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haha.
probably took the furry dice too.
And the wooden bead thingie that goes over the driver’s seat.
…and the bobble-head hula chick and Mardi Gras beads off the rear-view mirror! *adjusts insurance*
…and the pine tree air freshener. That car’s going to stink now!
I was always more of a fan of the “Vanillaroma” *snickers*
My Hawaiian dancing girl on the dashboard !!!
I was never a fan of those drive-through car washes…
Eh, that’s what happens when you forget to retract your radio antenna before you go through those big brushes…
Wow… I used to be pretty careful on that one. Now I know why.
Do not back up–severe tire damage may result!
this one is in poor taste.
*puts shelli in headlock*
*delivers epic noogie*
Agreed.
*adds salt*
When this happens to your car, your house, your family, and your country, then try adding salt to it and see if it helps…
Did happen to my family, kthx. My mom was a nurse specializing in fabrication and fitting of prosthetics for civilians wounded in attacks in Kuwait during Desert Storm. She got raped and beaten on a bus transporting bandages and fresh water to a temp hospital camp. I was sitting in the back of the bus. I served four years in the Army, and lost a couple good friends, whom I had known since my teen years. I was ‘adding salt’ because I agreed this was in poor taste. Please, don’t start with people when you don’t know what they’ve been through.
Hmmm……Rho, do you have the book? So far we’ve got half black half Jewish and half something else, so she can’t be racist, then we’ve got her working for the welfare office, a shipyard, and Microsoft, having a kid at 15, being in the military for 4 years, having a mother who was a nurse and was raped and beaten to prove a point on a LOL site, she’s bisexual, married, and she’s apparently loved by all who work for her. So based off these things she can’t be racist, sexist, anti-fat, anti-GLBT, anti-religion, and now she’s able to pontificate on all things Middle Eastern and war related.
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And she’s 23.
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Are you keeping track, because I don’t think she is.
I think she’s only an occasional visitor to consensus reality
Why go for consensus when the virtual reality is sooo much more fun right?
Classic narcissism – not keeping track of the lies you’ve told because the people listening matter that little to you.
I have an addon to firefox that translates any text she writes into Peanuts adult babbling.
Funny, I see now that froo said something similar much lower down. : )
(CHANTS) JERRY JERRY JERRY!!
I switched to a spreadsheet. Assuming she doesn’t add anything
while I’m typing, she’s 4.75 people with 6 jobs, and her mother
has four jobs.
In bed.
…with a penis.
Add a fifth of tequila and you’ve got a party! Woohoo!
my moms dead now, thanks.
Hell Hath No Fury:
This is as subjective as trying to argue whether bass sounds better than drums or if blue is better than red. What people find troubling in humor is based entirely on what emotional baggage they carry. This makes everyone unpredictable. For example, one of my friends loves the cultural clashing on *Chappelle’s Show but * found a less tragedy-laced joke about Native Americans to be highly offensive. I seriously (not for the sake of argument) hurt a little inside whenever stand-up comedians, TV shows, etc. poke fun at sexual infidelity due to some rather scarring events that happened to me in my teens. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” is offensive to someone, somewhere because he had a prize chicken that he loved; it escaped from its cage and tried to cross the road but died because it was hit by a car. Once again, *The Onion* provides us with wisdom on the matter in their article: “That’s Not Funny; My Brother Died That Way.”
Thus the problem is that tastes vary widely. For example, you see death as a boundary for you. For me (again, not for the sake of argument, but sincerely) death takes a distant second seat to prolonged suffering. I would rather be dead than be responsible for a plane crash, even if no one died in it. This is based only on my emotions, not some objective boundary to which I can hold others.I’ve been that guy in the background before. My tastes in the “truly tragic” are very different from some people, and I’m sure there’s a wide continuum of which we’re all at different places. Actually, “continuum” wouldn’t be the right word, since that indicates (I think) a linear construct. Instead, it would be a gigantic sphere filled with tons of different subject matter, and everyone’s “lines not to cross” would be at various places.
So the standards between everyone are arbitrary. The fundamental problem here is that due to natural variation in perceptions of tragedy versus humor, one should naturally expect to find something that might be over his or her personal line within this kind of site. As soon as one saw this thread, which soon became focused on many tragedies of varying types/degrees, he or she should expect and accept that one’s tolerance for certain subjects might be different than what some people were going to post. Your sensitivity shouldn’t govern the rest of us. If you have a problem, avoid humor at all costs. Until then, don’t impose your subjective tastes on others. I’m not going to go to a comedy club and tell the performers to not joke about sexual infidelity.
Also note that even if these arbitrary lines are to be respected, we can only do them as we learn about them with friends, coworkers, etc. If we have to keep things rated-G around here, that would suck (and of course, I’m sure Bambi reminds someone of being abused as a child just after seeing that movie, so rated-G doesn’t work, anyway).
The next picture involves a potential death via sharks. How would you like i tif someone came and trolled that thread with shark attacks not being funny because a relative died from one?
Well, that’s how I lost my left one, but I’m real grateful that you had the foresight and care to ask. Still, they have an air of amusement about them if done with style or wit.
Perhaps this is what HHNF requires… a weeks’ notice first, and she can have a decent amount of time to figure out how her life experiences fit the picture.
On the other hand…
Wonderful post above, truly. Unfortunately, you, like most of us in the past, took HHNF’s manipulative comment at face value, and assumed it to be honest. Sadly, there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
HHNF has demonstrated a PATTERN of trying to “win” at all costs. Unfortunately for her, she doesn’t keep up with her lies very well. Though her mother may be dead, HHNF’s established PATTERN of manipulation efforts prevents believability. Once a liar, always a liar.
Assuming her mother *is* dead, how pathetic is it that HHNF would use her death as a cheap trick to “win” a point on a LOL site?
Again, your post was an interesting read.
the saddest part in all this is that anecdotal evidence is the lowest rung on the pole of arguments, barring lies and fallacies. Even if all those things really did happen to her, she’s won no argument.
Sad ain’t it?
…and yet she persists, proving her FAIL time and
time again, instead of opting for another website,
another therapist, or another planet…
I will not divulge the location of my planet so she can’t go there.
Go forth, and spread your wisdom.
Thanks for the info, rhorho.
YQW, Sweetie! <3
Hey!! That is NOT funny!! A shark took a bite out of my butt, and now it (my butt, not the shark) has a bite taken out of it and looks like a Good Humor bar, except that it isn’t covered with ice cream… at least not right this moment…
*sigh* So thirteen apologies later, and you’re
still grumping… What do you want from me???
“What do you want from me???”
A bicycle and some balloons and a pony.
BTW, I’m not sure why you’ve apologized once, let alone thirteen times, since I’m pretty sure you’re not a shark (also because I made the whole story up).
Well, if you haven’t been bitten, and I’m not a shark, you
only get some balloons, a scooter and a 4-hour pony
rental.
There’s a shark? Maybe…..a LAND SHARK?
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*knock knock knock* “Caaaaaaaaandygram”
SNL, for total annihilation!
… *checks clock to see when I can get home and then how long before my sons get to bed*
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You people are missing the interesting point here…
Your arse gets covered in ice cream regularly?
I don’t go that way. Not even for ice cream.
Besides, I’m out of Lactaid…
I did not miss it…
It’s a sure cure for shark bites.
Strangely cooling…
Cooling strangely?
Wow, I AM impressed. Run me through why she can’t be anti-fat again, I must have missed that one. Was she one of those people who are so large they have to but cut out of her home and then had gastric bypass surgery?
She can’t possibly be anti-fat, because her husband (who is the paradigm of health and goodness) is bigger than average. And she can’t be anti-skinny, because she’s skinny. And she can’t be anti-big boobs because her own 36C REAL boobies make her back hurt because they are so big.
I have 34 double D and MY back doesn’t hurt, let’s add that she can’t be anti-wimp to the list.
LOL, agreed. What else can we come up with that she can’t possibly be according to her posts? Anti-troll?
Anti-”popular?”
I’ve never quite worked out how being multiracial gets you a get-out-of-racism-free card anyway.
Ooooh, I forgot not anti-religion, as she can’t be against religion since she’s 1/103rd Jewish on her mother’s dog’s side.
*rolls eyes*
That’s on her mother’s crippled cat’s side.
