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lolz
“What’re you doing!”
“I’m from the internet. I’m glueing captions on your cats”
LOL, nice.
I love it. “I’m from the internet”.
XKCD for the WIN! If you haven’t read XKCD before, and you have even the slightest geeky tendencies, click on my name. It is a very witty, intelligent web cmic. You will laugh.
O_O Not Lincoln fan fiction!!!1111!!! MY EYES!!!
I is boohkmarked itz!
I didn’t just lol, I graphjammed. (link)
Been reading xkcd via Livejournal feed for a while now. Fun fun fun.
5-ed and favorited!
I posted the one with the kid asking the teacher if a number 2 pencil is all right on my myspace page, good stuff!
I like it because the author is both geeky and insightful about relationships and emotions, a rare combination.
Tis why I like it.
That’s brilliant. Thank you, Seth.
Hee!
Thanks for the refresher course! Got the feed now.
IT IS MADE OF EPIC EPIC WIN OMG SO MUCH WIN IT MAKES ME CAPSLOCK IT IS THE CAPSLOCK OF FLAILY DOOM \o/
…sorry about that. -_-;
I’m so glad someone got the reference. xD
win.
Here’s prayin to Ceiling Cat for LOLs not war in teh Noo Yere.
*also prays*
*Prays some more*
*Crosses self then double crosses self*
*oogles the catgirl nuns*
*noms the catgirl oogler*
O_O…
Why hello, fancy meeting you here…
Fancy Feast *noms more* Oh….yes….verily…Hello!:)
*blinks* Well then, try not to leave many marks, Lynn gets possessive and I don’t want a misunderstanding.
My apologies to Lynn! *Goes back to crossing self*
No worries. ; )
*goes back to oogling*
*crosses i’s and dots the t’s*
THAT should confuse them.
oogle?
Ogle.
I prefer the sound of oogle over ogle but if you insist. I shall go back to ogle them.
*stares lewdly at the catgirl nuns*
How terribly onomatopoeic of you…
I have quirks that I indulge when I can. That being one of them.
You do realie that you can’t actually hear the written word?
Exept in your head, in which case you are insane,
and it is only a matter of time
before you become dangerous to your self and
those araund you..!
lolwut?
Wait. I thought being dangerous to self and
others was prerequisite to posting on PK.
*check PK FAQs*
Yep. Says so right here…
All this talk of catgirl nuns brings to mind a AMV Hell Zero, segment 43. Link is under my name. AMV Hell 0 is not for the faint of heart.
*crosses i’s* ( (o) (o) )
(No, Fester. Those are not boobies. They’re eyeballs.)
sure they are….
Sorry slan, they look like boobs to me. Perky fake porn boobs, but boobs none the less.
Agree there – apologies, Slan, but they appear to be a pair of ruby-topped temple-domes juddering in an earthquake…
Ruby-topped temple…
Ruby-topped…
Does the phrase purple patches of literary excess mean anything to you? Sheesh! ;^)
It means the world to me. I stole that phrase from a very old mate in Auckland. I only bring it out on very special occasions… and since we’ve all been given the gift of “oogling” – which is delightful – it was only fair.
I think “juddering in an earthquake” was MY favorite part of that.
*preys*
*stalks*
The celery stalks at midnight?
Much nicer than what I had in mind… >_>
Shocking!
Only because I don’t video tape.
I do.
For sale?
Let’s haggle
Only if we can cuddle afterward.
I’m all about the cuddling.
Yay!
*squeeze*
*cuddle*
*snork*
Sorry, I fell asleep.
Bunnicula FTW!!!
I love Bunnicula.
Wow, memories flooding back.
lolcats r taking over teh interwebz!
This ought to really cheez off the lolcals here at PK…
I like lolcats. I just don’t like people who like lolcats.
Welcome my self loathing brother…
Wai? Wai u no liek hoomins tat liek LOLcats? i no unnerstand
… That’s a paddling…
Was someone staring at your sandals?
Not yet. But that’s a paddling too.
Bring it on DWN. Bring it on.
Now I have to get a paddle… All I have is leather gloves, my normal hands, my elk leather flogger, and my rope flogger… I suppose I could improvise and use a wooden handled brush.
No no you said it’s a paddlin, it has to be a paddle.
