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WhattheFornication-Ever.
You know the early bird gets decapitated and fried, right?
and get stuffed in a gratitous manner.
Misnomer…i think this one’s more the early worm.
Where’s the “suicidal” option?
They need an option here for those who actually work in retail….try working at Best Buy during the Holiday rush, you’ll hear the word Wii more times than you’ll ever want to in your life.
I second the retail option. I work at Target and well…. no. just no. unhappy memories. brr…
I work in a bookstore. I had to work yesterday. My favorite was a woman who came up to me wanting to know if I could recommend a book for an 85 year old woman (I’m 28). My first thought was, “do I LOOK like I can recommend a book for an 85 year old woman?!” Then she says, “well, don’t you guys have list for certain age groups?” Right, because all 85 year olds are exactly the same. I told her my grandmother was 85 but she reads hardcore romances so if she thought the person would like that I had a few authors I could recommend to her.
Should have recommended Jenna Jamison’s Autobiography…
Or like the guy in the commercial says, I just need that one with the guitar.
(And the drum. And the mic. World Tour FTW!)
Ahhh, bimodal distribution — I love it. But…
Am I the only one who feels that the “very” and “not likely” columns are reversed from their proper positions?
Yes, I’ve been known to pick a nit or two in my time.
Wow- Appropriate much? You post this poll…then Santa flips out and kills 8-10 people…
Then pops the top of his own head… it’s the Seagram’s Eggnog… after polishing that off, then you visit the the family with a gun and a Molotov… Merry Christmas to all a good night…
Seagram’s Eggnog Recipe: 1 bottle of Seagram’s. Drink… all of it, while muttering what a bitch your ex-wife is…
Then pops the top of his own head… it’s the Seagram’s Eggnog… after polishing that off, then you visit the the family with a gun and a Molotov… Merry Christmas to all a good night…
Seagram’s Eggnog Recipe: 1 bottle of Seagram’s. Drink… all of it, while muttering just how nasty your ex-wife is…
Tis the season so jolly…
I was impressed that he was mad enough to come up with his own propelling device for the accelerant. I find myself compelled to learn either how crazy he was or how crazy his ex was to drive him to this. I expect to find a healthy amount of both assuming I ever give enough of a damn to research it further.
Many “charity organizations” are huge scams, I don’t give them anything.