Comments on: Lite a cigarette, that always makes it show up.

By: Jeph

Jeph — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:24:02 +0000

And don’t even try to snort it…

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:50:45 +0000

Sure…nice…
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Kidding, kidding. You’d save that for after they left, right?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:47:47 +0000

>_>

What? You don’t believe that I would engage in sex just to get caught by friends who would be damaged by the image, do you? I’m a nice guy, remember?

<_<

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:46:26 +0000

Which is a bummer for you but can’t be helped.

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:41:21 +0000

“Jokingly,” hmm?

By: Xavier

Xavier — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:23:33 +0000

Some of us, we don’t *want* to have around longer…

By: Xavier

Xavier — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:22:43 +0000

I swear this phenomenon to be true. Golden Gate Transit bears it out every time I use it (which is as infrequently as humanly possible).

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 13:09:49 +0000

Oh, and I went to Nicotine Anonymous. The
community and spiritual aspect helped a lot.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 13:08:54 +0000

I finally quit for good using the patch and Commit
Lozenges. The gum is truly awful. I still miss
smoking, years later. But of course one has to quit,
dammit. Good luck to you.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:57:47 +0000

Sounds like good advice – I ended up with some nicotine gum, took about a month of dreadful heartburn and hiccup, and tasted like it was flavoured with dirt.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:14:50 +0000

Drink a LOT of water (which is probably a good idea anyway) and try to get some mild exercise (which will be much easier now that you have enough wind to do so without gasping for air) . The increased blood flow will help you de-stress and relieve the headaches somewhat and maybe help with weight management. Also, if you have a small hand-held toy (oh, stop snickering, you guys!), keep it where you used to keep your ciggies, to give your hand something to do (I said STOP snickering! God, you guys have dirty minds!).

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:28:02 +0000

Well-placed, DWN*
*Admires the image of dove armed with an Eddie P (Resurrection Edition) troll-stick, before furling flag for next usage*

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:25:43 +0000

Eventually. It cured the cancer in almost everyone on my father’s side (although, in fairness, it was probably the crematorium that really cured them there cancers…)

By: BroccoliKiller

BroccoliKiller — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:11:56 +0000

Ugh!
So True!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:03:53 +0000

Easy enough to load into a bong, but if you draw in really hard, it just makes a milkshake/straw noise – plus it makes the water look very very horrible.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:53:11 +0000

Could always just spray him.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:51:36 +0000

Troll must be very curious as to the flag sticking out of its back.

By: Ioseph Stalin

Ioseph Stalin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:47:54 +0000

That just goes to show you kiddies, Smoking makes everything better. I heard it can even cure cancer.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:12:30 +0000

It’s hard to keep lit, but the buzz is worth the extra effort.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:07:15 +0000

You smoke mayonnaise? Man, that must REALLY clog the arteries.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:13:45 +0000

That it certainly is…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:06:34 +0000

If you’re pushing the right button it gets a lift…

By: dirtypoolfilms

dirtypoolfilms — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:00:26 +0000

Except the type of cigarette you’re referring to is still spelled Light not lite. As in Marlboro Lights. We’re not talking about mayonnaise here.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:11:55 +0000

At least it isn’t BO. There is a supervisor working in our plant who reeks…..and my office reeks after he leaves. I do all I can to get him out of there before it’s a lost cause.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:46:41 +0000

I have the same problems being around people who use too much perfume or cologne. I worked with a lady for a little while that was so bad I frequently had to use my inhaler after running the register next to her.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:25:54 +0000

Im never going to think of that song the same way…

By: FaileV

FaileV — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:22:18 +0000

The most annoying thing is when i get a heavy smoker sitting near me in class, when the place is already packed, so i can’t exactly move and end up feeling weird the whole lesson. oh well.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:15:01 +0000

*cues Aerosmith*

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:26:26 +0000

When I still smoked, my brand was Camels, but something about the oil in the clove duplicated the slight burning sensation similar to that of inhaling.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:19:10 +0000