What is that from, the Simpson’s? When old beardy faced man was watching the kids or something?
Jasper, the old guy with the ZZ Top beard, was a substitute teacher during the teacher’s strike. His instructions to the class were something like:
“Talking in class, that’s a paddling. Staring at my sandals, that’s a paddling. Paddling the school canoe… ooh, you better believe that’s a paddling.”
Cracks me up every time.
I do love it when a reference is caught. ^_^
Now I have to get a paddle.
It took me a minute, but I got it.
Oh you’re gonna get it…
*does wall-e hand gesture*
I can’t wait.
I would also never join a club that would let someone like me be a member…
Thank you Groucho!
“I like lolcats. I just don’t like people who like lolcats”
`
So, are you telling us that you’re actually Groucho Marx?
No, I just steal his jokes, chop them up, repaint them, and resell them as my own own original creations.
Quotation is a suitable substitute for wit
Seth needs no substitutions. Besides. imitation and stealing of quotes is the sincerest form of flattery…….and a really good way to get yourself kicked out of Law School.
You have a future in the derivative bond market.
…and in movie production.
agree
Says the cat “Iz calling a trus soz u kn petz moi.”
Didn’t someone say that if we just gave world leaders each a cat there couldn’t possibly be a need for any more conflict.
Can you see a hundred cats prowling around the UN chamber? I can.
Cats are for normally stable people. It’s the narcissists that need the constant adoration of a dog
I can imagine Kim Jung Ill has myriad dogs running around his palace. They probably all end up in the moo goo gai pan, but you never know.
Or maybe SOME people realize that cats are demonic beings that have an inner sixth sense that lets them pinpoint which humans are afflicted with asthma so that they can cuddle up to said humans and slowly kill them.
That too.
Aww. Poor Jane, I gibs u paper cats! (click)
Thanks! My favorite part is instruction 3: Stand this on any surface requiring a cat. It gives me a mental picture of an interior designer saying, “this kitchen counter really needs something… I know, a cat!”
I’ve heard that russian blue cats are less allergenic than most, something to consider. (sorry, I think those hair-free cats are not cats, but strange space aliens).
That’s okay. I have my goggie to cuddle and love. Although cat dander is death to me, my chow/golden retriever mix doesn’t bother me at all. Go figure.
It’s the love. It immunizes you.
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FYI, I’ve heard that the reason cats tend to gravitate toward those avoiding them is because they prefer folks who let the cats do the approaching. So by sitting back, you let the cat observe and decide it’s ok to approach you.
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Works on my 2 yr-old niece, too.
Well… that makes sense. Can I continue believing they are evil though?
I’ve heard its because people who don’t like cats won’t look them in the eye. They hate people looking them in the eye.
well looking them in the eyes is a sign that you want to fight, so a combination of letting the cat come on their own, and the not looking the eyes would make a good approach situation.
Too true. In fact, the best way to get a cat to approach you is to look down and away. Study the backs of your shoes with great intensity. Cats simply can not resist coming over to see what’s so interesting.
That’s true of a lot of animals. If you’ve ever heard of the horse whisperer, he describes in his book how to get a horse to approach you. It’s all body language, and making yourself non-threatening. Don’t square your shoulders toward the horse, eyes down, look at the horse through the corner of your eyes. It allows the horse to approach YOU, instead of the other way around. I guess it’ll work on cats too, if they’re so inclined to deign themselves to approach in the first place.
So basically, everything I have been doing has made me irrisistable to cats. *sigh* This explains the allergy hangover I have this morning from being at my aunt’s house. Worse than an alcohol hangover as it wasn’t preceded by lot’s of fun the night before.
To quote an allergic friend who was dating a cat-owner:
“Claritin!”
That stuff is a miracle!
A stray adopted me, and had three kittens. Two are
sweet and cuddly, but the third one won’t come near
me, not even for gushy noms!
I think I’ll name that third kitten “FrooFrou”…
rawr.
Meow baby…
*offers froofrou a nice, warm piece of
chicken breast*
Errr… I know stable people with cats, I know stable people with dogs. But generally, an outbreak of cat is the habringer of “crazy old lady” status. Kim Il-Sung’s son Kim Jong-Il (ill) looks like an inveterate stroker of one slender white cat with red collar with a sapphire the size of a large walnut…
Maybe the ‘narcissist with a cat’ thing is because the narcissism became so prevalent as to double back on itself and become a whole new thing altogether……an EVIL thing, something that NEEDS an evil, fluffy white cat to drive the point home.
