FAIR GAME
FAIR GAME: is not starting a snowball fight when you have 50 secret service agents around you…
(Barack Obama)
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*facepalm*
I’ll bet Zombie’s wife hears this a lot.
You mean his mother, right?
O_O
Never have a mouthful of cashews in your mouth when rhorho’s feeling nasty. Just blew a nut out my nose. Thaaaaanks for that! *if there’s any clean tissues left after Uncle Fester’s wee accident, I’d be grateful*
Sorry ’bout that!
*offers Kleenex facial tissues, to avoid confusion*
Kind lady, that was a very thoughtful distinction.
“Just blew a nut out my nose.”
so… many… interpretations…..
o_O
In bed.
Fail.
*sends troll into the Matrix*
but… we’re already there…
There is no troll…..
Only Zul.
Zuul…
Thank you for the correction.
*fist fist*
to your skull
“He’s got a snowball, take him down, Now!”
“Roger that, this one has rocks in it. I repeat, there are rocks in the snowballs. I think we may have a slushball too. Over.”
Seriously there’s probably one dressed in a white suit waiting to pop up out of a snow bank and tackle someone. That would be some sh!t. *toss snowball at Obama* *Obama laughs* *solid white clad man his you like a refrigerator*
PWND
Very, very unfair snowball fight.
If I was the one tackled, i’d probably think, “damn, Obama can make an epic snowball.”
Most people use rocks in their snowballs to get an edge. Obama uses armed bodyguards in his.
He throws like a girl- and not one of those 80mph softball players either.
Left handed?
LOL… Very true. Bad Form on Obama.
A left-handed compliment?
More like an amused observation. It would suck to get smackdown from the Secret Service in a snowball fight.
Doube entendre=Obama’s left-handed, and on the left, too.
Apparently not to anyone other than a Conservative
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I was thinking that phrase would not be left…alone.
BTW, how did you get into the snowball fight? It was 70º over my way.
Teh internets haz teh snows.
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AAAHH! You are a tricky leetle minx!
We have 3 feet of snow.
But it’s so cold you can’t make a snowball out of it, we have a HIGH of -5 today. With wind-chill it’s -30.
The cold…it hurts me…(huddles close to monitor for warmth)
*makes Steve hot chocky with little marshmallows STAT*
Ooooh Thanky! I *love* chocolate!
*uses mug to warm his hands, sipping the chocolate, nibbling on the adorable little marshmallows*
How do we know that’s snow and not cocaine?…Now the GOP has two jokes on here they can laugh about…while being wrong about almost anything they think.
If we were going to make the cocaine comment, I doubt it would be thrown instead of used. However, I suspect his snowball is packed ice and not snow.
Don’t use logic against me.
I’m sorry, that was very unfair of me.
Indeed. How dare you have logic.
With a penis…
I have been told it is a crime to use logic against a woman but I thought I might have been safe to use it on Mr. Wholesome. I feel I have been deceived! @_@
TBH, most women have an Icy grip on logic. So much so Boole and Descartes would have a hard time…
Apparently they hide it well or I am thinking of a particular woman. Probably the second one. I’ve been off all week.
hahaha. I myself was kidding…
No worries love, you actually tend to like logic. One of your finer qualities.
I do have adegree in philosophy…
A degree too
Kinky. Has to be interesting pillow talk or at least exclamations during your weekend. XD
Oh I Kant respond to that without blushing.
Excellent. Makes my addition to your shopping all the better. I’ll see what other little tidbits I can get out of my mentor to share here.
I’m trying to get a degree in philosophy, I’ve learned a valueable lesson, any opinion I have in regards to Plato has already been stated by Aristotle.
Well that’s putting decartes before the horse.
Did you make that comment or am I merely thinking you did?
*Insert witty response here* I’ve got nothin’.
It isn’t a crime to use logic against them, but it is futile.
Women are not bound by logic.
You should be running. They have seen your comments and you will be made example of for speaking about this. *flees and doesn’t look back*
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…
Oh believe me.. It has been. Work got closed today.
If it weren’t for the Secret Service not being too happy about it, I would TOTALLY have a snowball fight with Barack Obama. Snowball fights are awesome, and a snowball fight with the President would be the best ever.
Ya they might throw bullets and that would be bad. I do agree that would be epic.
throwing bullets… didn’t eddie izzard do a bit about that? i’m not being a smartass i can’t remember if it was that or about how “guns don’t kill people it’s just that noise they make”.
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all in all, i laughed. mainly because snowball fights are epic and i could see obama starting one and the secret service swiftly ending it.
I loved that Eddie Izzard bit.
I need to have a snowball fight. Who is in central Illinois and wants to have a snowball fight?
I am in Iowa so can’t help you.
Iowa ain’t so far. We could have dinner and be back for highballs.
Wow, it is always fun to realize how chemically boring I am… And that I am content to remain so. However, I would be delighted to fling snow at each other and my four year old son would love to help.
*throws snowball* INTERNET SNOWBALL FIGHT
O_O Oh hell no…
*flings snowballs back at charro and dives behind e-drift*
*munches popcorn, drinks hot cocoa*
*watches DWN and charro play in the cold*
Aw froo!! Come out and play!!!!
I’ve got a space heater and a warm blanket, and you want me to come out there where it’s FREEZING?????
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*grumbles* *throws off blanket and switches off heater*
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*packs snow into ball*
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BONZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lobs one at froofrou’s ass* Bwaahahaa *ducks for cover*
AAAAA!!!!! I’m hit!!!
