?
‘Struth. I hadn’t taken him terribly seriously at all at the time – because of soundbytes. Since then it’s some might-have-been, some hindsight, and mostly regret for not having paid better attention. It’s one reason I took the last election so seriously.
[LINK to Wiki]
As a physician, Dean could lend his expertise to the
health care issue, I’m thinking.
As Governor of Vermont, he paid down the state
debt and balanced eleven budgets, so he has
economic cred, too.
He is not seeking another term as DNC chairman, so
perhaps something is in the works.
*fingers crossed*
And herein lies another problem…When someone gets roasted over the flames once, they tend not to come back again. I wonder if he’d even be willing to get back into the DC fire. It’s also one of the reasons that most of the people that would be great in politics refuse to run…
What is that line? Any man who actually gets into office is completely unfit for the job?
Yep. I was an education major in college and a professor once told me “those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”
Agreed, but Dean didn’t do anything corrupt
or mean-spirited. The bruhaha following his
outburst may permanently scar his
campaigning cred, but he may be well-suited
to an appointed position. I hope his talent
isn’t wasted.
*snork*
*goes back under flame shield*
“Agreed” was not re the teacher comment,
but with the 10:34 comment.
*grabs, but misses froo by ___ that much*
AAARRGGHH!!
@Rho: very true. It’s almost like he’ll have to serve a post (if Obama appoints him), rebuild his cred for 4-8 years, then see if he can take another shot. If he does well, maybe the Public will gain better perspective on the whole “Yeehaaa” thing…That being said, I don’t know if he’s Presidential material or not.
@MG: he may not even need an appointment to re-do his image. Time alone is a great healer, and after the debacle Palin presented to us in terms of image Dean’s slip looks pretty mild to the point of non-existence. He could, as well, make it a strong point with the right spin & presentation.
I find that most people in groups lack a sense of humor or the realization that maybe somebody is just happy so they are being silly. Then they don’t even acknowledge the poor man and just leave him hanging. Hell, that is one of the reason I know I could never run the country. Too easy to screw me over or screw myself over in the primaries.
So hopefully, Dean can get some of his street cred back with an appointment.
@pdq: Point well taken…Palin’s gonna need a centrifuge to spin that disaster…maybe if Dean wants in his spin-meisters could get him to diffuse that bomb early on…
He could still do well in the appointed sector
of politics, without bothering to run. He can
be an advisor, an ambassador, or even a
cabinet member. Hey…Didn’t I just hear
about a vacancy opening up in the Depart-
ment of Commerce???
I forget where I read it, and it was some years ago, but I remeber Barry Goldwater saying in retrospect he was glad he never became President because he felt he could accomplish more as a Senator…
@rho: he could do fabulously well as an appointee, of course, but he wouldn’t require it to re-tool & resurrect as a viable Presidential candidate. He got the ‘nads & the know-how for several of the jobs still wanting appointees.
@DWN: it’s odd that groups lose all idea of what’s funny about whatever topic they’re so intent on. Well-honed humor has enough edge to dissect underlying inconsistencies, assumptions & bad behaviour; flaws in the reasoning or execution make particularly focussed persons uneasy, therefore it must be discouraged. It’s one reason that despite my own christianity I avoid dogma. And a good reason to cultivate humor. Sometimes logic just doesn’t cut it, you need something a little more visceral.
… In bed…
Couldn’t help it.
I am entirely in favor of having a sense of humor in bed. ;o)
*Goes to get spoon again*
I’m beginning to think little DWN likes the spanking…
So do I – can I get a turn? Only use the paddle!!
MG: Keep hitting me and I will think you are asking for it. I tend to strike back when hit. ; )
*holds her tongue*
@PDQ: The one with the holes in it, or the pink, fuzzy one?
@DWN: I’ll use the line my mother used on me when I said that to her “If you hit me, the only thing that will beat you to the hospital will be the headlights of the ambulance you are riding in.” Sufficeth to say, I never raised a hand at Grannygoose…
Wow–Three generations of cool!
Your flock is made of WIN!!
@ MG:The one with the holes in, please *shivers*
And as for Granny, OMFG!! I’m stealing that!
*whacks pdq with paddle*
LOL, nice. Still not going to work on me but it is nice.
And lo, in the LOL of the Crazy Dean, the Wyrm and the Rho were reconciled, and the lion laid down with the lamb and did not nom him but gave him a good snorgling. And there was much rejoicing and whacking with paddles.
And the eating of the Orangutuans and the breakfast cereals…
…and snorgling of Seth.
*snorgles Seth*
…skip ahead a bit, brother…
And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
*is snuffed*
X_X
Seth is my hero…
*looks at Holy Hand Grenaded remains*
You mean I made up with that clown
for nothing???
*hates people from beyond the grave*
*with a sympathetic voice while looking at the scattered remains*
No, not for nothing, Rho. Know that in his last moments before the snuffing, he thought of you and…uhhh…uhhh…oh, enough already….mop him up…and don’t make me get the spoon
*does as she’s told, while muttering*
…frickin’…always gotta clean up stuff
…wasn’t even here…gooey mess
…can’t ever find a bukkit around here
*using motherly aggressive tone*
Don’t think i can’t hear you, Rho…now pipe down or I’m coming back in there with the spoon!!!