Well, that’s certainly a possibility…
*Scratches head, pulls quizzical face, looks at bottom of glass that once held New Years’ Drambuie*
Crazy cat lady syndrome is now accepted as a form of what froofrou would call CDO syndrome!
*is not a crazy cat lady*
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*mutters* Damn CDO
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*rambles off to straighten all of the pictures in PK so they don’t hang crooked*
*snickers*
*tippy-toes behind froo, adjusting each picture 1 cm off level*
*quietly goes insane*
-helps Frou-
-closes all the cupboard doors too-
Yay OCD?
Isn’t a moo goo guy pan cookware for men who love half-melted cheese?
*snork* Dammit, slan. Not while I’m drinking!
I thought that was the cookware used to make cream of sum yung gai soup.
Wasn’t that Jeff Dahmer’s specialty, Seth?
In bed…
And, as what will very likely be my last 2008 post:
…with a penis.
I’m outta here — happy new year to all!
“Didn’t someone say that if we just gave world leaders each a cat there couldn’t possibly be a need for any more conflict.”
*pictures Putin cleaning litter box*
“Pliz to be thinking INSIDE box, Comrade Mittens!”
LOL… Glad I wasn’t drinking something just then. Awesome hun.
Does anyone have a screen-wipe handy?!
Brilliant, Tessie!
Fabulous!
Haahaha.
this was on nov 13th, 99 and I was the only cat in the unit and it was in the news and no doubt in some kind of internet records if you’d like to check and there’s a picture of this in the Kitsap Sun weblog for July 15th 2000 with my name there so please try to disprove it sorry for living a full life.
*takes hhnfurry to vet for neutering*
can we neuter the real HHNF??? please? for christmas? as a present to the childrens? as a present to the gene pool?
Would we go to a doctor or a vet…?
rhorho – I left you a Christmas present in the Chia Trooper thread. It may help you with this dilemma.
*hugses Steve*
*neuters hhnfurry*
geez, thats the smallest set of cat balls I’ve ever removed!
Just make sure you got all of ‘em, Doc. It’s much more important than
usual…
We might have to put her down. We can comfort ourselves by remembering that she lived a full life.
That may be the best way to go. I never liked the way she takes
over the mirror when I’m trying to brush my teeth…
Spit foam down her collar… that gets em to move…
But, Unc, this is a cat, not a person…
In fact, just in case, could you go ahead and spay it, too?
What is she going on about? She was the only cat in the unit? Did she used to be a cat? Has she been reincarnated as … something? Maybe if I go have a couple drinks I will understand.
She was the only cat in the unit, so she had to clone herself quickly so she could be her own doctor. Her resulting clone not only cured herself, but brought an end to suffering in the middle East, brought food to the hungry in Africa, taught Sarah Palin that Russia is, indeed, too far away from her house to be seen, and was able to make the Oscars funny again. All while nursing six puppies that had been abandoned in a tool shed down the road, and were half dragon.
Wait. The puppies were half dragon? I thought she was a cat…
SHE’S a cat who is nursing half dragon half dog puppies who were abandoned by their mother. Of course, this was after inventing the internet and being impregnated by a malignant specter that used to be Gary Busey. The resulting Busey-Spawn is now starring on Broadway in the revival of ‘Hair’ to scathing reviews, but it won’t quit.
I heard about that on the news. The Busey-Spawn follows
audience members home, and refuses to put his clothes on…
Do the teeth glow in the dark, like the regular Busey’s do? He can light his own way on a dark street without the need for a flashlight.
They only glow when he runs out of gin, and has to resort
to drinking anti-freeze. I heard that the projected glow
can be deadly. If you’re ever confronted, you need to
stay in the shadows created by his tooth gaps.
Nursing puppies that were half dragon? YOW! That would hurt! Froo your explanation is most excellent. Odd, but excellent. Very entertaining and more sensible than anything HHNF has said. What a fun community this is.
“Odd, but excellent.” I know what I want on my headstone now!!!