Oh, yeah…
Add “Anti-Physically Challenged,” too…
Okay, people. I’ll write a biography. Moved to Kuwait when I was 9. My mom and dad took time off thier professions as social workers for DSHS to go with some people from church. I’m not only NOT half-black, I’m 1/16th. That’s also where the Jew ‘blood’ comes from. My great-grandmother was a Trinidadian Jew whose family was not accepted in Germany. My grandfather, a furnace boy for the Nazis, fell in love with her. There’s that. We left as soon as possible after the rape *which produced my brother, Micah, who is now 14-9 yrs younger than myself, and a pain* Unrelated, I was raped after a football game at Ridgetop Junior High on nov 13th, 99. I was the only girl on the team, uninterested in guys, being bisexual, and a few guys from the school didn’t like being played out by a ‘dyke’. It was in the news, and no doubt in some kind of internet records if you’d like to check, it’s there to remind me. Resulted in the birth of my daughter, Kymama Bradley, which is also on the web for Harrison Memorial Hospital in Bremerton, Wa. and in the Kitsap Sun weblog for July 15th, 2000. With my name there, so please try to disprove it. When I was 17, started in for Microsoft as an intern, since they provided daycare and schooling on-site. While I was staying with my parents, I worked for DSHS in Bremerton for 15 months. Close to home, easy to do. My dad had already taught me to weld while working on exhausts, so that was an easy apprenticeship, which I continued while staying at Ft. Lewis in the Army. I missed my daughter, but I got to see her every other day since it’s only a two-hour trip for my parents. Was roofing for a coworker’s father’s construction company while they were short of employees last summer, Doc Torrey Construction, that’s online too so you can check that out, not a far drive from the base. Fell off a third-story roof in Gig Harbor, this side of the Tacoma Narrows, when my harness bolt came loose from rotted beams. Got discharged from the Army *that’s online, too* since I couldn’t do much, and went to a friend’s dad to get the instructor position at PSNS for the Boilermaker’s appenticeship. His name is Frank Gosser, it’s listed for the Seattle Brotherhood branch and my name is under his trainees online. So, yeah. Timeline fits because I lived it. Sorry for living a full life.
oh, yeah, and here’s my myspace so you can all prove yourselves wrong, and if you’re a human being with integrity, apologize for being hateful and implying that I’m a liar. http://www.myspace.com/hellhathnofury3
And the fact is, none of your life story belongs as a ‘kicker point’ on an LOL site. Saying that you’re not anti-whatever because you’ve seen this or you’ve seen that just sets you up to be ridiculed. Especially since you seem to always have a cute little story that fits every single post in here.
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I’ve had all kinds of crap happen to me in my life too, and you don’t see me trying to empathize or show how I’m better by using those experiences to say hey, I’ve been there too and I did this this and this. That makes you out to be a condescending braggart and a one-upper.
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If you can’t contribute something to a conversation that doesn’t involve a life experience that you may or may not have had, SHUT UP. No one wants to hear it. You can empathize without giving a byline that shows that you have the moral authority to speak.
I meant Kyama Bradley, and this is my myspace, so you can prove yourselves wrong, and if you’re a human being with integrity, you’ll apologize for implying that I’m a liar when all I do is base my comments upon my life experiences. Thanks for being mature.
@HHNF: Wow. All that, and no “proof” link
to your web page? Maybe you’re in the
process of re-re-re-re-editing your deets…
Seriously, you’ve been on PK long enough
to notice that you’re the only one on here
vain enough to post an “all about me” text
wall. For the love of novacaine!
For those interested, I found your other
web page. [LINK] kthxbai!!
froofrou, then STFU instead of calling me a liar, or take it back. Don’t call someone a liar if you aren’t sure.
When you reference them ALL THE TIME, no one CARES. You look as though you’re not only an attention w*hore, but that you’re only out to steal sympathy from others. Learn to empathize without referencing a life story every single time, and you might be taken seriously. But this ‘I can’t possibly be racist because I’m this much *insert racial type here*’ and ‘I can’t possibly be sexist because I’m bisexual’ and ‘I can’t possibly be an immature little dink because I’ve lived a full life and everyone loves me’ crap has got to stop.
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If you can come back and play nice, we might take off your ‘troll’ brand and actually involve you in conversation.
Oops! Cross-post. Thanks for proving my
point about your inevitable link to your web
page. Got a hearty chuckle out of that one!
well, froofrou, you seem to care, you keep damn good track, dont you
@HHNF: Oh, I’m SURE you’re a liar, no doubt here. And if, by some stretch of the imagination, you’re NOT a liar, you need to STFU yourself until you can learn to contribute without referencing yourself all the time. Are you really that vain? Do you really think anyone cares that much about your life story? Leave it in the wings until it is relevant.
What froo said, plus: Please note that we
all understand how to create MySpace
pages. Putting BS on a MySpace page,
then offering it up as “proof?” C’mon!
it is relevant when people talk shit without knowing a damn thing. YOU care, you keep coming back to read it, haha! So if I were trolling, you would be a pretty sad victim
yea, i made a myspace page last year with a bunch of crazy facts, that my coworkers are alays on and would know if i’m lying, so that I could one day prove my point on a satire site. Riiiight
oh, yeah, ill come back and LIE and say that none of those things happened so YOU can feel better
Just because you MADE the page last year doesn’t mean you didn’t CHANGE it to fit your facts yesterday. Please. Stop insulting our collective intelligence.
and it does suck to be publicly proven wrong after you’ve said hateful things to me, so I forgive you for being mean
Rho, help me out here. Do people this stupid and self-absorbed really exist, or is she doing this for fun?
sounds like you know all about that, froofrou, and no, those pics of my worksite were added forever ago, and ooh I’ll bet thats not even me, and this isnt me either. Nothing is right as long as you say it isn’t, okay, Tom Cruise?
stupid? hahahhaha I dont know many other ‘dumb blondes’ that could do what I do to a car’s engine, a submarine or a computer. If you know some, introduce me, because I’m sick to hell of wide, blank stares.
If you can go as for as to look at my myspace and not look up any of the other info that just might make you wrong, then you’ve proven your immaturity
Why should we have to look them up? Obviously we can take your immaculate word for it. CITES, dear, cites rule the day. And a myspace page doesn’t count as a cite. If you can’t actually provide somewhere to go look without me having to go do a hit-or-miss Google search, what good is your information? Also, you never actually cited your myspace to begin with. Rho had to do it for you.
@froo: Courtesy of DSM-IV ~
NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER
1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is “special” and unique
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement
6. is interpersonally exploitative
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
Is HHNF’s picture next to that entry?
Now that the list is published, she can save
a lot of typing, by just replying, for
example, “#4″ instead of spelling it all out.
re Stupid = 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 9.
re Self-absorbed = 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9.
re Doing this for fun = 6, 7, 9.
There’s some overlap, but you see the beautiful efficiency, yes?
LOL, yes. I love it. *hugs* *gives Rho a WIN statue*
*hugs froo back*
*presents froo with an embroidered
pillow, reading “This is my MySpace, so
you can prove yourselves wrong.”*
*chuckles lightly that HHNF forgot to
add her link to her post*
P.S. The link under my name, 23 posts up,
is not HHNF’s *MySpace* page. It’s her
*other* page…
*snickers*
(from under the couch)
“Is it safe to come out now?”
*helps AtlasShrugged out from under couch*
It’s okay. You’ve got two Texas women to
protect you!
Is that like the Texas Ranger creed- “One riot- one Ranger” ?
It’s the WOMEN I’ve learned to be afraid of ! When I was dating my wife to be, I told her that, yeah, I did like to shoot skeet and go hunting and did she have any problem with that. Her answer (Texas farm girl) “You want to see my shooting trophies?”
LOL–Froo’s the one with the hunting cred.
I just have something against Coke cans…
Jesus Christ on a Graham Cracker Crust! All I did was leave to watch the Sound of Music and this is what happens? I realize it’s a long movie but srsly. This has been the most amusing thread evah!
Froo carried the day. I was in a big pout
because nobody would let me into the cat
fight, then it was over!
Hey, what about the welfare office? Didn’t, like, her entire family work in the welfare office? She left it out of the bio.
Good catch!! In her bio, she describes that
her grandfather fell in love with her great-
grandmother. Did you catch that? Actually,
that notion goes a long way towards
explaining the manifestation we see before
us now…
I have a friend who is 1/16 Native American (this is actually a huge joke with us, we usually give her dream catchers on her birthday) does that mean that she automatically isn’t racist and she has the right to be against immigration since the white man stole her land?
