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DUDE!
There’s a motion to DUDE! on the floor.
Do we have a second?
Motion to DUDE seconded…
All in favor of DUDE say “aye”….
Aye!
Aye.
Dude!!! I mean, ummm, Aye!
Aye, d00d.
*worries when I should start pitching Prinnies*
OK, then, by popular and unanimous acclimation — the DUDE abides.
I’ll record this in the minutes.
EXCELLENT!!!
Florida, though. They ain’t got nothin’ on us West Coasters.
What a waste!
My thoughts exactly. I had hoped it was recycled xmas greenery until I gave it a closer look.
Can’t really see what that is… Is the car covered in hash?
In the U.S., hash is the name for a derivative of the plant commonly called
marijuana. From all appearances and context, this would be that plant.
Specifically, the resin formed from the plant’s sap.
<__>
What?
i do not believe hashish has anything to do with the sap from the plant. hashish is made from whats on the outside of the flowers, not from whats in the stems.hash can be made as simply as rubbing it in your hands, and scrapping of the resin.
I remembered reading that one had to slit the buds before rubbing.
No idea..never made hash. The sap of the plant is worthless however. The flowers and crystals coating them are the only part with any noticable THC content.
It’s WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
that doesn’t look like any pot I’ve ever seen.
Probably just a bad picture.
If anything it’s juvinile plants…
Or it was just a funny picture and isn’t the real Mary Jane at all. Difficult to tell from this picture.
Oh it’s real. I’d say, juvenile sativa plants, they have a rangy habit unlike indica which grows one big fat bud. You can see one immature bud projecting out to the left.
Is there no end to your wealth of knowledge?
Seth seems like the kind of guy who has working knowledge of this topic
He only mentioned it in another lol at great detail as to the source of his information. ; )
To summarize for Jane, who might have missed it: I worked computer security and grew for one of the best non-profit medical cannabis clubs in California. They taught me everything I know on the subject.
In bed…
You are right, I did miss that one. Thanks! However, I think my original post stands in that you know everything about everything. In the best possible way of course.
You ought to get him to describe the kill switches he created for his office. It is totally made of 100% pure WIN
That really was one of my better ideas. We had kill switches disguised as phone jacks (you know, the old fashioned wall warty kind) so that if we were raided, and people were put up against the wall, they could kick one with their feet and bring down the server that held our patient data on an encrypted file system.
That is so cool…and geeky at the same time. Full of win!
Thanks for the idea, Seth. I’m going to use that in my “End of Days” bunker, lest anyone try to get into my crates of Bacardi…
Bacardi? Bacardi?!?!? Gawd – end of days, all right… *Slides a double nip of warmed Drambuie over*
Jane, OT, but [LINK]
Nice! I do love an HP reference!
Reminds me of my geography teacher…
Could the ranginess could be a result of poor cultivation technique?
Ranginess can be caused by poor lighting. Often full sun plants
brought indoors for the winter will “stretch” or get “leggy.” These
plants, though, are probably healthy, considering their owner’s
likely interest in caring for them. Their habit (overall shape) is
naturally rangy.
Weed: It’s not just a nickname.
Wouldn’t expect you to have been so knowledgeable on this topic…*swoons*
*time travels back; hops plane; drives rent car to Steve’s*
*grabs pillows and puts them under Steve as he tumbles*
Plants is plants, Dear. I’m a plant nut, that’s all.
*falls blissfully on comfortable pillows*
Wait…*snaps out of it* did you say time travel?!? Oh that sounds like fun! *snatches time machine keys*
*travels forward in time, steals Troll-Blaster4000 proto-type and buys a bag of Future-Haze Sativa from Starbucks-Cannabis shop*
*travels back in time, puts Troll-Blaster4000 in Rhorho’s Christmas stocking*
*arrives at Present time with big bag of Future-Haze and a huge grin, tossing Rhorho the keys to the time machine*
Happy New Year!
*has hissy-fit over beautiful Troll-Blaster 4000*
*savors aroma of Future-Haze Sativa blend*
I’m so glad you didn’t get me the Indica, ‘cuz Ima
hafta whoop up on some troll arse, and soon!
*goes all mushy*
You got the cinnamon-nutmeg kind. What’s that
other ingredient? It kind-of smells like ginger…
@Seth:
I think C. indica is the shorter species with the rangy form and C. sativa is the taller, more elongated form species. Do you have them switched?
sativas can reach heights of over 20 foot with buds as long as 5 foot. the leaves of the average sativa are thin and can have more than 5 blades on each leaf(up to 13 i believe, but dont quote me on the number).indicas grow to about 5 foot, and are thicker in leaf size and overall stature(more bush like).if you are growing indoors its probably an indica, however with the long growing season in florida, sativas would be good in the outdoor climate.
Not enough light always seems to be the problem IME…
Too bad growing it in your vegetable garden with natural sunlight would probably attract the wrong sort of attention!
Growers have raised C. sativas near Willow trees for protection from helicopter spotters. Unfortunately, they probably had trouble getting enough light on the plants, due to the shade from the trees.
There are lots of corn fields around the area I grew up where you’d easily find a patch of plants out in the middle, shielded from sight by the corn. I’ve seen helicopters flying overhead looking for that very thing.
Yeah, the leaves aren’t similar at all, and the habits are
different. C. sativa would overshadow the corn plants
in no time, making them easier to spot, still.
‘Rangy’ means a tall branching form, doesn’t it?
It’s more at “sprawling,” like a Lantana; one step up from “crawling.”
Oh, god, you can’t stomp Lantana to death.
I prune my Lantana with a lawn mower.
As it should be done.
It only helps for a week, sad to say. Same thing with
the wild-form Datura, D. inoxia, family Solanacea,
known for its hallucinogenic properties…and plethora
of seeds.
family Solanaceae, that is.
I love Lantana, don’t get me wrong, but it’s almost as prevalent as kudzu. It just has better publicists.
Not by a long shot! Kudzu is on the TX Invasives list. It’s a non-native with the manners of a killer whale. Lantana, by comparison, just sprawls past the bounds of good taste.
Looks real to me. Wish my chia pet did that!
I think the black bags give “it” away, but originally I thought someone was just being festive for the season.
Lol!
Pass dat shit!
*radio static*
“Request backup unit with Cheetos… repeat… Cheetos”
LOL, awesome DUDE!!!
*air guitars*
*dispatch….dispatch…Unit 5 is en route to our next call…Over*
*what is your location Unit 5?*
*dispatch…situation under control…location…Taco Bell….over*
Hearing this on her police scanner, Brenda at the 7-11
next door to Taco Bell dusts off the Mallomar display…
/WANT