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first!!!!!
sorry about that, it’s just it was my first time doing this and I was really excited about the concept of being first.
it’s okay. we all have our l337g33k moments, and we still love you…kindof
This is named after the *first* Bush. Who worked for the CIA.
CORRECT! George Herbert Walker Bush 41st President
Director of Central Intelligence:
In 1976, Pres. Ford brought Bush to Washington to become Director of Central Intelligence. He served in this role for 355 days, from January 30, 1976 to January 20, 1977.
Well, they should have put H.W. in the middle then. Though it was probably built before W came to power
Well, typically, when you say “George Bush”, you’re talking about GHW Bush, US Navy torpedo bomber pilot from WWII, director of the CIA, Knight of the British Empire (honorary), and 41st President of the US. For the Air National Guard pilot, governor of Texas, and 43rd President of the US, you say George W Bush.
Kinda like when you say John Adams, everybody thinks of the 2nd President of the US and not his son, John Quincy Adams, the sixth President. Precision oftentimes is very important or else you’re talking about something entirely different than everybody else.
George Bush vs Dubya
Or Shrub.
(RIP Molly Ivins)
One of Texas’ finest: Raise more Hell.
well you know, it’s people like dubya that actually give Texas some state history. I remember when state history was fun, we had wars, and bad ass generals with their own knives named after them. Then i moved to Montana…the most interesting thing that happened here was lewis and clark stayed longer…because they were dumbasses.
And if you can’t trust the chief of the secret police, who *can* you trust?
God, how I wish we had Secret Police. It would almost make all the whiny libs online worth putting up with if I knew they were disappearing in the middle of the night, lol.
As if they would be the ones disappearing in the middle of the night….
but i don’t bring their atheistic, pagan, hedonistic, agnostic asses any toys if that helps.
Asses that are both atheistic AND antagonistic? Very confused burros…
Think “atheistic,” then “Pagan,” then “agnostic” really fast.
It’s fun! Everything gets really-really swirly…
*clonk – fell on one side…* Auntie Em… Auntie Em…
Dude, where’s my car?
wasn’t the concept of santa claus originally some pagan guy? then it morphed over the years? or am I mixing up my mythological gift givers
well, christmas trees are pagan (or at least i think they are…)
meaning I heard that xmas trees have pagan origins.
Pretty much everything from every Christian holiday has pagan origins. It’s easier to get converts if you can let them continue their religious practices in the service of a new god.
That, and the kids were already home from school, so WTF?
Excellent point.
Actually Santa Claus was from the church. Saint Nicholas or
Nicholas of Myra from 270AD was from modern day Turkey.
I’m not aware that the church had anything at ALL to do with Santa Claus. You’re going to have to back that up, Kemosabe. He’s completely pagan as I recall.
A commonly held view is that the prototype for Santa Claus, before it became attached to the Turkish Saint, was Odin/Wotan and the wild hunt.
But chances are, it ante-dates the the one-eyed king of the gods’ taste for fresh souls in mid-winter.
Saint Nicholas (and his Moorish slave, Peter) became linked to
to the older image on mainland Europe, the British version, Father Christmas, owing more to Jack i’th’ Green than the freshly flayed wolf skin cloak look of Wotan.
The modern Santa Image really only appears in the early 20th C, as Coca-Cola’s marketing reach expanded, the red suited Santa being their’s and Clement Moore’s The Night Before Christmas…
If you’re really interested in more of the folkloric origins, I recommend the book behind my name…
I love how liberals think that conservatives think all liberals are going to hell and there for act just to piss them off, and then ask the conservatives to be tolerant and accepting people after they’ve just be mocked. Seriously I don’t get it.
Dude, you’ve got to stop listening to those Sarah Palin learn-while-you-sleep tapes at night. They’re making you utterly unparsable.
I’m serious why do you think I think you are going to hell! there are christian Liberals out there. I don’t honestly think that every time I talk to a liberal.
OK, first, we’re not all interchangeable. I’m not Santa above or PM or anybody but me.