Yes. Yes it does
Also, if Froo is right about her being 23 and her mom being in kuwait during Desert Storm than she would have moved there at the age of five or six, not nine.
Remember, she is 4.65 people, so I’m sure she can do it. She just sent one of her younger selves to Kuwait before she went, no doubt just in time to kickbox the guy who raped her mother and avenge the act. I swear, if this is a true story, it’s a sad one, but more than likely the really sad story is that the poor girl thinks she needs to lie to make friends.
Just found this on her ‘about me’ on her myspace: I’m not one of those mouthy bitches that never shuts up who insists the grass is purple just because she said so. I gather facts, and if I’m quiet, it’s because I’m unsure.”
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I’m giggling so hard I can barely type!
Damn double posts *sigh*
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I found this on her myspace under the ‘about me’ section. It made me giggle so hard I almost fell off my chair:
“I’m not one of those mouthy b*tches that never shuts up who insists the grass is purple just because she said so. I gather facts, and if I’m quiet, it’s because I’m unsure.”
LMAO!! Your friend could still be 15/16 racist, right? If other portions of her heritage are White, she’ll need to go after herself with one arrow and 15 guns!
A Native American posted on a thread not too long ago about how “I am [<1/4] Cherokee” always drew eye rolls from his friends and him. I’m sure that eye roll is common with other “cool” ethnic-being folk. I remember that when HHNF initially claimed to be part Black, she felt the need to qualify it as being “*from Trinidad,*” as if regular Black wasn’t good enough for her. Of course, she has no cultural exposure to any of the ethnic groups she claims.
Using the shorthand developed from the DSM IV criteria for NPD, I would call the bigot label-proof jazz a 1-3-5. But what do I know. I’m just a psychiatrist, journalist, lawyer, physicist and chemical engineer…
supermodel, doctor, astronaut, and AlGore
Sorry about not refreshing before adding that comment. I had a phone call, and didn’t think it was too busy here. You whipper-snappers are too quick for me, and you mumble all the time!
Do we need to exit your lawn?
@froo: LMAO!! If I weren’t so senile, I would remember everything I need to say to you dern kids! *shakes fist*
Your quote was funny, but I laughed hardest at the next sentence after your quote: “When I talk, listen.” Like anyone needs to heed her words? TFF!!
I bet she sounds like the Teacher from Charlie Brown when she speaks in real life
Nah! That voice isn’t annoying enough. We need
something that causes ear bleeds, don’t ya think?
Truman Capote?
How about a cross between Sarah Palin and Fran Drescher?
Add Roseanne Barr in the mix and I think you’ve got it.
I think we should substitute Roseanne for Fran,
for geographic concerns.
…but now I think we’re wrong. Given the subject, we’re going to need to mix at least 12 voices together, right?
Considering that both ladies’ voices have been known to induce spontaneous impotence in gay and straight men, I think that this should be used wisely and in small measures.
Hah! Take that, you little whipper-snapper!
12, and a couple of guys, because she’s bisexual and appeals to both sides, after all. She’s wanted by all, adored by all, known by all, and speaks to all through her mantle of self-righteousness and grandeur, and bestows goodness and chocolates all around. And, she sh*ts roses and farts moonbeams, and the sun shines out of her ass.
Double post alert…..how do I know if I’ve ever snapped a whipper?
You’re just jealous of #s 1, 2, 3, 8, and 9…
I think the screams and blood would be a dead giveaway…
I’m completely jealous of her delusions of grandeur. If half of them were legit she would be queen of the woyald.
Okay, that’s 4 and 5. Wanna complete the set? You still have 6 and 7 to go…
Um………my grandmother on my father’s sister’s brother’s side was a 1/64th American cripple, and so I know all about it. AND, screw all of you! I hate you and I want you to die!
Oooh, oooh, ooh! I just thought of something else she mentioned! She asked me if I knew any other ‘dumb blondes’ who could do what she does, but when you go to her myspace page she’s a brunette!
*squeals with delight*
Congratulations, froo! Here’s your “Girl with the Most Cake” trophy, a bunch of long stem roses, the keys to the most expensive hybrid car EVAR, and 2.3 internets!!!*
*void where prohibited or restricted by law; subject to applicable federal, state, provincial and local laws
*smile/cries; mascara runs*
If you click on the link under her main photo, you will find some photos of her with bleached hair. Sadly, she seems to have taken all of the photos herself, either in a mirror or with her arm sticking out. You would think someone so popular could get a friend to snap a photo. Maybe she’ll learn to use the timer on her camera so it will at least *look* like she has a friend…
*accepts roses, keys, and internets*
*wipes tears*
*hugs rho and jumps around still hugging her*
You would think that the BF/hubby would take a few of her, since he’s SOOOOOOOO in love and is the perfect man in the perfect relationship with the perfect woman.
He’s probably too busy, flying around, saving the world, etc.
…and when he gets home he’s too tired. Those beached whales are not as light as they look, ya know.
Do you suppose her daughter is the new incarnation of Zenu?
I didn’t think about it earlier, but she couldn’t have been raped by an ordinary guy, right? If her daughter is the new Zenu, then Tom Cruise is the father???
Nah. That would just be crazy…
I’m actually doing a search for that (God help me), and there is no record of it that I can find
I hope you’re not venturing outside of MySpace for any of your proof. There is no truth outside of the ‘Spacetrix!
I checked the stuff she ‘told’ me to check for. There is no record of a rape at the Junior High on that date, and there is no record of her daughter at the hospital she mentioned. There is a story of an attempted rape of a 15 year old, but it happened in May, and was with an Olympic coach. So, she’s busted.
Her mother will be relieved not to be dead…
I wonder if there is a law covering lies told to gain the upper hand in otherwise lost battles online.
I have done every google search I know how to do on the topics she said absolutely WOULD be there as a reminder to her of her crappy life, and none of them exist. I’m going to try one more thing, and if that doesn’t work I’m just going to relegate her to her place as a figment of her own imagination.
…or maybe Zenu redacted all mention, to protect herself later, in the future wars.
That’s got to be it. I even searched for her with her real name, and she shows up exactly as many times as the guy from ‘Wanted’ when he Googles himself.
Oh well. Just avoid anyone offering you an alcohol and glycol mixed drinks, and don’t hang out around volcanoes…
I’m impressed that you went to all the trouble, considering she couldn’t be bothered to do so…
Are you bucking for more internets?
It was irritating me. Part of my CDO nature
…brutal combination, with the dyslexia.
IT’s not dyslexia as much as it’s thinking that OCD is not in alphabetical order, and therefore isn’t right.
LMAO!! I have an OCD neighbor next door. He literally arranges his potted plants in alphabetical order by botanical name.
So maybe you’re not *that* bad, yet…
I’m not as bad as my hubby, but with us breeding, our daughter is doomed
Speaking of plants: I’m trying to get a start of Pothos for my office……did I do right to break off the sprigs at the joints and just bury them in wet potting soil?
If she marries DWN’s son, there will be a tear in the time-space continuum.
Then we’ll be sorry we weren’t nicer to Xenu’s batshirt-crazy mother.
If she marries DWN’s son, I’m kicking his ass because he will know too much about all kinds of BDSM that will soil my perfect daughter
The joints are called nodes, and the roots will develop from those. You want to have at least two nodes in the soil, and water more frequently until the plant is established.
An easier way would be simply to put the cuttings into a glass of water, then transplant after the roots grow to an inch or so. After transplant, you still want to keep the soil moist until the plants are established.
Lots of sun at this stage, I’m assuming?
Oh, yeah. I had forgotten about that “control freak” aspect of “CDO.” Your daughter is in for a heck of a ride–with or without DWN-let’s help.
LOL…….instead of starting her a college fund when she was born, we went ahead and started her a therapy fund for all of the therapy she’s going to need later, hehe. I’m not naive enough to think she’s not going to blame me for everything that ever goes wrong
Just a sunny window is fine. The cooler the better,
though. Heat dries soil and murks up water. It’s okay
to leave 2-4 leaves per cutting, but cut them in half if they
start to curl, and don’t worry if they drop off: They will form
new leaves.
Crap! Hard return fail, and last sentence should be
“…don’t worry if they drop off: *The plants* will form
new leaves.
re froolet: Maybe you and hubby will cancel each other out, and she will turn out remarkably well adjusted. Hey, look at me!
On second thought…
LOL, I’m hopin’. I’m hoping she’ll turn out a little less hardcore than I am about stuff so she can enjoy life more. It’s frustrating to be set in your ways.