Here Lies Froo:
Outlandishly Outstanding
Best not to order tombstones at our time of life. I’m about to pack up my house and move out to the western rim of Sydney… I’m just picturing the face the removalist would pull with tombstones on the move.
I say ‘plan ahead’… I must send Gunter Von Hagens my details.
In my head, that tidbit forever changes the expression
“Take it off…take it *all* off!”
Nursing the six puppies would certainly give you boobies to make your back ache running up the stairs… eight boobies at that! Not no-one got more boobies than her…
Magna Mater does… Let’s count the boobies, ha-ha-haaaa….
Very clever! I had to look twice at the name though. Curse these small fonts!!!
(really, it’s small fonts. Not wine)
I know that pic! It’s an Israeli soldier in Gaza!
That’s a pic you’ll never see on foreign media. Boo Israel! >_>
Typical. Showing tenderness toward a kitten, yet happily brutal to a Palestinian toddler.
Israelis are the new Nazis.
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com
well, the fact is that more Palestinian toddlers, adult civilians etc. were killed on purpose by other Palestinians, then those killed by any Israeli action in the last 60 years.
Israeli Soldiers who abuse civilians usually get jailed for that. Palestinians who murder their own sisters in the name of “family honor” (if it seems that the poor woman flirted with some1, etc.) are considered as real man and heroes in their society.
but hey, calling Israelis “NAZIS” is much safer – unlike muslims, we don’t burn embassies and blow suicide bombers when we feel offended…
I suppose blowing a suicide bomber would be a very iffy proposition. And I’m pretty certain that the Q’uran doesn’t hold with that, either…
Depends on the definition of Quran you’re using. If you’re including some parts of the Hadith, then yes, I’m afraid it does…
What – that one should blow a suicide bomber? Can’t they just wait until Paradise?
Virgins won’t know how to do it right.
What – between seventy of them? How many are supposed to be up there? Seventy virgins and not one illustrated manual between them?!?
I try not to fathom the logical knots to be untied by wading through their mythology.
Reading comprehension fail by Fester… oops…
I bet if they blew suicide bombers, they’d be a lot less cranky…
“Wait…I don’t want to die, I just want to do that again!” I think Uncle Fester may have discovered the secret to world peace.
Always puts me in a better mood.
If they’re going to die they might as well get some good times before they leave… wait, what?
“well, the fact is that more Palestinian toddlers, adult civilians etc. were killed on purpose by other Palestinians, then those killed by any Israeli action in the last 60 years.”
I’m sorry, I missed where the palestinians were using bombers on one another. Perhaps you could amplify your point?
They didn’t. They shot and massacred one another during the wars between Fat’h and Hamas. Then they got medical treatment in Israel and found out Israel isn’t nearly as cruel as they were taught to believe.
all this and without a source!
I suppose it must be true…
@Lior
We know Fundamentalist Muslims don’t have a culture as such, more a mental illness. Same applies to Zionists and Fundamentalist Christians. They should be rounded up and put where they can harm no one else, or themselves.
The moderates can be tolerated in society, as long as they’re not allowed to legislate their perversion on to society as a whole. People who hear voices or have imaginary friends are best not indulged in the matter, unless they have an AK trained on you. IF one has a thing for paedophile riders of flying horses, God’s who tell you to kill all that breathes, or zombies who are magically their own father need watching lest they harm someone…
Clarifying point: “Zionist” is too broad a term here. Anyone who advocated teh establishment and continued existence of the state of Israel is a Zionist.
The black-hat Hasidic types who badger women for dressing with insufficient modesty on certain bus lines in Jerusalem, sometimes to the point of violence, are absolutely within that fundie purview, but by and large the IDF are flailing as hard as they do out of frustration at trying to deal with an elected quasi-government next door that’s committed to their wholesale destruction.
Any argument about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict that omits to mention Hamas’ commitment to genocide is full of fail ab initio.
One that omits the similar Israeli genocidal approach to Palestinian Jews</i
after the establishment is also ignoring the real politic of the situation, where in the only good Palestinian was a dead ‘un, irrespective of imaginary friend.
To paint the incoming European Jews of the time as any less of a plague than the white man was to the native American is to give the whole sorry mess more civility than it deserves.