Second, what has going to hell got to do with who some hypothetical secret police are going to make disappear in the night?
Third, WTF? I mean seriously, dude, WTF?
He just seems… angry….
Max, have I mentioned lately I’m damn glad to see you back? I hope your rec.winterfestival.misc was a happy one.
Ya, I was beginning to worry.
My job is odd.. the slower it gets the busier I am. I basically have
tasks that I can skip “If I had more important things to do.” Since
things are slow I now have no excuse but to do the silly little
meaningless tasks that usually get backburner-ed… if thats a word.
Thanks for the concern! Im fine, and Im around and reading.
But I find myself posting less, I guess cause there’s less idiots
to run off, or perhaps the debate here has reduced to “Stupid
Liberals!” and “Stupid Conservatives!” That crap gets old when
you’ve evolved out of that stage in your political views.
Anyways.. Im monologue-ing now so before some handsome
hero tries to take me out, I’ll go back to calibrating my death
ray.
Just remember, I’ll be watching
*misty-eyed, waves handkerchief at departing train*
*remembers that I need to get Max’s supply of Og Crystals for his calculations……..*
Doh… *dashes to get them*
Also… just as a side note..
If you’ve never seen it.. Google and watch Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along
Blog. Its 3 short webisodes written by Joss Whedon (wrote Firefly
and Angel… but we’ll excuse him on the Angel part). Starring
Neil Patrick Harris as Dr. Horrible, co starring Felicia Day and
Nathan Fillion.
Its a GREAT little show and it’ll explain a LOT about what my
life is like.
Have you been working on your laugh?
Cause, you know, that’s about standards. You think Bad Horse didn’t work on his whinny?
His…terrible…death whinny…
Well I mean cmon man… even at my most badass I just make
people feel like they want to take a shower…
Yeah, but they want to take a shower WITH you, so that’s something, right? Or maybe that was just me…
Oddly enough, I usually feel cleaner and more lighthearted after reading your stuff, Max…
@DWN: I try, I really do. I dont like starting sh*t… but BOY do
I love to end it!
@Jane: Meeeeeeow babe
Also the shower comment was originally from The Dr. Horrible
blog. His best friend’s super power is he can make things moist.
They would take you first. We need to strengthen the gene pool,
donchaknow.
Yo B, u need to shut your face, liberals rock!
*snort! cough! choke!*
amen.
“First” win!
Yeah, and no matter what you think of HW’s politics, you have to admit that he is a smart cookie.
However, one must never miss an opportunity to make fun of Scientology, so I brim with forgiveness.
“However, one must never miss an opportunity to make fun of Scientology”
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This is an excellent point.
I love you. *awkwardness*
Awkwardness? That’s unusual…
@Caroll: run. Run like you’ve never run before. Just run. Click name and be very, very scared… Now run.
Hehe.
“no matter what you think of HW’s politics, you have to admit that he is a smart cookie”
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Certainly by comparison.
…Shucks. That’s not as fun.
Irony alert. Poster seeks to insult President’s intelligence, but really only shows how much intelligence he himself lacks.
Is it really that hard to type “George Bush” into Wikipedia before posting something stupid like this?
I’m sorry, you’re defending W’s intelligence and intellectual curiosity?
Your intelligence and intellectual curiosity- fail. As stated several times above, the center is named for George H.W. Bush, not “Dubya.”
Although, interestingly enough, George the Lesser’s notoriety is such that even people who know the difference between the two, and are aware the GHW was head of the CIA, instinctively make that association.
Your valid point, plus the Scientology slam make this one a WIN!
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This is a LOL site, after all…
Do you think George Bush Sr. is pissed that his name is now associated more with his idiot son? I would be pissed if someone misquote me as saying “make the pie higher” or “is our children learning”
You say ‘misquote’ as though W didn’t actually say those things. Why?
I think tangerine meant that George HW Bush would be misquoted if someone attributed those words to him, because they came from the idiot son, and that said misquoting would probably be annoying, because you’d have to make the response, “No, I didn’t say that. I just raised the guy who did…”
What Rowan said.