*snark alert* Well, there is only one direction to go, right? /snark
I’m off for the night. Enjoyed our adventure, but hopefully we can play with Pirate King next time, assuming we haven’t scared him away.
DWN’s son won’t be that bad. Click my name for relevant webcomic.
Ohhhh…. Holyyyyy craaaaaap….
*peeks around corner*
I brought pie?
Quoted from her Myspace: “I do NOT talk unless I’m right. No, I’m not one of those mouthy bitches that never shuts up who insists the grass is purple just because she said so.”
I would have to disagree. She seems to be EXACTLY that, based only on what I read in the comments here on this site.
Epic beatdown. Wow. ;o)
This was like a (post) Christmas Miracle. I feel all warm and happy inside now.
… Nothing is more disturbing than seeing that my son got into a drawer with a particularly big toy and then charging at me from nowhere yelling about his new sword.
We have since taken better precautions. >_>
Better precations? Sh*t, you should have captured that moment on film. No other teenager would have a more awkward photo to show potential dates.
We have an ultrasound of him in the womb where it was VERY easy to tell he was male. I think that is blackmail enough.
I actually did say that my family worked at the welafre office in my bio, for those of you that can in fact read, it’s called DSHS, as I said. Fuck you guys, you’re too fucking stupid to realize that some people have lives outside of this website. I have jobs, a family, a life, sorry if any PROOF of that isn’t good nough for you. Keep shaking your heads and saying, NONO THE GRASS IS PURPLE BECAUSE I SAID IT IS! I DONT CARE IF THE EVIDENCE IS STARING ME IN THE FACE, I’M RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT thats how you sound.
You sound like a Cockapoo on ecstasy, except the dog would at least make sense, by comparison. Your offer of “proof” is a joke, but at least you’re consistent…
I think she’s confused. The sound she’s actually hearing is the sound of all of us laughing. Hysterically.
“which produced my brother, Micah, who is now 14-9 yrs younger than myself, and a pain”
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Sooooooo, he’s a 14 year old druggie, dead, AND a pain? Being a little hard on the kid aren’t you, I mean, he’s dead after all, according to you.
She ain’t afraid of no ghost?
No, she’s afraid of no one, ethereal or otherwise, because we’re ALL inanimate to her. None of us have lives outside of the internet. SHE’S the only ALMIGHTY one with life experiences, etc., ad nauseum.
…or in shorthand, #s 3, 5, 8 and 9.
Us lesser mortals go to the salon and cut our hair. HHNF:Goddess of Catastrophic Anecdotes has short hair because it’s been burned off.
I’m sure it got burnt off by the flames coming from her pants.
Nah, they’re just smoldering a bit.
What a pathetic group of bullies and trolls! You do realize that continuing to attack HHNF gives her all the attention she wants? Idiots.
Oh look. A sock.
I was wondering where that went, I thought I’d lost it in the dryer.
Had I mentioned I’m pro-boobies?
Yes and it was duly noted. Your t-shirt is in the mail.
Dude… I gotta get me one of those shirts.
Already ordered yours as a late Christmas present.
@Max
T-shirt is behind my name
Awwww, you sweetheart you.
That’s sad, really, but don’t go on sites like this if it bothers you. You know what kinds of things get posted, so it’s your own fault for looking.
Perhaps they should stop targeting Israeli children with rockets, then.
Yes, Captain Obvious, they should. But while they still are, if it offends you that much, don’t be on sites like this. Simple.
I don’t think they ‘target’ them… I think they’re what is called ‘collateral damage’ when our side do it…
they also took my husband. Oh wait..not all of him
…and they left the door open. Now the battery is going to be dead, too.
….wtf let my husband take the car to the market and look…a new ding in the door!
Yeah, this one’s kinda tasteless
Let me sum up here for those not paying attention:
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OMG HOW DAR YU MAKE FUN OF THESE PPL THEY ARE SO NOBEL AND THEY SHOULDNT BE MAED FUN OF AND ITS TO SOON AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF A WAR AND YOU NEED TO GO SOAK UR HEDS AND YOU GUYS R SO STUPID AND YOU HAVE NO LIVES AND YOU NEED TO GO GET JOBS BECAUSE ALL OF U ARE JOBLESS LOOSERS AND YOU CANT SPELL AND YOU SMELL. BLARGH!!!!!!!
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Um… uh… yeah… hm…
YEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!!
This one deserves a FAIL post of its own.
[Barney Gumble voice] We were all having a good time… AND THEN YOU HADDA GO TOO FAR!!
It made me laugh…
I actually let out half of one loud cackle here at work, before I caught myself.
Half a cackle… would that be a cack?
Toy Cack?
Or if you stifle the beginning and just let out the end is it an le?
True but I like the Dr. Tran reference…
Oh I havent watched that in a loooong time. I must go watch it now..
Oh Sh*t! Its Dr. Tran!
Toy Cack!!!
Everything’s F*cking Wonderful!!!
Take off your top and get killed by Craig Canier.
Like the one hand clapping business – left hand makes the ‘cl’, right hand does the ‘ap.’
Mini-cack. It’s in Wikapedia…yeah…..that’s the ticket!
I think it’s a little early in the conversation for this. Usually there is much more back and forth before someone takes this tack. Are we cutting back for the holidays?
I’m just going ahead and posting it before the obligatory trolls feel the need to tell us all what bad people we are
It’s a time-saver.
I do enjoy the injured tone from Madame ‘Kill them all, God shall know his own’…
It’s okay, I am enjoying the almost cliche’ post you do when she speaks. Like the tides, it has an inevitability that is morbidly comforting. Much like my obligatory response to your commentary when you do it. Let us keep spinning the wheel.
*launches into “Proud Mary,” a la Tina Turner*
And you’re on time as well. Damn, I should set my watch…
Why do I think of “Jacob saw the Wheel” when you said that?
Oh god.. my days in a southern black baptist church are flooding back!
Ezekiel Saw the Wheel, you mean.
I think your “flooding” is perhaps coming from the backwater
escape valve…
Oooo you are correct madam… good catch. That was of course
10 or 12 years ago…
It’s okay by me, but you’ll probably get a
stern note from Ezekiel’s mom…
It’s the great set up lines she gives. I’d be a poor ‘Straight man’ if I didn’t give the scripted responses…
Point taken and your rebuttal gets an epic win from me.
Whoops. You guessed wrong as to what would make this thread epic.
Wow. What a read (although I must confess to scrolling a lot of it…)
By the way, I am Miss Big Shot Told You So Queen of the World, so there.
you spelled losers wrong.
Froo!
First isn’t being like that. They didn’t say “TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN!” or anything.
Blargh!
Isn’t BLARGH what you say if you bite an orange immediately after cleaning your teeth? Enjoyed the sentence structure immensely, although I may hold you to a small but important spelling correction. Soak should be rendered “Soke” – I saw that sprayed on a train the other morning.
Just like your comment!
Comeback fail.
Oh, yeah? Well….well, shut up… yeah, shut up!
Yeah HHNF…that is my reply.
Your MOM is your reply…. wait… what?
People are still being bombed in Palestine. Let’s have some more respect people.
*demonstrates PK-style respect, which bears a strong resemblance to a Benny Hill salute*
(cue saxaphone and high speed chase of scantily clad women to the tune of “Yackety sax”)
It’s depressing that anyone would find that funny.
I’m inclined to agree.
Your use of your name implies that you understand humor. This is a humor site, and we’re whistling past the graveyard. That’s all.
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If you still can’t stomach it, just skip it. There are other LOLs and other websites, right?
People seem to forget that most of these pictures are captioned without the use of context. The caption is based purely on the content of the picture, not anything else. It’s funny. Deal with it!!!! (not at you, rho
)
Whistling? It’s more dancing on the grave singing ‘Who’s Sorry Now?’… at least on my part.
That was YOU??? *sigh* Aunt Edna had one in every port…
You’re related to ‘The Bandit Queen of Bohemia’?
*furtive glances* Why do you ask…?
It was just that she was called ‘Edna’… erm… so I was told…
Alas, Aunt Edna! Unc knew you well…
Hey–Waitaminute. Are you responsible for my
pervy cousin Reginald???
Fair enough.
It’s depressing that you can’t seem to find your funny.
Mostly with US paid for ordnance… gotta love the cults of Abraham… it’s Darwin in action.