Israel was eastablished against the will of the locals, by out side forces then propped them up as the locals got more and more pissed off about the way their land was being filled with foreigners. It would be like me going to Cork, and throwing someone on to the street at gun point since I belonged there and they didn’t, despite ethnicity, and nativity.
It would only be like that if you were an Irish Catholic exile, Fester. There is a historically legitimate reason why it’s called the right of return.
It also seems you’ve got a bit of a British history fail. Palestine was also known as Trans-Jordan when it was a British protectorate, does that ring any bells? The Balfour Declaration that partitioned it created Israel and Jordan. Jordan was intended to be the Palestinian Arabs’ homeland, on the model of India and Pakistan for Hindus and Muslims (which except for Kashmir has sort of worked). But the Arabs living in Jordan refused to accept their ‘brethren’ migrating from the newly established Israel, instead buffing them up with promises that Israel would be destroyed forthwith and holding them in squalid and eventually permanent “refugee camps.” The Arabs betrayed their own.
As for your babble about genocide toward Palestinian Jews, do you have even one reference to provide?
I dunno, Slan. “Right of Return”, after nearly 2000 years absence? It’s more like me going to France and kicking someone out of their home. “Well, 2000 years ago the Celts owned this here land, so I have a right to take it away from you!” Just doesn’t jibe to me.
Be more specific. The GAULS lived there, and still do, only they’ve mingled with the Romans and the Germanic tribes.
And Slán: I’ve never heard of such a case, but I do know no Arab in his right mind will let his daughter marry a Palestinian man, nor would Israeli Arabs relinquish their Israeli citizenship.
Exactly the point, Cat. Rather than accept the Palestinians leaving Israel, the Arab League told them to sit tight for just a few days while the combined armed forces of all the surrounding countries pushed the Jews into the sea.
Yep, that worked well.
Slan dear, you’re now talking straight bollocks… and thus are now in the mocking area of old Fester… so, go stick your head in a pig, you retard, since you’re no longer worth discussing stuff with…
I fart loudly at you, then wipe the sloppy follow through across your face.
So sorry you don’t know your history, Fester. Your mocking’s not worth mocking at this point.
Prove me wrong then, apologist…
See, Fester, this is exactly froo’s problem with you, and as much as it pains me to say it, she’s right: If anyone disagrees with you on a point of substance, you abandon facts entirely. You don’t argue, you hurl empty insults and make yourself completely useless. It’s beneath you.
Now, you just sit and listen to Gomez, Fester. We’re going to catch you up on history.
After WWI, the British found themselves stuck with a rather large mandate in the Middle East. It included what are now Iraq, Jordan and Israel. They made a deal right quick for home rule in Iraq, but there was no small amount of political pressure on to re-establish a Jewish homeland in what was traditionally Judea. This movement had been building for quite a long time by then, and the post-war government was taking it seriously. So Churchill made a deal to put Abdulla I on the throne in Trans-Jordan, which became Jordan, to keep that land out of the Zionist equation, and set about a plan to partition a Jewish homeland in Palestine.
Still with me? Good.
The partition issue got too hot to handle for the British, so they turned it over to the UN after WWII. The Arab League fanned the flames of Palestinian Arab resistance to any deal, however. When the state of Israel declared independence, the Palestinian Arabs who tried to leave ended up in camps, where they were told to sit tight for a little while because all the surrounding Arab armies were going to invade, push the Jews into the sea, and give the Palestinian Arabs the whole enchilada.
You see how well that worked out. Five times.
Which is why there are permanent “refugee camp” communities of Palestinians, victims of generations of refusal to compromise and eithe rlive peacefully as Israeli citizens (as a very large number of Arabs do) or be accepted within the borders of their Arab neighbor states.
Now, do you have any facts to back up your bald assertion of “genocide” by Israelis against Palestinian Jews, or are you once again talking straight out your arse?
That’s possibly the most succinct recall of that piece of history, and that takes effort. Good call, Slan. No reply from Uncle Fester yet…
There certainly was terrorism on the part of the Israelis, directed at Palestinians and the British (Wiki up Menachem Begin, Yitzhak Shamir or Ariel Sharon), and while I would agree with any assertion that all were responsible for much bloodshed, I would regard “genocide” as a really inflammatory, exaggerational word.