Hahaha, I live near this sign and it makes me laugh AND cringe every time I drive by it
great reference to Cruise
PARADOX: Yr doin it rite, akshully.
I like Tom Cruise.
Poe’s law!?! Did you forget your winking smilie foomanchu? You aren’t really serious about liking Tom Cruise are you? That was irony, wasn’t it?
If you ever hear Tommy boy talking free-form without a script, that’s the dead giveaway. I think he wears his hair flopped down on his forehead the way he does to hide his tinfoil hat which channels instructions from the spaceship of scientologists that run his brain.
Wow, pc: Revelation WIN!
Perhaps Blegojevich need only hook up to a different spaceship…
Thanks, rho
Oy-veh-ivitch is in a whole ‘nother class of nutty. I think his spaceship stopped here for a potty break and while he was off in the bushes, his peeps left him behind. *Jump to hyperspace NOW Gorg! Hurry, he’s zipping up!*
Have I told you lately that you’re made of WIN???
WOW 2 attagirls from rho
*preens*
Actually, I like him.
Did you see the scientology interview with ‘ol crazy eyes? I used to like him, it’s a shame he went insane though.
If you ever hear Tommy boy talking free-form without a script, that’s the dead giveaway.
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Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt!!
I was taking a drink as I scrolled to see your comment & almost spit all over my monitor & keyboard. LOL
OK, put your coffee cup down. On Matt Lauer’s birthday immediately following the notorious Cruise interview, his co-workers chipped in and bought him a T-shirt printed with “Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt!”
Yes, this building and facility was named in honor of George Bush (the senior) who was director of the CIA for a time.
Of course, political correctness demands ridicule of Republican presidents. On the other hand, we must all pay great homage to the “Bill Clinton Adult Book and Video Store” commemorating his presidency. I can’t wait to see how history view President Obama.
Presuming the United States survives in some recognizable form.
Don’t go into that yard! That’s Old Man Montgomery’s yard! If he catches you trying to get your frisbee back, he’ll lecture you on supply side economics and the strategic defense initiative!
Plus, he will keep your frisbee.
he STILL HAS MY BASEBALL.
I got my dog back, but he had drool all over him…
“Presuming the United States survives in some recognizable form.”
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Over the past 8 years, that ship has sailed. Repeatedly.
It keeps sinking and they keep building it and sailing it over and over again. The same way.
And expecting different results, proving conclusively they’re insane.
And they still don’t believe in scientology…
My sentiments exactly.
I feel like everyone would have a lot more fun with this website if they would stop taking everything so literally/seriously?
Is this picture kind of funny if you pretend “George Bush” means “George W Bush”? Yeah. So just pretend. You’ll laugh more.
The people who are mad at a lol news site have lost their ability to pretend or otherwise use their imagination.
Actually, I laugh a lot taking some of these at face value. Fail fail is still the failiest fail of all. Confusing one president for another is exactly the sort of thing that should be mocked on the internet. I mean, comon, this isn’t like confusing two standup comedians, or two waitresses at the bar, or even a set of twins. It’s two different men who have personally led one of the most powerful nations in the world. I’d laugh just as hard if someone held up a picture of Boris Yeltzin and made a Gorbachev Fail joke.
Im a liberal TC, and I would just like to remind you to take the broad brush out of your behind please. There’s plenty of rancor on both sides towards the opposite. And you sir… are no better. Neither am I… so you dont even have a peg leg to stand on.
FAIL!
It’s kind of funny. He made it to President…twice…and what has Clara accomplished? She’s posted a picture taking a swipe at him…even though the name references the father of the one she is referencing. So, we’ll take it that Clara’s intelligence is lower.
*puts coffee cup under Cyberbelum’s nose*
This is a LOL site. Chill!
BTW, using your model, Clara’s intelligence is higher than yours, because you
haven’t even gotten a LOL published. Thanks for the chuckle!
Waste of coffee. *Sniffs coffee fumes*
*pours cold coffee over Cyberbelum’s otherwise useless head*
*gives OMG fresh cup of delicious coffee with chicory*
Actually, I’ve had about 20 or so posted…not on just this one, but in the whole series of sites…because I have very little of a life.
