i can’t get enough of these shoe jokes on punditkitchen
i can’t get enough of these shoe jokes on punditkitchen
(George Bush)
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I can…….sigh. At least this one isn’t in poster format.
True dat. I was wondering when someone would point out the absurdness of the number of shoe jokes.
Ooh.
Deep thought goth line for the day:
“If I’m not dead enough for life, am I alive enough for death?”
-Icon of Coil
oooh! Brings to mind the similar (and slightly more happy) line from ‘High Fidelity’: “Do I listen to pop music because I”m depressed, or am I depressed because I listen to pop music?”
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I like yours better though
That is slightly more happy. I know I get depressed when I listen to pop music.
Hooray for High Fidelity! John Cusack rules.
Always weird to see someone reference a band I listen to.
It’s not me to turn the fate
to a better end
what I do will make it worse
so I stopped interfering
- Funker Vogt
Peace is impossible, no matter what it seems.
Somone’s killing someone, even in your deams.
duuuuur *dreams
Wow, someone who listens to Icon of Coil.
I really thought I was the only one.
Maybe I just don’t know enough older goths.
I am not a goth!!!
Okay, okay! (Neither am I, despite an obsession with Depeche Mode). Older people who occasionally listen to goth music.
Good recovery. Now I feel old.*sigh*
*helps Charro across the street*
You and me both, pal. *sighs with*.
Link under my name…
I’m sorry… I can’t keep up with all these posts.
*sufficiently chastised*
It’s okay. The Review Board will meet in January, and assess the
suitable number of demerits. You will be notified by mail, per usual.
Blargh.
Meta-lol!
Those shoe jokes are good for your sole…haha…get it?
Don’t act like a heel.
He’s just trying to toe the line..
But that joke was way to corny.
Oh, these puns!
Someone really needs to put their foot down.
*sticks tongue out*
Don’t make promises you won’t keep, hun.
Won’t huh. Sounds like a dare to me.
Too bad I am spoken for and in another state because there is no way for me to properly dare you if I can’t give you a chance to win.
Otherwise, I would dare the hell out of you. Maybe a couple times.
BWAHAHAHHAHA I WIN BY DEFAULT!
Two best words in the Dictionary. De-fault! De-fault!
/Homer
Has Lynn got an arch rival now?
Lynn has back up from our Hell Kitty in CT. So no, unless charro wants to take on two chics, in which case, I will film it and make a huge profit. However, the prize isn’t worth the trouble so I will go with no, Lynn doesn’t have an archrival because charro has better things to waste effort on.
I prefer the term “nemesis” anyway.
And no, much as I like chicks, women sscare the hell out me with their craziness. Yes, I scare me too sometimes. I’m sure Lynn is a lovely woman but I am too terrified after the last psychopath to go for another muff dive.
Perfectly alright, our Hell Kitty would get jealous as she is a possessive redhead and wouldn’t want to share Lynn.
Ah, women and their craziness, I concur.
DWN is having a slow day today – double pun fail! Charro with tongue and me with arch……
Ooookay… O_o
Are you confoozled?
A tad.
Would it help if you knew that you *stepped* in the middle of a shoe pun chain, then followed up by *walking* into Slan’s effort to resurrect it?
I figured once I had my foot in the door, I could go where I wanted. However, I did seem to make a few missteps.
Only a pair of them, but I tend to be tight-laced.
It is okay, I just hate being shoe horned into a role.
We may just have to re-boot the whole thread.
If only I could be one step ahead of you, I would have done so already.
This thread toes the line. I may need to put my foot down.
Sounds like a bunch of Brogan-doccio to me…
Broguedoccio?
Everybody. Stop vamping, or I’ll punch you in the aiglets.
And that is a pain that will last.
Totally off topic, but did anyone else, on seeing the news that the President of Somalia was resigning, think “WTF? Somalia had a president?!” I need to work harder on keeping up with global news….
There’s a country called Somalia?!?!??
In February’s annual almanac insert, the Wasilla Beacon shows it as an area on the east coast of the country, Africa.
I was being an ass…
So was Rho…
I was going to say…. Wasilla accompanied by a geography post? Palin?
*cringes in hope that I’m not wrong*
It’s the joke that never dies!
Wait, can Palin see Somalia from her house?
Perhaps, but urban legend has it that she thought Africa was a country, not a continent.
AFRICA IS A CONTINENT!!????