Adam’s Clove Chewing Gum used to be in wide distribution,
but is hard to find these days. [Click my name] for a neat
“vintage” candy store. If nothing else, it’s a “sweet” trip down
Memory Lane.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:02:54 +0000

Clove cigarette smoker, were you? Tom’s of Maine has a toothpaste flavored with cinnamon and clove as well.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:51:37 +0000

Wha… for pushing elevator buttons? Cut n’ paste Jocasta’s comment right here!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:49:28 +0000

Guys, thanks for the encouragement… it’s one of the very few things I get genuinely riled about, basically because (between raging headaches, unbelievable grumpiness and a gain of over 10 kilo) thinking about it just reminds me all the more. I have to stop myself from lashing out at reminders and encouragement, and take ‘em as said.
So… seriously, thanks.

By: CatManTwo

CatManTwo — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:31:09 +0000

OMG OhMy, don’t quit quitin now man, you’ve done the hard bit, I’m into month eight and it’s slowly gettin easier.
Hang tuff buddy

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:31:56 +0000

Bunches of win!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:59:46 +0000

Let me see… there’s the bait… there’s some line… just around the corner is a collection of troll-toes poking out of the brickwork…
I promised that I’d be good and do no murder, so I’ll just flag this troll for someone else with an Eddie P (Memorial Edition) troll-stick to whale away.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:52:04 +0000

I’m sorry to disagree, but I didn’t get this voice by smoking Silk Cut or Mild Sevens. Camels, Luckys, Chesterfields (sadly, no longer available), then Marlboros… Possibly weak, but only in comparison to Russian tar-monsters and Indonesian clove-and-sugar Gudangs…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:58:30 +0000

I love using Murphy’s Law. Whenever our friends are late, I jokingly tell Lynn we should have sex.

By: Jess

Jess — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:52:36 +0000

Eh, bad analogy. The cigarette/bus thing is more like “damn! everytime I light a cig, the bus shows up!” and they have to put it out/waste it. So the person is jokingly saying to light one because bad luck will cause the bus to arrive then.

The elevator thing is just a useless button. Good try though.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:51:59 +0000

Me too. I’m sorry about the inconvenience for the smokers, but second-hand cigarette smoke and asthma don’t mix. I like live music, and had given it up until the cities in the Boston area started putting smoking bans in place. Just think–no smoking means that non-smokers don’t have to dryclean their coats after a night out!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:51:00 +0000

Hand eye coordination for the win.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:01 +0000

One of the reasons that ‘geeks’ are supposed to be good in bed: all of that video-game playing creates good manual dexterity!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:46:35 +0000

And ‘with a penis’.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:43:06 +0000

A former co-worker of mine suggested that I deal with post-quit cravings by carrying a small package of whole cloves in my purse, and to hold one in my mouth (without chewing) whenever I was dying for a cigarette (pun not intended). I tried it and it actually helped.

By: Momcat

Momcat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:52:08 +0000

Don’t smoke, got the joke! And OhMy Goodness don’t go back! Good luck!
(((((((((((HUGS!))))))))))

By: Brandon_ha

Brandon_ha — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:01:48 +0000

Actually American cigarettes are rather weak.

By: FaileV

FaileV — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:43:39 +0000

I’m personally glad of the rule change, but i have a very bad reaction to cigarette smoke. I used to get dizzy and it felt like my head filled with cotton. However since moving to Montana the lack of smog has tanked my tolerance for it and now it makes me incredibly ill. Our bars are smoker free here, except for the ones that double as small casinos. I feel a bit bad for smokers, but it’s nice to know that I can go to a bar without there being smoke (it’s where most of the bands play and other such social things)

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:35:09 +0000

I hope so anyway. Would totally ruin my mental image of Seth otherwise.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:31:07 +0000

I think he *is* speaking for himself, and his mad button pushing skills.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:28:59 +0000

Okay, I will.