I commend for your perusal a book called “The Fifty Years War: Israel and the Arabs” by Ahron Bregman and Jihan El-Tahri (I think BBC published, circa 1998-1999).
you spelled your name wrong.
liAr
You’ve done it now… DWN will get his wang out now…
Yep…(takes cover, careful to avoid being Wang-ed)
it’s when we get that foreskin slapping noise when it’s shaken *shudder*
Meat slap, meat slap
Rolly polly meat slap
Wang it up
Yum
Meat Slap, meat slap
Rolly polly meat slap
Wang it up
Yum…
The things I do for you people to meet your expectations.
You asked me to wang them and I wanged them. You wanted them meat slapped and I was meatslaptastic. I have wanged Heaven and Earth and I’ve did all for you. Frankly my wang is exhausted from trying to live up to your expectations…
; )
What can I say? I’m demanding in my body horror…
Good to know and apparently the movie reference wasn’t noticed or good enough. Double damn.
See Below. It was good enough, trust me.
Glad to be of service.
Fish heads!
LOL, ya. Great song.
Labyrinth FTW!!!
Oh and BTW, Your Wang has no power over me! (well, maybe a little)
I ask for so little. Just let me rule you. Love me, fear me. Do as I ask and I will be your slave…
Hehe, I loved Jareth. One of my all time favorite characters and my son loves the movie.
My cousin and I have somewhat of an obsession with Jareth’s “magic balls” as we call them. Everytime that scene comes up we’re like, “forget the kid and latch on to the freaking Goblin King you idiot!!!”
We had a movie discussion in the M/s thread forum about what kind of dominant Jareth was. Was very interesting since a lot of things synced up. Very fun.
Whatever he is, I’m sure you’d have a good time. Although his need to change outfits every five minutes might get on my nerves after awhile.
A whimsical fey being beyond the ken of mortal understanding wanting to rule you and love you while promising everything you dreamed of…
I somehow think you would learn to love it since he would probably grant you the same options.
And he was a service dominant. He dominants out of a request instead of demand of his own. His last speech to her closed the deal on the conversation. I was pleased as I am a service dominant myself. Nice to have something in common with a badass character, even if the comparison is fleeting at best.
Yeah, I’d have to agree with that assessment. Rawr.
He also expressed the work that goes in being in charge. Way more work than it looks.
Glad you agree. : D
Man, now I have to dig out Labyrinth. As if my Jareth fantasies weren’t ALREADY dirty…
I should show you the only stuff I wrote with Jareth in it. Hehe.
I’ll just restate my rawr for the official record then.
Sexcellent… Means I need to write more.
*DWN collapses in chair with back of hand pressed to forehead*
Is this the thanks I get for all I do?
Well, fine. That’s fine. No, go out and have fun. Don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine. I’ll just sit here quietly in the dark… with my wang…
LOL… XD
Okay, I got noticed laughing at that. That was awesome!
JewishMother!Jareth…go on, have fun, forget about the baby…
*A Jewish man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”
*”Not too good,”says the mother. “I’ve been very weak.”
*The son asks, “Why are you so weak?”
*She answers, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.”
*The man says, “That’s terrible! Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?
*The mother answers, “Because I didn’t want my mouth filled with food if you called.”
“Mom, the lightbulb is out. Want me to change it?”
“No no, don’t worry about me. I’ll just sit here in the dark. And starve.”
Fucking Israeli idiotic mentality deprived me of my foreskin >_______<
At least you’ll keep your wang clean, as you clearly lack the ability to clean up your sentences.
I’ve always been too busy using my wang to complain that it is lacks foreskin. I honestly enjoy my sensitivity just fine. I like to draw it out a bit.
Whatever some Israeli soldiers may have done, unless you happen to know this one personally, I think it’s unfair to assume that he’s brutal to toddlers. You can’t (or shouldn’t) judge the individuals by the actions of others in the group. He could be a rat bastard; he could be a perfectly nice guy.
Aaah, c’mon… you’ve seen enough movies – man strokes small cat thoughtfully = man planning evil. Can’t think of any movies where man strokes small cat thoughtfully = man planning world peace.
Fireworks over our harbour, whiskey with strangers… Happy new year, Miss Diss!
It’s usually a large white fluffy thing…
Usually in films, when someone stops to pet a kitten or puppy, they get capped by a sniper…
as an addendum. It’s nearly as good a death sentence as ‘After all this, I’m going to marry my girl’…
Good point.
Being three days from retirement is never a good thing either. And don’t wear red shirts.
Or become Detective Hutchinson’s Girl friend. You’re either going to get leukemia or capped…
If there are psychopathic killers or undead monsters about, being slutty is a very, very bad idea.
Notice to all sluts: Kick off your stilettos before
running away from undead monsters/killers.
This has been a pretty slutty public service message.
*sings*
Kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat!
… Okay… But I don’t wear women’s shoes… I can do the rest though…
I mean NO. NO NO NO… BAD DW! No Biscuit!
*chases self with spray bottle of water*
-sings with-
Hehe, awesome song.
It didn’t do Danny Glover too much harm…
That was different. He was the comic relief in Lethal Weapon… it was always going to be anyone who shagged Riggs who was going to die or get kidnapped…
How many times WAS that guy on the cusp of retirement? (And… yep, Riggs’ girl is another short role.)
He was on the cusp of retirement until Riggs’ was on the cusp of retirement. Then they all had babies. And Joe Pesci.
Bugger – I forgot Joe Pesci. There’s another good movie death-sentence… hang around Joe Pesci.
They all had Joe Pesci? Busy guy. No wonder he walks funny.
One of the commentators on a radio station I used to was an African American guy named Marvin something. His review of “Jurassic Park” included the observation that, “Any time you see a movie that has monsters AND black people in it? The brothers are going down”.
My younger brother, who is an engineer, used to watch Star Trek when he needed a “study break” and he was amused no end at one episode where the red shirt was an engineer! Weren’t they usually security underlings?
Mostly the dead guys in red shirts were security. But engineering staff also wore red shirts. Why do I know this? Geek!
I think they changed that in TNG, but I could be dis-remembering.
People who yell things out in movies that do not involve snakes or Tim Curry in drag usually incur my displeasure, but I make an exception for the martial arts movie where everybody was kung fu fighting, and this monk got killed, and somebody yelled out, “That monk was TWO DAYS from retiring!!”
Happy new year to you, too, OMG!
“you’ve seen enough movies – man strokes small cat thoughtfully = man planning evil.”
Then the man would have to be a supervillain with a shaved head and possibly a monocle. He has to be sitting in a high backed chair, which then turns around to reveal him, with the cat sitting in his lap. An evil laugh is also necessary at some point.
*headdesk laughing* Win!
Damn, this was supposed to be under your monk comment…
Well, your headdesk is still appropriate here.
“Diplomacy is saying “Nice Kitty” and petting it with one hand while reaching for a stick with the other”
(I forgot who said this)
Yeah well, cute little kittens don’t blow up in discos and restaurants and shout “Allah Hu Akbar”.
i always thought the cat has a “little does he know…” expression
One thing about cats… they wouldn’t volunteer to be suicide bombers. They’d recruit others, but only to die for them, not some other God (and never think cats have forgotten they were worshipped as gods in some places… they haven’t and think the old days are overdue in coming back)
Lā ‘llah ilā Hirru ’sSaqfi, wa’lInternetu rasūl Hirri ’sSaqfi!
(Whoever gets this gets a cookie ^_^)
I have a level of fear/respect for cats that is appropriate to an ancient diety. But that could only be because of their previously mentioned ability to restrict my bronchial passages.
My three cats know they are loved. Devon, in particular, lays claim to my lap and any string. Hobbes believes all food is his. And Socks, she is a grumpy old lady who decided she wants to be a pet again.
That soldier looks a LOT like me. His build, the way he’s hunched, the way he is petting the cat. My face in that helmet above all else creeps me out. I wonder what his name is.
I read that as “the way he is petting MY cat” don’t look now, you might have a twin, and amnesia…crap you’re in a soap opera.
wasup and what the heck lols
gvhfkgutvrbymuhneddfghjk,
Impressive headdesk moment there, buddy. If I may suggest, though, move your keyboard over some distance – explaining why there are key marks embedded in your forehead may be harder than you think.
erm, why not make lolz about war? being as war is necessary, you hippy gits!
living in the real world fail
and with a name like that I bet you have a tiny schlong haha
EPIC WIN!!
Great one!
I just love that picture. It’s one of the reasons why I love this country!