*flings snowball that was hidden in show towards froo*
Yeek!!! *packs ice into snowball*
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*peers out from behind tree*
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*sets out decoy of lady with big boobs to lure DWN out of hiding*
Ooh.. Boobs.. *wanders out from behind tree*
*throws snowball at charro and misses*
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*plots revenge from behind tree*
Yikes! It was a trap!!!
*hides again*
*packs more snowballs*
*quietly tries to flank froo with two in hand while charro takes the attention*
Boobs!!
*spies DWN sneaking*
*peeps around bush to see the drama unfold*
*Notices the quiet and ducks behind another e-tree*
*flings volley of snowballs at e-tree*
*flings a volley of snowballs back as charro makes for the barn*
AAAAAAA *snow runs down back of the neck*
*whip whip whip, flings volley back at DWN*
*ducks behind barn*
*takes one in the cheek and chuckles, flinging more back*
*giggle*
“Lays like a slug in the snow, as it’s his only defense”
*ducks as snowball whizzes overhead*
*flings snowball acquired in the dive*
*hides behind etree*
*peers over mound to launch a suppression volley at the tree while getting another snowball packed and ready*
Luckily I was on the ground from froo’s volley…
*flings back three snowballs that were made while faceplanted in the snow*
Take that DWN!!!
AHhhhhhHH!!! *gets smacked with one and jumps back behind cover to nab more snowballs*
*giggle*
Keep throwin!!!
*packs more snowballs*
*runs from behind tree to bush across the yard*
*flings a snowball at the bush to test its resilience*
Throwing things at a bush is no way to act like a gentleman! You’re supposed to gently caress the bush, not abuse it!
Tee hee!!!!
*runs to barn near the bush*
*flings a snowball at the talking froofrou* Sometimes you just need to pound it.
I agree. Pounding can be good.
*fling*
*wipes off slush from eyes, face, neck, fronts, and arms*
*loads up with epic snowballs*
*runs after charro and DWN*
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEELALALALLALALLALALALALALALLA *runs like the devil is chasing her*
*flings snowballs over shoulder*
I’M HIT!!!!
*falls on face*
*laughs maniacally at the mayhem she has caused*
*throws snowballs at DWN and froofrou*
*wakes up from faceplan in the snow*
BRRRRRRR
*runs inside to heated bed and hot cocoa*
I’ll get you next time my pretties…
Trying to find my glasses after being hit in face with slushball,
then slowly packs a rock into my snowball…
The pain!! The horror! I’m hit… I’m dying… I’m… surprising melodramatic and ARMED!!!
*fires back with maniacal glee*
Northern Illinois…
In case any one is wondering this is on Water Street in Exeter, NH
Ah. That’s cleared that up, then. What’s Exeter, NH like when suits aren’t throwing snowballs outside taverns? (A little rope, please – I live a VERY long way away.)
And is it near Gilmanton Ironworks?
I would love to be the kid, 20 years from now, saying “I totally got hit in the face with Obama’s snowball”
I think there’s a Bill Clinton joke lurking in the cupboard here…
One I am trying my damnest not to picture…
Oh ew, there’s about to be supermodel action if that pictu…*barfs*
any cigars?
“I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman—But she sure as heck did with me!”
In bed..
Oh, how cute! A libtard starting a softie fight the only way a libtard would…. protected by others. Isn’t that just the cutest darn thing????
*waits for other libtards to attack–or call “TROLL”– in the anonimity of the internet because they haven’t the balls to get real lives*
Snow has a liberal bias.
Soft and pure, or cold as ice?
elite sleet …
Haughty hail…
Randy rain
It’s ‘hottie hell’ oh who am I kidding?
*cries in corner*
Libtard? You should try typing with your false teeth in, sunshine. I note that your birth certificate was marked “Awww…” but I can’t figure out if the registrar was merely quoting the doctor’s note of disappointment. Go to bed.
*Anonymity fail*
*Looks at the troll-stick so recently given by rhorho with approval* My, that works a treat! Good design, comfortable to the hand, makes a decent whistle before the thud.
Using it well, I see.
Felt rather satisfying, I must admit. I’ve called in the airstrike once or twice before, but that’s the first time I’ve had the pleasure of the pleasure.
The Force is strong in this one…
and I don’t even have to corrupt he to the Dark Side…
This is why sometimes, you’re awesome xxx
I don’t notice you using your real name there, Skippy!
So, who is using the ‘anonymity of the internet’?
As for my ‘Nom de Guerre’… some of us don’t want to be found :¬>
Oddly enough, I am surprisingly easy to find because of my username.
” in the anonimity of the internet because they haven’t the balls to get real lives*”
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I can haz irony?
*pelts Awww in face with a series of slushy rock snowballs*
Could I purchase “A Life” from the almighty conservative?
Don’t try to fool me with the red mushroom either…everyone knows that only makes you big, it’s the green mushroom that gives you the extra life!
*Pulls a Green Mushroom out of the snow*
It’s… the last one…
Fine.
*Gives green mushroom to steve*
@ Awww: Ur jes jellus cuz u wernt invitd 2 ther interwebz coktayl partee frum da udder thred.
This of course assumes he’s not having a snowball fight WITH the Secret Service.
…over his crackberry? “Gimme that BACK, you fiend!”
Now that would be hilarious.
haha, i didnt see the snowball and i thought it would be something about hailing a cab