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Not going anywhere for a while?
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First !!! also gay comments below this point.
Male or female comments? This is important.
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Presumably this ‘grab a Snickers’ thing is a parody of some ad campaign in the US, right? Is international relevance too much to ask?
Makes sense in the Old County (and the moon looks lovely over the Carpathian Mountains of my birth)
And I’m not gay, I’m English!
” Thin well dressed men with good manners? They’re either Gay or English”
Seinfeld
Yes. Yes it is.
First.
Right on. I declare that henceforth all submissions must be verified as humorous by independent judges from twenty countries, including Nepal, Zimbabwe, and Palau.
It’s going to get pretty quiet around here.
“It’s Bush’s fault!!!” or some variation of..
See… that’s funny cos it’s true.
I blame him for the fall of Rome, the sinking of the Titanic and the death of the Archduke Ferdinand.
I bet he had a hand in Emlia Erhart’s vanishing and helped kidnap baby Lindbergh too… I even have a suspicion he was on the Grassy Knoll…
True all that! I have footage in which he says, “Please allow me to introduce myself…”
HAH!!
However, I don’t think he ever followed it up with “I am a man of wealth and taste.”
Wealth perhaps, unfortunately for the rest of the world.
And taste, or at least *he* would think so…
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He may even have brains: Is it a coincidence that housing prices plummeted, just as he was entering the market for a new home???
rhorho you are losing your crazy-wing-nut-lefty cred at record pace using words like “brains” to describe Bush!
Perhaps he recieved ill-gotten brains from Zombie Reagan…
Second Brains: Hardly any mileage. No money down! Buy now while supplies last.
Disclaimer: Might actually just be reconstitued gelatin. Use only as directed. LOL, just kidding. It has no instructions nor do we expect it to be used.
DOH!!!
Meant to say Second Hand Brains. Damn, I must be shopping there and didn’t know it. >_<
*heeds Steve’s cautionary words*
*locks self in crazy cage with 6 years of
The Nation back issues*
Don’t forget Uruguay!!!!
How could I forget Uruguay!? That torrid night where we tangoed until dawn, then you set about yourself against 35 Taiwanese merchant seaman, armed with nothing but a small silver teaspoon and a copy of the 1932 edition of Wisden…
I thought that was in Paraguay…
Really? I thought Canada..
mmmmhhh…i thought Nikaragua ..
Nono it was Uruguay. And it was a copper spoon and a fishing lure.
You’re probably right about the spoon, but if Uncle Fester catches you describing Wisden’s Almanack as a fishing lure, he’ll have your alimentary canal for hosiery…
Nuh uh, am not, Uraguay!
Looks kinda like Buford Highway in Norcross, Ga.
Looks more like a derailed train to me.
The road has railway crossing symbols on it, so I think it’s just that they’ll be waiting for one of those incredibly long freight trains to pass for a while.
Check that. Other, more observant people with better vision have noted that the train isn’t derailed, but it looks as though there has been an accident.
After getting those cues, I noticed what appears to be a tow truck parked off the road, near the front of the train’s engine.
Nah.. that’s not a train. It’s a snake cleverly disguised as a train. Snakes on a train yo!
It’s actually in Los Gatos, California. A train derailed at the intersection of Winchester and Hwy 85. It was a mess for a bit. But no one was hurt, so that’s all that matters.
It’s in Teh Kittehs, CA?
Yep! Named after 2 cats. Neat little town.
I’m gay.
In May…
In the hay…
Tina Fey!
Rachel Ray?
In Paraguay
This is starting to sound like the closing credits to “Car Talk.” Is this Dough the Subway Fugitive or Cronin the Barbarian you’re talking about?
Don’t drive like my brotha!
Little known Car Talk fact: Louie Cronin the Barbarian is female, and sounds really cute. ;^)
And Uruguay
In bed? No way!
Ah, she’s okay…
With a penis, if I may.
Bully for you.
They’re just jealous ’cause they can’t be English.
Or, apparently, well-dressed.
Not that entertaining. :/
If you look at the road, it’s clearly a train crossing, and not a train across the road. I don’t really see anything that indicated the train is stuck there.
A train doesn’t have to be going a completely different direction for it to be derailed. Sometimes they just hop off the tracks and land next to it, but it still means the train can’t go anywhere.
And when you look at the picture, this is the first thing that occurs to you?
With that caption? Yes. Having been on a derailed train, it’s a pain in the ass.
Now in Rohrschach Monthly – the Train Derailment Supplement sealed-section. Hurry to your local newsagent now!
It’s not derailed, the point is that its a long ass train and the people have to wait for it to cross.
At least that’s what I gather from it.
It IS derailed. It was actually a very short train.
A short train, for hauling very special freight.
Long asses, possibly.
Dude, look between the 1st and 2nd Cars behind the head end locomotives. Theres no space there. According to what I heard on the Trains Magazine Web Forums, the track spread under the weight of the track. This is an industrial spur and these cars were being pulled. Its not a good idea to use 2.5 million dollar AC Traction Locomotives on track thats designed for lighter locomotives!
I think you mean “the track spread under the weight of the train.” Thank you for posting. I learned something today! :O)
I think it’s more than just waiting for the train to cross.
There are people milling about on the road and tracks, cops, and what could be a slightly smushed white vehicle by engine.
Somebody lost a race.
Maybe. It’s hard to tell.
Smushed vehicle alert.
(Name win, though!)
Advertising fail.
Well when I look just above the train, I see trees between it and the tracks up there so I doubt it derailed from that direction. Couple that with the road markings, and It’s supposed to be there. Not that it didnt derail slightly THERE… aw hell I dunno. Trains=wait maybe? Still somewhat amusing but not terribly so.
Sugary menshun of noms four da winz!~
It a derail Union Pacific Train the gap between the 1st and 2nd car is not there, it need to have at least a 10ft gap on hopper cars.
Gives a new meaning to UP’s slogan…. “Unlimited Parking” or “Utterly Pathetic”
I didn’t really get this at first.
I assumed there’d be something in it that was obviously funny, that I just wasn’t seeing.
I was wrong, it’s simply weak.
I think Advertising fail.
Haha I’m gay too!
Do these comments allow links? Cause here’s the full story, and a close-up photo of the tow truck.
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local/south_bay&id=6553384
And why a tow truck was there at a train derailing is anyone’s guess!
This is a train derailing, this shot is from a streaming image from a helicopter that was surveying the situation for the news. It happened right down the road from my work. it was still there at 6 pm. this was taken at like… 2. it was derailed, and was there for a while.
ALL n00bs! This is a Derailed Train! Get your eyes checked then look between the 1st and 2nd car!
Obvious troll is obvious. And can’t read.
Speaking of Obvious but where is TrainWreckChaser? This should be up his alley, right?
Wow–good point. Hate to say it, but IdiotFoamer has a point. He made it
further up, then evidently became frustrated when no one noticed.
As said above, it’s in Los Gatos, CA on Winchester Blvd. Follow Winchester off the bottom of the pic, cross Hwy 85 and the world headquarters of Netflix is on your right.
dude. that was down the street from my house.