Comments on: We have recently received intel…

By: Amekaze

Amekaze — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:55:34 +0000

yay

By: Amekaze

Amekaze — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:55:13 +0000

yay

By: Amekaze

Amekaze — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:54:48 +0000

yay

By: ReasonOfAbortion

ReasonOfAbortion — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:29:03 +0000

Great, we’re going to war with payless now.

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:44:03 +0000

I can’t say many good things about our prez but I will say this for him… he has excellent reflexes!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:55:11 +0000

With fake accent a la Sean Connery character on SNL version of “Jeopardy”:
“That’s what your mother said, Alex”.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:18:41 +0000

How much shoe would a lame duck duck, if a lame duck could duck shoe?

By: Sisyphus

Sisyphus — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:59:41 +0000

Why do people think that if a word ends in the letter s, it is mandatory to add an apostrophe?

There is no apostrophe in the term “WMDs.” Ya, I’m a grammar Nazi. Learn to punctuate, tard.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:11:36 +0000

Mary Poppins with a Penis

By: dosquatch

dosquatch — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:32:32 +0000

OH, yeah! “Slan Agat’s Simulated Drowning for Spyware Writers”… the whole faces melting part is just an *unfortunate* side effect

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:18:25 +0000

I prefer the venerable “I used to know a chick like that”.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:16:24 +0000

I have had that problem.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:29:23 +0000

… la la la la
la la
la
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By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:27:49 +0000

I know it’s corny but I like to toe the line.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:21:07 +0000

Ad Blocker Plus (link in n8’s name, above) is great, but you may need to visit the website to find the version that will work for your PC. The floating ads and redirects have vanished since I installed it.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:52:01 +0000

There used to be such a thing as a Nike missile, once upon a time… no, serious!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:49:01 +0000

Attack of the Clones With a Penis
Revenge of the Sith With a Penis
A New Hope With a Penis
Return of the Jedi With a Penis
Free Willy With a Penis
Two Hands With A Penis
Lethal Weapon With a Penis…

(Batman Begins With a Penis still a winner, though)

By: PiMan

PiMan — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:43:37 +0000

I haven’t had full browser redirects, but I have had the links for ads not being on the ads themselves, but instead in the posts. Meaning, if I click “Reply to this comment”, then I am sometimes clicking an ad instead.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:42:22 +0000

In bed…

By: PiMan

PiMan — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:38:54 +0000

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King with a penis
Hitch with a penis
I Am Legend with a penis

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:23:34 +0000

Don’t be so tight-laced!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:15:44 +0000

Don’t tell anyone, or you will start a sandal.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:08:16 +0000

Followed by an application of some gorilla glue and lots of left-over styrofoam peanuts!

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:58:48 +0000

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with a Penis
Fiddler on the Roof with a Penis
Speed with a Penis
Brotherhood of the Wolf with a Penis (Le Pacte des Loupes avec Penes)
Edward Scissorhands with a Penis [ouch!]
Princess Mononoke with a Penis
The Empire Strikes Back with a Penis

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:54:42 +0000

I love it when that cute vein in your forehead bulges out…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:52:43 +0000

How do I miss these thing? My TV is on news channels 24/7. It couldn’t be spending too much time on PK, could it???
Thanks for the update!!

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:52:15 +0000

All I want for Christmas is five minutes alone with the guy who wrote Virtumonde and a gallon of hot nitric acid.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:48:13 +0000

and all the cats will get pregnant.
What’s with the new handle?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:47:17 +0000

Ooohh! Good movie, too!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:43:09 +0000

mmmmm Fester….

By: charro

charro — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:59:57 +0000

MMMMMM mead….

By: ck

ck — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:54:07 +0000

And those carrot shavings. Ewwwww.

By: ck

ck — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:53:32 +0000

Now I want a falafel.

By: SweetlyCynical

SweetlyCynical — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:49:39 +0000

As good as it gets… With a penis. :]

By: Interloper

Interloper — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:20:13 +0000

“In & Out with a penis”

Oh my that’s one of the funniest, most accurate things I’ve read in a while.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:04:39 +0000

Precisely. *dies*

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:03:01 +0000

Hard to get those scuff remarks out of linoleum.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:01:24 +0000

C1-C2 fractures?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:57:15 +0000

Die Hard … with a penis.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:52:05 +0000

Definitely a remark that makes you look like a heel.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:49:22 +0000

ouch. blistering.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:49:02 +0000

Point taken and now I have a damaging image in my head…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:45:14 +0000

I don’t think it would take much of any, provided they are the RIGHT liquor, women, and food. I doubt that a gallon of mead with a gnarly chick holding a falafel would do much good.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:44:39 +0000

Ya, I got that one a while back too.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:43:45 +0000

With enough liquor, women, and food, you can talk Uncle Fester into anything.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:42:52 +0000

Sideways… with a penis

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:41:55 +0000

Dirty Pretty Things… with a penis

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:41:39 +0000

LOL! You’re going to get me in trouble…..that tickled the funny bone in several places, Tessie )

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:39:22 +0000

You’re closer to the actual quote. I used “so what?” because sometime in the last few days, a journalist (Martha Raddatz?) said that Al Qaeda was not in Iraq before we invaded, but they are now. Bush’s response was, “So what?”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:31:15 +0000

Not a movie but…

Lifetime, Television for Women… with a penis
Oprah… with a penis
The View… with a penis

Now back to movies.

Fiefel Goes West… with a penis
The Nightmare before Christmas… with a penis
Jingle All the Way… with a penis
Gravedancers… with a penis
Wicked Little Things… with a penis
Shakespeare in Love… with a penis
In & Out… with a penis