Whence cometh the rage you’ve acquired when it comes to mainstream monotheism? I know enough agnostics and atheists, but I don’t think I’ve seen a more ferocious one than you (for that matter, as widely literate on the whole matter)… why?
The simple pleasure of pissing people off, I’m afraid :¬)
You remind me of my friend’s ex….
I have to respect the fact that you’re honest about that. Most overly-confrontational people aren’t.
Exhibit A: Hell Hath No Fury
Case closed, full stop.
I have a long standing Vendetta against the Roman church. My father got ‘invited to leave’ for taking a priest apart for upsetting my then heavily pregnant mother. Since the priest was 220lbs, a shade under 6′4″, ex-All-Ireland hurley player, and my dad was 5′6″ and weighed in at 120lbs I think they were embarrassed. Shame they didn’t know of my dad’s army boxing career in the 40s… his last fight was an ‘exhibition’ match against a Dutch Heavyweight… TKO in 2. Dad said he remembered entering the ring… then the ref holding dad’s hand up while they tried to bring the other guy around. He decided that boxing was a ‘mug’s game’ after that. No shame in begin slapped about by someone who could do that after threatening his wife, unborn son, and all future offspring with eternal damnation…
But these days, it’s mostly to piss people off, since I’m now wholly ecumenical in my distaste.
Fair ’nuff – that would have made one decent fly-on-the-wall moment in time.
The respect people are approaching rapidly. Just behind the fun police and the comma-droppers.
Ha, do they mean the bomb took the stereo? Maybe it was such a great system……..it blew the car away AHAHAHAHAHAHA
See, now THIS comment is in poor taste.
And here this had been funny up until right about…. ^there.
Hey even I know it’s a dumb joke but it certainly isn’t an insulting one.
See kids? This post is why we don’t eat Halloween candy left over from 2007…
Im still working on the candy corn from 1976.
But it was all made in 1911, and the left over stuff is pulled out of dumpsters to be used the next year. Don’t worry, they wash it off.
Lewis Black reference recognition WIN!
“It’s candy…..made of corn……..SONOFABITCH!”
Lewis Black is to blame for my habit of bringing home a bag of half-price candy corn the day after Halloween and announcing to my kids that it’s corn….that tastes like candy!
hehehe, Lewis Black rocks. And is the only part of the movie ‘Accepted’ that makes it not FAIL. Also, you’re not ashamed to admit you’ve watched that movie more than once because he’s in it
Sure… just because he was in it. I for one loved the numerous sh*t
references…. that was lovely.
The Mascot was epic.
Does high fructose corn syrup even go bad?
It starts bad
High fructose Corn syrup seems to be ground zero for the reason ‘Late onset diabetes’ became ‘type 2′ since it’s now showing up in children as young as 7 in countries where HFCS is widely used.
See kids? This is why TC isn’t allowed sharp things, we don’t leave them alone with the bourbon, and we make sure the teens are NEVER alone with them…
Are you the same Americans who cried about the picture of the jet flying into the homes? This is also in bad taste…but I guess when it’s not in your back yard that is OK? Gotta love the yanks….where is Iraq? Oh it’s near New Zealand!
I think you wanted to say “Japan” there…
P.S. These aren’t the Americans you’re looking for.
Wait, is that an XKCD reference I see?
I prefer MST3K…
I’m referring to this webcomic (link). Hold your mouse cursor over the image.
It wasn’t intentional, but I’ve been to that page before…
*tightens chin strap on foil hat*
Nice one. In my ‘Death Star’ days, ‘Global Projects’ meant from the Atlantic in the East to the Pacific in the West, and then everything else was ‘ROW’.
Um, these are the same Americans that invented the internet you’re using to insult us.
just because ARPANet made the net doesn’t make the US anything more than a beggar on a golden throne…
AL GORE invented the internet !!!!
Gore signed off on the Budget. ARPANET invented TCP/IP with Bell Labs, and used the basal architecture of what are now called routers to make the system bomb proof. A lot of the old copper wire stuff is ex-US mil, and now hardly used, as Tele-cos now supply most of the backbone.
John Berners-Lee managed to get HTTP working, thus making the Web, but that’s NOT the internet.
Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee is the ENGLISH computer scientist credited with inventing the World Wide Web.
Yeah, but if you were paying attention you would know that when she was 5 years old HHNF gave birth to John Berners-Lee while she was knitting booties for starving children in the Congo. Since HHNF is american than you can say that Americans invented the internet indirectly.
so, you making up stories about me means that I’m a liar, even though I don’t make outrageous claims. Hmmm, all of my ’stories’ coincide with each-other, but you people keep trying to make me look stupid. It’s comical, almost, how you exaggerate what I’ve said, even though it’s YOU doing it, in an attempt to make me look bad. So odd. All of my life has websites attached to it. my shop, my job, my kid, my hubby, everything. But proof isn’t enough when you’re a beligerant naysayer.
I’ve searched for all of your stories, as you asked me to do. There is no record anywhere of any of them that I could find.
See kids? This is why we take our pills as the doctor prescribes, so we don’t run out before the end of the month.
“It’s comical, almost, how you exaggerate what I’ve said”
BINGO!!! Give the girl a prize (only, don’t really give her one, we’ll never hear the end of it).
You b*tches are still whining about her, huh? Epic.
Oh, look. A sock.
Looks a little dirty. Can we throw it in the wash with some bleach? Or is that racist?
Nope, but whatever helps that tiny hamster in your brain spin.
Aw, look! It’s trying to speak! Come on little socky! You can do it! You can contribute to the greater good, I just know you can!
You wouldn’t know the greater good if you sucked it off. Go hide behind your religion while you cheer on the death penalty and play bigot.
Rho! She’s pretending to be a newbie while knowing the fights that go on around here!! She’s an even worse socky than she is an actual poster!
I’ve lurked on this site long enough to witness plenty of your ignorant twattery.
Then you know what happens when a nobody like yourself insults a regular…
Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Yes Seth, you elitist tosser, it turns into a fapfest as everyone comes out of the woodwork to defend their precious regulars. Somehow being a regular earns you the right to troll at will with a posse to back you up. You guys troll newbies but play outrage when newbies troll you back. So predictable, so easy to get you guys to have your little Pavlovian responses. CIRCUL TEH WAGONZ ZOMG!!!
Wow that sums up PK right there.
Yep, that’s us, alright.
I’ve often wondered at the mentality of a person who silently reads all the comments (or at least most of them, enough to know personalities) and lurks and lurks and lurks waiting for that perfect opportunity to shake their first at the PK sky saying, “damn you PK regulars and your elitist ways!” Although, I must admit they frequently employ less sophisticated language patterns that usually use the word “twat” in some form. Either those people should be joining HHNF in a group therapy session on successful interpersonal relationships, or (and this is more likely) they are socks for other people who post on here and they STILL should join HHNF in a group therapy session on interpersonal relationships.
Yup, LOL, that sums it up. So what’s your angle, you a masochist? You think you’re pissing us off? This is what we do for fun, you’re just giving us what we want. It’s social! (Demented and sad, but social.) And for the record, we don’t start things (usually.) But we do love it when mental midgets with no
interpersonal skills and a chip on their shoulder give us the opportunity to retaliate. Thanks. You really aren’t up to our usual trolling standards, you’re too easy to just dismiss. You’ll have to work harder than this if you really want our attention that badly. Try making up inconsistent, arrogant stories about yourself, or parroting back widely debunked myths. That seems to work. Just keep trying and you’ll get the attention you obviously crave.
Hmmm, tosser… twattery… anti-religion, anti froofrou… it’s an Uncle Fester sock! Sorry, Unc, you have a very distinctive writing style.
LOL. I don’t think it’s Fester. It’s a little more verbally challenged than he is, and a little less vitriolic. It could be, but Unc is VERY distinctive, vindictive, and is a little more flippant when it comes to me.
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BTW, I found an extremely relevant linky to a daily quotes page……hehe. Enjoy!
Trolls never tell us when it’s okay to stop circling the wagons. I got really a really strong signal where I was, but it sucks over here with the rest of you…
*spies Seth’s foil hat*
So THAT’S what’s messing things up!
*grabs Seth’s foil hat; tosses it to Jane*
Hey, where’s Jane?
*picks up foil hat; tosses it to froo*
Ring the bell and watch you dogs drool. Always good for a laugh. You don’t learn, do you?
Awwww, it’s cute when you waste your time to tell us that we’re wasting our time.
