Rejecting safety, Ned attempts to be first to the van
Rejecting safety, Ned attempts to be first to the van
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Ned fled but bled til he was dead.
in bed?
On his head?
On Ned’s well-read head, were chapters A to Zed from the Iliad
and the Aeneid.
Gainsaid, I fled.
Well said! Meathead biped treads deathbed.
A hotbed of bloodshed spread out on Ned’s deathbed’s red bedspread.
The foresaid hotbed of red bloodshed proves a well-read egghead!
^ibid.
A long night of drinking led Ned to mistread as downward he sped, falling ass-over-head… his blood he did shed on a sign which read “Newton was right…gravity will put you in a hospital bed”
The night nurse Ted, while quite overfed, and with
brains of lead (a real airhead), was also a purebred redhead,
with eyes that said “Bed,” and lips ruby red, and a well-
stocked, er, tool shed. So Ned and Ted wed.
Ned and Ted were wed by a Preacher named Fred. Whisked away on a dog-pulled sled for a honeymoon in the Rocks of Red (okay it’s a stretch for Redrocks, Co…but you get the point). Ned and Ted, the couple newlywed spent their holiday frolicking in bed…enough said…now they’re expecting a son, which they will name Jed.
I can’t believe no one threw in a reference to Right Said Fred.
Sorry, I’m too sexy for that reference.
Well played,Diss!! Over-rated 90’s 1-hit-wonder reference FTW!!!!
They had a couple of hits over here in the Old Country…
The Old Country… what is that, Florida? (/sarcasm)
Well.. if Florida were a country… maybe.
Maybe it’s a continent.
Might be America, those natives were around for quite a long time.
I think I liked the Saint Etienne version of that song best…
*trying to wake up enough to work in ‘moped’*
The pope moped because he dropped the soap and got groped.
WIN1
Was it soap on a rope? Or Pope on a rope – that’s a serious mope.
Only if it was a dope-rope.
Oh, I read that as mo-PED, like the bicycle motor thingy….
Which, if this guy had had one, he might not be lying sprawled across a bleacher seat….
Well it was mo-PED as in the vehicle, but the subject & sound change was swift and deft enough to get a win from me. Plus I like the imagery :>
The University of Iowa finally makes it onto punitkitchen. Hilarious!
Hilarious punitkitchen is hilariously punitive …
I love my school!!!!!!! Go University of Iowa….Beat State!!!
I really like this one! (Who doesn’t know somebody like that?)
Meh, pain qua pain ain’t amusing, but the cap makes it.
Determined little bugger isn’t he?
With a penis…
Win.
See? This is why I don’t exercise.
Plus, I’d actually have to get up.
And go outside where I run the risk of encountering people.
And sweat.
In truth, this is why I don’t go to sporting events or even sports arenas. The levels of bozone can be high enough to choke on.
You should try going to a NASCAR race.
Fun times.
Oh man – we live a reasonable drive from Dover Downs. My husband threatens to take us all there every so often. *shudder* I WON”T GO!! NOOOO!!!! *grips copy of the New Yorker with hysterical strength*
“Hey look!!! He’s making another left turn!!! WOOOOO!!!!!”
LOL!
“I wonder what’s gonna happen next!”
*snork*
Having been to two of them I can tell you that it is a fine array of how redneck redneck can get.
*eyes widen*
I realize that I must now account for why I was there.
*shuffles feet*
Well, my family kinda likes NASCAR *cough* Tony Stewart *cough*
*shrugs*
It’s in my blood… what can I say. I’m powerless against it!!! Please don’t judge me too harshly, after all I am from Kentucky.
Hey, I’m from Kentucky too! What part?
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*points to horses, not NASCAR on own wall*
Froo, your taxidermy craze has got to stop.
Those horses weren’t even dead yesterday…!
You have whole horses on your walls??
Or just parts of horses?
(Yikes, do I want to know which part?)
The “which part” bit, made me cackle. Well played sir.
I don’t think that is why it is sticky…
Dammit, PK!!! Grouping fail. *headdesk*
Well, sometimes I get a little carried away
*places horse foot on ground*
*backs away slowly*
*snatches the horse’s foot*
Glue! A veritable fortune in glue!!! MWUAHAHAHA!
That’s good, froo. Admitting you have a
problem is the first step, even without
the foot, as it were…
Just south of Lexington… you? No NASCAR on my walls as well.
Thank goodness!
Now, University of Kentucky paraphernalia is another story.
My aunt and uncle still live in Lexington, my grandmother lives in Mt Vernon, and I was raised in Paducah.
*boggles*
I’ve been to Paducah several times. More specifically the Lake Barkley area. Great place! Happy to see another Kentuckian on PK! Yay for us!
Wow–The things I have to learn on the
streets! When did you move to Texas,
froo?
I was 12, so I lived half my life in Kentucky, and a little more than the other half in Texas
I lived in Lubbock for two years when I was 13…I liked it and wished my parents hadn’t moved us back to Pa…that being said, Froo…that would make you either a Texuckian or a Kentexan…I’m a Texylvanian…
*shrug* Whatever floats yer boat, y’know? I have a taste for D&D, equally distasteful to some. Gods, we have a game that’s been going on since 1982!
I envy that. I lack player groups of a sufficient side to do that. -_-
The woes of a power gamer GM. *le sigh*
*size not side.