Sorry, mothergoose!
*(continues muttering, but in head now)*
(must isolate; expressing self is wrong)
(do as I’m told; don’t make waves)
(wish I could kill something…just once)
(stop thinking that…no you stop!)
*chanting*
One of us
One of us
One of us
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, we accept her, we accept her. Clicky my name if you have no idea what this refers to…
Time for Therapy again?
DW uses shock therapy for anyone interested.
*reaches down; picks up Seth*
*sits down, putting Seth in her lap*
*shares goblet of wine*
Rho, DON’T throw that out!! That makes some good eatin’! *grabs stewpot & carrots*
*is bits and thus doesn’t need any therapy*
@pdq: Don’t use that glob over there, Dear…
The dog got to that section before I could
shoo her away.
*possesses dog for peeing in shoes revenge*
Very impressed with MG and Seth for knowing “Freaks”…
Even more impressed that the Wikkilink had my screen name in the first paragraph…can someone pass the Goblet?
*passes goblet to eponymous*
*peeks out from under flame shield*
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Howard Dean’s a nutjob.
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*goes back to hide*
LMAO!! Good ol’ froo!
*leaves snacks by flame shield*
*steals snacks to break New Years Diet Resolution*
*grabs snacks*
*hides again*
You could just snack on MG – stealing snax fattens her nicely.
Oh wait, that’s my former zombie self talking…
Believe me, after the hollidays, there’s plenty of MG to go around…
*realizing the thought came flying out returns to finish snacks in shame*
No shame – that just makes you eat more.
Yeah, MG–You should eat shamelessly.
No, wait…
*ponders, then loses balance*
*Kerplunk*
Is this where I make one of those “I’ll like to get some of mothergoose”
right?
*shoulder devil*
Do it Max! Do it! Go all Nike!!
*travels back in time, leaving an alternate
set of snacks for froo*
let me guess what political affiliation you have …
Oh, okay, and I’ll guess yours: Trollican?
Why Trollican? Why not Trollicrat? Why’d you have to go there?
Could even be a Trollunist…
A Trollipendent?
Trolli Brite Crawler?
A Trollbertarian?
Definately not a green troll
I sensed some rightward leaning…
Trollertarian?
I’m actually an Independent. I choose to make up my own mind rather than swallow the Kool-Aid that both parties offer.
Good for you!
*offers sugar-free Kool-Aid knock-off drink*
Eww…sugar-free?
(MG is on a post-holiday diet.)
Oh, okay. I should go on a diet, but I never stick to them. XP Why bother?
Yeah, sorry Rho…Gotta go with Kuromisa on this one…
*adds 1/2 pound of sugar to Kool-Aid*
damn thats one long reply chain
‘picked sarah palin as his v-p’… I loled! I don’t know much about him and I do know it was thrown WAY out of proportion, everything usually is, but it was still funny to see the youtube remixes.
BEST ONE IN A LONG TIME!
For anyone who doesn’t get it, it’s from the 2004 Democratic primaries:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5FzCeV0ZFc
He was dominating the polls in all the upcoming states, and his campaign completely collapsed right about here.
I dont get it.. How did he lose election in 30 seconds?
Look him up on youtube… I’m sure they’ve still got the speech on there somewhere. It’s bad.
You know, PK should have the YouTube vid embedded for everyone going “huh?” like they sometimes do.
Huh?
huh?
Uhu?
Reading the post directly above you FAIL.
In fairness, the post above him probably wasn’t showing at the time:
PK delays posts with links in the body text.
Ah…the “I have a scream” speech. Politicians are such idiots!
haha, I really enjoyed the “Hey Ya” remixes of his speech
Anyone realize what actually happened there? Howard was firing up his troops, talking into a PA system that was barely overcoming the noise of the audience, and he was firing them up to even louder levels.
Earlier in the campaign, Howard commented on cable news that there were several issues with corporate ownership of media, especially news, and that the FCC needed change.
When the networks go to broadcast this rally, I believe after the Iowa caucus, the news networks broadcast ONLY the feed from Howard’s isolated microphone, and none of the audience noise.
It’s called “how to destroy an enemy.”
Mmm, gotta love fairness in reporting…
Dunno. I caught the YouTube of the report on FOXNews, and the crowd sounds were there.
Aw, I loved Howard Dean…I SO would’ve gone for him!
And watch me ZOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Picture could also be substituted with a pic of McCain’s VP pic announcement
Vermont was better during the days when “White Christmas” was filmed.
Danny Kaye: “Maybe we could dig up a Democrat?”
Bing Crosby: “They’d stone him!”
Now I have to watch my Bing and Bob movies when I get home…
So, wait… The fact that Howard Dean yelled “YEEEHAW!!” proves that he’s a kickass guy with a go-for-it attitude — the kind of guy we’d like to have a beer with — and therefore qualified to be President… right?
That’s how it works, right?
Hello?
*crickets chirping*
*muffled cough in back of auditorium*
ONE OF US!!!
BYAH!
YES!
it’s BYAH!
not WEEE! or RAH! or whatever….it’s BYAAAAAAAAAAH!
has anyone seen the chappelle’s show skit related to this incident….hilarious.