Off topic.. how many continents are there?
7
And one country IS also it’s own continent…
Unfortunately for Palin, Africa isn’t a country.
Australia! FTW!
Why are there 7?
To cover the seven deadly sins?
@charro: That’s just how it’s cracked up.
And America gets gluttony… Asia gets wrath… Europe gets.. pride… Africa gets uh, lust… Australia gets um…. envy… Antarctica gets sloth.. South America gets greed?
@rho: har de har har
No way, Europe totally gets lust, Africa gets Envy, Australia can have pride. I’d agree with the rest though.
America has gluttony, so wouldn’t it make sense that we should sneak into Antarctica and swipe their sloth? We’ll have to hurry, before greedy South America catches on.
I think we should have more than one deadly sin. Besides, who wants to see a slothful penguin?
Why there are 7 continents depends what you believe:
A.) Because God made the Earth that way
B.) Plate tectonics
C.) Because some guy with a map said so
I’d go with C.. because the other ones are just absurd. But in Europe, there are only 6 continents.
It’s the same thing as having Seven Seas. It’s all one big giant sea, thank you very much! There are a couple of land locked ones, and they’re not even really counting a few important landlocked seas that should be counted, IMO. I agree with Steve: It’s C.
@Charro: Really? Who do they leave out?
*ahem* What’s the difference between a lake and a sea?
@Jane: from what I hear, N&S America are one continent. Europeans, is this true?
See? That’s exactly what I’m talking about. It’s arbitrary, and depends on who makes the map
WHat’s the difference between a lake, a sea, and an ocean?
Half the world wishes they could eat like Americans, so North America – Gluttony.
Europe, former seat of empires, defining chauvinism (not just the male sort) and hey, the French, so Europe = Pride.
Africa is having trouble sustaining its population growth, so yeah, Africa = Lust.
South America’s history is littered with dictators who absconded with their population’s wealth, so South America = Avarice.
Antarctica defaults to sloth because what the hell else is it going to be? It’s frozen.
Wrath and Envy could each apply to both Asia and Australia. I guess it depends on whether theft or crimes of violence would be more likely to get an Englishman transported back in the day.
I used to think greenland was a continent when I was little, but that’s just because the maps make it look larger than australia. silly maps.also incidently. I have returned from vacation, hurrah.
Mmmm, I’m having cracker breaded Pork Chops for lunch and the damn clock is moving too damn slow…
Welcome back, FaileV! *hugs*
<3 *hugs* I’m glad to be back.
Welcome back. *noms pork chop but gives FV my cookie*
*beats head on desk*
@slan agat
How can you say that Asia does not have an equally large populationconcern?, and albeit more hidden, equally large if not larger issue with AID and other STD in Russia, China, and Mongolia (not sure about India)…And the 6 continent in Europe come from the fact that ASIA and EUROPE are not separated at all- they are one massive land mass. All others are split- granted NA and SA by the panama canal, but thems the breaks. water separates every other major land mass from each other except Europe and Asia..and if I am wrong, I do not care0 this is much more logical than some guy said so.
Oddly enough, I find myself wanting to make innuendos at charro today so I had to behave. Hmmm, I’ll figure it out I suppose… *le ponder*
@dropping in: Asia has a larger population but it also a) has better resources for supplying its population with the necessities of life and b) at least in China has a better handle on controlling population growth. Less so on the Indian subcontinent, but for the most part Asian population growth is more sustainable than African.
Valid point re: Eurasia, I was going along with the old textbook definitions for the sake of the joke. :^P
The distinction between Europe and Asia as continents is purely a cultural one. The distinction of Australia being its own continent is similar (the geographical continent is Australasia).
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As for the seven sins. Neither are really wrath, but Australia is more envy than Asia.
I dunno, the argument could be made for any and all of the sins going to America.
That’s a fair point. At a different time of cultural power the same could have been said for Europe.
@DWN make the innuendos, it’s fun!
Isn’t there a tiny little land bridge connect Africa to the Middle East, thereby attaching Africa and Eurasia?
@charro: Just the musing that there is much better places to apply your face than a desk…
@DWN: not at work there’s not.
Touche’
Well played, Clerks.
I thought the lol was funny….
EW, you guys!
I just grossed myself out!
When I saw the picture, before I read the caption, my first thought was:
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“Hello, Barack? What are you wearing?”
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*barfs*
Ergh.
Tessie, next time? Please, don’t share.