Isnt’ it funny, how all the liberals come out in defense of one another? George Bush bad…ugh! It’s really not good to stereotype, but y’all make it so easy.
Also, I drink tea and not coffee, so you can keep it away from my “useless” head.
If only the liberals didnt have to have group-think…if they could only think for themselves…actual ideas might come forth. But I doubt it…it’s too much fun to attack conservatives rather than work towards actual ideas that might “progress” things.
I’ve never met more closed-minded people than open-minded liberals. I’d like to thank y’all for keeping that truth alive.
Now, go an attack more conservatives and more Republicans and let your hate flow. Feel the power of the dark side that you so greatly desire.
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“George Bush bad…ugh!”
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Actually, the point of the lol was “George Bush dumb”; and I hate to disappoint you, but most of us here (including but not limited to liberals) figured that out on our own through empirical observation, but if it makes you feel better to believe that we’re all brainwashed, go right ahead.
That’s the pot calling the crystal chandelier black…
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“Closed minded” projection fail: You find what you seek, Sweets.
cyberbelum, I’m not a liberal but even I think you’re a waste of oxygen. Ta!
Because nothing says open minded like using terms that group entirely different
people into one mind set and ideology.
One of these days people will realize that “Liberal” is an insult only in the
United States… and only to those Americans who arent “A liberal”.
One day you’ll realize that, and then we’ll have to deal with you guys coming up
with an ACTUAL insult for us.
I could call him a human. Much worse than a Liberal. I am waiting for somebody to call me a Moderate or Independent like it is an insult. I feel I will have to wait forever to be called what I am as an insult…
However, since we are all here, I will start the insult party.
You, you… Homo Sapien with epidermis showing!
“Homo Sapien with epidermis showing!”
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See, your epidermis means your hair, so technically, it’s true.
Skin too.
Epidermis actually means skin. My comment was referencing an old Simpsons episode where Nelson embarrasses Bart by telling him his epidermis was showing. Then he turns to one of the other kids and says, “See, your epidermis means your hair, so technically, it’s true… pardon me for a moment… [turns toward humilated Bart] HAH ha!”
*hugs* It’s okay, I lol’d.
I’m almost hoping for the recession to become an authentic depression tho arseclowns like these will be pushed straight out the Overton window for a while.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to cite you for excessive use of smiley faces. Also what looks to be an emoticon with a soul patch, that’s another citation. You can pay your ticket at the fail court, the failcop will be along shortly to escort you.
Im not sure which is creepier… what seems to be a smilie with a soul patch
or a strange wiggly lizard-ish tongue….
Alright.. lets go freaky prozac hippie lizard boy…
well said.
agree 100%
sheeesh.
can’t we all just get along?
Why, thank you. Chicory is something that we can’t / don’t get with coffee here. Sounds good – what does it do exactly?
*prays sooo hard to Deity for Smell-o-vision internets*
Chicory is commonly blended with coffee. It will wake you up and make you wanna say, “Well, dog my cats! OOO-ooo-EEE, that’s good!” [LINK]
It just makes an already bitter coffee bean that much more bitter, IMO. I take my coffee like a dessert: full of milk and sugar to the point that when you drink it your jaw locks up, but not because it’s bitter.
*shock* We’re…uh…opposites…in this one teeny way.
When people ask what I take in my coffee, I say, “Hot water, but not too much.”
LOL. Whoda thunk we had differing tastes and opinions!!!! That’s like learning that Pluto isn’t a planet, or that there really AREN’T two suns over Tatooine!!!!
“It’s kind of funny. He made it to President…twice…and what has Clara accomplished?”
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Yeah, really. She hasn’t stolen any elections, or lied us into a quagmire war, or trashed the economy, or sat around staring vacantly into space while Americans perished in disasters. That Clara! What a slacker!
Or gave the Big Okey-Doke to torture, because Dicky-Bob said it’d be a hoot…
Dude… I dressed myself today… does that count for something?