@LOL: We don’t learn. We’re here to laugh,
but you’re not being very funny right now.
Do you know a good joke?
*drops foil hat* Sorry, it was family game night. Much fun was had, but Charlie was in a weird mood. He was just mad because we told him up front we weren’t accepting off topic answers and he got all pouty.
Oh, are we still directing comments to LOL? I thought we dismissed him/her as being lower than plankton on the PK food chain.
LOL was too good to last. *sigh*
Seth, you overly anal bag of pus, kindly keep me out of your Stalinesque denunciations of ’socking’. I have ONE id here, count em ONE(1).
for the record, in a knife fight between HHNF and Frou Frou, I’d simply watch. or be equally scathing about them both.
As to my opinion of cliquish behaviour on PK… it happens with any damn group. Look at the Stanford Prison Experiment.
If one is going to get their panties wadded over that, then they should avoid any social grouping of people in any medium.
One thing I admire about Uncle Fester is his equal disdain for all.
@LOL — Sorry, missed all that… Busy with the greater good.
*wipes mouth*
*readjusts tinfoil hat*
Awwww, I missed out on being insulted? Dammit!
Fine, Uncle Fester hit me with a double espresso of hate and bile. I’m jonsing for some verbal masochism. No rush.
I didn’t really think it was Fester, I just thought he needed a good teasing. Fester would never use a sock, the man WANTS you to know it’s him insulting you!
This is true and he is late with my verbal hate… I said No Rush, I didn’t say NEVER!
Yes, a sock is, by definition, a coward.
Unc has the courage of his convictions.
Also by definition, a sock needs a foot up them too… Before being stuffed into a shoe, boot, etc.
When was that?
It was a request, not a statement of past events. I suppose ordering to be verbally abused confused you. My apologies.
You’ve not done anything… sorry. I need foreplay ;¬>
Um… Damn, never had to work for ridicule before… I usually just trip over the damn stuff. Okay here goes.
I think Froofrou rocks despite ideological differences. I think your level of pretension somehow outweighs my own in an amusing sort of way. I think your country has an inbred living tourist attraction as a monetary parasite. I have a French surname and I believe your father punched a nun instead of a priest with you covering it up with a nifty anecdote to cover up the fact that the nun laughed at him for hitting a girl like a girl. ^_^
Naa, it’s not the same… sorry.
Look, you’ll do something soon enough… look at the anticipation as part of the pleasure…
Fine, fine. This coffee shop sucks…
This exchange reminds me of a funny:
Masochist: “Hit me!! Hit me!!”
Sadist: “No.”
A guy called AsuraSyn used to have that as his account siggie on Gaia. Always good for a chuckle. Actually it was in question format.
“Is the greatest pleasure for a sadist to deny a masochist pain?”
This thread was made of win. *sighs happily*
*sigh* Actually, an englishman invented the internet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee
Also, contrary to popular belief neither god, gravity or fries were invented by americans.
Oh so now we’re back to the broad brush stroke of you “You Americans” the same brush that EVERYONE else says is a bad move to make and shows you’re only looking to stir things up as compared to actually making a point.
Some of us Americans care no matter where it happens… but you know how we deal? Humor.
Ive already told the story about how a tree cut my house in two and I simply said “Talk about your fixer upper.” Its how some of us deal.
This is humor site, not a “My type of humor site” you’ll find all kinds of humor here
and some (judging by your generalizations, probably MOST) of these types of humor wont be your slice of pie. But they work for others.
No one made you click the link and read the comments. You’re just looking for something to be upset about. So skip this one and go to a lol that makes you smile. Dont try to ruin our smiles and laughter. K…. Thnx…. BAI!
Broad brush is the stable of comedy…
A drunk, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar.
The Barman asked him what he wanted to drink…
Broad brush? Hell yeah. Funny? I think so…
Ok Unc, you’re defending something Im not even talking about. Broad Brush when using JOKES are fine. Using a broad brush to try and insult only makes you
look like you lack the brain capacity to comprehend anything BUT stereotypes.
People are individuals… and they forget that so much until they’re accused of being just another clone.
Uncle’s running on autopilot – I’m not certain that his heart was really in it. If he was lobbing oil of vitriol, he was cheated by his supplier…
It was a supporting comment, not a defence… Broad brush is a stable of comedy, and this site is allegedly ‘funny’.
Having said that, most of the comments are funny only in a Borat/Poe’s Law sense… and in some cases, amusing in the same way that people paid a shilling to watch the inmates of Bedlam to be ‘amused’
Just merely stating that, what I said I disliked, and what you do were two different
things.
You’re ok in my book Unc… sometimes. But I can say that about everyone
except Jane… she can just right… aaaaaaaall the time.
Awwwwwww, you sweetie. I couldn’t have asked for a better person to abduct and then forcibly marry me. <3
Maxwell Silverhammer is ‘Papa Lazarou’
Hmmm well kinda. I dont have wives or Simba Pebbil and Tiktik…
But I can spout some crazy gibberish!
TLOG – The BEST TV horror ever… I know it’s supposed to be comedy, but…
Fart jokes are poor taste.
This should never get to the front page, and shame to all those who defend it.
Oh hey, and I DO have a sense of humor. It’s just not disabling my sense of empathy.
since when were fart jokes poor taste?
We live in a world of capricious nastiness and causeless tragedy, within which we try to make sense. some cling to a god, wherein they get a great life to come, others decide to see the funny side and embrace the chaos, since it’s just the way things are, not as we’d like them to be.
Never mistake that laughter is the cousin of tears, and sometimes, insanity is the only sane response to a mad world… there again, only those who are insane have the strength to prosper. Only those who prosper define what is ’sane’ :¬)
“since when were fart jokes poor taste?”
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Fart jokes have been in poor taste since they were (?) invented, which is why they’re funny. That’s why there are a whole lot of fart jokes and very few jokes about “the guy who was polite to everyone”.
Did you hear the one about the guy who was polite to everyone? He walked into a bar and asked for a beer, please, and left a very nice tip. He’s good people.
…then, on the way to the car, he let a screaming toad out of his arse!
HAHAHAHAHA!
with a wet follow through…
Screaming toad… love it. We have barking spiders, bullfrogs, squeaky floorboards, the next-door-neighbor’s dog, Fluffy-off-the-chain, butterballs, dead monkeys, whooshkas, mice, three-toed badgers, fireworks, the ghost of a refried bean (thanks, Pratchett), touchin’ cotton and turtle-heads (very dangerous), small-scale ecological disasters, weapons of mass destruction (nope, I didn’t see ‘em either) and dead rats. Screaming toad is going straight to the alimentary menagerie.
I think Dennis Miller once said “Children think fart jokes are hysterically funny…. because… fart jokes are hysterically funny.”
If Dennis Miller says its funny then by god… its funny!
According to Eddie Murphy, the basic elements of comedy are dicks, boogers, and farts.
That’s American comedy – English is the above with ‘grotesque homosexual camping in full drag, innuendo, and boobs’
“Are You Being Served” is now available from all good…
Or ‘The Carry on…’ films.
Oh, and the Head of the Aryan Brotherhood is a great fan of ‘AYBS?’
Say what?
*sigh* The joy of care trolls.
Well, bleeding hearts are ten a penny…
And bleeding hearts go great with a side of farva beans and a nice Chianti.
or a big Amarone, if you’ve read the books…
I prefer mine with gurgled screams but it is hard to get them that fresh lately.
I need a new supplier.
Yeah that guy on the corner of 5th and main with the hearts in his jacket should
really take some shelf life inventory.
Ya, I just can’t trust the Aztecs anymore…
This is where I google how to say something obscure and bizarre in Maiyan.
Ya, that might be interesting. Mayan might be nice to hear too.
Mayan is one of the stranger Mesoamerica languages. It looks to be designed by a machine, rather than something that evolved.
I don’t remember where I read that exactly… my interest in linguistics was some years ago.
Still got to love a culture who uses the transits of Venus as the basis of its calendar, and has a separate calendar that counts down to zero for an ‘event’
They still owe me a rebate on that monkey heart they sent me. I implicitly asked for HUMAN…
They don’t count down to zero. They count up to the end of the calendar. 20.20.20.18.20 as I recall
I thought it was some time in 2012…
That is in 2012…
December 21 2012 as I recall
That will my sister’s birthday. I should let her know her birth was one of the signs of the end times…
is in 2012?
and tell sis… if she’s like my sibling, she’d get a kick out of that sort of thing…
Ya, despite my grammar fail. Ugh.