Stupid grammar fails…
Hee! I were the proud DM for a lengthy CoC game in which I populated the Schyukill with Deep Ones. We trashed Philly in a couple of hilarious disgusting slimy months. HPL RULES!!!
That he certainly does. I am going to see if I can get my Spawn of Tiamat campaign to have a decent amount of longevity. Lynn and one of our friends who isn’t a flake are playing it, we want a third player but are very leery since we’ve had bad luck with that elusive third player being actually dedicated to show up regularly.
Yeah, we lucked out with all of us being relatively low-flake & fairly constant, but we do have a few in-and-outs that are worth it for sheer weirdness. Rev. Stang would have a field day mining some of these guys. Hell, I have a good time – I didn’t know anything at all about the mind-control experiments going on in Philly til this one chick showed up to tell us about it. THAT was an evening!
Mind Control eh? Tell me more…
Oh foo, she was a wift. We put together better stories with less work. Supposedly it was some super-secret offshoot of the Philadelphia/Montauk Experiments with flouride. The guy who wanted to convince us of the aliens-building-the-pyramids theory was a bit better about finding logical links, but the ABTPT is old hat. The best one was the guy who told us all about the dolmens across Southern France that are placed regularly – and run out along the seabed, something like more than a mile offshore. He was fitting those with Easter Island & Mu & an entire submarine population a la HPL but without the extra dimensions. We’ve certainyly never required alcohol or hallucinogens at our bashes, we rely solely on our guests to provide the WTFWT zing to things :>
Niiiice. I need to fiddle with another survival horror campaign. No no… I want to keep thinking on my current stuff. Curse you women and your distracting ways.
Long term gamers FTW!
I think you juuuuuuust barely beat my Star Wars gamers for longest continuously running RPG evar. The GM in that game, who died in November but her wife is picking it up and continuing, started it after The Empire Strikes Back came out but before Return of the Jedi. (Certain elements of RotJ are not part of the game history, which makes things innnnnteresting.)
Ummm… you’ve gotten Luke and Leia married, haven’t you? Oooohhh… everyone wanted to be a Luke snogging a Leia when I was a wee one. RotJ made more than a few people go “ewww”
*still occasionally mouthwipes with extra ptui*
I’d love to find a group with that kind of stability. Unfortunately, most gamers I find in the WDC area transition in and out every few years.
Every 4 or 8 years?
We’re all losers from the arts community – being a starving artist does wonders for your home stability ;>
There’s the photographer, the sculptor/painter, the writer & the performer. And me. Jeez, we’ve been starving & taking our minds off it since college graduation.
So you’re a starving vegetarian zombie artist?
*offers zpdq plate of Vegetable Ghoul-ash*
ROFL!!! Ghoul-ash made from only the finest ghoul-ass! Man, I am simply NOT personable today… I need a Ressurection Pill! Preferably chocolate-coated…
What do I look like, a miracle worker?
Hellen Keller FTW! I am told I drive like HK; one hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
*chuckles* Actually I think it was a Miracle Max reference from Princess Bride but Anne Sullivan works too. Least I think that was her name…
*offers zombie pdq a miraculous resurrection
pill, chocolate coated, a la mode*
Oh, uh DUH. I’m going to head back to MY rock now. Tired, aggravated, sleepless zombies on vegan diets just should NOT be permitted to post. You have no idea how jealous I was to have missed that entire hilarious PB thread a few days back…
At least a portion of my aggro comes from one of my brothers. If you want a portrait of a low-level looney, take a look at sftnd.com
At least he’s not gotten into sylphs & chemtrails (yet).
@rho:
Yipes!! Who are you?! What am I doing here?! Why can’t I move my arms?!
*unwraps arm bandages and oils arms at
the joints*
There. How’s that?
You just moved your head! Doesn’t that make you happy?
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(I looooove The Princess Bride.)
Your strength, his brains, and my steel against thirty men, and you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmmm???
ACK! MY brains, MY brains, HIS steel! Gack!
*goes under rock to regain PB cred*
Surf’s up!
Yeah… I came this close to saying ‘crowd surfing fail’. Win.
And this is political how…?
Not to mention, the comments are far funnier than the actual lol as is usual these days.
Roll with it, bebbeh.
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’, keep those doggies rollin’, RAWHIDE!!
Go Hawkeyes!
I wonder if they were all rushing to their laptops.
“First” trolls are dedicated like that…
Far better than the included caption!
I would like 190 lbs. of Grade A Premium faceplant please!
Wow! That was quick!
We aim to please Steve. We aim to please.
*smiles widely*
Anything else?
What a dumbass.
Did that guy laying on the bleachers fall down a few stairs or is he trying to reach some old popcorn from under the seat in front of him?! Holy crap!
Drive-by hoovering?
looks like he was running down the bleachers and fell
Hai! My name is Ned too!!! And, yes, I do stupid shit like this
*requests examples*
And youtube clips, if possible.
[citation needed]
Ned was always sorta “Special” but the fellas always tried not to notice…
Why is this in the political lolz?
I think that LOLPolitics is the default if it doesn’t fit anywhere else.
He’s not famous, so he can’t go in LOLCelebs…he’s not an animal, so he can’t go in LOLCats or LOLDogs…he’s not a graph, and he doesn’t look like anyone, and although this could very well be on FailBlog, they don’t have captions on there. So, on a slow day, I guess this could pass for news. Maybe. *shrugs*
He’s John McCain’s third cousin twice removed.
More like Ron Paul’s