Comments on: GRANDMOTHERS

By: Al

Al — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:36:44 +0000

Remember, the military Junta in Mynamar shut down a march of grandmothers. Little old ladies in the streets can make those soldiers shake in their boots!

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:22:58 +0000

Well, it is the opinion I’d expect someone with dementia to have.

By: Required

Required — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:31:13 +0000

Ah…. when hippies get freaky old and uglier than ever.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:19:42 +0000

And in truth, hooligan may come from a corruption of an Irish name but the word came into use in London in the late 1800s.

Anyway, I omitted an element with the football hooligan. He eats, roots, boots and leaves.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:46:24 +0000

Ecclesiastes 3:5 – “… A time to scatter stones and a time to gather them…”
Ummm… a time for tossing and a time for hanky-panky? Well, maybe.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:41:44 +0000

That’s awfully impolite – I hardly know thee and thou callest me the strangest things…

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:40:32 +0000

Ireland. D! *d’uh*

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:39:29 +0000

Mmmm… not many wombats in Irelans, as far as I know. I have no idea if wombats feature in zoos outside of Australia, anyway. They’re basically a hairy boulder.

By: charro

charro — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:31:10 +0000

Look! A penis!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 21:13:45 +0000

Some of you probably already know this, but in Ecclesiastes 3 where it talks of gathering stones together, some scholars suggest this phrase is a euphemism for sex.

Also, the Hebrew word “regilim” or “regelim” not sure how it is transliterated, is the word for feet. It is also a euphemism for genitals. So when Ruth goes to Boaz and lies down next to him “uncovering his feet” the text is suggesting there may have been some hanky-panky on the treshing room floor.

Hanky Panky on the Treshing Room Floor would be a great name for a rock band.

By: JenniLamb

JenniLamb — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:52:54 +0000

Aw, she reminds me of my grandma! This Thanksgiving she gave me a roll of political posters and one of them was of Che Guevara, I kid you not.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 13:35:13 +0000

In bed…

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 13:34:09 +0000

She was the stuff of legend. One year now since she waltzed off this ole sphere. Some people you miss, some you make up for. Ones like these leave bloody big craters when they go.
Imagine a black female Morgan Freemen – dignity and gravitas in megaton qualities. Fortunate am I to be her grandson, honoured am I to be called ‘friend’ by one such as she.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:50:35 +0000

Viva la deferens!

By: charro

charro — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:18:59 +0000

And the thunder too.

By: GungaDin

GungaDin — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:19:32 +0000

That B*tch isn’t dead yet ?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:27:12 +0000

I was impressed and amused.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:26:12 +0000

I didn’t even see it but I learned to hate my fellow man more and more afterward. War, famine, pestilence, bigotry, but say one naughty word or have a boobie show up and we lose our ability to hold our bladders.

Or at least the majority. I hold my bladder just fine.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:17:05 +0000

Yeah, and it wasn’t even all that ugly

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:20:12 +0000

Well then…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:19:30 +0000

Or hell…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:18:36 +0000

And this is insight into Jane’s fantasies…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:14:26 +0000

Or Janet Jackson’s boob…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:13:00 +0000

I lived in Amsterdam… I’ve seen things that would make Giger nighttmare,a dn Tom of Finland say it was infeasibly large…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:11:37 +0000

Giger should NEVER go there… *shudder*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:11:00 +0000

While the camera rolls.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:10:38 +0000

*steals DNA and replaces it with Uncle Fester’s since he just leaves it laying around*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:57:00 +0000

Bwhahahaha!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:55:04 +0000

Thats not much a choice really….

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:52:30 +0000

Egads! My precious DNA!

By: slan agat

slan agat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:46:03 +0000

Or get your rocks off, your choice.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:36:08 +0000

One-eyed Jack?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:26:17 +0000

*collects Max’s drool for evil botanical
experimentation*

By: Chris J

Chris J — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:54:04 +0000

Seconded. With chocolate chip cookies ending world hunger, and their scolding, but kind talks keeping crime in check, we will finally have a utopia.

By: Vas Deferens

Vas Deferens — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:12:47 +0000

if i finally go through with my sex change —— ditto

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:11:06 +0000

*drools on Rho’s ticket*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:09:06 +0000

*mutters* Stupid rho thinking she’s so great…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:00:47 +0000

*looks at old ticket stub from Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavillion*
*smirks*

By: charro

charro — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:38:55 +0000

I’m good at pointing out the obvious.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:13:09 +0000

I do love that song.. back in my college days, I used to go out on th
weekend to party leaving that song in loop on my pc playing at baout
80 decibels. On wacky weird weekends, Id have Blink 182’s
“F*ck a Dog” playing… ah… good times.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:11:46 +0000

Well we definately are NOT without sin. So we should put our stones down.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:56:45 +0000

I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel).

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:55:53 +0000

Hey, if that’s what God likes, who are we to judge?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:46:13 +0000

*marvels at charro’s uncanny perception*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:40:24 +0000

Great story! She was a wonderful gal, I’ll bet.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:56:49 +0000

“Alien style”… WTF Unc!? Get out of my nightstand drawer!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:26:07 +0000

As long as he cuts out the heavy breathing we dont mind the audience do we love?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:09:50 +0000

You know… if I had a million dollars….

By: charro

charro — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:59:13 +0000

And ginger!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:50:56 +0000

And so we’ve come full circle…