Will do, assuming she is conscious next time I see her. *sigh*
I just looked it up, and it looks like I got the date wrong.
12.19.19.17.19 is December 20 2012. The next day is
13.0.0.0.0.
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The fifth number increases by one every 394 years and 94 days..
It is not known whether the fifth number is in base 18 or base 20 (or something else).
Although the Mayans didn’t actually think it would be the end
of the world. They even had references to later dates in the reconrds (see name).
It’s impressive that they managed to calculate the transits of Venus with such accuracy over such periods of time.
Only comparable piece of astronomy from antiquity I can think of is the Vedic tracking of the solar system, not only around the galactic centre, but also spiralling in the spiral arm we’re in.
How about a caption like ” D*mn kid and his megaBass stereo! Look what he did to the car with that amp of his!” or something less tragic….
Rho, I think PK died…….it ate my last three posts, along with one or two of yours that had previously shown up. Maybe the thread is too long?
Hey, froo… just jumped on. Saw this pic appear in the middle of last night – the next thing i know, there’s 200+ comments, trench warfare, blood up an’ down the ward walls, scorch marks on the rose-bushes… what the hell happened there? Enjoyed the tennis match – you and rho versus HHNF, HHNF, HHNF, HHNF, HHNF, HHNF and HHNF hardly seemed fair… and it wasn’t.
Glad that someone else got around to reading her myspace thingie that I think she’s pointed to about eight times. Take the time to read her little positioning statement very carefully. I think it’s quite a revealing read over what she will accept, what she will refuse to accept, terms and conditions of friendship, and pretty untrusting opinions of the fidelity of everyone except herself.
There may be something deeper than narcissim here – I can’t imagine that a narcissist could keep getting so regularly and consistently flamed to a smoky, greasy spot on the footpath
and keep coming back for more. They’d go away. She hasn’t yet… my knowledge of psychology fails at this point, as I only specialise in Ugaritic text, microsurgery, monocle-wearing, history of the fountain-pen, axe-throwing, pre-quartz watchmaking, bidet construction and winning Miss Universe.
*says in small little girl voice* I helped… a little bit… you know, at the beginning. But you have to understand, I’m related to froo on my mother’s uncle’s cousin’s pet chincilla’s side AND I’m related to Rho on my sister’s husband’s boyfriend’s African Violet Houseplant’s side so I know ALL about how to flame people on the internet, you know, if I wanted to and all.
I’m sorry, Jane… actually, I think almost everyone came in there at some stage. I didn’t know PK could do chorus lines. Umm… your sister’s husband’s boyfriend has an African Violet? What IS it with those things? Hairy plants just shouldn’t… be.
Sadly, you didn’t develop a specialty in backyard Pagan ritual, before
the opportunity arose…
*flutters away awkwardly, still nursing a Red Bull hangover*
I couldn’t even do wicker baskets in primary school – what hope was there for me? Doctor Slan had an attack of the grinnin’ evils there, so I kinda backed away before I lost an eyebrow. Not really in the spirit, but… they’re good eyebrows!
I was theorizing that HHNF suffers from narcissistic personality disorder a while back. It’s not as innocuous as it sounds. It is in the same family of disorders as borderline personality disorder and sociopathy. It’s not just someone thinking highly of themselves. There is a fundamental breakdown of empathy and an inability to see other people as people in all these disorders. Someone suffering from NPD wouldn’t go away after suffering a verbal beat down, remember, we aren’t people, we’re objects. She might get frustrated that the objects aren’t behaving the way she expects them to, but her awesomeness will eventually overwhelm them and we objects will then worship her, as is appropriate.
Seth!
*pounces on Seth and gives hugs* Where you been?!
Welcome back.
That’s entirely consistent with my reading on the topic. Unfortunately, the DSM IV criteria doesn’t adequately reflect clinicians’ reports of this aspect of the disorder. The DSM V has been in development since 2000, but I haven’t heard a projected release date.
To specify: Lack of empathy is covered in the DSM IV, but the objectification of others is not adequately reflected, imo.
Hugs for all! I had a busy Christmas, not much time for Internets. Glad to be back on PK!
Glad to have you back, Seth! *hugs*
that makes sense. often times my appliances don’t show me the proper respect and consistently burn my food, that doesn’t mean i don’t come back to try again later. It’s a bit creepy to imagine that someone will see the world in that way though.
Froo, I had the same trouble when I was using IE on longer posts. I think Safari may have trouble with timing out. Firefox has the trouble with the truncated comment section, but at least it stays up when PK needs a little extra time. You may want to try downloading Firefox, if only to use it when Safari can’t handle PK.
I’ve used Firefox, but I can’t stand the post-cut-off that I suffer from when I use it. Safari finally spit the posts back out after a minute or two and was fine. I just wish there was a browser that could do it all………*looks around hopefully at all the people on PK who can write code*
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Side note here: SETH!!!! *tackle hugs*
.. well, I for one think that this is class humor.
I’m not narcissistic. As I’ve said, I have stretch marks *yuck*, scars, a crooked nose with a big Jew bump, most of my hair got burned off so now its boy-short. I’ve made unthinkable mistakes. I blame myself, and my father blames me for the death of my mother and brother. I fight with my hubby, we sometimes plot each-others’ untimely demise, he’s cheated on me with a better-looking girl (or seven), because frankly, I’m not as pretty as my ‘best female friends’ whom I trusted with my life, and now all we have is an odd friendship and a child together, because how can I trust him? Yeaahhhh, there’s the narcissist. Why exactly, do you think I come here? People here generally have the same bad humor I do, they don’t expect anything wonderous and magical out of me every time I show up, like my fam, my foreman, my hubby, etc. I’m not special, any more so than any of you. I thought I’d offer up some of my life so maybe people could get to know me, but you’ve made it clear that unless I’m down on myself at all times, it’s not good enough, and I must be lying. I’m not playing the sympathy card, and I’m not apologizing. It’s easy to explain it this way, when you’re not someone I know staring me in the face and saying, ‘but we expect perfection because you’ve set high standards! It’s okay for us to treat you like shit because you’ve always forgiven people!’ It’s been made clear, that in real life and even on the internet, I must be a Stepford wife, nothing must ever be wrong, and wanting people to accept my imperfect self is just plain selfish and I must be an attention whore if I want to ask advice or tell people how it is. Pessimism? No. I just know how it really goes. No good deed on my part has gone unpunished. I try to help my fam by getting another job to supprt them too, because my brother was a lazy drug addict and while I’m at work to support his habit they take a ride with a drugged-up friend and die. *that’s online, too, but you don’t believe me anyways and it was on the news to break my heart whenever I turned the tv on, because the druggies lived and my bro ws the only one who died, my mother died of surgical complications later* I come home a month later to find my husband in bed with my best friend, who has pretty much emptied MY savings to buy her and HER kid nice things. and now I don’t even have a mom or best buddy to run to when it hurts, and my dad resents me. Yup, I’m a self-loving, heartless bitch. There you have it. I’m totally imperfect, in ways that most women won’t ever have to deal with, I hope. I’m just trying to make it better with hard work and by proving myself worthwhile.
Narcissism doesn’t mean you have to think you’re pretty. It means you are self absorbed. While thinking you are pretty can be part of it, it isn’t necessary.
Just clarifying not judging as I stopped bothering with this fight a while back.
I’m trying to figure out where we said she would be accepted if she was down on herself. I clearly remember saying that she would be accepted if she would just stop talking about herself all the damn time and giving cute little stories that magically fit the comment in question. I don’t give a damn what she looks like, smells like, or acts like, as long as she doesn’t mentioned it EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Not a clue.
I think we’re just encouraging her, so I’m ignoring her from this point forward. Maybe if we all ignore her, she’ll go away, and feed off some other people.
I can deal with that. *sigh* I’m constantly amazed at the state of people. I was told by a wise person that now that I’m in HR I will be refining my hatred of people, and I think that this is helping too.
Wise person? I thought I mentioned that over AIM. However, I might just be delusional…
You did. My cite is correct, as is the adjective.
I has Wise?! O_O
Sweet!
HR is not a place to learn empathy at all. “Refining my hatred of people” may not quite happen – I hope. A very good friend is an HR manager of a large-ish company, and I’ve watched her over the course of a few years descend from one of the most decent and understanding people to someone who sees humans as a resource. Calling the role / position HR has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Care, m’dear – Marge Simpson’s extra ingredient.
