Man, Nike will endorse ANY sport!

Man, Nike will endorse ANY sport!
Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: PortlandMark
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Man, Nike will endorse ANY sport!
Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: PortlandMark
This is sad but most true……and fun.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Preperation H or Monistat will help that.
But what will make YOU go away?
Well, collective scorn didn’t seem to do the trick…
Oh Mr. Wilsonnnn…
Dennis!!!!
Dennis the Menace FTW!!!
PK is eating links, but Google “2008 Greek Riots” (first hit ) to find the source of many of our recent photos, including this one.
Shoe throwing also?
Not only does Nike endorse it, but it’ll probably be on ESPN 8: The Ocho.
“Next on the X-Games: Overthrowing your government competition”
Actually this is a Greek youth using a sling shot to throw rocks at the Greek riot police. The great thing about this picture is that one of the things the youth say they are protesting are the major corporations! LOL!
Eh, they’re just using what’s available to them. They’re smart, they probably know it won’t make one iota of difference if they never buy something from Nike again. They’re opting for the path of corporate process which may actually have some effect.
The fact that he’s wearing a Nike shirt does make an interesting point though if you think about it.
Perhaps he’s hoping for victory.
Hey, Jules, you missed a fail there. Amaliada posted at 7:56, and
I posted at 7:20. Are you sleep deprived?
The second sentence is win, but the first sentence is fail. I guess the tie goes to the runner?
I dunno, I’m done. Sorry I said it at all.
Didn’t mean to bring you down–Sorry there!
Heh, it’s cool no worries. Holidays are exhausting.
*plays Jaws theme*
NOT the best holiday theme-music in my house, let me just say…
Yeah, you Aussies get all the best scary stuff…
For the record, death by shark attack has its appeal to me this time of year.
Score one for irony…
Go Banana!
Not funny….just kinda dumb.
Thank you for an accurate assessment of your post.
asshole
Another accurate self-fail. It must be the holidays…
Tis the season to be douchebags!
Falalala la la la laaaaa…?
Trolls and big pretentious windbags;
Falalalala, la la la laaa!
Some days, it’s not even worth getting the whacker out, is it Rho?
*gentle sigh*
Listen up, you! If the PK geeks say it’s funny, then it’s funny. See… they all say it’s funny! It’s funny, dammit!! FUNNY!! Got it? Good, carry on.
Go back under your rock, troll. STFU.
Seth already identified her as an Elf. Big difference. They live in trees or some nonsense. I never got into the books.
troll, elf, with this one it doesn’t matter what she is. She still needs to leave.
I think she just needs a hug. Or to up her dosage. Or to actually take her dosage. Whichever works to mellow her out.
I’m thinking dosage with eggnog, but, hey.
I am thinking something to help with dissociative and other charming personality disorders but eggnog might work.
I meant whatever dosage, with an eggnog chaser…
Might work but I am not sure of drug interaction between alcoholic eggnog and chemical therapy. However, what the hell, give it a shot.
*brings big giant syringe full of sodium pentathol*
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Oh, wait, you didn’t mean THAT kind of shot.
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*puts needle away*
It wouldn’t work anyway. She has a tolerance for truth serum. *if I remember my chemicals right… If not, fail on me*
You’re right…..but in large enough doses, will stop the heart. Correct me, oh wiser PK’ers, but isn’t that the main ingredient in lethal injections?
I wish PK would stop eating links, but I googled “lethal
injection drug,” and clicked on the Wiki. According to
Wiki, the injection is a combination of “ultra-short-acting barbiturate in combination with a chemical paralytic.”
and the ultra-short acting barbiturate is Sodium Pentothal.
*looks through medicine cabinet*
Paralytic…paralytic…now where did I put that…?
Look on your shelf for dating drugs. Probably indexed under Uncle Fester. If not there, I know not where.
Rohypnol…who says romance is dead?!
@DWN: That’s right…How silly of me!
*walks to bedside table* Here it is!
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@MG: I don’t know why they didn’t call it “Rho-hypnol.” To me, that would have made a lot more sense…
Now I am thinking about the Hypno Toad. @_@
LMAO!!!
Wiki-Wiki!
*blinks* Ooookay.
I posted a Wiki link under my name up there, Mr. Ooookay Britches.
@_@…………………………………………………………..
Hypno-Toads – Helping geeky guys get pretty girls since 3001!
Tries it out on rhorho..
@_@
/–\
Hmmm is she wearing nothing but a santa hat yet?
Maybe this toad is faulty…
Where did this Santa hat come from, and where are my
clothes!?!1!
All glory to the Hypno-Toad!
Could we settle on “bridgedweller”? Either way, I’m looking for my stick…
Make like a tree and lea(f)ve?
Mind you, if the rubber snapped right… about… now…
Congratulations to Mark
) *hugs Mark*
Yes! By all means congrats to PM!! This came up when I was voting, after 18 dozen billion variations of “Nike. Just Do It.”
Thirded for Mark’s win.
Saw it the other day and really hoped it would get up. Good win for P-Mark.
Of course, it hits the front page on the day I’m driving ten hours in the snow to get home from visiting my family. Still, I can’t believe it hit first!
Oh, hey, I didn’t even notice it was PM’s! Way to go!
Thanks Froo! I feels the love!
I’m betting the marketing guys at Nike could make a killing on this one. Market a new line of “Air Anarchists”. Advertising having background music “Anarchy in the UK”, the logo would have the “A” designed with “swooshes”…
Sadly, I can see that going over very well.
Click my name to see this and other photos from the greek riots. This photo is number 29 in the set.
anarchist fail
too bad its done whit paint=\