Wow. Why? Did you have to go out for something?
Fail citations. It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it.
Little case of the mistaken identity… Sorry… I still had the uniform on, Jane likes
it that way sometimes. *wink wink*
I totally do.
I suppose your enjoyment of the Fuzzy Handcuffs of Great Justice was a clue…
What’s next?
The Clinton Center For Women’s Rights
The Chicago Center For Political Ethics
The Belushi School Of Etiquette
. . .
Since when did Clinton not care about women’s rights?
Women have the right to blow him, don’t they?
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
I agree with PiMan. After all, Larry Craig doesn’t allow women the same rights…
And yet, there have been no objections to that.
That reminds me: Is Mrs. Craig back from her extended tour of Bangkok yet?
The Bruce Banner Institute of Interpersonal Studies.
The Kim Jung Ill Center for Human Rights.
The Britney Spears Institute for Good Music.
Perhaps the Britney Spears Institute should be for Good Parenting as well as Music?
That’s the Lynn Spears Institute for Good Parenting Practices and Procedures.
She was gonna write a book on it too…..
Britney Spears’ Child Restraint Foundation
I think Michael Jackson beat her to the punch on that one…
Surely that should be The Bruce Banner Institute for Anger Management. The Bruce Wayne Institute of Grief Counselling…
The Peter Parker School for Time Management
The George Lucas School for Screen Writing
The Uncle Fester School for Giving a Damn
The Steroid School for the Gifted
… Damn I have others but they elude me at this time. Stupid lack of caffeine.
The DWM Institute for the study of Chastity?
The Jane St. Clair Breast Reduction Clinic?
ROFL
No! Dont even think it! To do so would be demeaning to….. the art of…
uh…. playing with boobs?
I suppose they *could* use some more study in their current size. For scientific purposes, of course.
Hey, maybe we could do HHNF as pro bono so she won’t have back pain anymore?
The DWN Institute for the Purity of Body… >_>
The Sarah Palin Center for Cosmetic Tests on Pit Bulls
And Sarah Palin Foundation of Intellectual Curiosity
RJ Reynolds Institute for Respiratory Problems
The Sarah Palin Center for Abstinence Before Marriage, now with a observation deck with which to view Russia. I hear there are lots of newspapers in the lobby, but no one knows which ones they are.
Weak.
I heard that all the proceeds from the Center go to the State Trooper Auxilliary..
But some of the proceeds have to go to her wardrobe and hairstyling!
And NOT to a meth lab! Definitely not!
How are they going to pay for the rehearsal dinner now???
This was under “oxymoron” in my English textbook at school. :p
I live pretty close to there, I’ve seen that sign in real life
I’ve actually seen this sign. XD
LOL! How about putting baby killer Bush in charge of kindergarden health and safety or something? And yeah, heterosexual Tom Cruise would be _perfect_ for a Bush regime post as Surgeon General. }:-}
See shit like this gives a real bad impression on liberals. I have to remember Seth and Uncle Fester otherwise I start to believe they are all insane.
No one picked up on the fact that intelligence is to the “left”?
…or that “center” and “George Bush” are together???
Thereby proving that nothing is meant by it.
Hi there:
Thanks to whoever mentioned “Dr. Horrible”. I have discovered the song “On the Rise” – it is very sweet!
Personally, I thought “Freeze Ray” was very sweet. “On the Rise” has a nice building tension to it, with the dynamic between hopeful affection on one side of the split-screen and simmering hatred on the other.
But with my freeze ray I will stop! the world…
Damn, when I saw this yesterday I wanted to take a picture and post it here. I guess someone beat me to it.
Anyone else notice the lack of Scientology defendants? The only reason I read these comments is to see the flame wars from TerryEO and the like. Doesn’t look like the title has enough information to stand out in their RSS feed. You need to have keywords like “Xenu” or “Scientology” so they know to post. You don’t think they happen to read this on their own time, do you?
Also, Hugh Hefner’s Marriage Counseling.
LOL, nice one.
Not George W. Bush.
His father was very smart.
Lordy.