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That’s not colorful enough. Add some green and blue nukes.
..I think you may have to load them up with odd metals, probably somewhat like with firecrackers..
Actually, you know what, pretty colors or not, I’m sure this will blow all the neighbors’ pathetic decor away.
“It’s Christmas at Ground Zero. The button has been pressed. The radio just let us know that this is not a test.”
We are sick puppies!!! But I do like that song.
Oooooh, pretty!
I just want to be able to see my house from space. Is that wrong?
Remind me of that episode of Home Improvement.
Arroooooouh?
(Fill in the blank) was a little underpowered, so I rewired it……
Tragedy struck today when the Baby Jesus from a front lawn Nativity scene was launched through the windshield of a passing air liner at 600 mph…
lmao nice.
Nuclear Flying Baby Jesus is the reason for the season.
I think this is a scene from the movie “dinosaurs”.
Celebrate your Chrstmas in the Vault!
Free Champagne and Turkey and no Radiation!
But the radiation makes you glow pretty colors! It’s all festive!
Nice ‘Fallout 3′ reference there FTW!
Reminds me of the Neighborhood Nuclear Superiority sketch in Elephant Parts…
Whoa! My neighbor’s house is here! I knew their xmas deco thing was gonna go too far O_O
I photoshopped this picture onto a shot from a campsite I stayed at. It looked fairly realistic.
An old song by Weird Al Yankovic : “Christmas at Ground Zero”
It’s Christmas at ground zero
There’s music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare
It’s Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It’s the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It’s time to face your final destiny
It’s Christmas at ground zero
There’s panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone’s climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
It’s Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level’s okay
I’ll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year’s Day
It’s Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I’ll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It’s Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we’re gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday