Comments on: Do not be alarmed…

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:32:37 +0000

…. Ahnohld is such a weenah.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:28:28 +0000

Win.

By: zanyzarah

zanyzarah — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:32:45 +0000

-turns around and sees Arnie- BAD ARNIE! -pulls out squirt bottle- bad! no……BAD! -squirts once on the head- dont make me bring out the penny cannon!!

By: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:49:04 +0000

Target: Neo. Status: Terminate

By: Neo

Neo — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:14:53 +0000

don’t trust him! he’s actually a weird squid thing!

By: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:04:02 +0000

DeathWyrmNexus, I have been sent back to protect you, Come with me if you want to live.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:35:02 +0000

*yells from behind a wall*
He’s not here! He’s in Spain!

By: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:23:57 +0000

*walks in carrying a shotgun and an ammo belt* DeathWyrmNexus?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:22:15 +0000

Ho shit… *flees*

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:46:32 +0000

Only if you think the work of trainee morticians looks ‘hot’

By: meglet

meglet — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:25:49 +0000

he looks pretty good for his age akshully

By: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:43:52 +0000

Does anybody know where DeathWyrmNexus is? I’ve been sent to kill him.

By: jamar

jamar — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:02:37 +0000

*hi-chew*

By: zanyzarah

zanyzarah — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:55:35 +0000

*NERDS!!!!!!*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:14:29 +0000

Excellent. Take the rest of the day off, babe. Don’t want your pretty face stressed from overwork. ; )

By: icanhasdoublecheeseburger?

icanhasdoublecheeseburger? — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:20:57 +0000

yes you are

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:04:00 +0000

*Ghirardelli extra-dark bittersweet*

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:01:06 +0000

Your appointment book is in the room full of money, as it should be.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:19:08 +0000

*butterfinger*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:11:45 +0000

*junior mints*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:09:39 +0000

*reeses*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:06:56 +0000

*Kitkat*

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:02:42 +0000

*3 musketeers*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:06:13 +0000

*whatchamacallit*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:05:06 +0000

*toblerone*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:03:48 +0000

*Mr. Goodbar*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:56:11 +0000

*mounds*

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:54:26 +0000

*almond joy*

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:20:36 +0000

*mars*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:19:12 +0000

*twix*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:18:35 +0000

It’s only 11 in the morning on New Year’s Eve where I am, I have a whole night of debachary (erm, I mean, family party) ahead of me. Happy New Year!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:16:11 +0000

You give a man the most frightening thoughts before bed… it’s three in the morning over here, I’m New-Yeared out. Happy New Year, Jane!
*Drains the very last of a batch of eggnog laced with Dimple*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:09:15 +0000

What will happen if Arnie get’s Kim Jong-Il’s I’ve-just-been-to-the-doctor-and-had-my-eyes-dialated granny glasses?!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:00:22 +0000

It’s Kim Jong-Il’s hair. That’s why the leader of North Korea has been in hiding – the embarrassment caused by the defection of his hair…

By: Theresa

Theresa — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:51:55 +0000

Hahhaha WIN

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:14:55 +0000

Vince Foster ?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:01:08 +0000

Ewwwwwwww… Necrophilia BAD!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:59:54 +0000

LOL, that would be hilarious!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:57:30 +0000

*puffs* Mmmm, that’s the stuff baby. Did you check my appointments? I don’t want my ho’s running wild out there.

By: keshet

keshet — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:03:52 +0000

That could prove to be a very interesting 20 years…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:58:14 +0000

How cool is it that when Arnold turned 50, he said [imagine these words spoken in Ah-huhld's accent]: “It’s kind of a big deal to turn 50 and realize that my life is one-third over”?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:54:48 +0000

WIN!!
*flutters eyelashes*
*fawningly lights DWN’s cigar*

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:56:42 +0000

*milky way*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:00:58 +0000

O_O…

By: Lynn Nexus

Lynn Nexus — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:47:25 +0000

>.> You had better not die at forty! I still plan on using you till at LEAST 60!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:51:06 +0000

Ah, wow, I feel like a heel for aging him prematurely. As for myself, I am too wound up not to die from heart failure before I hit forty.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:47:04 +0000

Well, he’s 61, if you’re curious. I just checked. Nobody ever thinks they’re going to get to be “old”…then you get the AARP mailing…or so I hear.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:39:49 +0000

I don’t know his precise age but I know he is closing in on 70 if he isn’t already there. I know he is past 60 at this point. Either way, I don’t expect to make it that far so I already know it is rough.

By: AC

AC — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:37:47 +0000

70?
Jings…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:49:14 +0000

Do you have ANY idea how much power it takes to activate a cyborg? Your hair would stand on end too…