“For the LAST time…I DO NOT have a LOL Cat on my head!”
“For the LAST time…I DO NOT have a LOL Cat on my head!”
(Rod Blagojevich)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: leonmattson
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Of course its not a lolcat. lolcats have their own caption.
From that guy, who is from the internet and is really skinny.
also it would be a HUGE insult to the LOLcat!
Second
Note how he did NOT say “LOL Beaver” or even just plain old Beaver.
Would you let people know if a beaver took residence upon your cranium?
There’s something about this guy’s face that screams “I’m about to sneeze”. Cat allergy?
Maybe the thing on his head is some sort of furry bat. That would account
for the batshit crazy…
Oooo, bad move. We have some big bats down here – no-nonsense, BIG flying foxes (go behind name). They’re actually pretty harmless, and some nutters keep them as pets. Now, there’s a problem with animals that live hanging by their feet, and it involves potty-time. I’ve not heard of people shampooing their bat (which may be a euphemism for I know not what), so I run with the assumption that these people have absolutely no sense of smell.
Which may well explain why everyone is taking several steps back from this fella.
Ok, now we definitely need to decide what “shampooing your bat” should be a euphemism for, because it sure sounds like it should be. I currently have no ideas, though. Too early.
Sounds like it should be for washing pubes
I agree. Motion carried. All in favour?
I second the motion!
*scratches head*
*thumbs through Roger’s Rules of Order*
*head asplodes*
Looks like someone needs to shampoo rhorho’s bat.
Volunteers?
The mortician will do it. Thank you for your
concern, though.
*applies Phoenix Down to Rhorho*
*revives*
Thank you n8! That was close. Rather, that
was MORE than close…
*hugs hero*
What in heck is Phoenix Down? Should I be asking?
It’s a revival item from the Final Fantasy game series. Possibly from Kingdom Hearts, too, since they share most items.
Having spent some time in caves… it mostly smells of ammonia in my experience.
I take it you’re afraid of caves, then?
Batshit is pretty high on the nose when in quantity. The flying fox has one advantage – it roosts in trees, and it eats fruit. Easier on the sinus, but really corrosive on car paint. True!
I believe! Just on the power of having parked under a fruiting cherry tree that was liked by the birds!
Nope… more I’ve spent my fair share of time walking through bat crap and roaches… the places you have to crawl are usually pretty free of ‘active’ bat droppings and live roaches, but you do get it ‘tracked’… under those circumstances, you get to the stage you KNOW that if if someone says ‘that tastes of crap’ it’s not bat, cos nothing tastes like that except bat crap.
I’ve not been on the receiving end of fruit bat crap, but assumed the Chiroptera metabolism would be pretty much kicking out a lot of NH3 across the range…
You have a most colorful life, sir.
I think we’re all grateful we’re not his washerwoman, at any rate…
This guy looks and acts as if he was time warped from 1950’s Soviet Russia :S
Naw, they had better furry hats.
“But I do have a weasel up my *ss !!!”
Oh…That was in quotes. Never mind.
I don’t get it…
Toupe?
No Toupee. It’s well known that he’s very proud of his hair. These days it’s the only thing respectable about him.
Of course it’s no toupee… no one sane would pay to look like that…
Well, this boy’s not likely sane, so perhaps we should go with
“No sane toupee maker would make such an ugly toupee.”
A guy with his ego could easily convince himself when he looks in the mirror that he’s hawt. The emperor has no clothes after all.
and soon Rod’s wardrobe will be an orange jumpsuit…
/Stares lovingly into the mirror/
Wait, what was that she said about egos? Nevermind, I’m gonna ask that hottie half my age if she wants a drink…
Thanks, Mark. I knew you’d come around…
And when she said “come around” what she really meant was… oh never mind.
OH, Rod…when will you learn that lying won’t get you anywhere…
lying…or auctioning. At least they seem to have caught him before anyone got killed.
Isn’t that the same hair style as “The Donald”????
Trump’s comes over the top of his head from somewhere under his crown.
That appears to be almost a Wolf boy hairline…
That’s a bald lie.
You’ll have toupe the price.
Permhaps a keratin stick approach will start this thread rollering.
Tough audience. I’m just dyeing out hair.
Stop barrette-ing yourself about it.
This Rod B. and ‘the Donald’ are both prime examples of what is commonly referred to as ‘low brows’. Definitely not very high on the social statis meter. Not to say neither of them have achieved ’star’ statis but they definitely were NOT born to it.