I think I’m giving up on HHNF-whacking. I’ve really enjoyed how this has played out, and that worries me.
I was wondering the point of your mean girl routine with froo earlier. It was like watching one cliche’ battle it out with another…
…in bed.
Now a three way fight in bed… Where’s my camera?
Thought I’d give you a cheap thrill. Happy Holidays.
Heh, thanks.
My personal theory is that I’m only responding to her when she’s not being weird. The funny thing is, when she’s not going on about her personal life, she occasionally makes a funny or insightful comment.
I agree that yours is the best approach. It’s classic Behavior Modification, after all.
I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt here and assume you aren’t actually narcissistic, and everything you’ve said about yourself is true. Now I’ll let you in on a little secret: nobody really cares whether you are lying or not. It’s just something to focus anger on because it all seems so improbable, and people like froofrou have tried to corroborate the information and failed. The real issue is that you are a newcomer who appears to be trying to assert dominance. I had the same issue when I came here. People jumped all over me. I hadn’t realized there is actually a well defined culture here. When I saw how things were, I humbled myself a little and changed my style, and now I’m accepted and even liked.
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Maybe you simply don’t realize that your communication style is offensive. I was much like you when I was twenty three. I had a better anecdote than everyone about everything, (they are all true) and I made sure everyone knew it. It wasn’t that I was narcissistic, rather that I had a low self esteem and felt I needed to impress people to get them to like me. But my style of communication, rather than impressing them, just annoyed them. Now I’ve learned to be a little quieter, not to try to take the lead in every conversation, and generally not try to one up everyone all the time.
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So my advice is this: prove you aren’t a narcissist by showing empathy. Stop trying to dominate conversations. Apologize for being a jerk (even if you don’t think you were.) Humble yourself, a true narcissist never would. Ask some interesting questions instead of stating your opinions as facts. Show some interest in other people’s stories. You could still fit in here if you tried.
I have a smartass comment or few for this post but I’ll stash it for now.
I will add to be yourself but don’t expect us to be impressed.
Aw, come on! Your smartass comments are one of my favorite things about PK! Is it about me? Please let the smartass comment be about ME! I’d feel EVER so special…
Nah, I’m good. I can’t even remember what it was to begin with now. So blah, I got nothing.
You sound a little down today, DWN. Anything we can do to help?
Finally had my mood crash which depresses me because I had hoped I was done getting this low with the Fishliver stuff actually working.
I’ll sort it out. Nothing to worry about.
*hugs*
*hugs* Thanks love.
This all started not so much because HHNF is constantly trying to one up on the anecdotes. She made a comment that another commenter thought was offensive and when they mentioned that she responded with this long anecdotal story about her life experiences that was supposed to “prove” that what she said couldn’t possibly be offensive. It’s like the idea that she can be racist because she’s multi-racial. It’s bullsh*t. A multi-racial person CAN and often IS racist and HHNF original comment on this lol WAS offensive and no amount of personal tragedy, real or imagined, changes that. She’s not debating, she’s using her life experiences to justify everything she says.
Oh, I remember. If I recall, it actually started before that when she made some comment that sounded totally anti-gay, and she claimed she was bisexual and therefore couldn’t be anti-gay.
Yes, and then it devolved into her not being racist because she is some mixture of black and Jewish on her mother’s side (I think. It all got a little fuzzy after she invoked her dead mother and brother, her rape-produced child (and brother), and her larger than life husband). And by the way, did anyone else catch the slip up she had about her daughter? I thought the daughter was a product of a rape at 15 (which I coulnd’t find any sources on)……yet she’s claiming that she has a child ‘with her husband’……hmmmm…..
Caught that one, just before I gave her up as a hopeless cause…
At my worst, I hope I’m not as bad as she *sigh* Promise me you’ll slap me privately if I go off the deep end like this? I hope I crawled my way back from the precipice earlier……
Your precipice? Not even on the same planet, let alone the same
continent. It’s like comparing apples and starfish…
Ever read ‘The Little Prince’? It reminds me of HHNF
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(p.s. the apples and starfish comment made me laugh)
I have that book in French, even. Good point!
Now see, I can have a book in French all day long, but it won’t do me any good………
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I’m still wondering when the French children are given the test to make sure they can bend at the waist without bending their knees. Is it before or after the limp-wristed smoking and clever disdain for anything American?
French bashing! How original and clever!
Before the limp wrist and clever disdain lessons, but after the running away lessons. I mean, the fundamentals are important, you know?
Sorry–Two years of French in school, and, not to
brag, but I still remember a week’s worth…
I thought the Italians were better at running away…
Two years of Spanish, here. I can count to 100, order a beer, and ask where the bathroom is. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to understand the anser unliess there’s a lot of pointing involved.
*grrrr*. That’s “answer”….
Diss, possibly the most important thing about learning a foreign language is the joy of getting the accent right for jokes. Do you agree?
Diss, I had two years of Spanish in college, and if you speak slowly enough to me and don’t use slang, I can get the gist of what you’re saying. That’s about it, though. I have managed to surprise a few people who were insulting me in Spanish by pretending to understand more than the one or two key words I picked up on that told me what they were talking about. Good times
Froo, I did the same thing, but with high school Spanish. It’s TOTALLY USELESS when trying to understand Tex-Mex! >_<
LOL, no kidding. I was lucky. My Spanish teacher was from south Mexico, and she had a slow, rolling accent that was easy to understand. You get me trying to listen to people from northern Mexico, Spain, or Texas, and I’m lost!
My Spanish teacher in college spoke Mexican spanish as well. However, occasionally she’d be absent and would arrange for a sub who spoke Castillian Spanish. That’ll seriously f*ck you up when you’re not expecting it. “But Senora, I never conjugate vosotros!”
The hard part about Tex-Mex is knowing *which* Spanish words and English words to use, and *when.* The word choice could vary by emphasis, importance, etc.
I have a friend who works dayshift at the same plant I’m at, and it was hilarious listening to her and her Spanish-speaking best friend talk to each other. They literally switched languages every other word! I’m lucky if I can muddle through an English sentence, much less a rapid-fire conversation in two languages!
One of my friends and former co-workers was the coordinator for the ESL program at our school corporation, and she also ran the summer school program (which I taught in). It was the coolest thing listening to her talk to her husband (who was Mexican) on the phone and how she would just switch to English and then back to Spanish for seemingly no reason.
I have so much admiration to people who are actually bilingual. *sigh* I guess if I lived somewhere where Spanish was the main language, in a few years I’d be there. Maybe.
Don’t have a choice here in Texas- the only people who speak only one language are the illegals….
Ok, based off your last two posts, you’ve gone off the deep end of hatred for other races. Shush before you take away what is left of the credibility of Texans.
Having just read this post and your MySpace page, I would venture to offer the following advice (everybody loves unsolicited advice, right?):
Run, do not walk, to a qualified therapist.
I am not being sarcastic, or facetious, or mean-spirited, or anything else. I am completely serious. I am telling you to get to a therapist the same way I would tell you to go to the Emergency Room if you got hit by a bus. If even half the stuff you’ve posted is an accurate reflection of your life, you have a LOT of depression and anger and a LOT of family issues, and there’s no reason to think they’ll go away by themselves.
If you’re dead set against therapy for whatever reason, talk to your priest, minister or (?). Part of their responsibility is pastoral counseling. Putting on your MySpace page that you’re “suicidal” is a red flag that you need to be paying attention to. Good luck.
She’s changed her page since yesterday, as far as the ‘about me’ section. I truly hope she’s not being serious, because she’s far beyond just a narcissist if she is. I hope she gets the help she needs
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And I think I can speak for everyone here (at least, I hope I can) when I say that should she come back and need some support and guidance, we will all help her in any way we can. I can promise that I will never call her out again, and I know that rho and many others will offer support and help as they can.
Yeah. What they said.
Oh you guys…. So much love and hate over a silly picture. The overall point of punditkitchen is to have fun. If this picture wasn’t meant to be laughed at, then why was it uploaded to the gallery.
If you want to see something REALLY WORTH talking about go to my profile and look for my LoL titled “ORIGINAL FAIL”.
Hope you get to see another of my pics soon,
PK
Congrats on your win here, btw. I will check out your other stuff if I remember after I am done dicking around on here.
You’ve got some funny stuff there, Penntastic.
lolwut
Check if they took napkins from the glove box too.