Do not be alarmed…
Do not be alarmed… But I’ve been sent to kill you all.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: DeathWyrmNexus
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Why can’t HE be the president?
So many ways to respond to your question:
A. Surely you jest.
B. He doesn’t meet the rules. (He is foreign born.)
C. He’s too busy trying to keep California out of bankruptcy.
Who ever dyes his hair should be fired… the T800 had more realistic looking hair…
What are you talking about? That is a very lovely perm.
He looks like a giant, angry leprechaun. I almost captioned it as such…
Wow. Just, wow. The things you never realize until it’s pointed out to you.
I am magic like that.
yes you are
Win.
IT looks like nylon fur… or someone has stuck a high voltage up his arse…
Do you have ANY idea how much power it takes to activate a cyborg? Your hair would stand on end too…
It’s Kim Jong-Il’s hair. That’s why the leader of North Korea has been in hiding – the embarrassment caused by the defection of his hair…
What will happen if Arnie get’s Kim Jong-Il’s I’ve-just-been-to-the-doctor-and-had-my-eyes-dialated granny glasses?!
You give a man the most frightening thoughts before bed… it’s three in the morning over here, I’m New-Yeared out. Happy New Year, Jane!
*Drains the very last of a batch of eggnog laced with Dimple*
It’s only 11 in the morning on New Year’s Eve where I am, I have a whole night of debachary (erm, I mean, family party) ahead of me. Happy New Year!
he looks pretty good for his age akshully
Only if you think the work of trainee morticians looks ‘hot’
The guy next to him knew it all along.
That was my comment. His face is just like: ‘Oh, typical.’
“Back in my day, we got killed all the damn time. No cracker robot man is gonna impress ME!”
WIN!!
*flutters eyelashes*
*fawningly lights DWN’s cigar*
*puffs* Mmmm, that’s the stuff baby. Did you check my appointments? I don’t want my ho’s running wild out there.
Your appointment book is in the room full of money, as it should be.
Excellent. Take the rest of the day off, babe. Don’t want your pretty face stressed from overwork. ; )
I thought they had gangs for that job these days…
Everyone… please calm down…
AND GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!
I am conflicted on whether or not that is better than what I put. Damn you and causing self doubt!
Ooo…dude is looking sad these days. They say politics ages you faster than any other profession.
yeah, he really looks old now… wonder how he’ll look in 10 years and how people will talk about him and his film/bodybuilding career… o.o
America’s favorite Nazi.
America’s Favorite Wang.
I thought that was you? ;o) Congratulations on making the front page! Funny one, too.
Ya, I did my morning happy dance. Lynn was amused. A little validation from time to time is rather soothing.
Hey, it was you!!! Congrats!!! (obviously I NEVER check who made the lol)
Neither do I. :/
It’s okay. I had a wtf moment when I saw the picture. I was like, “I recognize that… Wait a minute! Happy dance time!”
Then I went upstairs and happy danced in front of Lynn. Amusement was had from something so silly.
*gives DWN pats on the back*
Congrats!
^_^
*wakes up*
Oh, yeah..congrats, DWN!
Thankies though it tarnishes my underground cred. ; )
That is one ugly suit.
You know, I like him as my governator. I think he’s a good RINO.
I know I have a hard time disliking him. One of the few celebrities I actually like, in fact.
Dude! Eyebrows should match the rest of that disaster of a hair job. Getting pretty thin on top, too.
Well hitting 70 can be rough. Knowing my luck, I won’t even hit 70.
70?
Jings…
I don’t know his precise age but I know he is closing in on 70 if he isn’t already there. I know he is past 60 at this point. Either way, I don’t expect to make it that far so I already know it is rough.
Well, he’s 61, if you’re curious. I just checked. Nobody ever thinks they’re going to get to be “old”…then you get the AARP mailing…or so I hear.
Ah, wow, I feel like a heel for aging him prematurely. As for myself, I am too wound up not to die from heart failure before I hit forty.
>.> You had better not die at forty! I still plan on using you till at LEAST 60!
O_O…
That could prove to be a very interesting 20 years…
Ewwwwwwww… Necrophilia BAD!!!
How cool is it that when Arnold turned 50, he said [imagine these words spoken in Ah-huhld's accent]: “It’s kind of a big deal to turn 50 and realize that my life is one-third over”?
LOL, that would be hilarious!
…. Ahnohld is such a weenah.
Sounds like a pretty normal thing for a Republican to say.
*snicker*
*milky way*
*twix*
*mars*
*almond joy*
*mounds*
*Mr. Goodbar*
*toblerone*
*whatchamacallit*
*3 musketeers*
*Kitkat*
*reeses*
*junior mints*
*butterfinger*
*hi-chew*
*Ghirardelli extra-dark bittersweet*
*NERDS!!!!!!*
Vince Foster ?
Hahhaha WIN
Does anybody know where DeathWyrmNexus is? I’ve been sent to kill him.
Ho shit… *flees*
*walks in carrying a shotgun and an ammo belt* DeathWyrmNexus?
*yells from behind a wall*
He’s not here! He’s in Spain!
DeathWyrmNexus, I have been sent back to protect you, Come with me if you want to live.
don’t trust him! he’s actually a weird squid thing!
Target: Neo. Status: Terminate
-turns around and sees Arnie- BAD ARNIE! -pulls out squirt bottle- bad! no……BAD! -squirts once on the head- dont make me bring out the penny cannon!!