LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A SHOE!!!!
LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A SHOE!!!!
(Iraqi protesters)
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Some Engrish fail there I see. GO OUT USA!
lyk totez.
He learned Engrish by listening to Bush speak.
Win!
You can speak Iraqi better?
A bullet speaks all languages fluently to get its message across.
Strange to say, I heard pretty much the same comment from a South African ‘Security Expert’ in 1986…
>_>
<_<
Really now… *nabs passports and flees*
Back in those days, the Anti-Apartheid lads were chained to the railings outside Springbok House.
Looking back, I crammed some living in… shame it’s all but over now.
*boards private jet and flees beyond range of extradition*
LOL! ‘beyond the reach of western justice’ was home turf. One of the handier parts of looking like a Moor.
*hides in random jungle. Dies of unrelated causes*
I hate that sort of terrain. Always makes my piles flare up… puts me in a REALLY foul mood.
Shame the message misses far more frequently than the bullet, though.
Well bullets make poor diplomats.
I don’t know, they tend to settle the argument once and for all… right up until the people who you settled the argument for want to remove the ‘messy bits’
I think that should be “U.S. Out of Everywhere”.
Wasn’t the Bush’s 2000 platform? US – No longer policing the world.
I thought it was, “I’m a nasty, spoiled, draft-dodging little sh%it, but at least I’m dumb, not smart like the other guy”.
Yes, that was the slogan, alright. My uncle LeRoy still has the bumper sticker on his truck.
This is going to be THE joke for a long time, isn’t it?
all i want for christmas is a new joke?
Ask and ye shall receive.
*ahem*
An SQL statement walks into a bar. He walks up to two tables and asks, “may I join you?”
< rimshot />
An infinite number of arithmeticians walk into a bar. the first one orders a pint of beer, the second says “I’ll have half of what he’s having” the next on said “I’ll have half of what he’s having” this goes on a bit and finally the bartender puts two pints on the table and says “you’re all idiots”
That was awesome.
Oh here’s another one. Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip, to get to the same side.
René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Can I get you a beer?” Descartes says, “I think not” …and disappears.
This guy walks into a bar and says “Ouch.”
the woman with him ducks
A baby seal walks into a club…….
but finds it is a casino where he loses his shirt.
Baby seal asks for Canadian Club on the rocks…
Three stormtroopers walk into a bar.
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
Those guys don’t break formation for anything.
A Priest a pedophile and an alcoholic walk into a bar. Then another guy walks in.
That one always makes me crack up a bit.
It’s funny cos it’s true
Certainly. Inside or outside?
Don’t forget to tip your waiter…
Tip the veal and try your waitress?
Buyer beware.
Forgive my illiteracy, please. What does “SQL” mean?
Use the fancy google machine =)
A Mormon walks into a bar
Probably because it seems so absurd in our culture.
Probably because it IS so absurd in our culture.
Exactly. If you throw your shoes, you can’t effectively run from the guards. : D
Maybe we should give all the prisoners their shoelaces back. By the time they’ve unlaced the shoe to throw it, someone will have noticed.
DWN, i love you.
Oddly enough I thought about making a poster about the throwing called Planning: It is what prevents you from throwing what you need to make your getaway.
Still seems long though. :/
…or possibly an inspirational poster
PLANNING
Sometimes it’s as simple as removing both shoes first.
That is a good one but uses a different point. Perhaps you should make that one because it deserves to be made and I will still dicker over how to make my point succinctly. I try not to LOLsteal. *hugs*
Hmmmm… Damn, brain fail still.
How about
PLANNING
Bring a pair to throw and keep the good ones on for the getaway.
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I think it’s okay to go longer in the inspirational poster format, at any rate.
But the guy’s point wasn’t to hurt Bush and get away with it: it was to insult him as much as possible. His lack of a getaway plan was probably useful in showing that he was not ashamed of his act.
IF you remember, Khrushchev had a spare shoe with him… In Soviet Russian the planned ahead…
A desperate cry for brand sneakers. Poor sand people.
i would laugh if one of the sand people from star wars was in the group.
The Romans, they go to the house?
win
Owwww, that really Hurt! I’m going to have a lump there you idiot!
You fight like a woman!
Go out U.S.A?
Show us the boobs first.
Nice to know we have simple needs…
Iraqis: Tits AND gtfo.
it is a very disrespectful thing to show the bottom of your shoe to someone in their culture.
“What’s that smell? Oh, no, I stepped in crap! Now nobody can see the bottom of my shoe! Oh, great! That’s just great! Now the whole insult is totally spoiled!”
Pretty disrespectful in my culture to show your bottom to someone. But… ah, sometimes respect is overrated.
This man clearly hates the USA with all his sole.
*headdesk*
He definitely put his foot down.
If they really wanted to do damage, they would have thrown the levitating shoe. It’s powers are endless. It can levitate, ……and uhh…..umm…..hmmm…….
Didn’t you hear? Levitating Shoe is the new US ambassador to Iraq. (clicky)
You’d think after all this time, they’d know it’s not “Go out USA,” it’s “Yankee go home.” Geez, it’s not as though noone’s ever put *that* on a sign before!
It is a Sign that All who follow Him should do likewise, and hold one shoe in the air!
No, follow the gourd!
Heretic! He IS the Messiah, and I should know, I’ve followed a few in my time!
What about my juniper bushes!?
How shall we f*ck off, O Lord?
BELIEVE me we WANT to go out…
Thanks bush, for making us look like assholes…
SO THAT’S THE BASTARD WHO STOLE MY OTHER SHOE!!!
the agony of defeet.
I admire their trying to get them out peacefully, but if the American government listened to non-violent protest they wouldn’t have invaded in the first place.
Maybe it’s a shoe bomb.
Depends. Did he use odor-eaters?
In there culture, showing the bottom of your shoe to someone suggests they are beneath you.